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Well, we're pulling into town, partners. We'd better spruce up.

Eat your dust like a man, tenderfooter.

I wonder what town this is.

We must be on the wrong side of the tracks. Wait a minute.

Are we mice or men?

Mice. Don't get personal.

Let's go.

They got Lamb.

Had to make six sheriffs in five months, not counting the deputies.

They all died of the boots on.

They was good men, too. It was just that Blackie's gang bushwhacked them, that's

all. Well, now, Gladys is wet in the whip, and we'll see about getting her a

pair of shoes.

She could use a pair of bedroom slippers, too. Go on.

What's wrong, miss?

My father's disappeared, and I think he's been dry -gulched by Badlands

Badlands Blackie? Who's he?

You mean you don't know?

Why, he's a killer.

He and his gang hang out at Skullbone Pass.

And if anybody gets in Blackie's way, he shoots them.

Now, gal, don't worry about Badlands Blackie with Coney Island Curly around.

Quiet, mashed potato muscles.

Mel, dear, Blackie has got me. And if you want to see your pappy again, you

better do what he tells you.

Father. Well, what do you want me to do?

Oh, it ain't so bad, Mel. All you gotta do is marry me and I'll let your pappy

go. Marry you?

Uh -huh.

No.

Listen,

you oversized polecat, what's the big idea?

Yeah, what are you picking on a girl for?

Here.

Oh, superstitious, eh?

Why, you... Oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Answer, gal.

Time's a -wastin'. You want to see your pappy alive again or don't you?

Think it over, Nell. I'll be back again for my answer.

And it better be yes.

Who done that?

He did.

Smart Alex, huh?

That was Blackie.

Someone hooked him in a gunfight.

Well, whoever it was, he's our next sheriff.

Good shooting, stranger.

You're done fine.

We need a man like you in this town for the law.

Pays real money, too.

Money? When do I start?

Right away.

What about my partners?

Oh, we'll make deputies out of them. I got badges for them. You're the new

sheriff. Pays a hundred bucks a month.

A hundred bucks a month?

Oh, boy, I'll be able to get my... I told you he was a brave man.

Good luck, Sheriff.

Good luck.

Well, good luck there, partner.

Good luck.

Hey, Nell.

I'm a new sheriff. 100 bucks a month.

What do you say you and I get married?

If you're man enough to get Blackie and save my father, yes.

You're the new sheriff? Yeah, and you're my deputies.

Oh, hot dog, boy. Success.

Success.

I don't know what you're so happy about. Don't you know what you're up against?

Lem Short, new sheriff. Good luck, sheriff. You'll need it.

Blackie got Lem this morning. That makes six sheriffs he's killed, not counting

deputies. Oh, they never count deputies.

Hey, we're deputies.

We're ex -deputies. Come on, let's get out of town.

No, I'm staying in Mary now.

I'll get that skunk, Blackie. Oh, you'll get Blackie? Yeah.

Like this?

Or like this.

Come on, get out.

You better get some practice.

You got us into this mess, egghead. So sharpen your shooting eye or Blackie

get us all.

I need my glasses.

No, you don't need glasses. It's only in your mind. I'll prove it to you.

How many letters on that card?

Seven. You're wrong.

Fifteen. You better use the glasses.

How many letters on that side of the card?

What card?

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Come on.

Get ready to shoot.

You get over here.

Hold that.

Who told you you need glasses?

An obstetrician.

What's the matter with you? Give me these things.

Now, listen.

We've got to get down to practicing, just like I said before.

Sharpen your eye on that ombre over there.

Come on.

You dirty double -crosser. I'll show you who's sheriff around here.

Hit me. Go on, hit me.

Oh, why you... Dead as a doornail.

That's good work, but you'll never get that close to Blackie.

What we got to do is find a long -range weapon.

I got an idea. Come on, porcupine.

Okay, that's enough.

Hmm. Hey, you're supposed to be dead.

Hmm, the dummy is warm, too.

I need to shave.

All right, Sheriff, your time has come. I'm going to count to ten and then I'm

going to blast.

One, two, three... Not so fast!

One... Hey, Mo! Hey, Larry!

Three, four... Fire!

Five, six...

Well, Nell. Oh. I told you I'd be back for my answer, and here I'll be.

I guess you'll hold all the aces, Blackie.

I'll marry you tomorrow.

Nope, it's got to be today, right now. There have been too many things

around here that ain't to my liking.

All right, Blackie. Well, let's get it going.

Come on, Trigger. None of me is going to get hitched.

Where's the judge?

Home, I guess. Well, go fetch him. Tell him there's a marrying chore to be done.

Sit down, Mrs. Blackie, and put a smile on your pretty face.

job to do. Oh, Marion, well, wait a minute. I have a little question I'd

ask you. Well,

you see... You got everything

all set?

Yeah, I got a hurry. I got a Marion job to do.

No, no, no, no, no.

Howdy, boss.

Stick around, Quirk. We'll be needing you for a witness.

Well, well. Does somebody want to get hitched around here?

Never mind that palaver. Let's get it going here.

Oh, well, what day is this?

A date? Well, it's, uh... Well, it's May 24th.

My golly, you're right.

Uh, the book. Oh, yes, the book.

Do you take this horse collar for your lawful water harness?

What? No!

Uh, the ring?

The ring, yes.

Supposed to put it on her hand.

Get him! Get him, boys!

Get him!

Get him, boys!

Get him!

What did you grab me for, Nell? I just didn't want anyone to

get shot.

Well, let's go.

Where to?

Oh, to my place in Skullbone Pass, where we should have gone on the first plate.

We can get spliced there without being bothered none.

But I couldn't go like this. I have to get ready.

After all, this is my wedding day.

I'll be there before sundown.

All right, then, Mel. At my place in Skullbone Pass before sundown. No tricks

now, or you'll never see your pappy again.

I'll be waiting.

he doing that for? He might be hiding in that hay.

What was that?

Sounded like a dog.

Hey,

don't do that. I'm going to let him have it. No, we got to get Blackie's okay.

You mean to say you want this here best bumped off? Sure he does, but he wants

to do it himself.

We'll just keep it for the boss.

There's someone to hold him.

Put it on him.

Yeah, let's get it on him.

Get that lock.

Got that lock done? We'll see you later, Rover.

Don't worry, kid. We'll have you out of that in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Come here.

Hold that chisel.

Why don't you hold your hand still? Get it up there.

I don't think that'll work.

No? No.

Here, I got it. Get around here.

Ah, this is the thing. When did I think of it before?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How's that doing?

Hey,

use one of these firecrackers. Okay.

Oh. Okay, take it easy, kid.

Good idea. You got an ounce of brains.

I'll step.

Just my luck, a dud.

Say, there must be some way to get that thing off.

Hey, why don't you saw it off?

Give us heaven here. Yeah. Well, we haven't got all day. Nell is going to

hitched to that rat black if we don't get there in time.

Thanks.

Why, you... Tell me, you.

We've got to get going. I'll get my secret weapon.

Let's get mounted, boys. We've got to get to Skullbone Pass before sundown.

eight -four now.

Let's go.

Hey!

Who's the lucky gal? She'll be here soon, or else.

She's got until Sunday.

So, folks, here she is, the future Mrs.

Blackie.

Ain't she pretty?

Glad to have you with us. Never mind all that. Fetch the wedding cake. Okay,

Blackie. Say, boss, we got... Oh, I can't be bothered. Now, Judd. Hear thee,

Blackie.

Hey.

Were you looking where you were going?

No, I was going where I was looking.

Come on here. Hey!

We'd better get going.

It's a long time since I've done this. I don't seem to recollect how she goes.

You'd better remember, you old billy goat.

Let me think.

Where's the ring?

Ring?

Promise this man I'd marry him if he saved your life.

What, him?

I'd rather be dead.

I think you're obliged.

Oh, no! No, Father, no!