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Well, Doc, how about it?

This man has a very bad leg.

You're telling me.

The vein in his right leg is greatly enlarged.

See here.

Midway between the kneecap and the ankle joint, there's an area of great

congestion. This vein is the cause of all your trouble.

I've never seen a vein like it in my life.

It's enormous.

Well, what's the answer, Doc? I ain't gonna lose my leg, am I, Doc? I've had

ever since I was a little kid.

Oh, of course not.

Just go out west.

A couple of months and you'll be just as good as new.

Oh, thanks, Doc.

The leg is as good as new. It feels great.

It's all right. It's all right.

Boy, that sawbones had the right dope. My leg feels swell.

Good.

What's the matter with that stuff?

Give me some with a jolt in it.

I'm tough.

Look, we're out west now, so we gotta be tough. Don't worry about us. We'll be

tough. We know what to do.

Okay, boys, get west.

Shoot you for the drink. Right.

Shoot you for the drink bro you throw hold it

Okay

Here's

your change

What are you trying to... Easy, easy.

Move this silk.

Shoot you for the drinks.

Those Jaspers down there, who are they?

I don't know, boss.

Mel, come here.

Go find out who those men are.

Doc Barker, I won't do it.

You won't do what?

You're forgetting, gal, who I got...

you the coyote pad.

Well, lady, it's my vein.

Your vein?

Biggest vein you ever saw.

Quit. I always knew there was gold around these parts.

Where is this vein?

Oh, I know.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

It's right there. Ain't it a whopper? It certainly is.

You see? It's just halfway between.

It's all very interesting, but I must go now. I want to tell you some more about

my vein.

You can tell me.

I'm Doc Parker.

Well, pleased to meet you, Doc. This is right up your alley.

Did you ever see a vein like this in all your life?

I should say not.

You know something?

I can do things with a vein like that.

You mean operate?

That's right, partner. We're really going to work on it. No small -time

either. No? If it's near the service, we'll use 20 men with pick and shovel.

Well, that might be a... Listen, Doc. And if the vein is any deeper, we'll use

dynamite. Oh, no, not on my vein.

There are tin horns around here who say Doc Parker ain't a big operator.

Well, they won't have a leg left to stand on. Neither will I.

Oh, Mr.

Uricard, you kill me.

All right.

Thanks anyway, Doc.

But we'll handle Levine ourselves.

Yeah. Come on, let's go.

I saw it. It's worth millions.

The big operator, he ain't kidding.

I've got to talk to you. Follow me.

Nell, honey, you shouldn't have come down here.

Johnny, these men are going to help you.

Are we? Are we? Are we?

Yes. Doc Parker's a crook. He murdered my father and stole the Red Dog's saloon

from me.

And unless I marry him, he says he's going to kill the Arizona kid.

Don't you marry that sidewinder, honey.

It don't matter none what happens. to me. That's the old western spirit, kid.

Besides, you said these gents were going to help me.

Why, sure.

It don't matter none what happens to us.

What am I saying?

I have a plan. Yes?

If we can just get our hands on a key to this door.

Yes, yes.

We can let Johnny out and he can ride for help.

Yes, yes, yes.

He carries the key in his coat pocket.

We'll get it, all right.

Oh, you're angels.

Not yet, we ain't. All we gotta do is get him to take his coat off. That ought

to be easy.

Here he comes.

Oh, by the by, Jasper.

How long do you wear a shirt like that? Oh, about down to here.

What a brain. Should be on the meat counter.

Glad to have you with us, mister.

Have a little poker game over here. Care to join us?

Oh, I'm sure he won't mind at all, partner. Go to it.

Now, give me some chips.

Thanks.

Well, boys, drinks are on me.

Okay.

Where's that bartender?

Oh, he's out.

I'll fix the drinks. Don't go away.

Icky May.

What's that for your dollar?

Did you take care of the bartender? Yeah. Good work.

What do you know about mixing drinks?

Nothing. That's fine.

Get me a jigger.

Old homicide.

That ought to sweeten him up.

Tabasco.

Open for ten.

Thanks. These boots are chilling me.

I'll raise you ten.

Seltzer.

Oh, hey, that ought to make a tackle.

Hey, you put paint in there.

So I did.

What's that?

Paint remover.

All right, give me three.

I'll take the same.

Three.

I'll bet you 500.

Well, mister, quit bet your 500 bucks. Can you call?

All right, I can call. Only I ain't got 500 bucks.

Don't let that worry you. Just give me that paper of yours for security, and

I'll advance you 5 grand.

You mean this? Why, sure thing.

I'll see you, 500.

And raise you 1 ,000.

Oh, poor... Easy now.

Good.

Well, mister, I'll re -raise you a thousand.

Can you call or can't you?

I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

I'll see you and raise you another thousand.

Hang eyes straight.

Four aces.

Come to proper.

Get me the Sarsaparilla.

This drink is for Shep.

I've got to remember that.

Okay.

Why don't you look where I'm going?

What's the matter?

I don't know which glass is which.

Beginner's luck.

Come on, hurry up with those drinks.

Here's to crime. Yeah. A short life and a merry one. Yeah, a very short life.

Well, my little bride -to -be.

Fix the gala drink.

Here, Miss Nell. You take mine.

Excuse me.

Certainly, Miss Nell.

Ain't she pretty?

Well, let's get along with the game.

place. Here they are.

Okay.

Are you all right, boss?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Now,

honey.

Johnny. I'm going up and settle with that skunk, Doc Parker. No, Johnny, no,

there's only one thing to do. Go fetch the United States Cavalry. I reckon

you're right.

I'm burning the trail now.

It's the arrow's only kid. He busted out and got away. Got away? He couldn't

have. I had him locked in. I got the keys right here in my coat.

Here came May.

No, no, no. You have that wrong.

Go ahead, boys.

Get him. Get him. Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out. Get out. Get out.

Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

Put him in the Arizona kids' room. And really lock the door good this time.

Hey, Moe! Jeff!

Help!

That ought to hold him for three hours. It'll hold him longer than that, boss.

It won't have to. I'm going to shoot him at sundown.

Come on.

They're gone. Okay.

They're going to shoot me at sundown. Not if you ain't still in there, they

won't. I wonder how the Arizona kid is doing. I sure hope he makes it. Before

sundown.

Sir, there's trouble at Coyote Pass.

We need the United States Cavalry.

Sergeant, sound the assembly.

Colonel, I hope you're not too late.

Son, never in the history of motion pictures has the United States Cavalry

too late.

I'm going upstairs.

Okay. Hey.

Hold that chisel. Right.

She's a fool.

Oh. Oh.

She's not what you think she is. Hey, drums are gone.

Play

something.

I feel like singing.

No place fast.

Hold your ear.

What is that, a cross cut? What do you like that?

Come on, get busy here.

Right. Hurry up.

All right. Hold the bar.

We'll be 40 miles away by the time those yokels wake up. Yeah. We don't need any

help, fellas.

You sure bluffed them.

You sure did.

Hey, Nell's up there. Come on. Oh, yeah.

Look at them run. They're scared of us. You sure bluffed them down the cellar,

too.

What are you hissing about?

I ain't hissing.

Must be you.

Listen, you...

a light behind the bar, Colonel. The Stooges have landed and have the

well in hand.

You mean we made this nasty trip for nothing?

Sorry, Colonel.

What will Washington say about this?

All right, men. It's all over. You can go back now.

No, honey.