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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,600 Atta boy, Chopper. That's doing your stuff. Bring up your right hand. That's 2 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,419 Bring it up again. 3 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,420 Now try the left. 4 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,400 Come on, Chopper. You've got to do some training. I'm telling you. We'll wait 5 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,960 with you. You can start on the dummy. 6 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:56,040 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He means the other dummy. 7 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Oh. 8 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,120 Oh. Cop the sneaker, right? 9 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,940 Oh. 10 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,240 Piss me. 11 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,780 Wait a minute. 12 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,260 I'll take a short count. 13 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,860 The winner and still world's champion. 14 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,600 That scared a dummy. 15 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,980 I'm beginning to enjoy this workout. 16 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,860 I even feel like a few rounds of boxing. 17 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,720 That's swell, but we ain't got no sparring partner. 18 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,920 No, no, not me, fellas. I never had a glove on in my life. 19 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,410 Besides, I bruise easy. Oh, don't be a baby. It's all in fun. 20 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:53,870 I hate fun. 21 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,190 What, are you surrounding me, fellas? 22 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:59,190 No, you've got to do it. Think of the dough. I'd rather think of my health. 23 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:03,030 Here. Here, we're going to put this on your head. Thanks. We don't want the 24 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,030 chopper to hurt his head. 25 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:08,750 Don't be a coward. You'll spar a little with the chopper and exchange some love 26 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,210 taps. Taps? Yeah, taps. 27 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:12,370 Quiet. 28 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:15,090 Come on. Wait a minute. Where did everybody go? 29 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:16,310 This way. 30 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280 Get in there. 31 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,760 Come on, come on. All right, don't shove me. 32 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,460 Oh, Larry! 33 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:52,060 mocks you. Oh, now I know how a gopher feels. Get these gloves on. 34 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,400 Hey, there's Kitty. 35 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,260 Come on. This way. Come on. 36 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 Kitty. 37 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:04,180 Hiya, baby. You're just in time to see the chopper do his stuff. 38 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,500 Kitty, I want you to meet Chopper Kane, the next heavyweight champion. 39 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,740 Oh, I'm meeting a champion right now. 40 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:13,690 Why, you say the sweetest things. Oh, sugar, you're just about to see little 41 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,690 Chopper go into action. 42 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,630 Oh, I'd just love to see a good fight. Why don't you just stick around here? 43 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:19,190 I'll murder that guy for you. 44 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,410 Get the victim ready for the slaughter. 45 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,650 Wait a minute, Chopper. Remember, left hands. 46 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:24,910 Get him ready. 47 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:27,790 This won't take long. 48 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,470 Get a load of that Chopper. Lace that glove. 49 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,290 Yeah, Chopper's a bit of a wolf. 50 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:37,390 Yeah, if he moves around the ring like he moved in on Kitty, I figure we got a 51 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,230 new champion on our hands. Is it fixed? 52 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:40,530 He's fixed, all right. 53 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:44,110 What's the matter, kid? You nervous? 54 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:45,430 Just my left hand. 55 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:46,830 Ah, take it easy. 56 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:49,250 With a dame around the chapel box like a perfect gentleman. 57 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,430 Now, when I ring the bell, you come out fighting. 58 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:53,390 Any blood? 59 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:54,530 Ignore it. 60 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:55,830 Where are you going, fellas? 61 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,730 I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. My hand slipped. 62 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:44,970 Laptaps. 63 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:47,070 Laptaps. 64 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:14,340 Watch this one. 65 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,080 Just watch this one. They go chump with the left jab. 66 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,180 They go chump with the right uppercut. They go chump with the haymaker. 67 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,760 They go chump. 68 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:27,820 What's the matter with you? 69 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,640 Easy, boy. All right, get him up. Up you go. 70 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,640 What's the matter with you? I'll get it off. All right. I know how to do it. Get 71 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,640 your hands off. Come here. 72 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,980 I got a system. 73 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:45,600 Now, wait a minute. Easy. 74 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,060 Easy. 75 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:54,320 Take it easy, kid. 76 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,500 Take it easy. 77 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:56,820 Easy, kid. 78 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,259 Let me at him. 79 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,420 Let me at him. Quiet, stupid. He's gone. 80 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,740 Oh, he can't take it, eh? A good thing for him would have ripped him. 81 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,060 Easy, kid. Easy. 82 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,380 Easy, kid. Easy. 83 00:06:11,969 --> 00:06:14,170 Hey, what's good for a fractured skull? 84 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:15,890 I don't know. 85 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:19,190 What's good for a fractured skull? I don't know either. 86 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:20,710 Is it fractured? 87 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:26,630 Wait a minute. Too bad, Shemp, you were way up in front. 88 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,270 That's when he should have quit. You should have quit before you got started. 89 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:33,050 Hey, which one of you guys is boss around here? 90 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:33,969 He is. 91 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:37,270 Oh, wise guys, huh? Well, I got a message for you from Big Mike. 92 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:38,229 Big Mike? 93 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:39,510 We never heard of him. You will. 94 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,000 Wait a minute. Are you trying to scare somebody? Yeah. 95 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,300 All right, now get this straight. 96 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,260 The palooka of yours, he ain't winning his fight with Gorilla Watson. Why not? 97 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:54,000 Because Big Mike says so. But listen... No buts. Just see that that palooka of 98 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,380 yours gets himself knocked out. 99 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:56,820 Come on, Chuck. 100 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,060 They can't do this to us. 101 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,680 I'll call the police. I'll call the fire department. 102 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,000 I'll call the Marines. I'll... Shut up. 103 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,700 That's what I mean. I'll shut up. 104 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:10,930 What are we going to do now? We got every cent we own bet on the chopper. 105 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,830 We got to tell the chopper to throw the fight. 106 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,830 You guys tell him. I'll be there to pick you up and carry you out. 107 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:17,510 Maybe Muscle Brain is right. 108 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,190 We got to find another way out. 109 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:23,030 Say, the chopper went gaga over Kitty. 110 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:26,730 I'll keep bringing her around. He won't train. And by fight time, he'll be as 111 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:27,730 soft as putty. 112 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:28,810 That's it, Porcupine. 113 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:32,910 We'll feed him all kinds of rich food. He'll soften up, and he'll be a cinch to 114 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,580 lose. That's a swell idea. Am I glad I thought of it? 115 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:39,020 Oh, baby, 116 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,940 it's swell having you here with me all the time. I know, honey pie, but don't 117 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:50,060 you think you ought to start doing some training? Oh, think nothing of it. The 118 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:52,940 chopper's getting right into the condition we want him. Here, have some 119 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,560 puffs. They'll build you up. 120 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,360 That's my favorite fruit. 121 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,780 Well, take some more. We've got a lot of them. Go ahead. 122 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,000 But, baby, darling, if you eat too much of that stuff, you won't be in shape to 123 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 knock out Gorilla Watson. 124 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:06,070 Oh, honey, the way I feel now, I don't want to hurt nobody. 125 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:12,350 Honey, baby, after lunch, will you read me another poem about love? 126 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:17,170 My idea's working out swell. Look at him. He's so goofy, you can knock him 127 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:20,870 with a handful of peanuts without the shells. Yeah, the way he's packing it 128 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,770 the gorilla knock him stiff in the first round. 129 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,590 He's sure making a pig of himself. 130 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:27,630 Look who's talking. 131 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,010 Give me that cake. 132 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:32,450 I only had some coffee. 133 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,740 What? What's the matter with you? 134 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,919 Let go. 135 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,060 You're bending the stripes. 136 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,080 Listen, it's getting late. I wonder what's keeping the chopper. 137 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:49,900 What does your watch say? 138 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Listen, 139 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,120 he ought to be here by now. We've got to get him ready for the fight. 140 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,260 Don't worry about getting the chopper ready for the fight. Worry about 141 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,260 him out afterwards. 142 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,280 Let me at him. Where's that given the watch? 143 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:04,980 Chopper, chopper, chopper. What happened? What happened? 144 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,450 Me and Kitty had a big beef. That's what happened. She threw me over for that 145 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:12,510 big gorilla. Oh, I'll murder her. No, no, no. Don't be hasty. Here, have a 146 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,050 puff. I don't want a cream puff. 147 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:16,810 Oh, I'm mad. 148 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:20,410 Oh, I'd like you to miss Ring. I'm going to smash him. 149 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:22,030 I'll smash him like this. 150 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:34,370 How do you like that guy? Busted a perfectly good cream puff. 151 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,620 You lame brain. 152 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,420 We're going to be rubbed out after the fight, and you're worried about a cream 153 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:39,580 puff. Why, you. 154 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,600 Gorilla, don't lose your temper. What you got fighting to do on me? 155 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:50,060 You little... Oh, my head. 156 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,300 Oh. 157 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:56,600 Oh, my gosh. It's busted. Come in quick. We got to call this fight off. It's a 158 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:01,600 job for... You and your cream puffs. I ought to lay my... 159 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:05,840 got nothing to worry about. 160 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,240 By golly, you're right. 161 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,240 I'd like to see Big Mike's face when he finds out what we did. 162 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,700 Well, take a look. 163 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,420 Why don't you stop popping off? I didn't open my mouth. 164 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:21,000 You guys figured an easy way out of this jam, but ain't gonna work. Big Mike has 165 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,040 got a hundred grand on the gorilla. 166 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,400 No fight, no hundred grand. 167 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,920 That is bad. 168 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,560 Look, you tell Big Mike. I'm Big Mike. 169 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,400 What do you want to tell me? 170 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,539 Oh, hello. 171 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:32,560 Isn't it a lovely evening? 172 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,900 Yes, it is. 173 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,410 And when I stand a chance to lose a hundred grand, I like to do something 174 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,970 it. Like taking my pals for a ride. 175 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:42,590 A one -way ride. 176 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:46,790 Back 177 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:54,790 up 178 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:58,370 against the wall. Please don't shoot me, Mr. Big Monk. I'm too young and good 179 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,130 -looking to die. Well, too young. 180 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:03,930 I got a father. I got a mother. I got a grandmother. 181 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,560 I've got a little sister. 182 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,480 I've got a little brother this high. And a little brother this high. And a 183 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,960 little brother this high. And a little brother this high. 184 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,020 And I've got a great big brother this high. 185 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600 So am I. 186 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,480 Hey, Moose. 187 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,360 Seen anything of those guys? 188 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,740 We'll get them. 189 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,020 Wonder which way they went. 190 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,340 You go that way and I'll go this way. 191 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,160 What's the matter with you? 192 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,760 Oh, I'm sorry, boss. 193 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:40,460 Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Honestly, I... Hey, 194 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,040 Moe, I just got one of them. He was standing right here where you are. 195 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:54,950 Was he a short, fat fella? Yeah. 196 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,290 Dark hair? Yeah. 197 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,030 Did you hit him with that? Yeah. 198 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,250 That was me. 199 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,280 So they're in there, huh? No. 200 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,000 And who are you yelling at? I was just talking to myself. 201 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:55,100 Nobody else will talk to me except my kid brother. And he's only that high. 202 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,140 the other one is that high. Well, I met your family before. 203 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,660 Get something to batter the door down. 204 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,420 Wait a minute. 205 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:08,560 No. No, I got a soft skull. Let me go, will you? Look out there. Let me go. 206 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,360 You're crushing my eyebrows. 207 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,590 if it isn't Big Mike and a couple of his boys. 208 00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:24,090 Who did it? I did it with my little hatchet. Oh, it was nothing. 209 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,930 Nothing? None but a $5 ,000 reward. 210 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,130 Good work. 211 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,830 Blood! 212 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,150 I'm dying. 213 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,170 Everything is getting dark. 214 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,370 Moe, Larry. 215 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:46,770 What's the matter, kid? 216 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:47,940 They got me. 217 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,380 Take it easy, kid. Take it easy. Say a few syllables. 218 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,240 We'd better get a doctor. Wait a minute. I studied medicine for three years. 219 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,660 Good. See what's wrong with him, Doc. 220 00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,380 Is he hurt? 221 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,760 He's gone. 222 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,320 The poor kid. 223 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,119 And I owe him five bucks. 224 00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:07,859 Wait a minute. I heard that. Give me the five. Lay down. You want to make a fool 225 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:08,859 out of the doctor? 16413