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You do not want to see your men die one
by one. You tell me now who has the

medallia of Atahualpa.

Martin Fielding is used to buying
anything and anyone. Rick!

Anyone he wants.

So why is he coming to buy high -tech
security from a seat -of -the -pants

outfit like Simon and Simon?

Because we are just about to flip into a
new pair of trousers.

I'm rather comfortable with the old
pair, thank you very much.

Stop thief.

Now, Simon and Simon, renowned personal
investigators since 1968.

Creative license.

I'll say, I was still in high school.

Announced creation of their intruder
division featuring the... S &S. Total

protection concept.

Design, sales, and installation.

Rick, how many of these have you
distributed?

Well, let's see. Carlos covered La
Jolla. I hit all the high -end

up to Del Mar.

Five fixed out in tops.

Oh, my God.

Yep, pretty soon you're going to be
seeing these little triangles on the

lawns in town. Warning, this property
protected by S &S security.

I don't like being S &S.

Well, it's a little triangle.

Rick, come on, we're not rent -a -cops,
we're private detectives.

Would you rather be a poor private
detective or a rich rent -a -cop?

I'd rather be a poor private detective.

Yes, sir.

S &S, Ms. Fielding.

Hi, I'm Rick. We spoke on the phone.
Come right on in. And this is my

.J., over here. A .J. Simon.

Simon and Simon.

Martin Fielding. How do you do?

Welcome to our little building.

Oh, this is your building. We like to
keep low profile.

Yeah, very low.

Yes, low profile. Yes, I understand
completely.

Maybe that's why I never heard of you
before now.

Probably. But I did some quick checking
and I discovered that you have a very

credible reputation.

At least one of you has.

Thank you.

And your prices are very reasonable.

Martin Fielding never objects to saving
a dollar.

Well, gentlemen, if you'll come with me,
my limo's just downstairs.

Limo.

Yes, yes.

Yes, the medallion of Ottawa, gentlemen.

Unique in all the world.

Not only as a piece of art, but as a
unique, priceless relic of history.

I'll tell you, for obvious security
reasons, I've neglected to inform the

of its impending arrival ever since the
Peruvian government decided to present

it to me. And this is where it goes,
gentlemen.

It's quite an honor.

Yes, well, I've funded quite a few
schools and museums down in South

It's just a little token of
appreciation, really.

To say nothing of the enormous tax
advantages for fielding enterprises.

So you see, it's a healthy relationship
all around.

Do you gentlemen foresee any problem
with having the security system

by the time of the medallion's arrival
tomorrow morning? No, no problem at all.

Piece of cake.

Excellent. Excellent.

Well, I would like to have one of you
present on the premises at all times.

Fine. I'm sure the staff will make you
quite comfortable. Thank you. And, by

way, could you do me one more little
favor?

Keep half an eye on my daughters while
I'm away.

Half an eye?

How old are your daughters?

Oh, yeah.

Stacy is 16, and Angela is 17.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Yes, but I'm sure there won't be any
problem at all.

Preston is in charge, and he knows all
the rules.

Here.

There is no such thing as keeping half
an eye on teenage girls. We are not

babysitters, Rink. And Angela and I
aren't babies.

Do we really need a prison guard's dad?

Stacy, you have to help me out on this.
Now, you know I'm going to be worried

sick if I think that you two are here in
this house all by yourselves.

All right.

Okay. Oh, would you have to do me a
favor?

While you're in Ecuador, you go to the
post office. I really need a... That

would complete the whole section. I'll
have my secretary do it for you. Just

write down what you need.

Oh, excuse me.

Hey.

Ma 'am?

Uh, yeah.

Sure.

Oh, my goodness.

You've got quite a collection here.

Do you collect stamps?

I used to until someone in my family
used my rarest

stamp to mail a letter overseas to a
girl that he met through a Swedish

volleyball quarterly.

I would have to admit, A .J. Inga's
return letters made it worthwhile.

No, they didn't.

Here's my rarest.

My gramps left it to me as well.

Oh, my goodness.

I've never even seen one of those
before.

If you have any problems, just consult
Preston. He knows how to contact me if

need be.

I'll be back on Monday.

Stacy, where is your sister at late?

I don't know. It's not my week to watch,
so I don't know.

You be a good girl now. Let's give this
to Angela.

Goodbye,

Daddy.

I love you.

Where did Carlos get all this stuff?
Don't worry, none of it's hot. He's got

second cousin who's in the Mexican FBI,
and he got us a great deal on this

stuff. It's all state -of -the -art, off
-the -line equipment.

Yeah? Yep.

Uh -huh.

Rick?

Are you aware that the instructions are
all in Spanish?

Oh, well, that's no problem. I speak
Spanish. I ought to be able to figure

the instructions.

Yeah, Rick, but...

I think it's a little tougher than
saying what time does happy hour start.

Why don't I read the Spanish and you
open the box, all right?

Which one?

AJ. Both the blonde hair and the great
body.

I've got to admit, he's a lot better
looking than most of the keepers dad

for us when he's away.

He'd be like the type of me.

Why? What type is he?

Well, you know.

Early American boy? Yeah.

But he irons his underwear and gets his
hair styled by Tony in La Jolla.

Start tenderizing those guys.

That's it? This is what you do for a
living?

Set up these little thingamajigs?

As a matter of fact, it takes advanced
technical skill to set up these little

thingamajigs.

And a fair amount of concentration. So
how about I tell you the Rick Simon

some other time, okay?

Maybe we can help.

Yeah. No, really, we each spend a year
with the South American family during

Fielding's great get -rid -of -the -kids
-during -the -messy -divorce -foreign

-exchange program.

We can read Spanish better than English.

So? So does Rick.

If we're here, we won't be out in the
streets getting into trouble.

Okay.

Go for it.

Because, well, I mean, the word is
Spanish.

Now that we're doing this for you, would
you do something for us?

What? Let us go out tomorrow night to
the Iliad?

It's a teenage disco.

Don't ask us. Ask Preston.

Oh, we can't find Preston.

Why not? Where is he?

We don't know where he is.

He's in love with the lady who delivers
the laundry, and whenever my dad's not

around, he gets into her truck with her,
and they disappear.

So can we?

No.

Absolutely not.

That's not fair.

Look, your dad asked us to keep an eye
on you. All right, then how about this?

Suppose we just had a couple of friends
over here.

That's a fair compromise.

Didn't we used to do this to Mom when we
were kids? Yeah, but it didn't work.

Okay, Angela, what's the next step?

Angela!

Drill four three -millimeter holes for
the mounting brackets.

No need to yell.

You stuck the drill bits in your hat
band so you wouldn't lose them?

I did.

Hey, Ricky, who are your favorite groups
when you were my age?

I was never your age, and don't call me
Ricky.

Who would your parents have hated the
most?

I've got it.

Had to be early Rolling Stones, right?

Sympathy for the devil, satisfaction,
let's spend the night together, right?

Let's read.

Did you wear your hair long or were you
a greaser?

AJ, listen to this.

Stacy, look, I've got to finish this.
I'm perfectly candid. Just before his

death at the hands of the Spanish
conquistadors, the last great Incan

Walther,

What was the curse supposed to be?

That whoever possessed the medallion
would lose whatever it was he loved the

most.

Well, I guess I'm safe.

Well, it's not that bad. He's just,
um... He's just real busy.

Yeah, my dad was busy a lot, too.

I mean, we got along okay, but I know
how you feel.

It isn't easy.

Oh, you...

Do you have any boyfriends yet?

You will.

I know I'd be standing in line.

Um,

have you seen a pair of pliers, needle
-nose pliers with blue handles?

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

There it is it will not be long now my
friend we will both be rich

It seems to be in order

That's it.

This is the national treasure of our
people.

And I promise you we will take very good
care of it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Just switch on the pressure alarm.

It's working.

As far as we can tell, it's like
searching a national forest. We've got

out there.

What do you have? Just about zip. Beats
me how anybody got in down here so fast

in the first place.

What do you mean?

Well, look around at this security
system.

Overlapping interior or exterior video
cameras, floods, laser detectors on all

the windows, pressure sensors under the
floor covering, proximity sensors in the

medallion exhibition case, all tied into
video cameras with silent alarms to the

nearest cop house.

I mean, you almost need written
instructions from the installers to get

all this hardware.

You did something right.

Yes, and we had help doing it.

Questions?

Like, what kind of questions? Just
questions you worry about.

Now, we tried to talk to them, but so
far they don't have any other stuff

So, well, it's a felony like Grant
Larson.

I just don't like taking chances. Grand
larceny.

What do you think the guy will get?

Five years' time, son.

Oh, that brings up a good point. Does
your father have an attorney you would

like to call?

Have you gotten in contact with the
father yet?

Well, we've tried, Lieutenant, but
unfortunately Preston, the houseman, is

only one who knows how to get in touch
with a dad.

Nobody's seen Preston since yesterday,
sir.

Let's see.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to hold him
in the lockup until we find the old

man. Lockup? Isn't that a little
extreme? I mean, there are a lot of hard

in there. My hands are tired.

Polygraph's ready, Lieutenant.

All right, let's go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Go funny, you guys.

We give, okay?

It was just a joke.

Bad joke.

Where is it?

I love it. It's a perfect stash box.

Oh, man.

What a bummer.

What do you mean, a bummer? Well, bummer
is a popular... I know what a bummer

is. What I want to know is... Where is
the medallion?

It's gone, man.

I hid it in a secret compartment in my
guitar case, man, but they took it. They

took my guitar.

Who is they?

Well... There are these guys I owe a
couple of bucks to down at the...

And last week they were getting a
little, um, intense about it, you know.

Well, you'd know.

I'll put out an APB without too many
details.

If the true stir of this medallion gets
out, the press will have a heel day and

we'll never get it back.

Well, what about the value of my guitar?

Hey, man, I love that guitar!

You've just been cursed by Attawalpa.

And unless I hear some names, I'm going
to get a little intense myself.

And he can make Attawalpa look like a
day at the beach.

Who? Stoney and Burke.

It looks like something is wrong.

Maybe they did not find it.

You want to search the garage after they
leave? No, no, no. We stay with them.

We can always come back later.

My, my, we've been busy little juvenile
felons, haven't we?

Eh, we haven't been that busy.

No? And you know anything about the
stolen guitar case or anything else that

taken from Ed's garage?

What can we say, Lieutenant?

All the trouble that me and Burke have
had with the police almost have to be

chalked up to two sadly broken homes and
society's general lack of interest in

its young people.

Right.

It says here on your sheet you reach
legal age next month, Stoney.

I guess you figure that means a clean
slate.

Well, I understand the legal system in
our country allows its youthful

who have made a few mistakes, like
myself, a second chance once they reach

age of adulthood.

Nope.

I'm afraid not.

You'll be starting out with this felony
on your record.

I'm going to make sure this burglary
sticks.

Uh, as my cousin explains here, what
you're talking about totally violates my

civil rights.

There's no way you could do it.

No. You're bluffing. Oh.

Well,

we have your prints.

And I'm sure it's going to take, oh,
close to three weeks to process them.

Say, until the very next day.

After your birthday.

Man, I cannot believe this. I cannot
believe all this trouble of that little

rich...

Uh...

Under protest, could we maybe get into
some kind of plea bargain situation

I used to know Stoney in junior high. We
were on the debating team together.

It wasn't so bad back then.

Don't you just hate how people change
when they get into high school?

Yeah.

Uh, Nixon?

Yo, wanna keep an eye on these two?

The whole line.

Cute, real cute.

Please don't talk to the prisoners,
miss.

They were talking.

They were pretty.

Nixon, phone call, line three.

My dad's neat like this.

But you have to tell me where the guitar
is.

I sold it to Conrad at the surf shop.

Kids like that will give you faith in
the next generation.

Any luck?

I think they're ready to come across as
soon as I get a public defender in the

room with them. I'll just hang loose for
a few minutes.

Hey, Nixon, where'd the girl?

She didn't quit the ladies' room.

Nixon, I don't believe you.

Come on, Simon, I'm a police officer,
not a babysitter. I'll buy half of that.

I warned you last year when the Pincus
twins almost escaped.

They're not there.

You know where they are?

Lieutenant, I believe I have the right
to an attorney. You also have the right

to a decent funeral.

Conrad's surf shop, 4 Mile Beach.

He can't do that.

What?

AJ, I think we picked up a tail.

Now what?

Loose boarding car?

Yeah. Yeah, I'd load it back at you,
bud.

It's not Ed.

No, it's not Ed.

The girls are on the foot.

Town has got Stoney and Burke.

Who am I missing?

Preston. Right.

Maybe it's Preston. It won't be the
first time anybody's seen him.

Maybe we better find out.

They're behind us.

No, sir.

Rick, you're never going to catch them
in this thing.

Don't worry. Look at the license plates.
They're rental.

Always work on the idle on those things.
It cuts down on repairs.

It also cuts down on speed.

I don't think they did it on that one.

I wonder where they rent those.

Dad is going to kill us when he gets
home. What are we going to tell him if

don't find it?

Sometimes it's just better to tell the
truth.

Just kidding.

Don't worry.

We'll find it.

Maybe you can just tell him he lost it
with the queens.

It arrived dirty. We wanted to shine it
up for him a little.

Well, it worked for the sweater you lost
at Peggy's house.

How about the padded?

It never arrived.

Rick and A .J. know it arrived.

Rick Smith told Dad the truth anyway.

And what's the honest truth?

It's their fault.

Look at it this way. We were just
testing their security system. If it

good enough, it's not our fault.

No, I couldn't do that to Rick and A .J.
They're kind of nice for old people.

Well, we just gotta find Conrad, then
we'll find the medallion. It's a big

beast.

Nobody's gotta know where he is, Dave.

Got any money?

Better. I have my bank card.

Uh, excuse us.

We're looking for a couple of girls.

Well, come on. You can do better than
that.

I don't think so.

Uh, no. What I meant was... Let me
guess.

You're from New Hampshire, and all your
lives you've heard all about California

girls, so you finally came all the way
out here just to check them out for

yourselves. It happens all the time, but
unfortunately, my boyfriend owns this

place, so I'm not available right now.

How'd she know that?

We're from San Diego.

What's all this about New Hampshire?

Actually, we're not looking for a couple
of girls. We're looking for a guitar.

Conrad sells surfboards, wetsuits,
skateboards, no guitars.

We're looking for a couple of girls who
came in here looking for a guitar.

Oh, the two little girls?

Yeah. They're a little young for you,
don't you think?

Do you happen to know where they are?

I told you they're looking for Conrad.

No, you didn't.

I told them that Conrad bought a guitar
from a guy named Stoney this morning, so

they went down to the beach to look for
him.

It's in his car.

Ah. And old Woody, his name's on the
window sticker.

Hey, Carrie, you know where Conrad is?

He's testing his board on the beach.
Why?

A couple of girls are paying people to
help them find him. Where?

Down by the courts.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Got company?

Somehow good isn't exactly the word I
would have chosen to describe this

situation.

Come on, baby, relax.

Let's go!

How's it going?

I'm doing it, of course.

Yeah, this used to be our beach.

Yeah. This is where Corky did the first
takeoff on a pipeline.

Big Thursday.

I thought it was Big Wednesday. We were
late.

Yeah? Well, this is our beach now. Yep.

What were we telling these guys?

They said something about taking it away
from you.

They're pointing at it. What do you
think they're saying?

Maybe they have la medalla de alta
huelpa.

They seem to have something personal
against you.

Said they were here to negotiate.

Good.

Come on, fellas.

Let's go negotiate.

move to the boardwalk.

Go.

To the prisoner transfer.

This is Angela and Stacey.

Well, they don't look nearly as
dangerous as you described them.

Don't let their looks deceive you, Mom.

Actually, they're mostly just a danger
to themselves.

Don't let them move. Don't even let them
breathe.

We'll be back as soon as we can find
their friend's guitar.

Don't worry. I've had experience in
handling incorrigible children.

Mom, do you remember the Pincus twins?

The double murderers?

Worse.

Hello?

Hightown. Yes, hold on. A .J.?

Girls, how about some milk and cookies?

This is great. That thing is still
missing and we're getting a snack break.

No, what you're getting is shelter and
nourishment and the opportunity to

survive. Maybe your last opportunity.

We were getting valuable information
from those guys until you two came

Thank you, town.

Well...

They traced the rental car back, at
least the two Peruvian nationals in town

a tourist visa.

They haven't even seen our famous Lou
yet.

Good luck, Mom.

You'll need it.

Mrs. Simons, these have to be the most
incredible homemade cookies I've ever

tasted in my life.

Well, I just dropped them out of a box.

Really?

Well, you certainly know how to shop.

What is it? It called and left a message
on the answering machine.

And? And I don't know, but he sounded
pretty intense, and I don't recognize

number either.

Is there something wrong?

Why, no, Mrs. Simons.

We were just wondering if someday you
might like to meet our father.

He's divorced as well.

Well, I'm not divorced.

I should have known that.

Who would ever divorce you, Mrs. Simon?

Besides, if you two got married, Rick
and AJ would be our brothers.

Well, thank you, but my social life is
quite full right now.

Speaking of our social lives, I've just
received an important message from a

boyfriend on my machine.

And I was wondering if I might just go
down to the Quickie Mart and call him

from there.

You know, so we can talk alone.

Well, you can use the phone here, and
I'll be off in the den.

You girls can have the room to
yourselves.

Thank you.

Ed, it's Angela.

It doesn't matter where I am. I got your
message.

What's up?

Nothing's the matter.

I know where the medallion is.

Yeah, really.

But the guy wants some cash for it, and
you know how broke I am.

So listen, you want your daddy's little
trinket bag, meet me at my place right

away.

All right.

Girls, would you like...

Oh, my.

Hi. Hi.

Water must be freezing.

I'm getting goosebumps.

Jump in sometime.

You'll like it.

We're looking for Conrad, and I saw
Woody up there in the parking lot. Do

know him?

That's him right there coming out of the
water.

Of course it is. Thank you. Thank you.

Conrad?

I know you?

Well, actually, no, but Carrie told us
we could find you down here.

I guess she was right.

Yeah. She also told us about the guitar
you bought this morning from Stoney.

Pay you a good profit for it. I got some
bad news for you.

I already sold that guitar for a good
profit.

Do you mind if I ask to whom?

Some guy down in the marina.

He left early today on a sailing trip to
Guam.

That's great.

Thanks for your time.

Where's my longboard? Somebody ripped
off my longboard. I won the renown of

competition with that board.

Curse of Atahualpa.

Hi, Mom.

Can you give me a hand?

What happened?

I forgot to handcuff your girls in the
basement.

Take a look at it.

This can't be fixed, Mom. You're going
to need a new window.

Don't worry about it. It's not your
fault.

Yes, Rick, I'm perfectly aware of that.

I'll get that, Mom.

Hello. Senor Simon, I have your two
little girls and their friend.

You have two hours to meet me with a
medallion at the boys' home, or the

children will be killed.

Uh... Well, the medallion is in the safe
deposit box and the bank won't open

again until morning.

Then I suggest you find someone to open
it.

How do I know you've got the girls?

Hello? Stacy?

AJ?

I guess we really screwed up this time,
didn't we?

It's all right. We'll think of
something. We'll come and get you. I

try, but...

If something happens to me, I want you
to have my grandfather's stamp.

Stacey?

They want to trade the kids for the
medallion. Any idea where they are?

I thought I heard St. Mark's of Carolyn
in the background.

That's on Harbor Island.

And then Stacey said something strange.
She's... about her grandfather's stamp.

I mean, you know, she was trying to tell
me something.

Anything unusual about that stamp?

It's very rare. It's in mint condition.
It's very expensive. What was on it?

Columbus's flagship.

All right, which one was that? Nina
Pinar or Santa Maria? Santa Maria.

All right. They are on a boat in Harbor
Island called the Santa Maria.

No, there's a hotel on Harbor Island
called the Flagship Inn.

Okay.

Be careful.

See you later, Mom.

Excuse us.

With immigration naturalization, we have
reason to believe you have two South

American illegals staying here.

You must think I just fell off the
turnip truck to try that old... Not you

again. We know you.

I've been fired from two hotels because
of you.

You usually leave a dead body in one of
the tubs when you're gone.

Okay.

We understand how you feel.

We're just trying to do a job here,
okay?

So maybe...

You would be willing to accept a sort of
small apology?

My integrity means a great deal more to
me.

Take the money, pal. You're going to
need it for dental work. Room 219, next

the elevator on the right.

Perhaps you'd be kind enough to call the
San Diego Police Department, Lieutenant

M .P. Brown. Thank you.

Well, I'll call the plumber for the tub.

Get friendly with them.

All right, Aunt.

What am I supposed to talk with these
guys about?

What school they go to? Heard any good
bands lately?

Look, Ed, all we gotta do is stall for a
while.

Right.

Excuse me, guys.

There's something I've been wanting to
say to you.

You know what?

I'd really love a chance to visit your
lovely homeland.

And I'd like to make sure that we get a
chance to visit your lovely homeland. If

you'd get my drift.

Shut up and sit down.

I'd be happy to.

Sorry, man.

I'm glad we understand each other
anyway.

Enjoyed the chat.

We're dead.

My life is flashing in front of my eyes,
Angie.

So short, I've seen it three times
already.

Yes? Room service.

Wrong room. We did not order anything.

Yeah, you also didn't sign your check
for your breakfast this morning. You got

to sign or it's my butt.

I told you to have the wrong room.

Hey, look, buddy, you want me to call
security?

Nobody move.

Back off.

Glad you could make it.

Well, it's about time.

Intense.

It's okay, Daddy. Yeah, we found Preston
this morning.

And he's just in love.

Yeah, look at it this way. The laundry
has never been cleaner or fluffier.

Right.

Okay, then. We'll see you tomorrow.

Bye -bye, Daddy. Love you, too, Dad.

Bye -bye.

He wants us to fly out there on the
first plane out. Spend a couple of extra

days on a vacation together.

Good. Well, that's wonderful.

Well, maybe the medallion is working its
curse in reverse now.

I mean, you know, whoever holds it will
actually find the thing that he loves

the most.

No, I mean, you know, because before the
curse was... That's just dumb, AJ.

If you want to believe in that kind of
stuff.

Look, you guys better go get packed.
We'll drive you to the airport.

Oh, we can't go yet. We have to go
salting first. There are a hundred

need before I go.

Right.

Okay,

Mom, you don't mind driving us to the
airport?

Gladly. Thank you.

You guys have all your shots, or should
we sign with the doctor's office, by the

way?