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Where are they?

Oh, where can they be?

If those three good -for -nothing loafers don't get back soon, we'll be

to camp here for the night.

Take it easy now. They said they were going to scout around to make sure we're

not ambushed by Indians.

Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a red skin from a sunburn.

Why I ever let those three flat -footed, broken -down foofers tell me the idea

of taking us across the country instead of hiring regular guides, I'll never

know. And if we don't get our show to San Francisco in two months, We'll lose

our engagement.

Where are those three sun -baked hens?

I'm sorry, Bo. I'm honest. I'm sorry.

That's all right. I know. You couldn't help it.

Ain't he a swell guy?

Say,

what's the idea?

Shut up. You want the Indians to hear you? Yeah.

I'm sick and tired of looking for Indians.

us for a change. He's right.

Let him look for us for a change.

Won't you look for one little one for me?

A little one? Yeah, one with a fat stomach. Just one?

Yeah. Okay.

Did you see one?

Yeah.

And if you don't get this troop to San Francisco, you're really going to get

What's the big rush? We left Kansas only five months ago.

Well, only five months, eh?

Well, if we're not in San Francisco in time to open up that show, I'm going to

fill you so full of holes that when the wind blows through you, you'll whistle

like a peanut wagon.

But you can't do that. Why not?

Because we don't belong to the Peanut Vendors Union.

Wait a minute, Nell. Put away the artillery and let's have some grub. Make

yourselves useful. Open up some corned beef. To the corned beef.

the Columbia.

Get busy and quit necking.

Four?

How do you like that? I got the... Oh,

cutie pie,

come here.

You realize that was an accident?

Why, certainly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it isn't. For this, you're going to stand guard tonight.

Oh, no, I ain't.

You ain't.

I'm still not going to stand guard.

Unless you let me use your new gun. Oh, no, you don't.

face aloud.

We ain't pale. We're at some point.

You make them 23 skidoo. If not gone in two sundowns, many brave come.

All right. Leave the horses hitched in case we have to make a fast getaway.

You keep a sharp lookout.

I'll keep two sharp lookouts.

We have met the enemy and the situation is well in hand.

Then right about face.

What keeps me from killing you birds is the fact that I'm short of bullets. Oh,

I have plenty of bullets. I'd be glad to lend you some. Now, I have... We've got

to get busy now.

We've got to build us a shelter. You know, it's liable to snow tonight.

Yeah, what did we build a shelter out of? We... Uncle Tom's cabin.

Oh, no, you don't. You won't wreck my scenery to build no shelter.

I see out here clicking our brakes if you want us to freeze to death.

Hey, fellas, look.

The ceiling is sagging. Get a brace and brace it up. Hurry up.

Get moving on. Be careful you don't tear that corner.

If I didn't need you, I'd exterminate you. We better give a move on before the

Indians come back and we won't be able to go anyplace.

Right, we got work to do.

Come on, boys, get a move on. For dear old Alma Mater.

Here, you pump some water on that.

Here, you chop some wood. Right.

Back to the official grounds. Go on.