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You're crazy with your inventions.

What's the name of this thing?

Don't chop the wood, Mother. Father's coming home with a load.

Remind me to chop his head off.

Hey,

fish man.

Keep those records quiet.

Shut up. A customer. Come on.

What kind of fish have you? Tuna fish. Cod fish.

Felt fish. Doll fish.

First tuna. Second tuna. Barracuda. Bass.

You don't shut up, I'll knock you on the head.

How about some catfish?

Catfish. Catfish.

Catfish.

Hey, look.

A skeleton fish.

Skeleton fish?

Oh.

Didn't I tell you to keep that door closed? Now we've got to go out and buy

fish. No.

If we had a boat, we could catch our own fish, then we wouldn't have to buy any.

That would cut out the middlemen, and the profit would all be ours.

Hey, genius, say that again.

If we had a boat, and the middlemen, and the fish on the left side, and the...

That's enough.

When you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something.

Yeah, but how are we going to get a boat?

Yeah, how are we going to get a boat?

Let me see. The point is...

Perfect fit.

I'll take it.

Don't forget this is my idea. I want to be captain.

Until you have more stripes than I have, I'm the captain. I want to be captain.

See that?

It's cooking.

My guy can't hire.

If he finds me here in this suit, he'll do worse than that.

Yeah.

Hey, what's the idea of not waiting for me?

Were you with another guy?

My, what a uniform does, cover up.

If I do catch the guy that cut my uniform, I'm going to twist his head off

use it for a football.

Maybe you better run along and try to find him.

Hey, are you trying to get rid of me?

Oh, no, no, of course not.

Well, it's a good thing, because if I ever caught another fellow messing

with you, I'd... Well, I'd better not, that's all.

Don't be silly.

Achoo!

Achoo! Oh, I must be catching cold.

Treat that sandal soft.

It's terribly warm.

Would you get me an umbrella?

I'm not so hot.

You would be if you were in my place.

I mean, I'm terribly warm.

All right, you tomatoes are all alike.

You always want something.

Has he gone yet?

Think. No!

Here's your umbrella.

Oh, thanks.

I'll stick it in this mound.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Why not?

I'd rather be in the sun.

Oh, you must be going crazy with the heat.

I thought this sand was soft.

Well, you know you can go anywhere in that boat. I sailed it from China.

Say, with our car thrown in, how much cash would you want?

Well, I'll consider 200.

Wheel? 250.

300.

500.

700.

900.

1 ,200.

Listen, you ain't scaring me.

1 ,000.

Look, mister, all we've got is our car and $300 in cash. I'll take it.

Well?

Goodbye, boys.

Goodbye.

See, if you kept your mouth shut, I would have got it for a thousand.

Don't do the crazy... Wait a minute, wait a minute. What a sucker. When he

to run our car.

I never thought of that.

That sure is hard wood. Try another one.

Hey, fellas.

Well, we did it. Yeah. Yeah.

Got a spare hammer?

Here's one.

Everything is loose on this thing.

Hey, let's try the motor. Yeah.

Guys, I'm superstitious.

Let's get started.

No matter what you owe.

Yes my dear.