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That's Red Morgan and his gang. Last night they robbed the express office.

they get the mine payroll?

No, I've got that in my bank, but they'll be after it next.

We've got to find somebody to run these hoodlums out of town. There must be

someone that... I got it.

Look.

You've got to print this picture in the paper and say that there are three

famous marshals coming to clean up the town.

Might work.

And give me time to get rid of the payroll.

That's right.

Well, that's that.

Here you are, gentlemen.

Abdo's Cactus Remedy cures every ailment known to Mara Beast.

Only one dollar.

Hey, Bo, buy me a bottle. I can't sleep.

What do you mean? You sleep 12 hours every night?

Yeah, but I'm wide awake all day.

Oh, why?

Wait a minute.

Now.

Yes, folks, this world -famous remedy...

I've got to send a wire.

Will you boys watch my show?

Whatever you take in is yours.

Boy, we're in business.

Why... You lumphead, you broke all the bottles. Get in there and mix some more

while I do some spilling.

I think you spilled enough already.

I'll spill you.

Get going.

cactus remedy.

Good for hay fever, spotted fever, and buck fever. What a bargain for a bottle.

A cure for colic and rickets.

Brightens the teeth, shines your old silverware, and a definite cure for

dandruff and lumbago.

I'll take a bottle. Go away, son. You bother me.

Sorry,

friend. I don't think it'll do you any good.

You said it would cure lumbago, and I got it.

Well, if you're going to stand on a technicality, I'll see my collegues in

clinic. Do you know anything about mixing medicine, doctor?

Why, certainly, Professor.

All you got to do is mix a little of this and a little of that.

Say, we got plenty of this. Then I'll try that.

How about this?

Yes, I'll try that.

Pretty, pretty.

Here.

Why don't you make up your mind?

You better put this in.

My favorite color.

Here's another one.

Here you are.

Oh, boy.

That's hot stuff. That's what he needs for his lumbago.

Here, bottle it.

Now, as I said before, folks, you can't afford to be without it. Hey!

How about my bottle?

And if it don't cure me?

I was afraid of that.

Lumbago! Lumbago!

There you are, Sheriff.

No charge. That'll pick you right up.

That'll lay you right down, too.

I want them when they get here.

Say, partner, can you tell me where I can... Hey, Rick, get a load of this.

Wild Bill Hickok.

Why don't you change that face of yours? You scare people.

Hey, border wanted. Looks like you guys are going to work.

Make yourself presentable.

before they get here.

But they're here already.

Come on.

Who's the boss around here? Why?

We're here to clean up the joint.

Take it easy, boys.

Have a drink on me. Oh, sure.

Well,

here's how.

And how.

Hey, you're supposed to drink that, not rub it in.

Hello, tall, dark, and hairy.

What do you say, Geek Up? Shall we trip the life fantastic?

I'd rather dance.

You know, you dance divinely.

Here's he cup.

the next three in rapid fire.

Oh, we're sorry. We'll be back in the morning.

Your cabbage head? I said

left face!

Nobody home.