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Get your... Get your... Get a scorecard. You can't tell the players without a

scorecard.

I don't mean to miss the reputation to cast Malari's jurisdiction upon you, but

today I'm giving away a house and lot, a diamond -studded wristwatch, a special

sedan, and as an added prize, I'm giving away a custom -built second -hand tire.

I'll take that.

Who's talking to you?

Wait a minute. It's no use. There's nobody stopping for us.

They will. Come here.

Now you stay there, and when he stops, sell him one of these. If he stops.

Here comes one now.

Get your daily double here.

He's gone.

Listen, buddy, you can't afford to miss a terrific chance like this. A winner

every day.

I'll guarantee you four winners. I'll make it five. Six.

Seven. Eight. Nine.

Just a minute. There's only eight races.

Last race, dead heat. Two winners.

That so?

Certainly. Well, give me one.

Just a second. These horses ran day before yesterday.

They won, didn't they?

Give me back my money. No mistakes rectified after you leave the window.

bunch of crooks, huh?

Police! Police!

There's one over there.

Say, buddy, is that cop after you, too?

Yeah, I... What's the matter with you?

I thought you was a dummy when I got the... Oh, try to pull a fast one, huh?

Give me your hand.

Arthritis.

Now.

Now I've got to go.

Pardon me, but I'm working my way through college, and I... Boy,

that was a close shave. Hey, fellas, look.

Spread out.

Stebbins, draw my ball.

Yes, my lord.

Hot, cold, or muddy.

Oh, as you wish.

What's the matter? Too hot?

No, too muddy.

I was dispossessed yesterday.

Why didn't you call up Washington? Get yourself an FBI loan.

Mommy,

can I have some milk now?

Not now, darling. Maybe later Mommy can get you some.

You hide the kids, scram.

Get us some milk. With what?

With this.

I'm afraid you finished them. Oh, no, not that.

Mama.

Mama.

Mama.

Give me Ripley.

Yeah, believe it or not. Hey, you got a dial for us.

Yeah, here.

Oh!

Come on, I'll mash you like a potato.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

But when?

to be a lesson to you.

There we are, home sweet home.

Nothing left to do but have it ensured.

Here's the milk for the baby.

Thank you.

You?

Jersey?

No, New York.

Stop it. Hey, fellas.

Look what I got.

Oh, smelt.

Here, scale it.

What are you doing?

Scaling. Go on, cook that thing. Make the head well done, the middle medium,

tail rare.

a flying fish.

What kind of fish you say this was? Saw.

Saw. See?

Saw.

Saw.

Sort of the legacy.

So, see?

Hark! Hark!

What's on your mind? You know, if we could get into the track, and if we had

tip, we could bet on the horse.

If we had some money.

What are you smuggling?

Turn loose, Al.

Why, you cheap crook, stealing a baby's bank.

It's only a lend -lease. I figured I'd bet on the 50 to one shot and double the

baby's money.

Why, you imbecile.

Why don't you pick a hundred to one shot and triple it?

Oh, okay.

Wait a minute.

If we spend any money to get from there, we won't have any left to bet on the

horse. Well, we do.

Press. Press.

Come on, follow me.

Press.

Press.

Press.

Press.

Press. Press.

Pull.

Well,

don't look like we're going to get any suckers today.

No. I've got a good notion to go back into Vaudeville with my ventriloquist

You've probably forgotten how to throw your voice by this time.

Oh, you think so?

Well, here we are.

Let's look the bank tails over. Come on.

Look.

Watch me have some fun with that sap.

Say, you look pretty good to me.

You're not bad looking yourself, big boy.

I bet you tell a talk.

Are you talking to me?

Yeah.

Bet all you got on me, sucker.

I'm going to win this race. No kidding. No kidding.

That's all I want to know.

No, it's a mother.

I got a tip, a hot tip. What's her name?

It's no her, it's a him. What's his name?

Bearded Lady.

Who gave you the tip, the owner? No, the horse.

Oh, yeah.

No, the horse. The horse. Hey, come here.

Hangover's taking the lead.

Pickup is running second, and White Covenant is running a bad third.

White Covenant is moving into contention, and Pickup is staying fast.

Nip and tuck between Hangover and White Covenant and Pickup.

boys are too lucky to be betting on horses, you ought to own one. I think

got something there. You said it. And we're going to sell you one. Come on,

boys. Well,

there you are, boys.

Seabasket, the wonder horse.

Looks more like a fugitive from a glue factory to me.

I wouldn't have him as a gift.

I bet you never won a race.

I won the Kentucky Derby once.

No.

Yeah.

What else? I beat Philomignon in the porterhouse stakes.

That's good enough for me.

We'll take them.

Thanks. Why, you... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come here.

Tell them what you told me. Come on.

Tell them.

Why, you sap.

Just for that, I'll never speak to you again.

Must be time for his vitamins. Okay, let's go.

Oh, boy. Oh.

You hold his mouth open, I'll blow this pill down his throat.

What's the matter?

I swallowed the pill. That was vitamin C.

What's keeping that doctor?

How's the patient, Doc?

Fine.

Why,

you... The patient is all right.

It's a boy.

Here he is, Doc.

I wonder if you can talk.