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How many? Three.
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I'll take the same.
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I bet two.
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I'll see those two, and I'll raise you
five.
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I'd better win today. I haven't had
breakfast in a week.
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Well, the best man always wins.
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Well, there's four.
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Hey, I need some more chips.
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Hurry up with those chips.
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I'm making chips for you guys.
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I got to get busy for my radio contest.
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Roses are red and violets are blue.
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Try stick fast glue and you'll be stuck
too.
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I got it.
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Oh, boy, if I get the best one, I'll
make a lot of money.
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Oh,
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you're crazy. You've been sending those
things in for weeks. Nobody ever wins
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those. Yeah, why don't you play cards
and improve your mind? What there is of
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it.
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See the money I get.
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There's that chip I call. What do you
got?
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Just four acres.
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And me with four kings again.
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Well, it must be beginner's luck.
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I can't understand it. Every day you
have beginner's luck.
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Well, it's just one of those things.
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If you want to cheat, cheat fair.
Anything I hate is a crooked crook.
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My beginner's luck.
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a minute. Come here.
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Maybe it's something I ate. Sure, it's
those pancakes.
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Oh, not my pancakes.
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I admit the pancakes ain't so good, but
the syrup is delicious.
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Why don't you think of this, useless?
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There you are.
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Why don't you hold still? Now I've got
to start all over again. I'll get that
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thing yet.
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Yeah, those teeth hold out.
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It's a good thing it's time for the
coffee -nailed cigarette program, all
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That concludes the musical portion of
our program.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, the
winner of the coffee -nailed cigarette
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contest. The first prize of $50 ,000
goes to Mr. Curly Howard of 1122
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Lilyflower Terrace, New York City.
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Who did you say? Curly Howard.
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Oh!
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Go places and buy things. Come on.
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is valued at $5 ,000.
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Now, over here.
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This bed goes back to Henry VIII. That's
nothing. We had a bed that went back to
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C .S. Roebuck III.
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Hmm.
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Always kidding.
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And now, gentlemen, if there's anything
more, I will gladly serve you
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personally. Good day.
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That's a horse trough. Horse trough.
Rowboat. In a hotel?
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That's a bathtub, you imbeciles.
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Go take a bath.
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But it ain't spring yet.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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See the pretty grass? Where?
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You're next.
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But I had a bath.
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When? July 4th, 1910. I was too young to
fight about it then.
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What are you going to do about it now?
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Take a bath.
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the upper part, you get less air. Yeah.
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How am I going to get up there?
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Where's the ladder?
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I... Oh!
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I ought to be able to
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sleep up here for a week. This bed is so
soft.
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Leave me a call for Wednesday, will you?
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trying to do break my neck your neck
look at my head it is broke so it is
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fix it oh thanks oh
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sody
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pop oh uh here uh hear what i have to
tell you
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he's going to give you a tip
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Could you tell me which room is occupied
by the gentleman who won the cigarette
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contest? That room at the end, miss.
Thank you.
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Gee, kids, we're in luck. That $50 ,000
is down the hall just waiting for Mama.
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Oh, that's swell.
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Now see if we've got it right. We
pretend we're three rich widows. We meet
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goofs, make them propose to us, and
marry them. Right. Then we get their
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and give them the ozone.
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That's what the hotel manager will give
us if we don't get some dough.
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All right, Darwin, now you go next door
and get locked, and we'll come and find
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you. Come along.
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That one sounds flat.
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Try another.
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I'll sharpen this one up.
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I'm seeing gorillas.
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Don't look at me when you say that.
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I got the DTs.
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I'm seeing gorillas, I tell you. Ah,
you're crazy.
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The joint's haunted. Look, the pants are
walking.
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Maybe it's ants.
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What's going on around here?
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His pants are walking and he ain't in
them.
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Ah, you guys have been drinking.
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Pants are walking around.
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Ow! My pants bit me.
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We'd better kill him.
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$5 ,000 gadget.
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Here's a board.
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Give me that.
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Why don't you bring me a softer board?
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Come in. Come in.
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Gentlemen,
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this registered letter just arrived.
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I thought it might be important.
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Thanks. It's the prize money.
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What? What's happened here? My bed.
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They'll put us in jail.
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Did he say jail?
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No, Yale.
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He's got a brother in college with two
heads. They got him in a bottle.
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What's the matter? Is there something
wrong?
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No. The figure's staggering me.
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And so will your bill.
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Hey, fellas.
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Get up, you fellas.
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This is a fine time to take a nap.
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Is he gone?
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Yes, he's gone. We've got to do
something quick.
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Hey. Hey.
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They'll put us in jail for this. We've
got to get out of here quick. Come on.
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There's something peculiar about those
men in there.
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Keep your eye on them.
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I'm going down to make up a bill they'll
never forget.
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All right, boss.
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What are we going to do now?
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What was that?
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Me no sabby. Me lone wolf.
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Me caught a lot of way.
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Help!
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Help!
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We're going to see the manager about
this.
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Now, remember, girls, we've got to make
them propose to us right away.
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Couldn't we just marry the money without
them?
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Quiet, Cleopatra.
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It's that darn detective again. He won't
go away.
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Oh, he won't, eh?
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Honest, girls, we're sorry. We're
looking for our pet monkey. Have you
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Oh, so that's what's running around
here.
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Say, what's that monkey got that I ain't
got?
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A long a tail.
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Oh,
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I do hope he's not hurt. He's the only
ray of sunshine left in the lives of
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three lowly widows.
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He's the only happiness we have with all
our millions.
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Did you say millions?
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Just a few.
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And we're so, so lonely.
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Oh, what you girls need is a husband.
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Oh, this is so sad.
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Darling.
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You mean you'll marry us? With the
millions?
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Yes. It's a deal.
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We're the monkeys you girls are looking
for. Change those weeds for some glad
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rags. It won't take a minute. We'll be
right back.
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You change your mind, we'll sue you for
hapus corpus.
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Look at that monkey. He's got the
letter. We'd better get it away from him
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before the girls find out we're pro.
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Well, we're rid of him. Hurry up, girls,
before those suckers change their
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minds.
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Oh, look who it is, Darwin.
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How do you like those chislers double
cropping us? Say, will I tell that mug
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something? We're going to pay those guys
a visit. Come on.
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Let's use the fire escape.
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Right.
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It's the manager. Let's give him a
reception.
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What I'll do to that guy with the sugar
bowl haircut.
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Ready? Give.
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Oh, my.
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Gee, it's the girl.
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Oh, yes, it's us.
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We're sorry, girls. We didn't know it
was you. Oh, that's quite all right.
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Gee, you're swell, dames. Give us a
little kiss.
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