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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:44,770 Pardon, Inspector. 2 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:47,270 There are three chaps outside insisting upon an interview. 3 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:49,510 Very well, Dawson. Show them in. Yes, sir. 4 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:56,410 Oh, well. 5 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:57,750 Good morning. 6 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,729 Good morning. 7 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,050 And what can I do for you, gentlemen? 8 00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:02,510 Oh, before we answer that, I want to prove we're not gentlemen. 9 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:10,670 Give me my lip, will you? 10 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,250 Fooled you, didn't we? 11 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,420 I say, that's amazing. 12 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,260 Now, if you don't mind explaining. 13 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:19,380 We're first -class detectives, Inspector. 14 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,980 We came to answer your ad. Ad? Yes. 15 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:23,079 Here it is. 16 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,600 Wanted, experienced yard man. Apply, Inspector McCormick, Scotland Yard. 17 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,740 you, isn't it? Yes, but I'm afraid you don't understand. 18 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,440 Oh, yeah, but look here. We've been reached. Scene. 19 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,820 A1 Correspondence School of Detectives. 20 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,920 Oh, yes. 21 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,160 Male audit detectives. 22 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:39,540 I'll give you your chance. 23 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 Oh, boy. 24 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,360 Your assignment is to locate some missing papers. 25 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,660 Missing papers? 26 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,440 We must locate the missing papers. 27 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,740 Locate missing papers. 28 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:54,740 Fine detectives we turn out to be. This is humiliating. 29 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,420 Quit squawking, you guys. Don't you know if we do a good job, they might promote 30 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,220 us to be detectives. Now carry on. 31 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,660 Get busy! 32 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:16,789 You mean it moves. 33 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:17,830 All right, take it easy, son. 34 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:19,590 I just wanted to ask you a question. 35 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:20,910 What would you rather have? 36 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:24,730 A shoe full of dollar bills or two socks of fives? I'll take the two socks. 37 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:25,990 You got him. 38 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:43,989 Cheating, eh? 39 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,310 Now get to work on the square. 40 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,580 You two get up here and get to work. Wait a minute. What are you going to do? 41 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:49,700 Yeah, what are you going to do? 42 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,640 Nothing. What about it? Oh, I just fill it in. 43 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,780 Get out of here. 44 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,500 Now we got a system. We'll have this place spick and span and nothing flat. 45 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,020 There's another one. 46 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,340 Now you guys are really working. Shut up and get busy. Trim that hedge. 47 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,160 Well, I guess that's it. 48 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,820 Wait a minute. Watch that. 49 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,910 Hey, you nitwit, we're in a hurry. Use the big clippers. 50 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:30,810 I'll see that Inspector McCormick gets the message. Thank you. 51 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,470 If there's any more paper in this yard, I'll eat it. 52 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:44,980 Here comes your lunch. 53 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,420 Hey, Shem. Hey, Larry. 54 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,700 Come here. 55 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:54,980 Look at this. 56 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,780 Three operatives report to Glen Heather Castle at once. 60 miles northwest of 57 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,140 Glasgow. Must be scotch. 58 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,619 Instructions on arrival. 59 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,980 Oh, boy, an assignment. Yeah, but must be scotch. 60 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,180 Hultman, Hultman. 61 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,740 Through these veins flows some of the finest scotch in the world. I told you 62 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:11,720 we'd get promoted if we did a good job. Look at the place. Clean as a whistle. 63 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 So let's blow. 64 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,780 Not bad. Not good. 65 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,019 Get the bag. 66 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,060 Get the bag. 67 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:23,520 Get the... Hey, fellas, wait for me! Wait for me! 68 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,900 Look at the size of this shack. 69 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:54,740 What's the matter with you? This is a castle, you nitwit. 70 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,460 Say, they say there's a lot of ghosts in castles. 71 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,960 That's a lot of baloney. There's nothing in here to be scared of. 72 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,060 The Earl will see you new. 73 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,720 This way, please. 74 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,980 Hey, Moe, is my slip showing? 75 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,120 No, go on, go on, go on. 76 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:33,890 Nice to know you, laddies. 77 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:36,730 A charming bit of thistledown, if I say so myself. 78 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,510 Aye. And what might your name be, lass? 79 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:42,710 Perhaps you've heard it. It is Lorna Doon. 80 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,830 Hi, Lorna. How you doing? 81 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,080 You must be a bit weary after your long journey. 82 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,340 Aye. Aye. Aye, aye, aye. 83 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,240 Would you like a wee, Snifter? 84 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,100 Put, man. That we would. That we would. Yowza, that's what a man said. He said, 85 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,680 yowza. Say, what part of Scotland are you from? 86 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:05,180 He's from southern Scotland, below the McMason -McDixon line. Mickey, yowza, 87 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,180 that's what a man said. 88 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,380 McPherson, the Scots broth? 89 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:09,960 Yes, my lord. 90 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,279 The very best. 91 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,280 Good health to you. 92 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,780 When he said snifter, he wasn't kidding. 93 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,479 Have another? 94 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,740 No, thanks. I got to drive. 95 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,380 McPherson, lock it up again. 96 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,200 That's 150 years old. 97 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:41,100 With a little luck, it should get to be 250. 98 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,700 McPherson, fetch me the rest of my correspondence. 99 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,160 Yes, my lord. 100 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,240 Aye. 101 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,060 And now, lads, I tell you what I said for you. 102 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,980 I want you to guard me valuables tonight, for I'm off to a gathering of 103 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:57,000 clans. Oh, a clan bake, eh? 104 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,980 You've got nothing to worry about, Earl. Say, Earl, there's no ghosts here, is 105 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:04,400 there? No, it is only a rumour. 106 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:05,960 Out of foolishness. 107 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,020 The taxi is waiting, your lordship. One moment, I have some instructions for 108 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:14,320 these lads. Beg pardon, sir, but it stops a minute for waiting time. 109 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:35,010 You'll find this very comfortable when the cold, clammy wind howls over the 110 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:36,610 moors like a lost soul. 111 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:38,810 Good night. 112 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:39,990 Good night. 113 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,590 Pleasant dreams. 114 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:48,510 Oh, if you want anything, just wail, hmm? 115 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,030 Like a lost soul. 116 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,880 Say, fellas, I ain't tired anymore. Maybe one of you guys ought to turn in. 117 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,920 on, get in the bed. 118 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,380 You grab some shut -eye while Shep and I go downstairs and look around. 119 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:03,659 Come on. 120 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,660 Wait a minute, Mo. 121 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,360 I feel kind of edgy myself. 122 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,240 I ought to take something from my nerves. 123 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,080 Like what? A trip home. 124 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,620 Come on, get going. 125 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,480 But wait a minute, I am nervous. 126 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,500 Well, if you're so nervous, grab that gun. 127 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:17,380 Hurry up. 128 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:22,220 I didn't mean it, Mo. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Are you all right? 129 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,400 Yeah. 130 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,060 Next time, be more careful. 131 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,799 Gosh, I hope nothing happens. 132 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,419 What kind of talk is that? 133 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,640 What could happen? 134 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,520 Go ahead, tell me. What could happen? 135 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 Nothing, I guess. 136 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,419 Well, then go ahead. Go ahead. 137 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:17,860 i'd like to see anybody get something out of here there's not a chance with us 138 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:18,860 around 139 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,120 Hey, fellas, cut out the racket, will you please? 140 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:07,300 Nice -looking 141 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,300 shaving mug. 142 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,060 What do you think it's worth? 143 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,540 My uncle had a thing like that once. 144 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,060 Poor old Uncle Titus. He's gone now. 145 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,700 Hard -headed old rascal. 146 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,720 I'll never forget the first time. Hello, Uncle. 147 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,020 What hit me? What happened? 148 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,220 Was I dreaming? 149 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,240 Oh, a lump. 150 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,640 What a dream. 151 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,600 Uh -oh, wrong door. 152 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,770 Sorry, there's something going on downstairs. I'm glad I'm up here where 153 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:04,770 safe. 154 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,790 This little marble will come in handy. 155 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:24,290 Hello. 156 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,030 Oh, hello. 157 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:29,430 I thought you might be a wee bit lonesome. 158 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:30,710 So I brought some cookies. 159 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:31,749 You like cookies? 160 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,750 Oh, that I do. 161 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:33,910 Especially blonde ones. 162 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:36,470 How about you and me make it with the conversation? 163 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,530 Aye. Oh, me too. 164 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:39,709 You too? 165 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,710 Aye. 166 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:51,970 I don't want to take care of any visitors. 167 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,310 Move over. 168 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,930 Look what you did to the cupboard. 169 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,620 How can I blank us, will you? You want me to catch cold? 170 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,540 Say, you ought to see your dentist. 171 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,540 Why don't you get to sleep? 172 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,650 Didn't he akin the healing fling? 173 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:45,210 Aye. It is a rumba with kilts. 174 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,980 The guy with the big teeth took them. Oh, you're crazy. He's right. 175 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,820 Somebody stole our bed. 176 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,010 Boy, you're a wonderful dancer. 177 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:47,510 Operator, get me the police and get... Hurry 178 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:54,690 up, 179 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:55,710 open that door. 180 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,880 Get away from that door or I'll shoot. 181 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,140 Get away! 182 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:25,919 It's him again. 183 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,920 Come here. 184 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,580 I'm sorry, Mole. We didn't mean it. You doughheads. 185 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800 You look better. 186 00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:47,350 that's what you've been doing, Lorna. 187 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,850 Officer Tetherway! 188 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,830 Lads, I'm a grateful man, and it is only fitting that I reward you. 189 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,810 Oh, that ain't nothing. Now I will! 190 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,190 Come on! 191 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:03,930 The scotch broth, lads, and this time we'll really drink it, for you prove 192 00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:06,310 are no ghosts in Glen Heather Castle. 13130