All language subtitles for star_falls_s01e10_the_pet_whisperer

Hey, Diamond.

What you up to?

Exercising. Your fingers?

I'm searching new exercises.

I've done, like, every workout ever, and
I need something else.

Every workout ever? That can't be true.

Yoga, Tai Chi, aerobics, CrossFit,
tennis, surfing, lifting, climbing,

running, sprinting, dance, arm
wrestling, jumping rope.

Should I go on?

Nope. Point well made.

Why are you all sweaty?

Extreme drum circle practice.

Not sure that's a thing.

It's when you combine the laid -back
casual artistry of drumming with the

animalistic adrenaline of football.

You play football while you drum?

Yes.

Which turns out to be surprisingly hard.

You were surprised it's hard? Because I
could have told you that's pretty much

impossible. It is not.

I'm sure I can do it.

Oh! But that gives me an idea. Instead
of a new exercise, I can just combine

exercises. Genius!

Well, I don't know if I'm really a
genius.

Talking about me.

I gotta go change into my workout stuff.
Later!

Oh! Oh!

Ow!

Okay, I'm on my way.

Hey, so, how's it going?

Not good.

And what are you doing?

Yogging. It's yoga and jogging together.

Obviously.

Triple jog!

That's really more of a hop than a jog.
You should call it a yo -hop.

Okay, that's ridiculous.

Warrior post -yog! And please stop
yelling.

Come on, do it with me. I'd really
rather not.

Oh, why?

Many reasons.

Mainly, I have to get to the rescue.
We're having animal issues.

Y 'all can talk with me. Tell me your
problems.

Mountain post -yog!

Yup, this is as bad as I thought it
would be. Come on, send me yourself, and

your troubles will disappear.

Ow! Yawked on a stone or something.

You were saying?

animals that won't get adopted because
they're difficult.

How difficult can cute little animals
be?

Goats are great pets. They're smart and
affectionate. They can climb almost

anything. They have four stomachs, and
they burp, and they sound like humans

when they scream.

Not that they scream a lot.

So what do you say?

My son really wants a dog.

Gritty can fetch.

I mean, I think she can. I've never seen
her do it. Did I mention she has four

stomachs? We don't want Gertie.

So was I too desperate?

You didn't chase his car down the street
and force Gertie into it.

Should I? No.

I'm usually so good with problem
animals.

Remember the cat that peed, like,
everywhere?

Uses the toilet now.

I mean, can't flush, because, come on,
cat arms.

But you know what?

I'm going to figure this out. I don't
know how you're going to get these

adopted. Gertie is pretty annoying. She
chews on everything.

And Franny's pure evil.

And Houdini's an escape artist.

Again?

Here, ratty -ratty. Here, ratty -ratty.

Got him.

You know what we need?

We need to figure out how to break these
annoying... Sandwiches.

Annoying sandwiches?

My dad always says there's no problem a
good sandwich can't fix.

So I'm going to go to your house to make
some.

Okay, why my house? Dad ate all of her
sandwich stuff.

He really liked sandwiches.

Yum.

Oh, hey, Nate.

Yum. I don't think dogs sing.

Baxter, are those all the socks?

I knew it.

Go, get the rack.

I shower you with gratitude.

You're a good boy.

Whoa. So you trained him to find socks?

No, I trained him to return socks. He's
been stealing them from everyone.

Really? I'm connecting with him to try
and understand his motivation.

See, every animal has its own thing. And
with deep communication, you can find

out what that thing is.

So Baxter's thing is stealing socks.

Precisely. The smell of socks reminds
him of the people he loves.

So I'm going to make him a new collar
out of dirty socks.

The scent of our feet will never be too
far.

Hey, so I got an idea about our
problems.

Our lunch problems?

No. Well, actually, yes. Here's your
sandwich.

But I mean our pet problems.

Phoenix is good with animals.

Really? How exactly are you good with
them? I commune with them, meld with

understand them on a deeper level.

So where can I set up my bongos?

Sometimes parents need a little help.

So we're helping ours get together.

My mom, my best friend, her dad, huge
movie star.

And things might get a little crazy.

Okay, a lot crazy.

But that's just life in Starfall.

Since our animal equals can't talk, the
responsibility falls on us to listen to

their spirit.

Uh -huh. Sure.

I sense fear and darkness and an arctic
wind across an ice floe. Are you

thinking what I'm thinking?

That Phoenix might be a pet whisperer.
Exactly.

Wait, what?

You're buying this?

I feel like I'm on one of those hidden
camera shows and everyone's making fun

my shoes.

Your shoes?

Yeah, it's this recurring nightmare
where all my shoes are suddenly giant

sausages and... Doesn't matter.

I just think Phoenix has no idea what
he's doing and this is a waste of time.

I don't think it is.

Phoenix's ways are a little out there,
but hey, sometimes out there works.

Genius! A little cat sweater.

So the problem was that she was cold?

That's what made her grumpy?

Well, I mean, I could have thought of
that, I just... Didn't think of that?

You look grumpy. Want Phoenix to make a
sweater for you?

No? You're good?

Okay.

Okay, peeps. I'm having trouble deciding
which shoe is my spirit shoe.

Sandals, because I'm open to the world
around me.

Or metallic flats, because of my
sparkling personality.

Hit me up online to vote. See ya!

Uh, Diamond, did you make a sandwich
with literally everything in the fridge?

way. Sandwiches are so 2014.

Where's Sophia?

She's at the rescue.

What's in the bag? Uh, my new cell
phone. A new cell phone? Wow, big day.

All right, all right. Keep your hair on.

I need help setting it up and getting it
out of the box.

Sophia set my phone up and got it out of
the box, so good luck.

So, your first phone.

What do you think I am, a relic?

This is my second.

This is my first.

Get out! Whoa, that is ancient. I
totally need to borrow that for my next

party. I mean, I wasn't alive then
because that was, like, ancient history,

but... Anyway, I can totally help you
with your phone. Phones are kind of my

thing. I think I'll wait for Sophia.

Okay.

Um, I changed my mind.

You can help.

You got it, Grant.

So can you tell me some stories of the
old days?

What happened in the 90s?

Is she eating all our goat training
pamphlets?

Yep. Wow, that's ironic.

Hey, maybe Phoenix can go two for two on
this one. No way, I'm telling you, the

cat was a lucky guess. But Gertie's
impossible to train. I've tried. A lot.

And I'm pretty sure Gertie's more of a
smooth jazz goat.

Seriously?

Whoa! It worked!

Be calm, my goat sister.

So what?

Every time she starts chewing stuff, we
have to play the drums?

No. The rhythm of the drums calmed her
and relieved her anxiety.

She doesn't need to chew anything
anymore. Watch.

She won't eat it.

Unbelievable.

Hey, question.

Can you play the drums in reverse and
make Sophia throw up her sandwich?

I don't know.

Want to try? Yeah, we're not doing that.

You only need three numbers, Beth,
Sophia, and Charlie Snow Tires.

Wait, does Charlie own the Chili Hut,
too?

Yeah, and he should stick to tires.

Whatever you say, Gramps.

Lou? Uh -huh. So let me teach you how
you can do other stuff with your phone.

You can text, email, go on social media.
I don't need any jingling or jangling

on my phone. I use it to call people,
three people. Just because you're old

doesn't mean you can't have fun.

And just because you're young doesn't
mean you can insult me. Okay, so your

first stab has to be my game, Diamonds
World. It's super popular. See, the icon

is my face.

The only games I like involve cards or
darts. My game is all about building an

ace wardrobe, competing at Fashion Week,
going to red carpet events, and

avoiding the paparazzi.

You'll love it. So where are these?

Oh, yeah.

I'll get right on it.

I love her. Just remember she doesn't
have much fur, so she'll need a sweater

when it gets cold.

I'll remember.

Come on, Franny.

Wow. All the animals are adopted out.

All because of Phoenix.

Hey, I helped. I told that girl to keep
a sweater on Franny, which I didn't know

until Phoenix told me.

And then Phoenix fixed the goat and the
rat.

All because of Phoenix.

What's he doing with Fluffy?

Word is out about Phoenix, to the total
pet whisperer.

But Fluffy had a broken back paw like
two days ago.

Oh, come on!

Hey, Star, what are you doing? Want to
yell with me?

No. I'm just going to go home and watch
TV. I need to chillax.

What's wrong?

You never say chillax.

Actually, no one says chillax. Unless it
was like five years ago, then everyone

said chillax. You remember that when
everyone was saying chillax and chillax

totally overused and...

Sophia?

So you have no idea why Sophia's upset?

No, I don't get it.

Phoenix got all the pets adopted, so she
should just be chillaxing. Overused.

But instead, she got mad and left.

Do you think she went for more
sandwiches?

Because I could really go for more
sandwiches.

Nate, don't you see what happened here?

I'm not getting sandwiches, am I?

Phoenix totally took Sophia's thing.

Oh, no.

I took her thing.

So, can you give her thing back?

Nathaniel, Sophia's thing is working
with animals.

And me just coming in and fixing
everything.

Oh, that thing. Yeah, you took it.

Big time.

Totes big time. But you know what?

Maybe Nate's right.

Maybe you can give it back. I want to
give it back.

How can I give it back? You just need to
show Sophia that the rescue can't exist

without her. And I know how.

Go find Sophia.

Tell her we have an emergency down here
and that she has to come fix it. On it.

And when she's feeling better, we can
all hang out and totally chillax.

Are you just saying that now to annoy
me? Pretty much, yeah.

Okay. Sit on this bench.

Stare straight ahead and pretend we
don't know each other.

Okay.

How did Diamond get a new outfit?

Uh, I'd buy one. Not in Star Falls,
obviously. I'd order it from L .A. No.

I mean in the phone game.

No way! You're playing Diamond's World?
No way! Straight ahead!

Right. Sorry.

Keep it down and answer the question.

Okay.

I'm stuck on level two.

I only have the basic wardrobe, which
means I can't go to a party. I want to

to a party.

If your character gets into a photo
shoot, you get fame points.

And then you level up.

Boom, new outfit.

Oh, this skirt is kind of boring. Can I
get it in yellow?

Of course.

And you can change your hairstyle, your
accessories.

Let's go to a red carpet event to get
even more points.

But I have to warn you, yellow is not
anything.

Ah.

Oh, there you are. I've been looking
everywhere for you.

Everywhere but my house?

No time for logic.

There's a problem at the rescue.

What? Can't Phoenix the Pet Whisperer
handle it? He tried, but it didn't work.

Guess he's not as much of a whisperer as
we thought.

Anyway, we really need your help. Come
on.

Okay, what's the big emergency?

That dog bit me.

I thought it could handle Vic, but he's
vicious.

That's why I got his name. Vic is short
for vicious.

No, don't go anywhere near him.

Sophia, you're amazing. Your deep
spiritual connection with these animals

Yeah, stop.

First of all, Vic is not short for
vicious.

And I know this dog.

His name is Herbert.

And the only thing scary about him is
how much he slobbers.

Sophia, I'm sorry. I took your thing,
and I was hoping this would make you

better. Well, it doesn't.

And your pity just makes me feel worse.

He really does slobber a lot.

Maybe if I played my bongos, he'd... Not
the time.

Got it.

I aced the catwalk.

Now, how do I get away from the guy with
the camera?

He's paparazzi. That's good. It means
you're popular.

You're right. My confidence points just
went up.

What? You never seen a grown man play a
fashion phone game?

I'll have another coffee.

And a grilled cheese.

You want a sandwich?

Sure. Two grilled cheese.

How come I haven't leveled up in, like,
forever?

I'm stuck on 35.

No worries. You just need points from
other players.

Friends. Oh.

I don't have any who play.

Maybe Hilda at the Chili Hut would sign
up.

Ah, what's going on? My phone's
rattling.

No, it's buzzing. You got a text.

Oh, it says, accept friend request.

Spoiler alert, that friend is me. Hit
accept.

Ah, I got friend points and leveled up.

Now, time to get me some jewelry.

Are you watching bowling? Why are you
watching bowling?

There's obviously something wrong if
you're watching bowling. I'll talk to

if you promise to stop saying bowling.

Deal. What's up?

It's just... Phoenix is better at
working with animals than I am.

Really? Yes. He mind -melded bongos with
them, solved their problems, and got

them all adopted. In one day!

How does one exactly bongo with... Not
the point.

How can Phoenix be better than me?

There's always going to be people that
are better than you at something. What's

important is that you have confidence in
your own abilities.

And don't compare yourself to others.

Ah.

Look, life is like bowling.

There will always be someone that can
knock down more pins than you. But it

doesn't make you a bad bowling person.

Bowler. A person who bowls is called a
bowler.

Really? I thought that was a hat.

Anyway, my point is that, you know,
there's lots of pins and there's lots of

balls and there's lots of people
throwing them around and...

What was my point?

That it's not a contest.

Exactly. That was my point.

Thanks, Mom.

I feel better.

Not because of the bowling speech,
though.

That's fair.

Although next time promise me that you
watch something with animals so that I

know what I'm talking about.

Beautiful.

Soph, we need you at the rescue. It's an
emergency.

Uh -huh. I didn't fall for it last time.
I'm not falling for it. For real.

Franny ran away and we found it.

Really?

Let's go.

We'll find her.

How are we going to find her? Still
working on that.

Okay, we need to find Franny.

Well, each of us can go in a different
direction.

Even if we can't see her, maybe we can
hear her. Or smell her.

Yes. Although I don't have a great sense
of smell. A couple years ago, Bo played

a trick on me with these hot peppers.
Not your sense of smell.

His! How does Beau's sense of smell help
us?

No, him.

Bats and hounds have an amazing sense of
smell.

As long as no one played a trick on them
with hot peppers.

Which they probably didn't.

Come on, boy. Smell this.

Let's find Franny.

I did it. A massive walk -in closet full
of designer outfits.

And I was voted model of the year at
Paris Fashion Week.

This is more fun than chopping wood. And
I love chopping wood. Things really

picked up after you aced that runway
show.

And since I won all the fame points at
the Hollywood premiere.

I love that you loved the game.

Who would have thought a guy with only
three shirts to his name would be so

at it?

So, um, I should probably, you know, go.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Oh, it's been fun. So I guess I'll, uh,
I'll see ya.

I sense Franny is inside the log.

Really? What was your first clue?

The dog bark at the log.

Oh, hi, Franny.

You are not as much of a slobber machine
as I thought.

You're a wise, majestic beast, Herbert.

I'm so glad we found you, Franny. Now
just let me.

You know what, Phoenix? How about you
take it from here?

It's all good.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Done chopping wood?

I can chop wood later.

Got another game for you.

Ooh, cards.

Super vintage.

Here.

You should probably put your number in
my phone, just in case.

A guy should have more than three
numbers.

Really?

But no more squealing.

Hard on the grandpa ears.

Thanks, Sophia.

You're the best.

Hey, it was a team effort.

I had the idea to track Franny, and
Phoenix brought her home.

Oh, I'll be fine. Just minor scratches.

It's my arm.

Neck. Hey.

Here's your hand. Granny's great.

Enjoy her.

You know, I think I'm going to drop out
of the pet whispering business.

We've all learned a lot. Got in touch
with the animal spirit and needs.

And speaking of needs, should I be
getting a tetanus shot?

Yes, you should.

You should go now.

Fierce said go now.