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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,540 Attention all cars in District 15. 2 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,720 Go to 6th and Main Streets. Armored car held up. 3 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,300 Surround area and search for three men who made their getaway on foot. 4 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,000 Use caution. They are heavily armed. 5 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:18,710 garbage. Come on, get out of here. 6 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:29,070 Here we are, Captain. 7 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,350 Okay. 8 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:32,690 Hey, what's that on the stool? 9 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:34,150 Must be a stool pigeon. 10 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:38,550 I know you pulled that car robbery. 11 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:40,290 Hey, you, sit down on that chair. 12 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,250 The hot seat. They can't fry me for nothing. 13 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:46,150 Hey, brave kid, it'll be over in a minute. And we'll see that you get a 14 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:47,310 send -off. Shut up. 15 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:49,010 That's a lie detector. 16 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:50,910 Oh, not that. Oh, no, there's one there. 17 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:52,930 Here, 18 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:54,150 hold that. 19 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:58,070 If you tell the truth, that pen will travel in a straight line. But if you 20 00:01:58,070 --> 00:02:00,090 a lie, we'll know it. 21 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,550 Have you ever been to jail before? 22 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,210 Why, of course not. 23 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:06,030 That's a lie. 24 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,450 Just as I thought. 25 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:09,190 Have you any visible means of support? 26 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:11,690 Sure. I got suspenders. 27 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:13,110 So you have. 28 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:16,570 I mean, have you guys got a job? 29 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:21,050 Why, certainly, Captain. We work at the Eli Cafe on Main Street. Check on that, 30 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:22,130 Jackson. Yes, sir. 31 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,610 Hold that. 32 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:30,290 Now then, I got a couple of questions I want to ask you. 33 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,350 Me? Yes, and so have I. 34 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:36,150 Did you or did you not take that quarter out of my shoe last night? On my honor, 35 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,230 Moe, I didn't do it. 36 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,760 Oh, a chisel. 37 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,040 That's enough. 38 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,240 Break it up. 39 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,560 Now then, what were you doing at 11 o 'clock last night? 40 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:49,820 I don't know. 41 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,860 What were you doing at 11 o 'clock? 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,240 I was at a lunch meeting. 43 00:02:55,300 --> 00:03:01,720 The last question seems to have broken the machine, Captain. 44 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,519 What's that? 45 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,040 We didn't do it, Captain. You're wasting our time. 46 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:11,510 Come out here. 47 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:16,550 Gee, it was swell of you to tell the cops we worked here, Miss Harmon. Yeah, 48 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,390 it wasn't for you, we'd be set up for life. You sure got us out of a jam. 49 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:20,610 Oh, that's all right, boys. 50 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,330 I'm sort of in a jam myself. 51 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:23,850 Yeah? What's the trouble? 52 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,850 Oh, trying to make a go of this restaurant. 53 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:30,150 I can't afford any help. And most of my customers sign their checks instead of 54 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,290 paying. You mean they sign all these? 55 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:33,149 Mm -hmm. 56 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,270 Why, they're dirty chisels. Who are they? 57 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,130 Larry Fine, Larry Fine, Larry... 58 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,080 You nitwit. You got a lot of crust you have. 59 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,340 I wonder whose this is. 60 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:47,900 Shemp Howard, Shemp Howard, Shemp... What's the matter with you? 61 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,260 I'm coming right back. 62 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,660 Hey, this guy must have had a tapeworm. 63 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,620 Moe Howard, Moe Howard, Moe... What are you guys looking at? Get out of here. 64 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,960 Miss Harmon, you got yourself three new helpers. Yeah, and for free, too. Oh, 65 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,840 boys, I couldn't let you do anything like that. Oh, forget it. Spread out. 66 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,260 go into the kitchen. You get behind that counter. Oh, really, you should. That's 67 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:12,100 all right, Miss Harmon. They're going to go to work and like it. And if it's 68 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,180 absolutely necessary, I'll go to work, too. 69 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,760 We're out of almost everything. 70 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:18,940 Then you run along to the market and stock up. 71 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,920 We're in business. 72 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 Well, it'll be, sir. 73 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,060 I'll take the short ribs. 74 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:32,130 I think we got some delicious chicken soup. 75 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,510 Just short ribs. 76 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:39,110 I know, but you haven't tried our chicken soup. I know, because I have... 77 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,850 ribs. Short ribs. 78 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:43,450 Chicken soup's coming up. 79 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,510 Why ain't chicken soup coming up? 80 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:40,530 I'm sorry, sir. 81 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,310 Why, Captain Mullins, how are you? 82 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,570 Funny thing, I was just thinking about you. 83 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:47,710 Yeah, I'm thinking about you right now. 84 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,250 And it could be murder. 85 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:52,030 Now, don't get excited, Cap. Here, sit right down and have something on the 86 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,990 house. Yeah, yeah, have something on the house. Right back here. 87 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,210 Sit down. 88 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:56,450 Out of the draft. 89 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,390 Now, how about some nice vittles? 90 00:06:58,650 --> 00:06:59,650 Chicken soup? 91 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:00,790 Cereals? Yeah, Captain. 92 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:01,930 Nice cup of hot java. 93 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:03,230 What's on your mind? 94 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:05,510 You ever see that guy before? 95 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,810 Hey, that's one of the guys who was in on the car robbery. 96 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,390 Yeah, I'd know him anywhere. 97 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,710 I had a hunch it was a lefty woman's job. 98 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,270 Thanks for the tip, boys. Oh, anything to accommodate the police department. 99 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:19,170 Hey, Cap, don't let your coffee get cold. I'll get you a piece of pie. 100 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,110 This is on the house. Thanks. 101 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:33,550 Oh, you like it, eh? 102 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:35,410 That tastes like paint. 103 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,830 Paint? 104 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,210 What are you talking about? 105 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,580 It is paint. 106 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,980 That's the coffee. 107 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,720 This is better. 108 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,620 Oh, boy, 12 o 'clock. 109 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,400 See you later, fellas. Wait a minute. Where do you think you're going? 110 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,500 Oh, to lunch. A wise guy, huh? 111 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,740 Listen, if the customers can stand to eat, you're cooking, so can you. Sit 112 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:13,580 Yeah, what is it? A letter from the lawyer who was handling my father's 113 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,680 Someone wants to buy our old homestead in the country for $1 ,000. 114 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:21,700 Did you say $1 ,000? Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. Now I can pay all my bills. 115 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,420 I'd better call Mr. Scott right away. 116 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,840 Can't be much of a joint for $1 ,000. 117 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,600 Must be a rat trap. Yeah, that's what I think. Hey, 118 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,580 maybe she's being gypped. 119 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:34,020 Yeah, why don't we go out there and look the joint over before we let her sell 120 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,700 it? I think you've got something there. No, you're showing intelligence. 121 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,760 Am I? 122 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:39,830 Let's go on. 123 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,870 Oh, boy. 124 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:45,010 Fresh clams. 125 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,410 Boy, clam chowder. 126 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,950 Oh, a cracker swagger, huh? 127 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:09,350 What's the matter with you? 128 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:11,450 Get your teeth out. 129 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,569 You too. 130 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:21,570 What's the matter with you? 131 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,110 Slight of fantasy. 132 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:39,750 Spread out. Go on. Get out of here. 133 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,050 I'm going to murder you. 134 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,690 Hey, how far can you guys reach? 135 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,780 The clam just bit me. You're crazy. A clam can't bite. That one did right 136 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,260 I can't see any clam. 137 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,860 He's got me. He's got me. 138 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,640 He's got me. He's got me. 139 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,140 Let go. 140 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:36,820 Hold steady. 141 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,040 I'll get it. 142 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,140 Hold still, will you? 143 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,000 Is it all right? 144 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,180 Oh, you're all right, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. 145 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:48,880 We 146 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:58,380 make 147 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,680 a clean getaway and these mugs put their finger on us. 148 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,780 What are we going to do, Lefty? 149 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,340 What do we usually do with guys that know too much? 150 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,180 Yeah, but how are we going to find them? 151 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,280 You don't expect them to walk right into our hands, do you? 152 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Well, here we are. 153 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,660 Don't look like much. No. Have you got a key? 154 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,900 Yes, here it is. 155 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,380 Okay. 156 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:24,380 It won't open. It must be bolted from the inside. 157 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:25,780 Oh, that can't be. 158 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:26,980 Well, it is. 159 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,680 Spread out, you guys. Find something to pry this door open with. 160 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:32,940 It's them. 161 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,080 Let them have it. 162 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,140 I don't see nothing. 163 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:42,100 Oh, a hunk of pipe. 164 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,260 This ought to do it. 165 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,460 Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe! What do you want? 166 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,460 Moe! 167 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,100 What is it? I had a piece of pipe in my hand and it disappeared right out of my 168 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,380 hands. Maybe it's still in your hand. No! 169 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 Get away. 170 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,520 You had a hallucination. 171 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,100 No, I had a hook of pipe. 172 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,320 You're all right. Come on. 173 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,040 Hey, Shem, what's the matter? I wonder where Gladys went. 174 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,700 Where could she go? I don't know. 175 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,200 Gladys! 176 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,360 Gladys! Hey, fellas, you think this will open it? 177 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:31,860 Swear, where'd you get it? In the house. Oh, in the house. Yeah, can you use it? 178 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,779 And how? 179 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:34,000 Come on, get going. 180 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,760 They're all in, Lefty. Shall I bump them off? 181 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,640 I think that's a job for Angel. 182 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,600 Strangers in the house. 183 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,660 He'll do a nice quiet job. 184 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,660 We should have stayed outside. 185 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:35,140 What's the matter with you? You're getting on my nerves. What's that? 186 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,040 That's a statue. 187 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,740 Oh, it must be Washington. He slept everywhere. 188 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:45,420 Gladys! Where can she be? Oh, Gladys! 189 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,200 Gladys! Gladys! 190 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,380 I can't... What's the matter with you? 191 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,720 Washington is gone. 192 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,040 So are you. Go ahead. 193 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:58,500 This joint gives me the creeps. Well, start creeping. We've got to find 194 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,900 This looks like a good place for a murder. 195 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,180 Quiet. 196 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,640 I'm glad you guys are behind me. 197 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,740 Hey, quit shoving me, will you? 198 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,260 What are you grunting about? I'm doing the looking. 199 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,100 I can't see a thing. It's so dark in there, I... 200 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,460 Is that you in there? No, I ain't in here. 201 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,240 Hey, Mo, is that you? 202 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,560 Why, certainly. 203 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,160 Who are you expecting, Santa Claus? 204 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,640 Good add. 205 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:51,820 Pardon me. 206 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,180 Don't get excited. I'll let you in in a minute. 207 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,480 Boy, am I glad you came. 208 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,000 Did you see that big guy outside? 209 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,120 Honest, mister, I didn't mean nothing. 210 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,700 It looked like Shemp. 211 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,820 My God, you're right. It was Shemp. I'll get him. 212 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,660 Look on my shoulder. I want to get Shemp. 14661