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Come on, fellas.

We want to see Mr. Seamus O 'Brien.

I told you for two months he doesn't want to see you. Now scram.

Oh, but we got a new bullfighting act. He plays the bullfighter. I play the

front of the bull.

He plays... He's in the bull, too.

Go on, you full of bull.

Beat it, you hams.

Listen, you.

What? Listen, you might hear something.

Mr.

O 'Brien.

We got a new act. It's phenomenal.

It's sensational. It's terrific.

It's even mediocre.

Quiet! Mr. O 'Brien, a Mr. Pedro Alvarez calling long distance from Mexico.

Give me that.

Hello, Senor Alvarez.

Hello, Mr. O 'Brien.

Say, we are on a big fiesta here, and I want an outstanding American act.

It must be great.

Money is no object, so long as it's cheap.

Boss, we got the very act he's looking for. It's a tipperino. Oh, we'll do it

great. Shut your big mouth. What?

Not you, senor. I mean these other idiots.

Who's an idiot?

I mean these other idiots were bigger idiots.

Say, listen.

I mean, I don't know what I mean. Look, senor, as soon as I locate a great

actor, I'll wire you.

You'll wire me then.

All right, senor. Goodbye.

How about it, boss? Should we get it?

Yeah. Now get out of here. It's all right.

Senor Pedro Alvarez, Mexico City, D .F.

Have located greatest act in U .S .A.

Wire expense money direct to the Three Stooges, care of this telegraph office.

Send that collect, please.

Thanks. Mexico, here we come!

Mexico, here we come!

Mexico, here we come!

Mexico, here we come!

Mexico, here we come! Mexico, here we come!

Senors, if my husband see me talking to you, he might misunderstand.

He's very jealous.

Thanks for entertaining me on the trip. Adios.

Skip the gutter.

Sweetheart! I knew you'd change your mind.

Tell me, what is there about me makes me so irresistible to women?

Why are you bothering me? Is it my profile?

Or is it my... How dare you hold my wife in front of my eyes?

Turn around and hug her behind...

Oh, say, these caballeros were very nice to me and the boss. That is what I was

afraid of.

Now, did it before I lose my temper.

And if I should ever catch you around my wife again, I will kill you.

Never mind him. Remember, here we are in good old Mexico.

Dear old Mexico, the warmth of your chili will bring new zest to my breast,

vice versa.

Can the chatter, I'll give you new fingers in the eyes.

Have you got new ones?

What are these?

Those are the old ones. They'll do.

Pick up that bag and let's go.

Hey, this ain't our suitcase.

That Jose took ours.

Come on.

Hey!

Hey!

When do you like that low life? We gotta get our wardrobe back.

Hey, here's your address. Come on. We can't go there. Our husband will kill

Well, without our bull costume, we're dead ducks anyhow. Let's go.

Well, I ain't going.

What did you say?

I ain't going.

You tell me where I can find 22 Laredo Street?

What?

We don't want to see Esther. We want to see Dolores.

Say, maybe if we see Esther, she'll tell us where we can find Dolores. For once

in your life, you're right. Come on, we'll find Esther.

Listen, can you tell us how we can find 22 Laredo Street?

Ah, no sabe.

Hello. Hey, goodbye.

Come here. Ah, goodbye.

Goodbye, patron.

Goodbye. Listen, Tamale, we're looking for a dame by the name of Dolores. She's

got eyes. Dolores.

Dolores.

Dolores. Yeah, siesta.

Ah, siesta.

You gonna start that again? Hey, goodbye.

No siesta, Dolores.

Dolores.

Ah. Si, Miguel.

Hágame el favor.

Hello? Oh, boy. Now we're getting... What was he jabbering about?

I better eat soap with a knife. We gotta find Esther. Come on. Esther!

disturbing the lake.

That was Dolores. Come on, we gotta get our grip. Wait a minute. If her husband

kills me, I'm coming back to haunt you.

Haunt that house. How many rooms?

Seven. With Beth? Go.

He will kill you. Oh, yeah, but we want our suitcase. You took ours by mistake.

Oh, never mind.

Quick. Oh, just go. He will kill you. He will kill you.

What is the matter, my love?

Well, I... Oh, I am sick.

Oh, Jose, I am sick. I have eaten something. It is a grave with me.

Oh, Jose, I am so sick. Quick, get me the aspirin. In the medicine chest.

The aspirin. I am fighting for the aspirin like the wind.

I do not fight.

We'll watch for him.

How about... Hey, come on. You want to get us killed?

disturb your rest. Come and sleep. Well, I am glad. I am glad the pain is gone.

Go to sleep, Jose.

Oh, my little watermelon vine.

It is so good to have you come back again.

Come kiss me, my little butterflies.

Dolores, darling, tell me you love me as much as I love you.

Of course I love you, Jose.

You are so silly.

You can... Oh!

Two men!

You for... Three men!

Ladies

and

gentlemen, a sonata... We wish to present those local Americanos

Three Stooges.

They will do a comedy bullfight.

We hope you like them too many. Thank you.

I do mean bull.

Come on,

fellas,

let's get going.

Come on, what are you stalling for?

Get going, they're waiting for something.

is going over great. Look at that audience.

Maybe it'll slow the bull down and he can get off.

Three months we've waited for a break for this act, and you come along and

it.