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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,300 Now, you see, Miss Dinkelmeyer, that's the way it should be sung. Shall we try 2 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:53,799 it again? 3 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,500 I'll try anything for you, Professor. 4 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,200 Oh, that's fine, fine. 5 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,020 If you please, Doctor. 6 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:03,860 Doctor. 7 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,180 Hey. 8 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:39,250 You are too portissimo, too allegro, too quantro. Oh, is that bad? 9 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:42,830 It ain't good. You're supposed to be singing about the voices of spring, not 10 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:43,830 eruption of a volcano. 11 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:48,730 Give with the throat, not with the bellows. Oh, Professor, you want it more 12 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:49,730 a bird. 13 00:01:49,990 --> 00:01:50,749 That's it. 14 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,270 That's it. Give me the bird. 15 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,600 That's enough. That's enough. We've done enough for today. 16 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,900 You might hurt your voice. You know, bend it, crack it, or break it or 17 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,500 something. Oh, Professor, you're so considerate. 18 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,840 I'm just crazy about you. 19 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,780 Don't forget, we've got another lesson Tuesday. 20 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:01,520 Gargle with old razor blades. All right, Professor. I know you wouldn't want 21 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,940 anything to happen to my throat. 22 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:08,060 Except to have somebody cut it. How would you like to be married to a dame 23 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,680 that? Don't even say that. 24 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I order. 25 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,260 You ought to what? I ought to be a little more careful. 26 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,860 Well, shut up and listen. Do you remember your Uncle Caleb? Do I? Why, 27 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:19,840 tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider. 28 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:23,280 But, Champ, he's... He's a louse and a weasel. Yeah, well, he just died and 29 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,960 you 500 ,000 bucks. Just like that old skinflint. 30 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,520 500 ,000 bucks! 31 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:31,120 Poor old Uncle Caleb. 32 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,600 Like I was saying, he was a swell guy. 33 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,780 Give me the shirt off his back and throw in the buttons, too. 34 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,040 But there's one little catch. 35 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,110 You get the dough provided you're married. 36 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:42,450 So... Married? No. 37 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:43,770 No, fellas. 38 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:44,850 I'm gonna faint. 39 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:48,370 Or... Or what? 40 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:52,510 If you get married within 48 hours of the reading of the will. What time was 41 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:54,110 that? Six o 'clock the night before last. 42 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,490 You just got seven hours to get yourself a bride. It can't be done. No woman is 43 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:58,489 interested in me. 44 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,490 Maybe not, pal. 45 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,890 But if you look real hard, you might find one that's interested in a half a 46 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:03,679 million bucks. 47 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,540 Maybe you got something there. You're darn right he has. 48 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:06,559 Do you know any girls? 49 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,820 I got a lot of numbers, but I haven't had much luck with them lately. 50 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,420 Well, you can't get killed for trying. Where's the phone? There's a booth down 51 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,420 the hall. Well, what are we waiting for? 52 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,040 Down the hall. 53 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,040 Here, 54 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,640 here's six nickels. That makes 17. You ought to hit the jackpot with one of 55 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,640 them. Go ahead. 56 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:35,110 Susquehanna 2222. 57 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:41,810 Say, he's been in there over an hour. What are you getting nervous about? When 58 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:44,970 Shem pours on the charm, no dame can resist him. I hope you're right. 59 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,170 Hello? Is this Ginger Gray? 60 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,730 It is? Well, this is your little snookums. 61 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,950 I'm about to do you a big favor. 62 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:53,890 Will you marry me? 63 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,690 Oh. Oh. 64 00:04:56,890 --> 00:04:57,890 Oh. 65 00:04:58,470 --> 00:04:59,870 Hey, any luck? 66 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,150 I've got one phone number and one nickel left. 67 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,650 Well, start using it. 68 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:09,910 You clumsy ox, you. Where'd that go? It went down here someplace. 69 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:11,370 Let's find it. 70 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:21,070 Take this receiver. I got it. I got 71 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,070 it. 72 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:25,090 All right, just take it. Wait a minute. All right. 73 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:28,230 Get this out of my hair here. 74 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,329 All right. 75 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,690 Easy, easy, easy. Get off your foot. 76 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,080 Look at what I got here. 77 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,160 What was that? One of those. Yeah. And wait a minute. It leads around under my 78 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,040 arm. Getting up here around the neck. 79 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,880 Get your hand over here. 80 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:45,420 Oh, all right. All right. All right. All right. 81 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:47,340 Now, wait a minute. 82 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,740 Can you dial from there? No. Can you? Yeah. 83 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,060 This one. 84 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:03,939 How's that? 85 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:08,220 Well, it don't feel as good as when I did this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 86 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,780 Take it easy. Now, look. 87 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,680 We ain't getting no place fast. 88 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:18,960 Let's get this thing right the right way. All right, wait a minute. All 89 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,340 Can't stand it anymore. It started with the book, didn't it? 90 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,320 Moe, where's your hat? 91 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,450 But you are kind of cute at that. 92 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,930 Oh, it's not me. It's him. 93 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:02,430 You've got to get out of this. All right. There isn't much time left. You 94 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,690 that, don't you? All right. 95 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,930 That's what I want to know. 96 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:13,210 Wait a minute. 97 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 Did you get a load of that? 98 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,010 What is this? I wonder who she is. 99 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,440 We'll soon find out. 100 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:23,680 Oh, boy. Yes. 101 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,340 Who's the new dame? A Miss Hopkins. 102 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,820 Miss Hopkins? Did you hear that, kid? 103 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,960 And good -looking, too. Go get her, Shep. 104 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,640 Oh, wait a minute. 105 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,960 You can't propose to a girl looking like that. 106 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,560 We've got to give you the works. Come on. 107 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:46,580 Stand still, will you? We've got to get going. It's three o 'clock now. 108 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,860 Yeah? And if you don't marry the girl by six o 'clock, we're out of the money. 109 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:54,510 I said stand still. 110 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:58,770 Oh, oh, Moe, Moe, I'm blind. 111 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:01,910 You point my eye out. Get a towel, Moe. Get a towel. 112 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:04,790 Hey, 113 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:06,409 where are the towels? 114 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:07,410 In the bottom drawer. 115 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:12,030 I got it. 116 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,170 You sure look funny with a bust of brown collar. 117 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,430 Hold that. 118 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:30,490 Say, I forgot to tell you. When the afternoon papers come out, you're going 119 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,490 be famous. How come? 120 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:35,289 I gave the story to the reporters. Yes, sir. Shemp power to inherit a half a 121 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:36,249 million bucks. 122 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,250 Let's get going, kid. 123 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:46,450 I'm telling you to hold still now. I'm warning you. Oh, excuse me. 124 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:00,170 Almost had seven years of hard luck. 125 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:09,370 How do you like that? 126 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,690 I said stand still. 127 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,490 Hey, 128 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:22,410 I cut off my head. I cut off my head. Mo, my head is off. Mo, my head is off. 129 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,330 My head is off. 130 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,170 Oh, there I am. 131 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,880 And that's... Pretty as a picture. Yeah, but Nate. 132 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,180 Get going. This means half a million dollars. 133 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:34,460 I know what it means. 134 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,800 Here you are. 135 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:40,860 Boy, am I tired. 136 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,140 Where will I throw this water? 137 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:49,540 You look good. You look great, kid. You're a cinch. Go to it. 138 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:09,790 Oh, hello. 139 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:17,750 Come in, Cousin Basil. Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 140 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,650 I've just been dying to meet you. 141 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,110 You're even cuter than that lady said you were. 142 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,530 Oh, boy, success. 143 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,530 Yeah, listen to those kisses. 144 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,920 must be exhausted after your long trip. Sit down. 145 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:45,580 Let me look at you, Cousin Basil. Now, don't you go away. 146 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,920 Hello? Yes, this is Miss Hopkins. 147 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,220 Your Cousin Basil? 148 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:56,140 Well, then who is... I was just... How dare you pretend to be my Cousin Basil? 149 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,640 I'll teach you a thing or two. You wolf! 150 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,840 Don't you dare strike me! 151 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,000 Taking advantage of a poor... 152 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,480 Boy, his kisses are getting louder. 153 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,760 You, you, you horrible person, you. 154 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,640 What happened, kid? Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil? 155 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,520 Professor, are you all right? 156 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,800 Oh, I'm fine. 157 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,020 All I wanted to do was propose, but... Propose? 158 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,700 Oh, Professor, this is so sudden. 159 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,160 You mean you'll really marry him? 160 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,930 him a half a million bucks. We only got two hours left. Come on, get going. 161 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:46,690 Come right 162 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:49,570 in, folks. 163 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:51,850 Say, 164 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:55,370 here's the license. My pal wants to get married in a rush. Oh, splendid. 165 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:57,490 Oh, excuse me. 166 00:11:58,590 --> 00:11:59,590 Hello? 167 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,630 Who? Mr. Howard. 168 00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:02,850 Yes, he's here. 169 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,810 500 grand and the papers. Come on, pal. We got to make this fast. 170 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:20,090 Have you got the ring? 171 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:21,510 Why, certainly. 172 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,150 Certainly I got it. Oh. 173 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,550 It went in the piano. 174 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,310 Get it. 175 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,310 You see anything? 176 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,350 Yeah, wires. 177 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:34,030 Listen, you. What? 178 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,070 You know, I think the piano's out of tune. 179 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,470 Come on. 180 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:38,950 I think I see him. 181 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:50,630 Impossible. Never mind your face and get that ring. It's a quarter of six. 182 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,750 Oh, I'm awful sorry. 183 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,090 So am I. 184 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:02,950 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Quit flying around in there and get that ring. 185 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,130 Get me out of here. Get me out of here. 186 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,470 stuff off. Oh, oh, oh. 187 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,970 You get in the messes every time. Here, give me a round. 188 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,070 I'm a few minutes left and no ring, no nothing. 189 00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:37,410 Wait a minute, fellas. 190 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,810 Here's the ring. 191 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,840 You tied me down. 192 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,100 It's bigger. 13429