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It's going to be all right.

What have you today, boys?

Tell them what we have.

Well, Doc, I got a terrific pain right here.

Every time I squeeze my Adam's apple, I can taste cider.

Oh!

We'll have the merchant's lunch.

Merchant's lunch on two.

This soup is a marvelous accomplishment.

It's a prodigious achievement.

You're going to love it. It's putrid.

See, Dr. Lyman, if we could get these silly fellows to call in little Betty,

their antics might snap her out of her lethargy.

That might be worth a try.

Oh, boys, I'm going to ask you to do something that may save the life of a

little girl. Will you do it? Certainly. What is it?

Well, this is the situation.

This little girl's father is a bank cashier who disappeared with $300 ,000

of bonds.

Oh, nice wig if you can get it.

The police figure that he was kidnapped while delivering these bonds. But his

little girl... Someone please bring back my daddy.

Yes, darling, but look what the doctor's brought you.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Oh, lollipops.

What's the engineer's name?

I don't know. What's the engineer's name?

Pat McCarthy.

How do you know?

I asked him.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells and one measly petunia.

A what?

Petunia, petunia.

Don't you mean chrysanthemum?

I mean petunia. I heard you the first time.

Wasn't that funny, darling?

I want my daddy.

It's no use. Unless we find the girl's father, she'll never get well.

Then we'll find him. But how, gentlemen?

You said the little girl and the father always yodeled to each other like this.

That's what the little girl said.

Well, that's all we want to know. If he'll answer that yodel, we'll find him.

Remember, gentlemen, he's 40 years old, has a bald spot on his head, and an

anchor tattooed on his shoulder. And he's 5 '10 in his stocking feet.

In his stocking feet? Oh!

His stocking feet.

What's that for?

To measure him.

Good luck, gentlemen.

Goodbye, doctor.

Goodbye, doctor.

Goodbye,

doctor. Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye,

Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye, doctor.

Too short.

No bald spot.

No tattoo.

No nothing.

Heads up.

Is that the sun up there? I don't know. I'm a stranger in town.

Don't forget.

Five foot ten to stock and feed. Okay.

incarnation.

Don't you bark at me.

Oh, get into people, eh? How tall are you? Have you got a bald spot? Can you

yodel? Crazy people.

See how suspicious he acted? That must be him.

Cassidy, any more news on a missing bank cashier?

Huh? Yeah, I'll take care of it. All right.

Thank you, policy. I sure swell, guys.

That's all right. I hope your friends enjoy the beer.

Look!

That suit on your shoulder?

What's it to you anyway?

Oh, a wise guy.

Come on, boys, get him. Lay him up in the corner and undress him.

No equipment. We find a little girl's father. Remember that.

Start yodeling.

you showed up.

How much longer are we going to stall around like this?

Quit your squawking. As soon as the heat cools off, the boss says we take him

bye -bye. Then we scram to South America with the 300 grand.

Well, I'm not waiting. I'm going to see the boss. Okay, by me.

Hiya, babe.

I'm a cowboy from the western plains. I hate city streets and I hate city

trains.

It's him. Quick, answer him. Not me.

There may be a loose piano up there.

Why?

Hey,

it's over in that house over there. Come on.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm winding up a flying star.

Oh, hold that. Oh, certainly.

that Swiss cheese.

Norton Pranson, son of a...

What was that?

Toy mites!

Oh.

A wise guy, huh?

Sam, wise guy!

you fellas are, but I can never repay you for this.

Look, his handcuff. Yeah, it's tied to the bed.

Get up. I got an idea.

We'll have to take this bed frame apart and slide it through the handcuff. All

right, get busy.

Put some beef on it now.

Stop arguing. It's off, ain't it?

This one's locked, too. What do we do now?

Well, you break the arm off about there, then you... You don't like that?

be yourself rodent open up open up i said the dumb waiter hey

i resent that not you the other dumb waiter oh you get down first and send it

right back up hurry

Get me out of these, will you?

They're killing me.

That's what you think.