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Furthermore, it can't leak, because he uses no liquid. Dry air, listen.

Dry it, and I'm sure you'll buy it. Oh, air, huh?

Yeah.

Yes, ma 'am?

I'll take this one. Will you test it for me, please?

Fifteen cents, please.

It's the old time to give it the old one, too.

The catch.

Out there. No matter what hooks on to the line, you've got to get them. Don't

let this thin line worry you. I'll get the biggest fish you can get on this.

Watch this.

Oh, man.

Ain't that lady bow -legged?

That's no lady.

That's my mother -in -law.

Come back with that bait.

Boys, boys, listen.

This is an emergency.

My wife is sick and the doctor didn't have anything to write a prescription

so he wrote it on my shirt.

We got that already made up. That's two bucks. Sure, fine.

Here you are.

Thank you. Just a minute. Just a minute. Come over here. What's the idea?

We gotta file every prescription. It's the law.

Yeah.

File this.

Oh, my wife.

So if I just came to inform you, you'll have to vacate at the end of the month

when your lease expires. Why?

Because I made a deal with the pinch penny market that three times the rent

you're paying me.

But we've been here ten years.

Oh, he's only joking, ain't you?

Then you're welcome to it. Oh, thank you.

Bless you, boys.

Poor woman.

It's tough to get old.

will become rich and famous.

It's tremendous.

It's colossal. It's putrid. Right, then what are we stalling for? Get busy.

After you, doctor.

After you, doctor.

Why, certainly, professor.

Zemdapus.

Zemdapus.

Zemdapus. Zemdapus.

Zemdapus.

Mishigas. Mishigas.

You crazy? Mishigas.

Isn't that wonderful?

Now all we have to do is get somebody to try it.

Who's going to try it?

Wait a minute, fellas. Not me.

Okay. Okay.

Something's wrong. We'll have to try it again.

Oh, oh, oh, help me. Help me, Larry.

We got you.

All right? Yeah, I'm fine.

Ingan's omen.

And a can of penicillin.

Oh, boy, this time I'm sure we got it. Right -o.

Then remove the pestle and release the fountain of youth. Right.

It's stuck.

Step aside, Nitwit.

Hold the mortar.

We're ready to try it.

I refuse to be the guinea pig again.

Okay, kid, okay.

All you have to do is smell it.

knows when.

I feel giddy.

I actually feel young.

You said it.

Spread out.

Come right over here and look.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it.

Do you mind if I cut in? No.

Hey, you're not a bad dancer.

Not in Missouri.

Little Waltie.

Where are those tallywags? What's all the racket, Amy? Why, I... Serena!

What? Serena, you're young and beautiful.

How did you do it? We discovered the Fountain of Youth.

We can make old people young.

Make me young. Make me young. I'll give you this store for nothing.

I've got a deed right here in my pocket. I'll sign it right over to you. That's

fair enough. Get busy, boys.

Thanks.

Sit right down, Mr. Flint. Right there. Take off your hat.

Lean back now.

Okay. Open your mouth.

Spice. Oy, spice.

Gouger. Onion.

Onion.

Cackle fruit. Cackle fruit. Cackle fruit.

Chaser. Chaser.

Chaser.

I want some bubble gum. Yes, sir.

There we are.

That'll be five cents.

A skyrocket. No, no, no. It's a cake I baked to celebrate my rebirth.

How do you like it? Oh, that's terrific.

Let's have a slice.

Oh, no. It has to be decorated with marshmallows. I'll get the marshmallows.

Marshmallows. Oh, marshmallows.

Here's one that's open.

Oh,

heaven's my roast.

Don't worry. We'll drape the cake.

Taste? No, thanks. Take it. Get out of here.

Here's the marshmallows. All right.

Has marshmallows got pits?

No, they're empty like your skull.

Drape that cake. I'll bring the dishes.

All right.

Pretty good.

Marshmallows are a little stale. We got them in fresh yesterday.

Could be.

This reminds me of Phileas Sowell. And he'll.

What do you call this cake?

Marshmallow Jumbo.

Tastes more like Marshmallow Gumbo.