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Gentlemen, please, the meeting is called
to order and we need quiet, not a riot.
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Otherwise, we can't proceed.
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Listen, you woman haters.
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We meet for the seventh time to convince
each member of the club that romance is
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a crime.
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Have any questions or any suggestions
that you'd like to make today?
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Or if you have a notion to offer a
motion, let's hear what you have to say.
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Come speak up like a hero.
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Your speech need not be rehearsed.
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Who's that?
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Oh, yes, it's Mr.
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Zero.
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All right, I'll speak up first.
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I'll give you my opinion of the opposite
sexes.
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When a man marries a girl, he has to
work while she relaxes. Some smart aleck
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wrote a book, The Woman Always Pays.
Yes, she pays for perfume, powder,
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and every silly craze.
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But where does the money come from? From
those dopey guys who fall. I say down
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with every guy who sings my life, my
love, my all.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, those in favor say
aye.
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Aye, aye.
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All right, we'll pass that by.
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Mr. Chairman, three gentlemen wait
without.
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Without what?
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They want to join our club today.
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Okay, admit them right away.
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Of the Woman Haters Club, I welcome you.
Do you three gentlemen understand what
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you're expected to do?
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Now, boys, relax.
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I said relax.
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Now, please, at ease, relax, relax.
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I didn't tell you to break your backs.
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Stand up for the initiation.
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of the Woman Haters Club.
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Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
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Fellas, I'll have to quit that club I
joined last week.
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Quit the club?
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That's what I said.
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Oh, you big fat head, what do you mean?
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This way, I met a beautiful girl and
fell head over heels in love.
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Why, you must be out of your mind.
You're crazy. What are you thinking of?
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But I promised to marry her tonight.
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Tonight? Why, don't you know if you
violate the rules of the club, you're
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as good as dead? If you get married,
you'll be carried out and...
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convince me. I guess that you're right.
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I'll have to call the wedding off. I'll
tell her tonight.
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That's fine, but how can we be sighted?
You won't give us the double cross.
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I'll put up my bankroll. If I miss, I'll
take the loss.
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I got a better idea than that.
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I'll tell you what let's do.
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Jackie, me and you, put up our
bankrolls, too.
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We'll sign on the...
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Now that you've signed, please bear in
mind, from now on, no women around of
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kind. Right? Right. Now the forfeit will
post.
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Fill them up. Fill them up. Now I'll
make a toast.
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To the three musketeers who've stuck
along for years, we've traveled together
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every kind of weather. Right? Right.
What have you got to say for yourself?
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Me? You.
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I've got plenty to say for myself.
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I beg your pardon, mates.
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Here's to the finest salesman in the
whole United States.
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Say, by the way, don't we leave for the
road tonight?
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What day is this? The 21st. By golly,
you're right.
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Let's hurry back. We've got to pack our
samples for the trip.
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Okay, before we go, let's take another
sip.
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Here's to our trip.
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You better see a girl and offer her your
sympathy.
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Tell her that the bride -to -be is not
the bride -to -be. Right?
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Right.
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Meech is at the train, and now I'll tell
the lady that I'll never see her again.
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Doctor, it's late. Have you heard from
Jim? No, Dad, he'll be here. Don't worry
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about him.
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But the people are waiting. Oh, here he
comes now. Hello, Jim.
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Can I see you privately in the next
room?
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Not now, dear. What's troubling you? Why
all the gloom?
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Friends of the family.
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Meet the groom.
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Here's to the happiest ending.
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Gee, I don't feel so hot.
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Go on, you're joking. Sure you're
pretending. Honestly, Father, I'm not.
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That reminds me of a story.
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Listen.
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That's me other daughter there. Well, on
her wedding day, the fellow she was
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about to marry tried to run away.
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Did you ever hear a nerve like that?
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Well, I took care of that guy.
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In the room, I locked him. Then I socked
him right in the eye.
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Then I turned him over, told me brother
to cut.
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He just picked him up.
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and spin them around like a top.
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Then me other brother, who's a fighter,
began.
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Son, I'm ashamed to tell you what he did
to that man.
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Did he marry his daughter?
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Did he? I should say he did.
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There he is, right over there. He'll be
walking soon, poor kid.
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Oh, Jim, let's go.
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Right now?
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Yeah. Good luck.
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Let's go.
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Jim,
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do you take Mary?
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awful wedded wife?
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I do.
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Mary, do you promise to love him, share
his joy, and share his strife? Oh, I do.
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Place the ring upon her finger.
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Not that one, the other finger. I
pronounce you man and wife.
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Here you are.
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Oh, thank you, sir. Just ring if you
want me to.
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Oh, darling, I'm so happy that we're
married at last.
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And you know something?
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I'm going to try to make you happy, too.
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Yeah. Yeah?
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I can't believe it. It all happened so
fast.
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Dear, can I ask you a little favor of
you?
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Why, certainly.
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I want you to promise to keep our
marriage a secret. What do you say?
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Why, the idea.
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and a train that'll try to kid me along.
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It appeals to me somehow.
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Would you like to join? Yes, sir. Okay,
we'll initiate you now.
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And I'll pronounce you a member of the
Woman Haters Club.
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Hey! Did you see a curly -headed fella?
Sure enough.
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He's in there with a lady, brother. She
hot stuff.
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See, W .H., what does that mean?
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Wonderful honeymoon.
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You fainted. Did you forget? What do you
think, Tommy? It's Tommy Rotten. Come
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in. Come in.
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I tell you, you got me all wrong.
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I was minding my own business when that
woman came along.
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Suddenly she fainted. Now I'm asking
you, if a woman faints right in your
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what is there to do?
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You don't think that I'd fool around
with a sappy dame like that. Her eyes
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like a cat and her hair is like a rat.
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Well, just the same, we signed a paper
and that paper reads, no woman shall
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enter our lives no matter what she
needs.
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And the next time you're with a girl,
you're going to forfeit your dough.
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Don't make me mad.
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We won't bother anybody.
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For
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you.
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For you, my life, my love, my all.
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Yo ho ho ho ho. Yo!
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here with this gal. That's what I want
to know. Come on outside and I'll tell
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you. All right, come on. Let's go.
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awake. Bieber, he's hot.
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Don't worry, I got what it takes to
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You hear what I said?
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And don't disturb us again. We are going
to bed.
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of the Woman Haters Club is called.
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Mr. Chairman, there's a man outside.
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