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This is Marsh.

My cover has been blown.

Constantine Triplett is a KGB mole.

Yeah, I'm trying to come in on flight 519, but it's running late.

So now I have 51.

And besides, we're not that late. The plane is still on the ground, isn't it?

You said it would be ours before they got a plane. Excuse me.

I heard you speaking English.

Are you the stewardesses on Flight 519?

Yes, Flight 519. I'm Douglas Marsh. I'm one of the passengers. I was just

wondering if the plane was going to be leaving soon.

If it's going to be delayed again, I might be better off taking a plane to

Athens. Oh, it's ready now. We'll be boarding in a few minutes.

Thank you.

You sure these aren't just fleas of the mind, A .J.? I mean, once you start

thinking about any creepy, crawly thing, you're gonna start itching.

I haven't been bitten. Marlowe hasn't been bitten. I have been bitten.

I'm being bitten right now. The place is infested.

Look, I got a date with Catherine tonight. How's it gonna look when I'm

across from her at Chez Nouvelle, scratching uncontrollably? I didn't know

were gonna be shampooing the carpet today. I had to get Marlowe out of the

marina. There's a dog down there in heat.

Would you want to see the offspring of Marlowe and a dachshund?

Hello. We're looking for Rick Simon.

Well, you've found him. What can I do for you?

We're friends of Jackie McManus from Air Baja.

She said if we ever need help in San Diego, call Rick Simon.

What do you know? Made the stewardess underground. I'm going to have to get

Jackie some flowers. Come on in. Hi, I'm Rick Simon.

AJ Simon.

Nice to meet you.

You said you needed help?

Yes, we're flight attendants on Greek air. We saw a man killed in the airport

Iraklion. An American.

We reported it to the police here as soon as we got off the plane. We've been

here a week and nobody's done anything. Nobody believed it ever happened. We

went to the Greek consulate, the U .S. State Department. Whoa, whoa, whoa, just

wait a minute.

Why didn't you just report this to the police back in Greece?

They were the first ones we called.

They say it couldn't have happened.

But it did.

It's a small airport, not like the one in Athens.

There was nobody else in the VIP lounge.

Well, ladies, I'm sorry, but Greece is a little out of our territory.

What you should do is, when you get home, is just, you know, file a full

with the authorities, and you may not get an answer immediately, but

they're going to solve this. Yeah, bodies get found, people get reported

missing. We can't go home.

The killers saw us.

One of them came here on our flight.

I had to serve him coffee.

I spoke to our roommate this morning.

She says strange men have been watching our apartment every day since we left.

Please, we'll pay you. There is nothing else we can do.

Would you excuse us for just a moment, please?

Look,

don't tell me you think you're lying. They want us to solve a murder that took

place... 7 ,000 miles away, which the authorities say never even happened.

I like your style, don't you? Oh, come on, they've already gone to police

forces, the whole diplomatic corps, and probably a whole of NATO.

So now they've worked their way up to us.

Come on, A .J., we're not just top -notch investigators and flea

We're goodwill ambassadors to two lovely women from a foreign land, besides

which they're paying.

Oh, give me a break. How much can they make? They can never afford us.

All right, all right. We'll check out their story, but that's it. Wait, wait,

wait.

If

you

want my opinion, I think you're too steward. I made an unscheduled stop in

Fantasyland. The town, they're not a couple of hysterical teenagers.

These ladies stay calm for a living.

And Greece isn't Iran either.

When people disappear from airports, it isn't because the police punched their

tickets.

Look, guys, after your call, I looked into this.

There was no murder, no body.

All right.

Let's assume that the body hasn't been found yet.

Oh, please, let's not.

Neither has Douglas Marsh, right? Right.

Wrong. Wrong? I checked with customs.

Douglas Marsh was alive and well and carrying his passport when he entered

Diego a week ago.

Tell them they swear they saw a murder.

Now, can't you even admit to the possibility that if what they say is

their lives could be in danger? I'd say it's their lifestyles that are in

danger. While I was checking into their complaint, I noticed that their visas

are about to expire.

Hello?

How can that be?

Yes, Mr. Tripless.

Are you sure there is not something you've forgotten to tell us?

No, Rick, we've told you everything.

Not quite everything. You didn't tell us about your visas.

What about our visas?

They're about to expire.

Look, if what you all need is help staying in this country, we'll see what

can do.

You don't have to invent a murder just to get us to help you. Is that what you

think? You think we're lying to you? Do you think we would resort to that just

to extend our visas?

Sorry, look, wait, no. He didn't mean...

Uh, lying. What he meant was, uh, that maybe Douglas Marsh isn't dead.

We believe you saw something, and we will help you find out what that was.

now, however, we've got to keep you from getting deported.

You can't help us.

We were going to renew our visa after the return flight last week.

Now it's too late.

Ah, it's never too late.

It is too late.

Stewartesses have special visas. They can only renew it from their home

Excuse me.

Cutting through red tape is what we do best.

It'll be all right, ma 'am.

It takes time.

What happened to her?

Hi. Hey, Burs, please.

Mr. Armstrong.

Hi, my name is A .J. Simon, and this is my brother Rick.

Our friends here tell us that there may be some slight technicality that could

prevent them from taking their final exams.

Yeah, and we hear that they are just the hottest philosophy students on campus.

Penelope... Oh, you want three new student visas.

Expiration date?

Tomorrow.

Well, your I -20s seem to be in order.

But these aren't F -1s.

These are D -visas.

Stewardesses, right?

I should have known.

Oh, well, see, what we want to do, we want to change these for student visas.

Well, you can't do that here.

You'll have to take these back to Greece and apply there. You'll have your

answer in a few weeks.

Uh, Mr. Armstrong, doesn't Greece seem like an awfully roundabout way of

getting to a class in La Jolla? Now, isn't there some way that we could

No, there isn't.

D visas are issued to merchant sailors and air crews.

If we didn't make them renew them at home, they'd all be jumping ship and

staying here.

No renewal, no adjustment of status.

Sorry? Green cards.

They're going to need green cards.

They have jobs. They're working... They have jobs?

That's a much more serious problem.

Did I say they had jobs? No, what I meant to say was they're going to need

cards in order to get jobs.

Then they'll have to apply at home.

And judging from the expiration date, I suggest they do that tomorrow.

86? I think you and your high -20s...

Just a little setback.

Don't worry about a thing.

Yeah, AJ's right.

We'll just go over to this guy's head, get the whole thing straightened out.

to panic.

Not to panic? Not to panic. I think we'll go first.

Uh, downstairs, first floor.

Not to panic.

In about 24 hours, those girls could be sent back to a pretty horrible welcoming

committee, and you tell them not to panic.

You're the one who called it a little setback.

There's got to be something we can do for him.

Well, look, the INS guy is going to be too busy to do anything for a while, but

that's not going to last.

But Athena and Penelope are still in the USA, and what do people in the USA do

when they have a problem?

Call Dr.

Ruth? Close. They call a lawyer.

We don't have a lawyer. I do.

Ralph Corliss? Ralph Corliss. The Clarence Darrow of unethical litigation?

He's not a lawyer. He's an ambulatory. He's perfect for this.

Oh, Rick, come on.

His clients are all malingerers and lowlifes and criminals and you.

AJ. He's the Perry Mason of the whiplash set. If there is a wrinkle in the law

that will allow those ladies to stay in the country, Ralph's going to know about

it.

Rick, he advertises on late night TV.

Please, no, Penelope. Every time you get an idea, I end up in trouble. No,

listen to me. It's simple. We stay here and hide. Speak good enough English.

Penelope, we'll be back in five minutes.

We'll be sent back.

They know who we are. They'll be waiting for us.

believes you now.

Now, it's the last we're going to hear of this deportation nonsense, right?

I wish that were true. I know what you've gone through, guys.

But that's not the way it works.

If this thing goes beyond this office, the INS could get very curious.

Well, what are they going to think, Town?

That Athena and Penelope went into the ladies' room and then started shooting

themselves with a machine gun?

It's the best evidence we've got, Town.

Are you seriously suggesting we just ignore it?

The INS takes the position that people who get shot at could be good candidates

for deportation.

Now, if you don't back off, in two or three days, Penelope and Athena could be

Greece's problem.

So, Ralph, a little more poached salmon?

Hey, why not?

Well, listen, make sure that it doesn't have any more bones in it, huh?

You guys just go right on with dinner. I'm going to see if I can give AJ a

Penelope, why don't you tell...

Ralph here. What happened to you in the airport?

I spent 50 bucks on this simply so that man wouldn't be seen anywhere near or in

our office. And now I'm supposed to debone it for him? A .J., A .J., we need

help. We're desperate.

Think about those poor girls.

What if he choked on a bone?

Well, he may be my lawyer, but he's still a lawyer.

So, Ralph, I was just telling A .J.

about how you helped Carlos's cousin when he had that little problem with

immigration, so I'm sure that a couple of Greek stewardesses will be up for

Yes, Ralph.

I can hardly wait to see how you apply your razor -sharp mind to their dilemma.

Don't get me wrong, A .J., I like this kind of case.

This kind of case is something I really sink my teeth into, you know what I

mean? But, you know, stewardesses are very difficult.

You missed one.

Look at them. How can they be difficult?

Well, they have D visas. D visas are flukes. You know what I mean? It's like

visa's fallen to the Bermuda Triangle of the immigration law. There's nothing

anybody can do to change the status of a person who has a D visa.

Ralph, their lives are in danger.

If you were saying this simply to jack up your feed, don't bother. Just tell us

how much money you want.

I am really hurt.

You know that?

I really am.

I meant what I said.

There's no way that you can keep them here unless they marry American

Their visas expire tomorrow at midnight. Where are they going to find a couple

of guys to marry on such short notice? Well, listen, so I'll ask a couple of my

clients. You know, you never know. What kind of regulation is this now, Mr.

Lawyer? We've heard all about your rules and laws from the police, from

immigration, and now you?

Doesn't anyone in this country care that people are trying to murder us?

Oh, uh, great dinner, Rick. Really terrific.

Okay, Rick, I'll let myself out, and I'll do some research on the precedents,

you know what I mean? So take it easy. Really good.

Athena, for you. It's long distance.

Joanna?

Is that Carla?

Hello? Hello? What happened?

What's the matter?

It's me, Joanna.

It's our roommate.

A man broke in and questioned her.

He asked her about me.

When she didn't answer him, he beat her.

Hey, Jane.

You're right.

We'll manage somehow. Excuse us for a second.

But you heard Ralph. There's nothing we can do.

I heard Ralph.

There is something we can do. What?

Marry them.

Say again.

Marry them.

Marry them.

Marry them.

Rick, this is a question of life and death here.

Yeah, you're right.

Better call Mom and give her the good news.

It's you.

No, no, no. AJ, this is the kind of news Mom would want to get from you.

You know what you are, Rick. You're a baby.

We are trying to protect the lives of two endangered individuals, and you

haven't even got the gut to call your own mother.

Right.

Hi, Mom. Are you busy? Because if you're busy, I can call you back later if

you're busy or anything.

Yes, of course.

Yes, I'm sitting down.

You and your brother are what?

To whom?

Well, now, sweetheart, you listen to me. You don't enter into matrimony because

some floozies want to slip through some legal loophole.

I never knew you'd been a judge.

Acting. I was appointed to fill the unexpired term of Judge Philbert in

when he died under suspicious circumstances of 56.

Yoo -hoo, boys!

Mom, what are you doing? We're going to get married on the boat.

Weddings and fleas don't mix.

Mom,

this is very festive, but...

Maybe I wasn't clear on the phone. You were clear. It wasn't what I expected,

but if you're going to get married, I want you to have a real wedding.

Would you excuse us? Just a minute, Mom.

Now, look, we are not really getting married. I mean, it's going to be legal

everything, but you have to consider that what we're doing is we're going

undercover as husbands.

I know. I think what you're both doing is honorable and unselfish.

But weddings are important no matter what prompts them.

They're lovely girls. Maybe you'll fall in love with your wives.

Stranger things have happened.

Mom, we are not going to fall in love with our wives. Trust me on this one.

AJ, think what used to happen in arranged marriages.

Perfect strangers have been known to live happily ever after.

Some of them got beheaded.

Now, introduce me to my daughter -in -law.

Hi, Rick.

Oh, hi.

Who's getting married?

You don't know him?

Rick's getting married.

Aren't you, Rick?

Uh,

mom, like for you to meet, uh, what the hell are you doing here?

I'm the best man, stupid. I picked up the rings, remember?

Smile. You could be on kind of camera.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these men and women to

these men and women In matrimony, marriage is a solemn and momentous step

to be entered into lightly or in haste or in uncertainty. And so,

by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Men and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Even had me going for a minute, yeah.

Well, now that that little charade is over, we can get on with solving the

crime.

It's not over yet. You can't let your guard down for a minute. The immigration

people will be all over you to make sure you're living like married people.

What? How are we supposed to do that? Well, you'll work it out.

And if you don't, these two ladies will be on a plane back to Greece, and you'll

be up on fraud charges.

AJ?

You have room 507, Mr.

and Mrs. Richard Simon. Thank you.

King -size bed, view of the ocean.

I said twin beds.

I thought I said twin beds.

Twin beds. Twin beds.

I have a small room near the kitchen with a view of the dumpster, if that's

you like.

You thought I was serious.

I was just kidding. No, Mr. Simon loves the ocean view, don't you, Mr. Simon?

mind if I watch, too? I just couldn't sleep.

Oh, no, sure.

Hey, do you need some more blankets or pillows or sheets or anything?

Oh, no, thanks.

The bed's fine. It's just that the last few days have been such a nightmare.

I never thought my wedding night would be like this.

I'm real sorry about this room, Athena.

I know we're going to get married today. I had both fumigated last week for

fleas. That's all right.

Poor Morton.

Marlowe.

Marlowe.

Hates spending the night at the vet's.

So, quite a day, huh?

It has been.

You must be tired.

Me? Tired? No, not me.

I'll just sit here and read while you snooze.

You just go right on to sleep.

Pretend I'm not here.

I'll pretend you're not here.

Well... Good night, Drake.

Good night, Athena.

Sleep well.

Hello? Yes.

This is his wife.

No.

Hello?

Catherine. No, Catherine, I can explain this.

Would you like some champagne? I've got some champagne in the fridge.

Rick? Yeah?

There's more than enough room in this bed.

Oh, that's all right. I'm perfectly comfortable right here.

I'm just fine.

I'll bet Penelope's not making AJ sleep on the floor.

You know something?

You're absolutely right.

I mean, if you can be adult about our marriage...

If it weren't for you, I'd probably have been murdered by now.

That's no big deal.

I've been so frightened.

Thank you so much for everything.

It's okay.

I'm here now.

Nothing's going to happen to you.

And I promise you, we'll get the whole thing straightened out.

What you're feeling now is perfectly natural.

You know?

That sort of reminds me of the time that A .J. and I were doing surveillance on

a hockey team.

You probably don't even know what a hockey team is.

That's all right.

Just picture six, guys.

Carrying big sticks, what about? Four teeth among them.

You're very good at being a husband, A .J.

Are you sure this is your first marriage?

Yeah.

Uh, I was engaged once. I guess you could say I was almost married.

It happened.

Wait, I had no right to ask you that question. For a moment, I forgot why I

here.

Maybe after we find the killer and get this whole mess drained out, maybe...

Maybe we could get to know each other better.

Strange. The worst moments were after the murder.

The flight was delayed for an extra 20 minutes.

We were terrified they were going to drag us off the plane.

What caused the delay?

They held us up.

Before they could load a casket.

A casket?

I got the papers on the body and the casket. I don't think they're going to

solve your problems.

He's an American. His name is Joseph Demetrius. He died of a heart attack

he was on some kind of tour over there.

That's perfect.

Don't you see that? I mean, they killed Douglas Marsh in the airport. They don't

have to worry about the body because they ship it here under a phony name.

And then customs takes a look at the coffin and says, yep, that's the body,

right. It's pretty elaborate, guys.

Well, no, not really. You ship Marsh home in the baggage compartment, get

somebody to take his seat on the airplane, and somebody else here in San

to pick the body up when it arrives.

Okay, but why?

Well, because of you.

Moi? Well, I don't mean you personally. I mean someone more flat of foot and

slow of wit.

Someone who would be dumb enough to insist that you can't kill a guy in the

airport and make the body disappear.

Very creative. Mm -hmm.

Not them. You.

If you happen to find a body while we're gone, please don't upset the little

ladies with gory details.

Again? You know, you're not the only guys who like to leave their wives in

police custody while they're off working, you know.

Mr. Tripp.

Surprised?

You shouldn't be.

I told you to get rid of the two stewardesses, and you didn't.

Well, I couldn't get them alone.

Are these two private detectives who are with him every minute of the day?

If that's your only problem, the answer is very simple.

Kill them all.

Yes, Mr. Demetrius. Yes, my name is A .J. Simon, and I'm very sorry to hear

about your recent loss.

No, ma 'am, I wasn't talking about the dog. I was talking about your husband.

Joseph Demetrius?

He is?

She's going to get him.

Man shipped here in a casket and he's still alive?

I want to name it a travel agent.

Oh, I see you got the news about Mr.

Demetrius. Yes.

No, no, no, Mr. Demetrius. Please don't disturb him. I really don't need to talk

to him.

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

Goodbye.

Where are the little women? I've got some information that might be of

to you.

Athena!

Penelope!

Be right down.

What is it?

Well, Demetrius is alive and he's clean. Somebody learned his name and address

while he was in Greece and said he was the body in the casket.

I see.

So you've come to apologize to Penelope and Athena for doubting them.

You just go right ahead, town. Don't let us embarrass you.

Well, that's not all. When we were tracking down Douglas Marsh with the

office, something strange turned up.

Something strange? We need that.

Not exactly.

The passport is real, but there is no Douglas Marsh.

No Douglas Marsh?

But we saw him.

Well, when we asked the government how that happened, they gave it that special

kind of silent. The kind that means, don't ask that again.

Rick, we've got a feeling we're out of our league here.

Town. Do you suppose you could take Athena and Penelope down to the station

give them a grand tour for a couple of hours?

They already had the grand tour. Maybe they'd like to see the inside of a

car.

Okay.

Right this way, ladies.

Yes, in San Diego, please. Telephone number for Central Intelligence Agency.

Oh, A .J., you don't think they're going to be in the phone book like a massage

parlor, do you?

Thank you.

In the phone book like a massage parlor.

Yes, Central Intelligence Agency.

My name is A .J. Simon. Don't give them your name. Geez.

I'm a private investigator, and I'd like to report an incident that has come to

my attention.

Hi.

Art Copic.

Can I use your phone for a second? Thanks. Well, uh... It's Art Popek.

Is that water pump replaced yet?

That's my daughter's car, and we'll need it by the end of the day.

Look, I'm at 555 -7800.

You just call me here when it's done.

You're, uh... Now, uh, tell me again. What was your problem?

Uh... Two of our... witnessed a murder in the airport in Heraklion, Greece, and

we think that the victim may have been a spook. I mean, a member of the

intelligence community.

Well, yeah.

Well, thanks for thinking of us. But all our people are alive and well. It never

happened. I'm afraid our wives saw it happen, Mr. Kopek.

Hello?

Yeah? What do you mean? I don't care about someone else at the Corvette. Just

get it done.

Jeez.

Now, where were we?

Our wives witnessed this murder that you say never happened.

Oh, yeah, your wives had some immigration problem, right? And then

attacked somewhere in this building.

By the imaginary murderer.

Let me put this to you as gently as possible.

Foreign airline personnel assigned to flights to the United States sometimes

involved with, well, the wrong sort of people.

Mr. Kopeck.

They saw a murder.

Let me tell you how it usually goes.

A nice man says, take this package to my sister in San Diego. It's perfume.

And the customs will wreck this pretty package if I take it in.

Only it's not perfume.

It's cocaine from Colombia.

Or heroin from Turkey.

Penelope and Athena are not drug smugglers.

They are flight attendants.

Innocent people.

Who stumbled into a dangerous situation.

Who talked you into marrying them so that people that they don't know will

shooting at them with machine guns.

Kopec.

Yeah?

Finally. Okay, I'll be in... Now, pay attention.

The wives of two American citizens are in danger.

I'm sorry, guys.

I can see you have a problem, but this isn't exactly a national security issue.

Off the record, I advise you to keep this story in the family.

It'll only get the ladies in trouble.

I just got the call. They found the body of Douglas Marsh in Escondido.

The home office has that.

The story's been contained.

You have 48 hours.

Who is it? Charles Armstrong here.

Oh, Rick.

Rick, wake up.

Rick.

What? Hey.

What is it? It's the girl. It's Armstrong.

It's what those little checks Corliss told us about.

I'm coming.

Just a sec. This lock's a little tricky here. It takes me a moment to get it

open.

Here we go.

Oh, thank you.

Mr. Simon, I'm here to serve you and your wife a notice to appear this

at the Office of Immigration and Naturalization.

Won't you come in?

I tried to locate your brother and his spouse, but, well, they've checked out

their hotel, and they're not on the health book. I assume they were still on

their honeymoon, but obviously I was mistaken.

It says 7 a .m., and it's already after 6 now. How do you expect...

Novel sleeping arrangement, Mr. Simon. I'll be sure and mention it in my

Oh, no, it's not what you think.

What do you think?

Anyway, see, my boat has... Yes, we'll save that until later.

I'll see all of you in about half an hour.

And let me warn you, the consequences will be grave if any of you fails to

appear.

You mean to tell me that Armstrong can just rouse people in our own home

he wants to and tell them to come down here?

Yeah, I called your wonderful lawyer and the answer is yeah.

Right this way?

This is Miss Bell.

She and I are required to verify that you are really living together as

couples. Therefore, we're going to split you up and ask a few questions.

Mrs. Simon and Mrs. Simon?

If you'll follow Miss Bell, please.

Right this way.

Mr. Simon and Mr. Simon, walk this way.

Mrs. Andrew Simon, what side of the bed does your husband sleep on?

Left. No, no, right.

No, left.

He moves around a lot.

Richard Simon.

What does your wife wear to bed?

We've been married three days. I haven't discerned a pattern.

What does Richard Simon wear to bed?

What do you mean?

Does he wear pajamas?

Or does he sleep in the buff or some combination of the two?

It's been cold. He slept in...

Socks and some sort of sleeveless military shirt?

I see.

Richard Simon sleeps in his socks and his underwear.

Andrew Simon, name the last movie you and your wife would have seen.

That's easy.

Peat Bog Creatures, Tuesday night on The Late Show.

Miss Bell, what happens if we don't remember what our husband's habits are?

get sent back to grief.

It's all about these... these blobs that come up out of the peat bogs. Tuesday

night? Yeah, Tuesday night.

Wasn't that your wedding night, Mr. Simon?

Mrs. Richard Simon, maybe this will be easier for you.

Can you tell me why your husband wears a hat indoors?

It's a little odd, isn't it? Watching horror movies on television on your

wedding night?

Have you ever seen the movie?

The romantic scenes are very steamy. Rick, don't help me. When the blobs

to undulate and... Shut up, Rick.

It's sexy.

Well, you can go now. After Miss Bell and I compare your answers with your

wives' answers, we will file our report.

We'll wait for our wives, thank you.

Well, they left some time ago.

You have got to be kidding.

wouldn't just take off without him.

Suppose the killer got inside?

No way.

Another ugly possibility just occurred to me.

What if they failed the newlywed game? They're being held for deportation. You

think Armstrong's gonna have guts enough to tell us?

By mail, maybe.

No, I mean, they're lying to us about something up there, but it's not that.

What if they didn't want us at all?

You're dead right.

And what's the point of quizzing us only two days after we got married?

Somebody's after Charles.

Somebody right now is asking them questions they didn't ask us, and I'll

anything I know who it is. That spook.

Kopec.

Langley, we're here to see Kopec. He's in his office.

Wait.

Wait?

What are you doing here?

Gentlemen.

You're making a very serious mistake.

You're playing a game that's way over your heads.

Where are we going?

Well, just on the outside possibility that we are in over our heads.

How do honeymoons in Mexico sound to you?

Is going to Mexico legal?

I don't know, but the time to figure that out is when no one is shooting at

Do not be alarmed.

No one will get hurt.

I have a little problem that is going to take a couple of days to be solved.

Then you will all be released.

I don't believe that. Do you believe that? I don't believe that.

Do you know this guy?

Well, I'll say one thing for you guys.

You're neat.

Unfortunately, that is all we'll say for you. Hey, I'm sorry we had to do things

this way, but there was a lot at stake.

Douglas Marsh was one of our agents.

His killers wanted it to look like he died here.

An agent killed in circumstances like that can cause us a lot of trouble.

Why was he murdered?

The man who grabbed you was a Greek official.

Marsh discovered he was a KGB mole.

The rest you can figure out for yourselves.

We can?

Well, I guess we'll learn the rest of it when Penelope and Athena get their

official apology.

They just got it.

I got what you guys are looking for.

You guys are on the loose.

And here's copies of the annulment for your hope chest.

And I know you really feel like celebrating.

Well, listen, I'm sorry I can't party with you guys.

I got to go. I'm shooting a commercial for my office.

Uh -huh.

You know, I'm really going to miss Athena.

But it'll be great to dust off my little black book, get back in circulation

before the nasty rumor that I'm married gets around.

Yeah.

Slowed off my mind.

Get back on the boat, all by myself.

You know, be a slob, watch wrestling.

Walk around in my drawers if I feel like it.

Yeah.

No more stuffed grape leaves waiting for me when I get home.

Hello.

Hi.

Tonight we're there last night in San Diego.

We wanted to say goodbye to our ex -husbands.

You heard that the annulment went through?

Yes, Mr. Kornis was very happy to inform us that this morning.

They're even planning an engagement party for me and George when I get back.

The engagement party? That's terrific.

Congratulations.

I'll miss you, Rick.

And I'll miss Morton, too.

Well, Marlowe will miss being called Morton.

And, uh, A .J. and I will be two lonely old bachelors again.

It was a great marriage, Penelope.

Well, it lasted.

It was wonderful.

Thank you for everything.

I'll miss you, A .J.

Athena, we almost forgot the ring.

Oh, no, no.

Please, keep it.

Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, here, why don't you take this? Maybe you and

George can use it.

No, no, please, take it.

Hey, um, if you all aren't doing anything this evening, why don't we all

for dinner together, just...

For old times' sake.