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Any checks?

No checks, Mr. Mouser. All bills.

Bills. Bills.

Nothing but bills.

This rat -catching business is going to the dogs.

Where are those three loafers?

They're in there talking politics.

Politics? Yeah. I just heard one of them say, let's have a new deal.

me, eh?

Oh,

good morning, boss.

Get your things together and make it snappy. Oh, boy, we're going on a jog.

What, already? We had a jog two months ago.

Brush the hair out of your eyes and get going.

You heard what he said.

You too, rain in the face.

Come on, get your things together. You'll get me tired.

Flow for slow lives, I'm sure.

What's that thing for?

You never can tell. We might meet up with a bear.

Yeah. Meet my bear hand.

Get out.

All right, boss. Where do we go?

You go to Blazers.

You're fired, too.

Oh, now, listen, boss.

Give us another chance, will you? Yeah, be a regular guy.

All right.

I give you one more chance.

But you go out and drum up business, or you don't come back.

What do you mean, drum up business?

If people ain't got ants, they ain't got ants, that's all.

So?

And you give demands on mice, on moths, onto the houses, you dumb cocks. Oh,

boss, you've got a head like Napoleon.

My dear Lord Stoke, I'm so glad you came down for the hunt.

Thanks, Alfie. You know, the last time I rode to Hounds, it was with His Grace,

the Duke of Piccadilly.

I think we struck oil.

You take care of the lower floor.

You go get a ladder and we'll handle the upstairs.

Go ahead.

Easy easy

Quick, somebody's coming.

Beat it, kid. I'll hide.

Why don't you scram? I can't. My hand's torn.

Quick, under there.

Oh, dear.

My foot's just killing me. But I must show you my beautiful new broad -tailed

coat.

You'll love it.

But I'm my shoe.

Oh, dear. But don't be excited.

Oh, Bueller, take it easy. Oh, there, there, Bueller. Don't be so excited. I

don't know. I'm distraught.

If she finds this out, she'll tell everybody.

Success. Success.

What's the idea of taking a ladder away?

Vitamin, I don't think... Come on, get your things together, quick.

What is it? Pardon me, got any mice, insects, ants or bugs you want

exterminated?

Heaven must have sent you to us. We are overrun by them. Come right in,

gentlemen.

Please wait here.

My word, Gawkins.

What are these?

These are the pest exterminators, madam.

Well... If you gentlemen will exterminate them without letting my

shall reward you handsomely. You can depend on us, Toots.

What do you mean, getting familiar with the Dane?

Don't pay any attention to him, babe.

Oh, Gawkins, dress them in riding habits like the other guests so they can work

in the living room unobserved.

And gentlemen, don't forget, you must not disclose what you are doing.

We get you, lady.

Come with me, gentlemen.

What does this room remind you of? The reform school.

Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen.

Get to work at once.

And above all, don't be conspicuous.

Hey, if that conspicuous means what I think it does, I'm going to have to

you right in the nose. Pipe down. It's derived from the Latin. What school did

you go to?

Oxford. Well, you'd better go back to high shoes.

Now you.

You take the front part of the house.

I'll take the upstairs. You take the kitchen.

No, you take the upstairs. I'll take the kitchen. Oh, Toots.

Come here.

You know, little girl, I'm going to like you.

I like you too, you big, handsome mouse catcher. Oh, let's leave business out of

this. You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.

And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute.

Kiss me.

Or poop me.

Anything else, sir?

I'm poisoned.

I'm poisoned.

Get out. Get to work.

Get to work.

Oh, Church, wait a minute, will you? Wait a minute.

See any mice?

Oh, what are you doing? Get those cats out of here. Quickly, quickly, hurry.

Hey.

Hey, get rid of those cats quickly before somebody sees us. What am I

Give them to me.

Wait, put them in there. Hurry up.

Say, what ever happened in 1776?

What street?

Skip it.

And that's how it actually happens. You know, how very interesting.

You haven't noticed that before.

It's quite remarkable, isn't it? Yes.

My Lord, Your Lordship, you're as pale as a ghost.

I was?

Let me try your reflexes.

There.

And I'm so glad I could. It's really the most enjoyable party.

Mrs. Burlap... always has such interesting people, you know.

Foxhounds are so thrilling.

Well, may I have this dance? Well, what dance? There's no music.

I never dance to music. I shake the tootsies, kid.

Oh, yes, I always enjoy myself with Mrs. Burlap. I always enjoy myself with

her.

out of the place. Wait a minute, I got it.

This will fix those rats.

Hey, try this.

Ah, Cam and Bertie.

How do you feel? All right?

Do you feel a little dizzy?

Never felt better in my life.

I knew it. I didn't put enough rat poison in this cheese. Yeah.

What's the idea?

What does he think I am, a rat? Yeah, what about it? Well, you don't have to

tell everybody.

Says you're right.

You started everything.

Oh, I can't see.

I can't see.

What's the matter? I got my eyes closed.

Oh, spread out. Come on.

Oh, Poppy sees cake.

Want some?

No, no.

Want some poppy seed cake?

Did you come to work or to a banquet?

To a banquet.

To a banquet.

Now that the banquet's over, make it snappy. We've got to work fast or you

get paid.

Get it off your face.

She said he was going to play the piano?

The cats!

Yes, entertainers.

Entertainers? What an ingenious idea.

Oh, my dear, I thought they were guests. And they did it so naturally.

You know, we should congratulate Mrs. Burlap. Her entertainment is certainly

novel. Yes, it is.

Your entertainment is a huge success.