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Helen!

Smoke is pouring into her apartment!

Is it a fire?

Relax, everybody go down the stairway,
wait in the courtyard, the fire

department is on its way.

Miss Lentz!

I'm coming in.

There's no fire.

You left that in the oven?

Where the hell is Megan?

Donna, please, will you go downstairs
and wait?

Miss Lentz?

Miss Lentz?

Are you here?

We'll be right back.

I did not forget about you.

Jodie, are you gonna help me get ready
for my show tonight?

Okay.

So, I want to let you all in on a little
secret.

Woo! I love secrets.

Yeah, I bet you do.

Seriously, though, my secret is that
this is my first time on stage.

I've been doing comedy for a while now.
You can see some of my work on YouTube,

Facebook, Tinder.

I bet you are on Tinder.

Okay,

look, sir, obviously you're very excited
that a woman is giving you this much

attention.

But just have some fun, okay? I'm about
to reveal some very interesting things

about myself. Like, I am from Jackson
Hole, Wyoming.

I know what you're thinking. Shut up.

No, honestly, I moved to L .A. because
there was a weirdo who wouldn't leave me

alone.

Yeah. I had a legitimate online stalker.

Uh, wait.

You're not him, are you?

Oh, yeah. How long have you known him?
You trust him?

He's actually my husband.

Oh, you poor thing.

Uh, just for fun.

Can I, uh, look through your phone, sir?

Um, I don't know. Are you serious?

Yeah. What, do you have a data or
something?

What have you got to hide? Yeah, honey.

Yeah, come on.

Here. Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, how did I know your screen would
be cracked?

Okay, let's see.

Nice anniversary pictures.

What a gentleman.

You took her to a bed and breakfast.

Okay.

Oh.

Hey, Jim, I airdropped you a picture.
Can you put it up on the screen, please?

What are you, a politician?

Yeah.

Who'd you send that to?

Me. He only sent that to me. He was away
on business. Honey, yeah, we don't need

to give him exposition. Why? It's cute.

I think it's cute.

We think it's cute, right?

All right, come get your phone.

You've been a good sport. Everyone give
him a round of applause, please.

All right, you guys have been great. I'm
Alyssa Harrelson.

You can follow me at AllHair3L.

Thanks so much. That's my time. Thank
you.

Woo!

Alyssa Harrelson, everyone.

What did you say?

Jerk. You're really funny, by the way.

Thanks, man.

Great set.

Can I get you anything?

I heard drinks were on him.

I'll just have a bottle of water.

So what happened?

Well, let's see.

We were laughing at one of your jokes,
and then I quite innocently asked her if

she had any scandalous photos on her
phone.

Splash. The best Tinder date ever.

So, uh, what do you do when you're not
getting drinks thrown in your face?

I install high -end home theater
equipment.

But actually, uh, things are really
taking off as a realtor.

Oh, really?

Yeah, why?

You need a 4K TV? No, I'm in need of an
apartment, though.

Touche.

Uh, your girl.

Six o 'clock.

Oh, she's burning a hole in the back of
my head, isn't she?

I'm worried for your safety.

Go apologize.

Nice having you.

Hey, Alyssa.

I'm Oliver, by the way.

You're not creepy at all by following me
out here.

How'd you know my name?

You announced it from the... Days, like
three times.

No, I'm not being creepy.

Look,

he said he needed an apartment.

And I know of one in a great
neighborhood that it should have been

second. But the landlord is picky. He's
rejected like two dozen clients in the

last month. But I can get you an
interview.

And if he likes you, then maybe I can
get you a break on rent or a low deposit

if you're looking to buy.

That's really kind of you, but...

There is no way that I could afford
anything in any decent neighborhood.

We can hardly afford this fleabag motel
that we're staying in now while it was

for work.

We?

Me and my cat?

All right.

I feel like it's a great apartment.

And I actually live in the complex, too.

Who knows?

Maybe I can convince the landlord to
like me.

You actually remind me a lot of the last
time.

Well, it's been chilly.

Thanks for the offer, but I gotta go.

Hey, Oliver.

Go apologize to that girl.

Cute.

Sure is cute.

Hey, I've seen your face before and I
can't help...

Hey,

I called the police. You better get the
hell out of here.

9 -1 -1, what's your emergency?

Um, someone's trying to break into my
motel room.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry to bother you.
Everything is okay.

This place is gorgeous.

I know, right?

I live in 5045.

The vacant apartment is 2013.

There's no way I could afford to live
here. I don't know. I know the owner and

her brother.

Help them fill vacancies.

And each place has free Wi -Fi and an
HDTV, courtesy of me.

So they owe me big time.

We'll see.

Too good to be true.

Too rich for my blood.

We're gonna meet him right here.

Okay, remember.

Robert can be very... judgmental.

If he comes off cold, don't worry about
it. It's just how he is.

The last guy I brought in, he wouldn't
even look at him. He just shook his

If this doesn't work out, I have plenty
other places I can show you.

No. I should probably tell you about the
apartment.

Don't you worry, Oliver.

We'll tell her everything she needs to
know.

Hi, Miss Falsworth. Robert.

This is Alyssa Haroldson, the new...

I have to go

on an errand, so my brother Robert is
going to show you the apartment.

I'd be delighted.

Alyssa, is it? Yes.

What a beautiful name.

Thank you.

It is, isn't it?

Okay, Robert, I'm off.

Don't forget to show her the new tile I
had you put in.

I won't.

I'm sure that Oliver has already told
you about all the technical upgrades

made. Yes, very impressive. Free Wi -Fi.
And so much more.

This way.

What a joke.

The elevator is right here.

Oh, second floor, right? You guys go
down. I'll take the stairs.

Okay.

Hi. Do I know you?

No, no, no. I'm going to 2013 to meet
Robert to look at the apartment.

Oh, yeah, 2013, right.

Yeah. Can I help you?

Oh, no, that's kind of you.

Walking up and down these stairs is how
I get my depth in.

Well, if I take this apartment, you'll
be seeing me a lot. I only take the

stairs two.

Well, that'll be really nice.

Well, have a good one.

You too.

Sorry. You're going to need one of these
if you want to open the door.

We're high security here.

Shall we look at your apartment, Ms.
Harrelson?

Your apartment.

Well, here we are.

Okay. This is a master fob.

Yours will be personally coded to open
your door, the stairwell doors, and the

front door, and of course... The garage
gate.

We have recently painted.

The apartment comes fully furnished.

Any, all of it is yours if you want it.

And check out that HDTV.

This place is stunning.

Why did the last tenant leave?

Well, I...

I'm obligated to tell you that the
previous tenant passed away on the

They didn't get murdered or anything,
right?

No, no.

No, she was a wonderful young woman,
just very sad.

She had a lot of emotional issues, and
she took her own life.

Yeah, in the bathroom.

But we have completely gutted the
bathroom.

It's been cleaned from top to bottom, so
there's nothing to worry about in

there.

Guys, I just had a showing over the
other side of town. It got moved up, so

got to go.

Robert, take care of her. Give her the
family discount.

Alyssa, hope we can be neighbors.

Come. Come on.

So, now that he's gone, tell me what you
really think of the place.

Wonderful. But can you tell me a little
more about the lieutenant?

Megan?

Well, I really didn't know her at all.

I'm sorry.

Look, would it help if I just dart you
out with the friends and family rent

raise? It's a good deal. Why would you
do that for me?

Well, if I'm being honest, you remind me
of my daughter, Jane.

Oh, does she live here with you?

No, no, she went away to college. Not my
idea, believe me. I was hoping she'd

stay somewhere close to home.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

You got to get out and explore and find
yourself at that age, you know?

Okay, what's the verdict?

And I'm telling you, with our upgrades,
this is the most secure complex on the

West Side.

And I will make you a promise.

I'll make sure you're as safe as if you
were my own daughter.

It's amazing. I'll take it.

Wonderful.

I think we started something.

Gonna tell the world again.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

I just can't hold it in. I think we
started something.

I hope it never ends. I hope, hope it
never ends.

The keys to your new cat. Great.

You know, I think I forgot to mention
there's an emergency button on here. I

know you're concerned with safety, so
you press this from anywhere in the

complex and the police will be called.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

What?

Oh, it's from an old commercial.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I
remember that. That's funny.

Can I help you carry some things?

Oh, sorry.

I'll get her. You can just get the
suitcase and the flowers.

Oh,

some flowers.

I love fresh flowers. They can make a
morgue -themed charity.

Well. Not that this is a morgue. I'm
just saying.

Security cameras.

Oh, yeah. We have them strategically
located throughout the property.

Say cheese.

Cheese. You had a cat named Jody. I used
to have a fish named Dave.

Would you just get off my back a bit? I
hope we're not

interrupting something.

Hi,

Robert. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Wrong phone.

Well, shall we move you in?

Yeah, please.

Hey, how about I put these in water?

I had an ace in the car.

There's one in the kitchen.

You know that couple, Katie and Adam,
that you met?

They're your upstairs neighbors.

They've been trying to get pregnant for
a few years.

No luck yet.

You sure know all the dirt.

These are all public knowledge, I assure
you.

The real secrets, I can keep to myself.

Well, I'll be sure to remember that.

You want me to go get the rest of your
things?

No, no, no. I'll go get them in a
second. I'm going to get Jody

But thanks so much for your help so far.

It's my pleasure.

Look, I didn't tell you this, but one of
the reasons I moved to L .A. was to get

away from a stalker.

Really? Yeah.

He found out where I worked in Jackson.

Sent me something.

Disturbing. When I packed for L .A. that
night, I've changed my number like five

times, but he always seems to find me.

Are you... Just know that nobody gets in
or out of this building without me or

my sister Helen knowing about it.

You're safe here.

Thank you.

Okay.

I'll let you get settled.

And if you need anything, please.

Call me. I will.

Okay. Take care.

You too.

All right, Jodi.

Come on.

Come on.

What do you think?

What do you think?

Oh, my God, Oliver.

You all right?

Yeah. Yes.

Sorry. Sure, okay.

Yeah, I just lost my bearings for a
moment.

No, that's fine. You heading out?

Yeah, I just was going to grab a few
things at the store.

Do you know one that's nearby?

Yeah, actually, I do. In fact, I need to
go, too, if you want. I could show you

around. It's pretty wonderful.

Sure. All right, let's go.

Well, I gotta say, thank you. This has
been wonderful.

Well, if you like, we can make this a
regular thing.

What, going to the grocery store?

No, yes.

That's not what I meant. Like a real
date.

Oh.

Very sweet of you.

But I'm not really looking for anything
right now.

You get it, right?

Can't blame a guy for trying.

Oliver?

No. Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Now I fog.

Don't like tight spaces, huh?

Excuse me?

Sorry, I didn't mean to be nosy. I just,
I never see take the elevator, so I

figured you don't like tight spaces.

Yeah, I guess I just don't like
elevators. They kind of creep me out.

all makes sense now.

Hey, I'm Katie, 3013.

I'm Melissa.

Apparently you're directly below
neighbor.

Oh, my God. Such a tragedy what happened
to Megan.

I hope you don't hear us fighting.

Only the one about the underwear.

Oh.

Yeah, that one.

My husband Adam and I are trying to have
kids.

Hey, have a good one, Katie.

You too.

Jodi!

I'm a little freaked out.

Your new mattress was delivered. I
couldn't leave it in the lobby. It's a

hazard. So I got rid of the old one and
I had your bed set up.

The comforter flowers are a gift from
Jane and I. Listen, I'm not comfortable

with this.

Oh, don't worry. I would never go into
your bedroom.

I was telling Janie about you. She
ordered the comforter for you. Said it

your favorite.

And Helen made your bed.

Don't you worry.

Yeah, I can't accept this.

I gotta go, Alyssa. No, Robert. Sorry,
bye.

Oh, good timing, right?

You have no idea.

Come in.

Oh.

Well, looks like everything's all right.

I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. I was just making the
quarterly rounds, checking on the smoke

detectors.

Yours works.

That is good timing.

Oh, no.

Your beautiful flowers are drooping.

Yeah, gotta throw those out.

Look, I wanted to talk to you about
that.

I'm a bit uncomfortable with anyone
coming in here without my approval.

Even if it's you or your sister.

I'm sorry, it's just... I'm not okay
with that.

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again. Yeah, it's
just... No, I'm sorry.

I'm embarrassed.

I didn't mean to offend you.

Thank you.

Hey, you know what?

Just to show no hard feeling, why don't
I take you to lunch?

For the quilt.

Oh, you've...

You've had enough of me.

No, come on.

I'm starving.

Well, I do know a great little place.

Wait. You were in the service?

Sure was.

I served in Desert Storm.

Oh, my God.

So did my father.

Anything else I can get for you?

What's up?

Why don't you bring us a couple of
mofos?

Yeah, sure. You got it? Yeah.

I don't... I don't... I don't really...
Come on.

Anyway,

when I got back from the Gulf, we
decided to start a family. Nice to meet

Yeah.

How about your dad?

He died in the war.

Just after he was deployed, his convoy
was targeted.

He was honored as a hero.

Very touching.

Alyssa, Robert, what's up, guys? Hey,
why don't you join us?

I think that's a great idea.

Here are your mimosas.

Can I get you a drink?

Another great idea. I think I'll have
one of those for surgery.

It's almost past the hour.

Well, you know, why don't you just have
mine?

I've got to get back.

Oh, no, don't go now.

I can go. No, no, no. No, please, you.

Tuesday. Enjoy.

Dear, I'm so sorry to hear about your
father.

Thank you.

What was that about?

Um...

I told him that my dad died in the first
Gulf War.

I think it just touched the nerve.

I'm so sorry.

That's totally cool.

It just seems so lonely without a
daughter around.

Really? I didn't know he had a daughter.

What I did know is that his wife left
him, that Loris cleaned

him out, and then he moved back in with
his sister to help manage the building.

Are you home?

Yes, Helen. I'm home.

About time.

Come here.

Did you finish the chores I gave you?

Almost.

Oh, well, just take your time. Not like
I got building code to abide by.

Did you eat yet?

Yes, Helen, I ate.

With who?

With the new tenant in 2013, Alyssa.

She's young enough to be your daughter.

Shut up.

Oh, did I ruin your little feeling?

I'm going to go to my room.

You should either eat something or go to
bed.

Because the booze is making you a witch.

Again.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, would a witch go and pick up your
medications from the pharmacy?

Why would you do that?

They called.

They said you haven't picked up your
prescriptions in over two months.

The what?

You talk about a witch?

Oh, we know how you get when you're off
your bed.

Just ask your ex -wife.

Hey, this is Jane. I'm not here right
now, but you can leave a message at the

beep. Hi, Janie.

It's your dad.

I got all your favorite things for
Thanksgiving.

So happy that you're going to spend it
with us instead of your mom this year.

And I have someone that I want you to
meet.

She's amazing.

You're going to love her.

I can't wait.

I miss you, babe.

Love you.

Bye -bye.

Robert, I'm going out.

Take your medication.

Yes, Helen.

You need to stop.

What?

I don't want you to get the wrong idea
about that. Wrong idea about what? Like

coming home to my apartment.

Well, I believe you won't.

No.

Today, I promised you wine and food, and
that's what you're going to get.

Wonderful.

I'm not making you any more promises.

Who says I want any promises?

I'm really glad I met you.

I'm really glad I met you two.

You stay away from her!

Robert! What are you doing?

Helen!

What is that?

What is it? Nothing. Give it to me!

You're not just off your meds this time.

You have just lost it. It's not what it
looks like. It's for Alyssa's safety.

Her safety?

Her safety? Yes.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Ellen.

Don't call Jane.

Don't tell her.

Don't call Jane?

Oh.

Yeah.

You know what?

That's exactly what I'm going to do.
Please, I'm begging you. I'm going to

Jane. Don't do it. She won't understand.

Oh, no, no. She is going to understand,
and she's going to love what I've got to

say. Don't. Stop.

Stop. No, I'm going to call Jane. Oh,
Jane, this is your aunt Helen. Stop now!

Helen.

Helen.

Helen, give up.

Who did this?

Dang it.

He's got a lot on his mind.

I love

her.

I'm sorry.

I'm not. I'm not. Sorry.

I promise I'll be good.

I'm just not used to this.

Rejection.

You said that. I did not say that. I
did.

Okay, I'm going to get another bottle.

Oh, damn it. What?

Great cook.

Bad sommelier.

You mind if I rinse this?

Oh, no.

What? Why are you laughing?

No. No. My 15 -year -old high school
boyfriend did that exact trick.

You're done.

Out.

Get out.

Okay.

He really did that? Yes.

Did it work?

No! Get out!

Okay. Get!

Wow.

Oh, hey, Robert. What's up?

Spill wine.

I know your apartment has a revolving
door for women. You stay away from

She's a good girl.

What are you talking about? We're just
friends. You make sure to stay that way.

Ready for bed?

I can't come to the phone right now, so
please leave a message, and I'll call

you back.

Or maybe I won't.

Hey, it's Paul from the bar.

I know you wanted more set time for your
act, but we just had a bartender quit,

and I wanted to see if you'd be
interested in bartending before and

set. You make pretty decent money as a
bartender, plus I'll give you stage time

if you're up for that.

Can you come by tomorrow so we can talk?
I should be there around noon, so come

by whenever.

Okay. Bye.

All that happens to others in effect And
it won't be making any

Katie?

Oh my god, what's wrong?

I'm fine. You sure?

Yeah, I'll be okay.

Talk to me.

Another fight with Adam.

No. Not a big deal. It's all my fault.

I really dug myself into a hole.

I don't know.

I'm so sorry.

I'll be okay.

How are you settling in?

I'm good.

Yeah. I got a job.

Two, actually.

Great! Yeah, and everyone's really nice
here. And Robert's been really

welcoming.

Of course he is.

Why? What do you know?

I don't know. If he's being really nice
to you, that's great.

No, no, tell me.

Robert was really close with the former
tenant, Megan.

Megan was severely depressed, so she
really latched onto his company.

The friendship seemed good for the both
of them, but...

When she killed herself, the apartment
sat empty for months before he could

it.

That's interesting.

He implied that he didn't really know
her.

Has anyone told you that you look
exactly like her?

What do you mean?

All I know, and this is just a rumor, so
I don't really know, but when Robert

and his wife got divorced, I heard she
got a restraining order.

And that's why he hasn't been with his
sister.

But divorce sucks.

Yeah,

I don't know.

Robert's been a complete gentleman.

I think he's just lonely.

Robert's a harmless old man, but... Just
establish a boundaries, you know? Yeah.

Jodi?

Jodi?

Robert, what the hell?

I want you to tell Alyssa that you were
mistaken in what you said about me.

My wife never got over you anymore. Got
it? Get the hell away from me. Listen.

You will tell her that my wife and I had
an amicable separation.

You are going to make this right. You
understand?

Do you understand?

Or I will tell your husband.

And not only that you had an abortion.

How the hell could you know that?

I know a lot more than that.

It's just that the walls have bent.

Now, do what I say.

You can fix it.

Or Adam Wilbertson will comprehend and
dump you and your ability

to bear children.

But can you follow the point?

I hope you've healed.

Hey, I just saw this. I wanted to say I
hope you find Jodi.

Yeah, thanks.

I don't know what I'd do if anything
happened to her.

You're going to find her.

I have a good feeling about it.

I hope so.

And I wanted to apologize for acting
stupid the other night.

Oh, it's okay.

And maybe I could help you find Jodi.

Really? Yeah. I've got enough showings
today.

It'll be fun. And what do you say?

Frenzy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd love that.

All right.

Meet me downstairs in town?

Sure, yeah. Let me just go grab some
more flyers, and I'll meet you down

All right, cool.

Thank you.

Alyssa!

Hey. I saw you on YouTube.

You were amazing. Hey, Robert, have you
seen my cat?

No. Why?

I left my balcony door open, and I can't
find her anywhere.

Oh, no.

I'm sure she'll be back.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah, can you put this in the elevator?
Here, tape.

I'll make sure the rest of the residents
know. Can you let Helen know?

Yeah, Helen had to leave town abruptly.

Is everything okay?

Our 92 -year -old Nana fell and broke
her hip.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry. I think she'll be
all right. Helen's going to stay with

her for a while.

You know, before Helen left, She bought
the tickets to see this comedian,

Wendy Liebman.

And, you know, she can't use them, and I
thought, you know, maybe you and I

could go.

Wow.

I'd love to, thank you, but I can't.
Oliver and I are going to go look for

Oh, you're going out with Oliver?

We're going to go look for my cat, yeah.

I can't believe you're going with
Oliver.

He's no good.

Not that it's any of your business, but
he and I are just friends. He's no good.

You know that.

You know, I can decide what's good for
me.

Jeez, you're acting like my dad or
something, and it's not cool. No.

Later.

Sorry, Janie.

Sorry.

Hey.

Hey. You okay?

You know, I don't want to talk about it.

But let's go find Jody.

Alright. Alright, why don't you jump in?

Call this number if you find her.

Thank you.

We are going to find her.

We're not giving up.

Fuck, I know this great place.

It has the best fish tacos in the world.

You should really eat something.

Where's she been?

Boy, Joda's a cat.

Cats love fish.

Maybe she's buying a fish tacos. We
should probably go see her.

Come on.

I want something. Yeah, see you soon.

door please uh yeah sure thank you so
much no problem hey do you know what

apartment oliver hall lives in ready

oh

my god so good right seriously

jody is gonna come back she probably
went to the comedy show with robert

they're gonna come back best friend

Yeah, okay.

You know, I moved to avoid a stalker and
also get away from my family. They

could be a bit clingy, but... It seems
like Robert's desperate to be my new

father.

Doesn't he have a daughter of his own?

Right?

I mean, no wonder she only comes back
for the holidays.

He told me not to go out with you.

That's what dads do. They control their
daughters.

Yeah, I tried to.

You know what happens when dads try to
tell their daughters they can't... What?

I really like you.

Oh, come on.

What?

What?

I told you not to talk.

Oh, come on. I really like you too, but
we gotta take things slow.

Well, you can stay and we can still take
it slow.

Yeah, if this is slow for us, then fast
is out of control.

I'm gonna go home.

Will you be back?

Thank you for today.

I look forward to getting more fish
tacos.

Me too.

I thought we were going to take this up.

Is that your new girl?

Um, sorry, what? You don't know?

I don't know why I... Well, you're
thinking about it.

I'm here.

No strings attached.

Oliver, it's for you.

Great.

Alyssa.

Really? I can explain. Don't.

Just don't.

Alyssa.

Oh, hi.

Hey, have you found your cat?

No.

She'll come back. They always do.

I just found another house to get double
the attention.

I hope you're right.

Look, I, um... I wanted to tell you that
I was way off base with what I said

about Robert the other day.

Oh, yeah?

I was pissed at him for fighting, and I
wasn't thinking straight.

Robert's actually very cool with me,
and...

He's done a lot for me in a father
-figure -y way.

Yeah, well, I'm glad you said that,
because the other day he gave me some

about Oliver.

He acted like a child, and it turns out
Robert was totally right.

That's great.

Look, I'm doing stand -up tonight if you
want to come.

I wish I could, but I'm really slammed.

Anyway, I've got to go.

I hope you find your cat.

Thank you.

Hey, you don't mind if I look through
your phone, do you?

Yeah, I don't think so.

Okay.

How about you?

Can I look through your phone?

Don't do it, ma 'am.

Yo, you are killing me.

Okay.

Does anybody know what I -L -Y means in
a text message?

We love you.

I love you, too. Thank you so much.

You two are a couple?

Yeah? If you don't mind me asking,
what's the age gap? That's my daughter.

I'm seven years older.

Seven years, yeah.

Yeah, seven years, that's like one
daughter. She's great, isn't she?

Right? Yeah, there's nothing wrong with
that.

She's great. What do you guys think is
the most acceptable age gap?

Three or four years.

Twenty.

Twenty? Ooh, someone said twenty.

God, that's gross.

Yeah, no, I'm not down.

Yeah, so I have this, like, father
figure type in my life, and I think he's

me.

He's actually my landlord.

Awkward.

Yeah, actually, that was probably him
who said 20.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not going to
sleep with you if you own more than

five pairs of khakis.

Old men think it's sexy to be a father
figure type.

But, like, dude, no.

You're literally father figured.

Go to the gym.

Like I'm not gonna be attracted to you
just for some sort of validation unless

you're like a parking attendant validate
me I Mean

there has to be some sort of age limit,
right?

You can't be a sugar daddy and have
diabetes

You killed it tonight.

Thank you.

Yeah, your dad must be proud.

What? Yeah, he was here earlier.

Older guy, dressed knight.

This is Robert. I can't take your call.

It's about the building and even method.

Robert, hey, it's Alyssa.

I just wanted to say thanks for coming
tonight, and I hope you know that my

jokes were just jokes, and that it's
nothing personal.

So...

Yeah, I just wanted to say that.

Give me a moment.

Melissa, it's me.

I'm ILY.

You?

No, but you and Oliver.

I did that for you.

For us.

He's not good enough for you.

He's lucky I left him alive.

I am the only person that will stay true
and loyal to you.

I love you, Alyssa.

Oliver was going to break your heart.

I had to show you that.

You're insane.

No.

I've been waiting so long for the right
moment to meet you.

And when I got your email, I knew you
would finally realize.

What email?

Realize what?

No, it's over.

I just, I saw the knife. I grabbed the
closest thing to me.

And I hit him. I hurt her.

How do you think she got in?

Well, I've been leaving the balcony door
open because my cat's been missing.

And...

Oh, my God. This is all my fault.

Oh, dear.

This is not your fault.

He's right. It's not your fault.

It'd be best for everyone to keep their
doors and windows locked when you're not

home. But it takes a criminal to break
into someone's house.

You're lucky.

Now, you say you don't know this Sam?

Well, I thought she was the girlfriend
of Oliver.

Oliver Hall.

He's the... Another tenant in the
building. We know who Mr. Hall is.

It seems that this damned Samantha
Berry, she's the one who's been stalking

She follows you from Wyoming. It's not a
coincidence that you ran into her.

Is Oliver okay?

Oh, he's fine.

A detective's with him now.

Is there anything else you're going to
need from me, detective?

We won't be needing you any further.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Good day.

You okay?

Yeah.

Thank you so much for everything.

I don't like the idea of you being home
alone.

Hey.

You know what?

I almost forgot.

Thursday is Thanksgiving and Janie's
birthday.

And so we're going to have sort of a
combination celebration.

It'd be so much fun if you could be
there. Janie's flying in.

Well, that sounds wonderful. I don't
know, with all the stuff that happened,

was thinking of laying low for the
holiday, but if I'm feeling up for it,

I'll let you know.

Understood.

Just know you're invited either way.

It'll be all right.

All right, guys, thank you. Good night.

Tip your bartender.

It'll be me.

That was really, really funny.

You've got to stop being shy.

Listen,

I came here to apologize.

Would you like me to throw a drink in
your face and make this completely

Please don't.

I'm just sorry.

I know.

I hope we can be friends.

Robert? What happened?

Oh, silly me. I woke up on the wrong
side of the bed.

Literally.

I slipped and sprained my shoulder.

I'm sorry.

No. I think I hurt my pride more than
anything.

Helen's going to help me with the
turkey.

She's old. I'm broken between the two of
us.

We're almost whole.

Jane's cake.

I just don't know how I'm going to get
it all together in time.

Let me bring a cake.

Are you coming?

Yeah, I'll bring a cake. What kind does
she like?

It's cake.

I mean, she likes any kind of cake. Who
doesn't?

Just bring your favorite, please.

And dear, it would be delightful if you
were there.

Happy Thanksgiving, Oliver.

Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you up to today?

Uh, well, I was gonna go home, but
Robert invited me to spend it with his

family. His daughter's coming home from
college, and it's her birthday, and he

did save my life.

Very nice.

Yeah. Well, what about you?

Where does Oliver spend his
Thanksgiving?

Oh, uh, lonely guy Thanksgiving, I'm
afraid.

Oh. Oh, no, don't feel bad. I, uh...

I actually think it's what I need.

I think it's a good thing for me, and it
feels right for today.

But, I don't know, maybe I can invite
you for tacos next week?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Have a good one.

You too.

Wow, this place looks amazing.

Thank you.

Why don't you find your place and have
some wine?

Is white okay?

Yeah, white's fine.

Great. I have the cake.

Oh, put it right in the center of the
table.

Okay. Give me a minute.

I'll be right out.

Oh, I brought flowers, too.

Doesn't look like you need any, though.

Can't have too many, right?

Can I help?

Nope. I'm all set.

Make yourself at home.

Go ahead and nibble if you want. The
turkey won't be ready for another 45

minutes.

Is everyone here?

Oh my goodness.

That cake is amazing.

I hope Jane likes it. Oh, thank you.

Did you try the wine?

I did. It's delicious.

Where is everyone?

It looks like it's just going to be us.

Why? What happened?

Did I tell you that Helen was helping
our Nana? She had an accident.

Right. She fell.

Broke her leg. She's 95.

And it's just not healing like they
hoped it would. So Helen's going to stay

until she gets back on her feet.

I thought it was her hip.

Hip.

Right.

You've always had such a good memory,
Jane.

I mean, Alyssa.

Speaking of, where is Jane?

Oh, you're not going to believe this.

Her flight was canceled.

You're having white, I'm having red.

I see the gift.

Why do we all have one?

Well, everybody gets a present on a
birthday in my family. Go ahead, open

Nothing special, but it is from my
heart.

Wow.

It's very pretty, but, you know... Here,
here, let's...

It's

so beautiful, isn't it?

Here.

You want to answer that? What if it's
Jane?

What can I

do

for you, Becca? Robert, I'm in the
garage.

It's an emergency.

The gate won't open and I can't get out.

I have to be at LAX in 20 minutes. You
better get down here. If I miss my

flight, you're going to be responsible.

All right. I'll be right there.

You okay?

Yeah, he's fine. He's stuck in the
garage.

Let me go help.

I'll be right back.

Can I help? You stay and enjoy all of
it.

I'll be back shortly, Jane. I promise.

Order to go for Oliver, please.

It'll be another minute if you'd like to
take a seat.

Katie?

Oh, hey, Oliver.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Not really.

Adam and I are separated.

Halfway through the divorce.

Wow.

Really sorry to hear that. I hope you
guys work it out.

What are you doing here?

Check the cameras, Miguel.

You too.

Alone, yeah.

I thought you and Alyssa were a theme.

Yeah. With all the, everything that
happened with the stalker, I don't know.

But I think things are looking up.

So what, she didn't want to spend
Thanksgiving with you?

She's having it with Robert and his
daughter.

Daughter? Oliver,

Robert doesn't have a daughter.

Well, not anymore.

Not anymore.

His daughter Jane died like six or seven
years ago.

That's when he split up with his wife
and moved back in with Helen.

Why would he lie?

I don't know.

I just thought he was being creepy
because Alyssa looked so much like

Yeah, it's weird, but so what? I mean, I
don't think he's dangerous.

Do you know Robert threatened me?

He threatened you? How?

He knew some secrets, some very personal
secrets about me.

I don't know how he did, but he knew.

He told me to stay away from Alyssa. He
told me the same thing, but I thought

that was different.

Jodi?

Thank you.

Happy Thanksgiving, Oliver.

Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you up to today?

Well, I was going to go home, but Robert
invited me to spend it with his family.

His daughter is coming home from
college, and it's her birthday, so I am

a cake right now.

Happy Thanksgiving, Oliver.

Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you up to today?

Well, I was going to go home, but Robert
invited me to spend it with his family.

His daughter is coming home from college
and it's her birthday.

Oh, Megan.

Your faith.

I'm sorry.

I know you can't help that you feel this
way.

I wish you could have been stronger.

Be strong.

Just relax.

Be strong.

Jody?

Jody?

Jody?

Jody, oh, my God.

Jody, never see you again.

Get out of here. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No. Oh, my God.

There you are.

Good.

You found Jody. No, you stay the hell
away from me. Oh, honey. You're a

murderer.

You killed Megan and you killed your own
sister. I did it for us, sweetheart.

I had to. Your Aunt Helen almost ruined
everything.

She got what she deserved.

Megan.

Stay away.

You just got home, Jane.

Can we get along for five minutes before
we die?

No, I can't.

Dwight.

You drugged me.

It's for your own good, Jane.

Hey there, honey.

She's awake.

Sorry. I started without you, but you
know how much I love Thanksgiving

What did you do to me?

Cleaned you up.

For your birthday.

Don't go anywhere.

Not that you mind.

I also still have... Joey.

Joey, you're gonna be fine.

You're gonna roll back.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Jamie.

Happy birthday to you.

Make a wish and blow your candle. What?

Don't tell me the wish. Does that all
come true?

You don't want to hear what may wish it.

What did you say, Jay?

Shut up!

Be nice.

Remember?

a candle.

I'm waiting.

I'm waiting!

Now!

Come in!

Robert! Robert!

Open this door!

Take a guess. You say one word.

Jane! Jane!

Jane!

Jane!

Jane, you open that door right now! Come
on. Jane!

You can press the emergency button all
you want.

Haven't you figured it out? It doesn't
work!

Shut the door!

Where's Alyssa?

You mean Jane?

She's here.

Oh, Jane!

Jane, honey!

Your man friend is here.

Sit down.

And I suggest you come out now.

Unless you want something really bad to
happen to him.

I'm right here.

Jamie?

You know that's illicit, right?

Jane and I are going to take a much
-needed father -daughter trip up north.

I love how your favorite dress makes you
look just like your passport photo.

I packed the car.

Oh, and I packed a suitcase for you.

That's very kind of you, Father.

But where are we going exactly?

Do you remember that little cabin north
of Vancouver?

I used to love it there when you were a
kid.

Yes.

You are going to pour yourself a nice
large glass of white wine.

And then when they find your body and
your suicide note and a host of other

things implicating you with the death of
Megan and Helen,

you're going to be scot -free.

Daddy?

Yes, dear?

Why did you kill Megan?

She fell in love with me.

Her desires were immature.

She had to go.

I thought I'd lost Jane.

Forever.

And you came along.

You're insane.

Sit down!

You pour yourself a drink now.

I won't.

Next bullet.

Yeah. I really like the necklace you
gave me.

Good, Janie.

Where is it?

It's right here!

Yeah.

You excited for some fish tacos?

So excited.

Alyssa?

Alyssa? You alright?

Sorry.

Let's go get some tacos.

Okay. Okay.

You gotta bring Jodi from the taco.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Cool.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

If I die, one more job.