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What are you waking me up for? Something hit me in the head. Is there a bullet

hole there?

No bullets going through that skull.

Hey, what's he... Miss Skeeter, I can't sleep.

Lay down or I'll put you to sleep. Come on.

What's the matter? You're nuts?

I saw it again. I'll warn you. I'll tell you.

I'll warn you.

Write down, you guys. You're spoiling the whole war for me.

What of it?

Nothing. I was just saying.

Then go back to sleep and keep quiet.

That's great news, Major.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yeah, well, it's too late now. The war is over. They're calling it off.

Viva la France!

Bonsoir, monsieur.

Bonsoir, monsieur.

Bonsoir.

And this. And this. And this.

Thanking me for beating you up? Sure.

They decorated this. They thought we were wounded in action. Look.

Say, this discharge means we're through, don't it?

Yeah. And we don't have to take any more orders from you?

That's right. So what?

That's all we wanted to know.

No hard feelings, is there, Sarge?

Saji, break up.

Some people have all the luck. Boy, can I tear that chicken to smithereens.

Watch your mouth, fella. Oh, you thought you'd get away, huh?

Oh, a face slapper, eh? I ought to have you all arrested.

For two cents, I'll punch you right in the face.

Well, here's the two cents.

Well, I raised my price.

Oh, listen, mister. We don't mean any harm. We're hungry.

Do you know where we can get a job?

Why, you've got your... I'm sorry I lost my temper.

Go in the building, boys. Up to room 310 and ask for...

Just say you want to sign up.

Oh, you're a regular fellow after all. Yeah. And if you want to, you can smack

me again.

Oh! By golly, he did it.

See you tomorrow, Captain. So long. So long.

Is this room 310? Sure, come right in.

The man downstairs said you can use some men.

You want to sign up? Certainly. What do you think we're here for?

Sign right here.

It's a pleasure. Oh, a job at last.

What are you going to do with all the money?

Hey, I think there's something screwy going on around here.

Every time you think you're weak in the nation.

Sign.

Go on, sign. I'll crack your head open. Go on, go on.

Take these over to Port Stinger.

You mean those papers we signed were to join the army? Of course. You're in the

army now.

Oh, no.

Wait, quick.

As I

live, I'm seeing things.

Three of them.

Boys, you remember Sergeant McGillicuddy? Yeah, his mother and my

both mothers.

Now they helped us win the war.

Sergeant.

Take these men over to Fort Stinger.

They're in your charge.

With pleasure.

You wanted a job, huh? Yeah. What's the matter with you?

You, boxcars wasn't good enough for you, was it? I don't know. I'm a stowaway.

Well, stow this away. Leave him alone, will you? I'll leave him alone. We'll

there. Break it up! Break it up! Come on, boys.

I kind of forgot myself a minute ago.

Medical exam? Okay.

Thank you, sir.

Here we are, bosom friends again.

Gee,

Sarge, you're a pal.

Sit down.

Oh, now listen, Sarge. You're going to let bygones be bygones, ain't you?

Sure, sure.

Get over with that trough.

What are you going to do?

Detonation? If I got it, can I get cured?

Yeah. It's a test to see if your eardrums will stand the shooting of the

guns.

That's a new one on me.

Yeah, I just thought of it.

Now, when I say go, duck your heads under that water and hold it.

For how long?

I'll tell you when to come up.

Keep going.

Where were you born?

What?

Where were you born?

I don't know what he's saying.

Where were you born?

He says your pants are torn.

soldiers for the Coast Artillery wouldn't know a shell from a boat.

What?

He says you smell like a goat.

Oh, yeah?

Thanks. The same to you.

Remember your place.

What's wrong with you men?

We're hungry.

We ain't even a week.

Oh, that's it.

Sergeant, get these men some food.

Yes, sir. Now to continue.

Were you born in this country?

What?

you born in this country?

No, Milwaukee.

Would you fight for this great republic? I'm Republican.

No, I'm a Democrat.

Not me.

I'm a pedestrian.

This is all I could find, sir.

See what you can do with these men.

I give up.

4 -1 -G heavy ordnance gunnery practice.

Gun crew 6, 7, and 8 in order name will fire on obsolete radio -controlled

cruiser which will pass port at 5 ,000 yards.

Crew making best record of hits will receive citation and two weeks leave of

absence.

Take your blows!

Go to the powder tunnel and bring shells and powder as fast as you can and no

slip -ups.

Target practice postponed until arrival of Admiral Hawkins' flagship on

inspection crews.

Dismiss the crew.

Pull in.

Target practice postponed.

Ready first, forward march.

Admiral Hawkins' flagship is steaming up the bay for maneuver, sir.

He's between halves.

Hold that. Oh, thanks.

Come on. Come on, get busy.

Out

of

the way. You're in the way.

Come on. Oh,

the first shell went in there.

Take the bull by the horns and...

We don't know, sir.

I did. And, boy, was that a shot or was that a shot?

Well, you hit the Admiral's flagship.

When did you hit the Admiral's flagship?

When did you hit the Admiral's flagship?

I see my duty and I did it. Well, I see my duty and I'll do it. See that?

The Admiral's flagship, eh? The Admiral's flagship, eh?

He's seen his duty and he done it.

You're a swell guy, Sarge.

Oh, sure.

I'll tighten the straight lines. I'll hold it and look pleasant. I'll be right

back.

Hey, what's he going to give us? I don't know. Maybe he's going to take our

picture. Maybe he is at that.