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I gotta ask,
is someone requesting pancakes
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because it feels
like we eat them all the time.
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[ Cellphone buzzing ]
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It just says,
"The hospital."
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Bold caller I.D.
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Hello? Oh.
H-Hey, Junior.
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Oh, geez.
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Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Bye.
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That was my son...
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Morty Jr.,
with the hands,
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you know,
coming out of his head.
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Oh fuuuuuuck that guy!
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Ugh. Boo.
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Guys! Come on!
Morty.
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He wrote a "New York Times"
bestseller
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about what a bad dad you are.
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It made us look bad
for raising you.
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From one writer to another,
the guy is a hack piece of shit.
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It's okay to hate
your kids, Morty.
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But he called from the hospital.
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[ Gasps ]
You think he's dying?
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Who cares?
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[ Cellphone buzzing ]
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Well, it's not me.
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[ Burps ] Oh, shit.
Our table's ready.
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OMG!
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Summer made me get
a reservation for us
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at some dumb Pre-Cog restaurant.
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It's the toast of Food-Tok.
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They predetermine what
you'd want to eat
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before you even get there.
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Time to see if this place is
worth having to go to it.
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It'll beat this shit.
[ Glass shatters ]
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Opa!
[ Glass shatters ]
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Hey, Morty. Sorry about
your terrible son.
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I say let him die alone
in that hospital bed.
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[ Buzzing ]
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Damn. Rule of threes, huh?
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Oh!
My vibrator.
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Sorry, honey.
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Our vibrator.
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What, do you want me to pull it
out and show it to you?
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We're good.
Let's get the hell out of here.
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Jesus Christ.
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♪
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Welcome back to "Downbeat:
The Game The Show."
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Contestants, you know the rules.
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Father, you came.
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Junior.
Wow, you got old fast.
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Well, time flies
when you're a Gazorpian.
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I suppose you read the book.
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It was hard to avoid
for a while.
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Yeah, you said some tough stuff
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to a pretty wide audience.
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I'm... sorry.
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Hey, that's family, I guess.
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Can't help but notice
you're... dying?
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[ Chuckles ]
I didn't ask you here
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to talk about that.
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I was hoping you'd help me
make peace with my mother.
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Ohh... yeah.
That might be tough.
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Um, the thing is,
your mother was...
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A semen receptacle?
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Oh. You, uh,
you heard. Huh?
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I know she was made
to process seed
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and never technically alive,
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but I'd still like
to pay my respects.
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Well, see, I'm not proud
of where she ended up.
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You think I'm proud
of any of my life choices?
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Yeah, I did hear about the, uh,
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the soft canceling.
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Oh.
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I didn't take any joy from it.
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You know what? Let's...
Let's see what we can do.
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Summer: I love when
restaurants have a big tank.
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I don't know, this aesthetic
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really clashes
with the table buzzer.
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Smith, party of two.
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Oh, my God.
So worth it.
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Perfectly predicted.
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Oh, I did want this,
but I never saw it coming.
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Oh, snap, the wooden balls.
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You think the cogs are
behind there?
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Who cares?
This place is all gimmick.
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Are you grumpy about everything?
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They bring you food
and you eat it.
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Ooh, that's totally us.
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What do you think I ordered,
ribs? No, boring.
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Space ribs.
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Oh, nice.
Morlackian fawn.
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Aside its mother's tentacle.
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Mm. Pretty good.
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See? Lay it on me.
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Avocado toast?
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With cracked pepper on top.
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O... kay.
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I mean, pepper's pretty normal.
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So are you. You brought us to
a restaurant from the Internet.
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[ Whirs, beeps ]
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Ew. Okay.
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Yes, I guess I deserve this.
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You're not pranking me?
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No, no, this is where
Gwendolyn was laid to rest.
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Is this your trash bin?
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Rick's...
gar-bage por-tal.
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Uh, it doesn't sound any better.
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Look, I told you I wasn't
proud of this.
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Alright then.
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[ Clears throat ]
"Mother,
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I'm told your mouth
was always open.
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But I'm sure your
heart was as well."
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Ah, who am I kidding?
This sucks.
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Wait. I-I see you're
making a move to go in.
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I will go in first.
Okay?
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Morty Jr.: Whoa!
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How much stuff does
your grandfather throw away?
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A lot.
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He likes to get drunk
and invent stuff
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that doesn't make any sense.
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Pretty wasteful.
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Yeah, that's why Rick
built Salva-tron...
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a self-replicating system
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that filters the trash
for anything valuable.
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Oh, they're coming over.
Just a formality.
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Salva-tron: Value detected.
Value detected.
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[ Clears throat ]
Uh... hmm.
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Uh, hesitancy detected?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Uh, it's just
if I find anything of value,
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I have to tell Rick about it.
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Okay.
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And, you know, talking
to Rick can be dicey.
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I mean, the last Salva-tron
found a bag of diamonds,
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and Rick yelled at them
about how diamonds are bullshit.
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Right.
But I'm his grandson.
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How do I know he didn't throw
his grandson away?
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Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.
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Good news is, you will
look like trash when I'm done.
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Run!
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How was that good news?!
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[ Gasps ]
Mmm-mmm.
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Even the plate tastes good.
143
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What's the story with dessert?
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Can I just ask for lava cake?
145
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Or do I have to think it
at them?
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Alright, I'll try it.
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Maybe I'm missing something.
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No! It's just fucking
avocado toast!
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And the avocado's
not even that ripe.
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Summer, this place runs
on future-predicty
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pre-cog bullshit.
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You don't want to get
caught up in that.
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I'm gonna say something.
No! Summer!
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You're not Morty.
I can't just grab you.
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Which one of you assholes...
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Did this to me?
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Hey, no finishing my sentences.
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You're wrong about me.
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I want hype,
sophisticated space food
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with an element of cruelty
in its preparation.
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Come on, Sum-Sum,
they're clearly luring us
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into some complicated,
12-steps-ahead examination
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of determinism and causality.
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Anything you do here pulls us
further into their bullshit.
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I'm...
Pre-Cogs: More complex than that.
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I said stop that!
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Ohh! You guys think
you know everything
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with your big heads
and slimming bodysuits,
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but maybe you won't see this!
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Ow! Fuck!
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Jesus, Summer!
You hit it with a pan?
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I thought it would see
it coming.
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I even teed it up a little.
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Officer: Summer Smith,
come out with your hands up.
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You are under arrest.
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How'd the cops get here so fast?
They obviously...
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Pre-Cogs:
Called in a tip ahead of time.
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Ohh! You like that?
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You like us saying
the same thing at the same time?
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'Cause that could be
the whole story, Summer.
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Except it won't, because...
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Pre-Cogs:
The cops are surrounding us.
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Shut up!
We're stuck in this now.
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The only reason I haven't
burned this place to the ground
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is because the cogs
probably want that.
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Rick Sanchez will realize
the cogs are a better hang.
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What?
That would only be true if...
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The cogs only want
what he wants.
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Okay. What do I want?
Dessert!
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It is already ordered.
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Pre-Cog 2:
To a cool safehouse.
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I'm listening.
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You're flipping sides
over dessert?
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Hey, I like my meal.
195
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But this is exactly
what you said they'd do to me.
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Yeah. And you got us
into this mess.
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New plan, Summer, we're taking
these cogs to go.
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[ Both screaming ]
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Come back!
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Maybe I just need
to scan you again.
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00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,900
[ Both screaming ]
202
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,611
Guys? Hello?
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I see a bunch of rubble.
204
00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,407
Is it safe to say I killed you?
205
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Salva-tron,
you've done it again.
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[ Grunts ] Ah! Junior!
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Oh, God.
Are you okay?
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I hope I didn't speed
up your death.
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I'm alright... I-I think.
Is that
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a walking pizza box?
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It's not safe here.
Come quickly.
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We call it Garbtopia
because it's made of garbage.
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Yeah, I got it.
214
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So Salva-tron's just been
attacking everything?
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If it's all garbage,
there's no need to tell Rick.
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Morty Jr.: Look at all
these eclectic survivors.
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Morty:
Yeah, there was a while
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where Rick's inventions
could all walk and talk.
219
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Hey, big boy.
Wanna drain that python?
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Ehh, it was a short period.
221
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Hey, uh,
we're looking for someone.
222
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Can you help us?
223
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I think I saw her
in the graveyard.
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[ Farts ]
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Down that tunnel over there.
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Oh, and the pizza
points the way.
227
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,458
Wish you hadn't shit it
on the ground.
228
00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,794
I'm kind of hungry.
Junior?
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Gobliniduss,
claim your magic power!
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But how do I find it?
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♪ Brave little goblin,
all alone ♪
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♪ No parents here to raise you ♪
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♪ Go, little goblin,
leave that home ♪
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♪ Your magic will amaze you ♪
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It's the enchanted
Goblin series.
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Yeah, it's like our Bible
down here.
237
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I wrote "Enchanted Goblin."
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All seven books.
239
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,657
I guess you really enjoyed
that box set I sent you.
240
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We have a complicated
relationship!
241
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,244
No, no,
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my first book wouldn't exactly
have left you aching for more.
243
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That's all in the past, son.
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I'm glad we're on this
adventure together.
245
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Now, what do you say
we go see your dead mom?
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Summer Smith, 2:00.
247
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She complains about
you having a good time.
248
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Don't get in the water.
249
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I need a dry person
to hand me things.
250
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We've been here for hours.
251
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By design,
it's called holing up.
252
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,976
Relax.
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00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,728
Have some of the giant eclair
they knew would delight me.
254
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,730
It really is so fun
that it's big.
255
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,982
Summer Smith will not relax.
256
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,026
Yeah, because Rick's hanging
with you guys instead of me.
257
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,612
Summer, you threw a pan at
them and they took us to a pool.
258
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,779
The cogs are great.
259
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,657
Check this out.
260
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,911
See this?
We didn't rehearse it at all.
261
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,205
So much for being trapped
in its cog bullshit.
262
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,082
Weren't you all worried
about its end game?
263
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,668
Summer, this is its endgame.
It loves me.
264
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,045
And if it wanted to be free,
265
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,212
it could leave at any time
it wants.
266
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,505
Open-door policy.
267
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,757
Gasp!
Oh, come on.
268
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,216
Like you didn't know
I'd do that.
269
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,843
Why are you sulking?
270
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,219
You wanted to be
at a restaurant with cogs.
271
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,055
This is nominally different
at best.
272
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,390
I wanted to be
at a restaurant with you.
273
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,726
I just wanted you to try
some cool shit with me.
274
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,770
Summer, you wanted me
on this dumb hang
275
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,938
because deep down,
you think you know what I want.
276
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:52,233
This thing actually knows
before I even want it.
277
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,819
Mmm. Wow.
Eclair's good wet, too.
278
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,404
Pre-Cogs:
Rick does Jell-O shots.
279
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,656
Rick does Jell-O shots.
280
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,741
These cogs know what's up.
281
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,534
[ Doorbell rings ]
Man: Jell-O shot delivery.
282
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,411
Can you grab 'em, Summer?
283
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,121
This is why it's good
to have someone out of the pool.
284
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,082
I...
Pre-Cogs: Hate these cog assholes.
285
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,709
[ Laughing ]
I love you guys.
286
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,252
All: Shots, shots, shots!
287
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,755
My God.
288
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,216
Yeah, I guess one man's trash
289
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,803
is another man's
beautiful cemetery?
290
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,262
Looks like there's
a sex-robot section
291
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,431
over that way.
292
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,728
There she is.
293
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,356
Hello, Mother.
294
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,692
It's me, your baby boy.
295
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,568
I wish I could have known you.
296
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,321
She was the finest I ever had.
297
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,782
Well, top three.
Top five, at least.
298
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,575
Oh, top five, eh?
299
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,285
There's a lot more
than five, too.
300
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,787
It's high praise.
301
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,747
Your mom could really
throw it back.
302
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,791
Oh, I know a thing
or two about ranking
303
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,126
whom I've slept with.
304
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,961
Oh, yeah?
305
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,755
Two words...
Heather Locklear.
306
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,549
That's my boy.
307
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,301
Thank you for bringing
me here... Dad.
308
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,304
You're welcome, son.
I'm happy we did this.
309
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,975
So... are... we!
310
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,226
God!
Who are you?!
311
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,227
L-Let us go!
312
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,521
I am that which should not be.
313
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,482
I am the trash of the trash.
314
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,985
They don't let me live
with everyone else.
315
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,487
Human boy.
Rick spawn.
316
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,824
I know you can open
the door to the up-above.
317
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,325
Salva-tron will
kill us up there!
318
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,578
I'll take my chances.
319
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,829
I'm sorry, Junior.
320
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,123
I was a horrible father.
321
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,751
I didn't understand
the consequences of anything.
322
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,836
And now this thing's
gonna kill us
323
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,045
when you were already dying.
324
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,672
I'm the fucking worst.
325
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,216
Well, I'm... I'm not
actually dying.
326
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,093
What?
You just sort of inferred.
327
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,221
Projected, really. I never said
out loud I was dying.
328
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,264
What?!
329
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,640
I needed material
for my new book.
330
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,184
A sequel
to "My Horrible Father."
331
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,144
It's my only book
that made money.
332
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,521
Let me punch him!
Let me punch my asshole son!
333
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,356
You're both assholes.
334
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,359
That conversation you just had
about ranking women was gross.
335
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,986
It was trash planet talk.
336
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,654
So is this!
Oh!
337
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,823
Ugh.
No! Junior!
338
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,033
Junior!!
339
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,411
Just another day in Garbtopia.
340
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,414
Let's ride.
No!
341
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,625
You suck!
My kid sucked, too,
342
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,168
but I didn't want him to die.
343
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,377
Shut up!
344
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,838
Open it with your meat paddle!
No!
345
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,508
[ Beeping, buzzes ]
346
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,968
Rick: Looks like we got
a Scenario 3 here, Morty.
347
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,012
You're clearly leading
some kind of trash rebellion
348
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,806
or something is wearing
your skin.
349
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,891
I don't know, I only recorded
three scenarios,
350
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,143
and the other two are
about you doing a Goonies.
351
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,522
Anyway, talk to Salva-tron.
They'll sort this out.
352
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,899
No, not Salva-tron!
353
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,567
Rick, it's not a Scenario 3!
354
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,362
No! Make that
ladder come down!
355
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,823
I'm trying! I don't
want to be here either!
356
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,783
Aw, man, you're still alive?!
357
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,576
And what's this fucking thing?
358
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,411
This is not good for me.
359
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,579
Oh!
360
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,373
I have to get back...
361
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,166
to my wife.
362
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,335
[ Powering down ]
363
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,212
Ah, shit.
364
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,256
Crawl out farther
so I can shoot you.
365
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,800
Why would I do that?
Ugh!
366
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,135
Fine.
I'll do it myself.
367
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,263
Seriously?
368
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,806
This trash is not sturdy.
369
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,268
Alright. I'm actually gonna go
check this time.
370
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,439
There's tunnels down here?!
Ah, geez.
371
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,316
Yoo-hoo!
372
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,443
[ Wolf-whistles ]
373
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,196
Talk about value detected.
374
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,281
Aah!
375
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,950
[ Drones screaming ]
376
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,953
She had more value
than you could ever know.
377
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,621
Junior! You're alive?!
378
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,082
Courtesy of my loyal fans here.
379
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,793
These autograph hounds found
me dying in the cemetery,
380
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,336
patched me up
and tunneled us to you.
381
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,797
You really found
your audience, huh?
382
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,216
I'm sorry for trying
to sell you out again.
383
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,343
The only thing that ever made
me valuable was...
384
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,430
trashing you.
385
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,932
I'm so broke, Dad.
386
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,018
There are so many
paternity lawsuits.
387
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,812
Let's just say "The New Yorker"
has been sniffing around.
388
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,564
Listen, Salva-tron
knows about the tunnels.
389
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,568
We got to warn everyone.
Also, can you sign this now?
390
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,237
[ Groans ]
What the...
391
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,823
Hello?
[ Burps ] Summer?
392
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,118
I think the cogs drugged me
and bailed.
393
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,121
Summer?!
394
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,165
[ Truck horn blares ]
Aah!
395
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,877
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
396
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,670
Picked up on that, huh?
397
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,130
Like you didn't know
this was coming?
398
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,174
[ Tires screech, cogs scream ]
399
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,842
Summer Smith gets us killed.
400
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,887
That's right.
Or the cogs tell the truth.
401
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,597
Is avocado toast what I wanted?
402
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,848
What?
403
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,476
Is avocado toast what I wanted?
404
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,852
Okay, okay. It wasn't.
405
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,646
And I'm a good hang.
406
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,856
You are. You were right.
We used you
407
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,858
to get to your grandpa
to get to you.
408
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,234
Damn right.
409
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,861
I knew I wasn't a basic
avocado-ass bitch,
410
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,696
so let's just get to
where you want to get
411
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,990
so I can be free of this story.
412
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,825
We're down.
[ Truck horn honking ]
413
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,702
Oh, shit.
Give me back my cogs!
414
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,204
Sorry, Grandpa!
415
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,789
You said not to get caught up
in cog bullshit.
416
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,248
So I'm doing the opposite
of that.
417
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,917
This isn't the opposite of that.
418
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,086
Summer Smith makes
a hard right in two seconds.
419
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,379
But that's a billboard.
420
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,005
She makes a hard right.
421
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,217
I'm trusting you guys!
422
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,927
Holy shit.
You guys are amazing.
423
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,721
[ Thud ] You don't deserve
my bald little beauties.
424
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,889
She does a barrel roll.
425
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:18,394
[ Screaming ]
426
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,104
You're ruining this, Summer!
427
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,022
All that future-predicty
cog nonsense
428
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,357
was finally working for me.
429
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,483
Aah!
430
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,860
I thought you wanted
to hang out today.
431
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,530
Not like this!
432
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,573
She pulls the parking brake.
433
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,326
[ Rick screaming ]
434
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,747
Left. Right.
Right. Left.
435
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,166
She runs her grandpa
off the freeway!
436
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,836
Uh! Aah!
437
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,422
Trash people. My people.
438
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,258
Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia.
No!
439
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,803
Our only chance is
to take this battle to them!
440
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,596
Uh, if I may.
441
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,432
It would be suicide to take
a run at Salva-tron's tower.
442
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,641
I agree.
443
00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,934
Don't listen to him.
444
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,102
That's just
Devil's Advocate bot.
445
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,895
I'm glad Rick trashed him.
446
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,274
Uh, if I may.
You don't look glad.
447
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,483
[ All murmuring in agreement ]
448
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,902
[ Horn blowing ]
449
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,821
Damn, what a noise.
450
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,990
[ Horn blows ]
451
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,034
The Horn of Gobliniduss
is a reminder
452
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,910
that anything is possible.
453
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,203
It was blown before they toppled
454
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,663
Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.
455
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,248
And Bluegalshmoo in book three.
456
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,292
Also the White Wizard
in book four.
457
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,045
Alright, I get it.
I went to the same well a lot.
458
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,963
You read "Enchanted Goblin"?
459
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,423
Yeah, I loved it.
460
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,675
I'm 14.
I'm the target audience.
461
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,302
Salva-tron's at the gates!
462
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:42,303
♪
463
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,814
Salva-tron: Value not detected.
464
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,944
Pow!
Right in the pisser.
465
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,615
I fell for a urinal bomb?!
466
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,492
That's so embarrassing!
467
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,578
Morty, my life was great
until you showed up!
468
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,497
[ Growls ]
469
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,916
Eat shit in Hell, tower!
470
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,751
Watch out!
471
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:14,752
♪
472
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,430
My people!
Topple your oppressor!
473
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,058
[ All yelling ]
474
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:29,607
Salva-tron: Don't...
tell Rick... about this.
475
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,068
[ Powering down ]
476
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,279
Poor Salva-tron.
They were just like us,
477
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,698
afraid of being discarded.
478
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,576
But today we begin a new era,
479
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,623
where everyone has value,
especially authors.
480
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,834
I'm still a little trash.
481
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,293
I guess you get it
from your dad.
482
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,212
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughs ]
483
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,133
[ All screaming ]
484
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,809
Right on time.
This food truck is very busy.
485
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,269
Yeah, there's even
486
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,562
that staggering old man
they mentioned.
487
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,480
Jesus.
Wow.
488
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,482
You put us through all that
just to help a burnt-out
489
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,693
restaurant staff
start a food truck?
490
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,278
Basic.
491
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,072
She is more complex than that.
492
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,408
Damn. Great dog.
493
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,160
That's better
than avocado toast?
494
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,245
You don't get nuance.
495
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,914
You sure you cogs don't
want to keep hanging out?
496
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,791
Was it ever real?
497
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:33,087
Rick Sanchez doesn't
want to hear the answer to that.
498
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,339
But if he did?
499
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,259
Morty: Ow.
Ooh. Ow.
500
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,053
[ Sighs ]
I tried the portal again.
501
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,346
No dice.
502
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,764
Rick really hates
"The Goonies."
503
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,434
I think we're going to like
it in Garbtopia.
504
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,729
In fact,
I've taken a trash wife.
505
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,439
You've taken her?
506
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,108
We gave ourselves to each other.
507
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,236
I'd stay down here even
if there was a way out.
508
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,487
They won't be able to make you
509
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,906
pay child support
down here, huh?
510
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,450
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, Dad.
511
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,703
Look at the two of us,
spending time together.
512
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,539
Yeah. This is nice.
513
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,836
Is that a food truck?
514
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,588
We're already gentrifying.
515
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,798
Rick! Rick!
Rick, get me out of here!
516
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,508
Oh, God!
517
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,510
Don't worry.
Our son won't be like him.
518
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,971
It's nothing personal.
I'm only 14.
519
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,473
I gotta get out of here.
520
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,767
That was the last time
I saw my father.
521
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,645
Once more,
my mother's voice came to me,
522
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,104
carried on the wind.
523
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,981
"Be free, my son."
524
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,317
And somehow I did feel free.
525
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:40,404
My father was horrible
and my mother was garbage.
526
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,823
But I knew myself now.
527
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,118
And somehow, that was enough.
528
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,829
Jerry: Told you.
That little shit.
529
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,499
I can't believe he got a book
deal on Rick's trash moon.
530
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,710
Come on, we're boarding.
You guys still read books?
531
00:20:54,711 --> 00:21:02,711
♪
532
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,914
Order 53, hot cog,
Chicago style.
533
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,541
Uh, if I may,
534
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,376
I know there's
zero substitutions,
535
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,753
but I would never want
onions in my hot dog.
536
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,130
Yes, you do.
537
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,756
Uh, if I may, I do not.
538
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:44,135
You die of a massive coronary
at the age of 43.
539
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:48,806
Uh, if... if...
540
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,182
if I may.
541
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,475
Boss wants to see you.
542
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,269
Is that a prediction or...?
543
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,397
Just go talk to him, Steve.
544
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,442
Man: Did you get any of that?
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