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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,540 Hey, give me a hand, fellas, will you? Come over here and hold still. 2 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:53,820 Really caught. 3 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,900 Looten it up. 4 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,240 I can't get it off. 5 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:00,540 How'd you get in that thing? 6 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:04,660 I was always popping rivets, so I had my tailor spot weld me. Spot weld, you 7 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,660 fine thing. 8 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,140 Hold that. 9 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,780 I'll have to bust you out of that hard way. Bend over there. 10 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:17,940 Now, hold still. 11 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,300 Always coming around. Out of my way, will you? 12 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Bend over there. 13 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,460 Stand where you are. Oh, I can't. Are you kidding? 14 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,480 Which one of you is Cedric the blacksmith? 15 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,880 Not me. 16 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,240 We're three troubadours on the way to the court of King Arthur. 17 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:40,000 Troubadours? Yes, singing and dancing like this. One, two, three. 18 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,660 So we... 19 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,700 If you're troubadours, why the armor? 20 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,580 Well, listen, Sarge. 21 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,640 Did you ever see a troubadour get hit in the kisser with a nice ripe tomato? 22 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,620 Look, you see a tomato coming, wham, you close the door. When the critics are 23 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,020 all through, then you open it up again. 24 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,320 The way we sing, sometimes they throw rocks. I can believe that. 25 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,120 If you see Cedric the Smith, report the news to the Black Prince and you'll be 26 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,120 well rewarded. 27 00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:11,480 He has sworn to have Cedric's head. 28 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:16,240 What does he want Cedric's head for? Ain't he got one of his own? You dope, 29 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,240 heads are better than one. 30 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,520 You idiots. 31 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,520 They're going to get my haircut down to here. 32 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:26,600 I'd hate to be in his shoes. I'd hate to be in his collar. I'd hate to be him. 33 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,240 Yeah, but what does he want Cedric's head for? 34 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,480 I'll tell you why. 35 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,720 Because I dare love the fairy lane. 36 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,440 Are you Cedric? Yes, and it's my head that the Black Prince wants. 37 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:40,610 No kidding. Are you really that way about Elaine, huh? Oh, I'm mad about 38 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:42,590 But the king has promised her to the black prince. 39 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,770 Take it easy, Cedric, old boy. Brace up. We'll help you, won't we, boys? 40 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:48,710 We can get into the palace, see? 41 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:49,990 We're troubadours, see? 42 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:51,530 So you stick with us. See? 43 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,790 See? One for all. 44 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:55,330 And every man for himself. 45 00:02:58,070 --> 00:03:01,250 And I've got to write a letter, fellas. Look at my hand. 46 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:02,970 I'll be able to write underwater. 47 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,130 So come out on your front porch. 48 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:37,970 Balcony and nuthead, ain't you got no romance? 49 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:40,650 I could have said veranda, but I said porch, and I hate nicks. 50 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,960 Take the princess to my room. Father! 51 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:24,260 Go. 52 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,680 She'll be more easily guarded there. 53 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,800 But, Your Majesty, where will you sleep? 54 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,200 Here, of course. 55 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Yes, sir. 56 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,740 Mr. Fine, how do you do? How do you do? 57 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 Quiet. 58 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,060 The signal. The coast is clear. 59 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:53,350 We can't get in the palace. They must have guards all over the place. Well, 60 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,349 let's go home. 61 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:56,050 Quiet. I got an idea. 62 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:59,970 One of us can climb that trellis. Yeah, one of us. Yeah, that's a swell idea. 63 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:05,130 One of... Wait a minute, fellas. Not me. No, I get dizzy. I get dizzy, kid. 64 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:08,350 Come on, get up there. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How do I know the baby 65 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,910 won't scream her head off when she sees me? I wouldn't blame her. We'll write 66 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:11,589 her a note. 67 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,370 Good idea. Throw some gravel up the wicker. 68 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:30,599 Out of the way. 69 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:33,840 Come 70 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:42,460 on, 71 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,480 now, get up there. Go ahead. 72 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,300 Now, why don't you walk out? 73 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,060 Look. 74 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:50,660 Raise your foot up to the next... Oh, murder. 75 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,660 Hey, hey. 76 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,520 Give him a shove. What are you letting him... 77 00:06:54,520 --> 00:07:08,320 Hey, 78 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,440 kiddo, are you awake? 79 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:14,920 Good. Listen, babe. Me and my pals are on your side. So don't you worry 80 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:17,450 pretty little head about, Cedric. The king ain't gonna push us around. 81 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:18,830 No, sir. 82 00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:23,630 Say, how come a nice kid like you has such an old sourpuss for a pappy? He 83 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:24,850 is a mean old galoot. 84 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,430 He's got a puss like a snapping turtle. 85 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:32,430 Yeah, like a snapping turtle with a bellyache. 86 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:35,810 Uh -oh. 87 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,430 The karate waits your order, sire. 88 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:39,670 Good. Send them in. 89 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:39,409 medicine, but it's a sure cure for all diseases. 90 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,590 Maybe so, but I'll take penicillin. 91 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,169 See you tomorrow. 92 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:44,169 Right now, Eddie. 93 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,390 Cedric, old boy, don't let it get you down. 94 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:50,790 No, just one and it's all over. Thanks. 95 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,490 You're brave men. 96 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:56,950 Oh, we'll be an honor to go to the block with you. Oh, what? 97 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,790 You mean they're going to give us the works, too? 98 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:00,190 Didn't you know? No. 99 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:02,390 We all died together. 100 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,770 Oh, no. I got to get myself a cheap lawyer. And I just bought two new hats. 101 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:06,519 can't die. 102 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,580 I haven't seen the Jolson story. 103 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,880 I'll get out of here. 104 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,380 Hey, 105 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,960 what are you doing? I'm thinking maybe there's a cellar down there. 106 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,280 We're in the cellar. 107 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:22,700 Your dinner. Eat hearty. It's your last chance. 108 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,000 The princess herself ordered it sent to you. 109 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:30,780 Hey, look what Elaine sent us. Ah, she thinks of me. 110 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,840 Now I can face the headsman's axe with a smile. 111 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:34,999 Not me. 112 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,720 Where's your chivalry? Well, I traded it in for gut that... Oh, the princess 113 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,220 should have used more ease than a setup. 114 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,940 You hear that? Do I hear it? It's loaded. 115 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,740 Some recipe. 116 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,920 Quiet. Get to work. 117 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,800 Oh, boy. 118 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,240 That babe sure can cook. 119 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:04,640 Shut up. 120 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,440 You'll get busy, too. Go on. 121 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,720 Here, here. 122 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,620 Hold. 123 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,380 Hey, fellas. 124 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:18,300 I'll murder you. Hold that shithole. 125 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,180 What's the matter with you? I think you loosened my teeth. 126 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520 Hold still. 127 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,200 Thanks. You did it. Here, come on. 128 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,340 What are you squawking about? Look what he did to my feather. 129 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,940 Wait, I got a nail here. You won't lose that. 130 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:51,120 My dear. 131 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,820 Still crying over that... that horseshoer? 132 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,940 I love him even if he is a smith. 133 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,040 You'll forget all about love when I marry you. 134 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,700 Never. 135 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,560 If you become my bride, I'll persuade the king to spare your blacksmith's 136 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,240 Think well your answer. 137 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,400 I'll be waiting. 138 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,350 No use. 139 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:21,770 We've been at this thing an hour and accomplished nothing. 140 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,310 Oh, yeah. Let's take a breather and start again, maybe. 141 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:30,350 Hey, there's a draft in here. No wonder the door is open. Sure. 142 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,390 Bring it on. 143 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:41,530 What? 144 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,490 I got it. 145 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,400 We'll have you out in the middle. 146 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,740 Help! Help! The guards! Shut up! 147 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,900 Pay yourselves, men. The guards are coming. 148 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,580 See what that guy wants. 149 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,470 in a stancho satchel. Once Elaine and I are wed, the king must die. 150 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,629 Yes, your highness. 151 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:56,130 You have instructed your assassins? I have. Good. 152 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:57,850 Pay them handsomely. 153 00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:02,750 In a few hours, if they strike well, I shall be king and you will be the 154 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:03,750 man in all England. 155 00:13:37,869 --> 00:13:38,869 Come on in here. 156 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:43,870 Looks like dirty work. 157 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,109 Poor Larry. 158 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,830 He got two of them before they got him. Maybe they give him the big haircut 159 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:48,830 already, you know. 160 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,710 If we could only bring him back, I'd never hit him again. 161 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 No kidding? 162 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,980 Shut up and listen. You know that Black Prince character, the guy that tried to 163 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,060 kill our pal Cedric? Yes. 164 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,260 Well, he's going to kill the king. 165 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:04,420 No. Yes, but we'll spoil his little racket. How? I don't know. 166 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:07,060 But we... I got a plan. Quick. 167 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,820 Get into these steel step -ins. 168 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,000 We're going to make that Black Prince feel mighty blue. 169 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,840 I have done as you ordered, your highness. 170 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,280 When the guards hear the fanfare of the trumpets, Cedric's head will fall. 171 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,640 Good. 172 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,560 How do you like that? 173 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,719 I don't. 174 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,720 Cedric won't either. 175 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,480 Chicken. 176 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,920 The king commands your presence. 177 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,240 We ain't got any presence. The stores are all closed. 178 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,459 Your majesty. 179 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,840 Your name, sirs? 180 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,230 Three restless nights. 181 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,470 Our days ain't too hot either. 182 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:10,570 This is my daughter, the Fairy Lane. 183 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:12,470 Pleasure. Indeed. 184 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:14,370 Say, she's a good -looking kid. 185 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,610 Must take after her mother. 186 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,050 On her father's side. 187 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,650 Thank you. 188 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,010 Excuse me? 189 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:21,710 Your Majesty. 190 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:25,970 It's us. 191 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,810 Listen, Your Highness. That Black Prince character is fixing to kill your father 192 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:30,810 and make himself king. 193 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,470 Yeah, I heard him plucked its head and gets it in the neck when the trumpets 194 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,650 blow. What's the matter? 195 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,240 The trumpets will blow when the king announces the wedding. 196 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:41,400 The black prince pulled the fast one, the rat. There's only one thing to do. 197 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,740 that those trumpets don't blow. 198 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:52,120 Knights and ladies, I have glad news for you. 199 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,020 Elaine is to be wed. 200 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,020 Quick. 201 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,860 Let the trumpets sound. 202 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600 Blow those trumpets. 203 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240 Blow! 204 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,060 Nice one. 205 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,220 Now, all we have to do is get Cedric out. Can you keep them occupied while I 206 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:21,839 slip away? 207 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,060 Why, sure. We're troubadours, ain't we? 208 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,080 Make all the noise you can. It's a cinch. 209 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800 What'll we do? 210 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,640 Dance, you dunce. What'll we use for music? Turn on the radio. 211 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,620 Are you kidding? This is ancient times. This is an ancient radio. 212 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:39,330 Are you short of money? Are you still wearing last year's rusty old armor? 213 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,750 see the scowling Scotsman today. 214 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,910 Your Majesty, wouldst like to see a right smart dance? 215 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,310 Wouldst? 216 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:26,180 What's the matter with you? 217 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,839 Hold that. 218 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,720 Hey, wait a minute. You can't do that to him. You can't. Drive! 219 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,780 Seize him! 220 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880 Run them through, Your Majesty. 221 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,220 Wait. Father, father. 222 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,360 These men are your loyal subjects. 223 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,340 They are your enemies. I can prove it. 224 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:43,860 Take them to the dungeon. 225 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,280 Cedric. Oh, my darling. 226 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,860 My daughter marry a smith? Take it easy, King. 227 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,080 Millions of women marry smiths every year. 228 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,180 We'll have a wedding after all. 229 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,580 Sound the trumpets. 230 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,200 Fruit salad, what do you know? 16071