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Yes, yes.

Okay, would you quit worrying? I'll find him. Something big, boss? There's a

hundred grand big... Sounds like a mint. What is it? Three mugs have the winning

sweepstake tickets worth a hundred thousand bucks.

Who are they?

I don't know. Two of them are short and funny looking, and the guy who bought

the ticket is fat with no hair and he's got two hearts tattooed on his chest.

All we gotta do is find him.

And out of 50 ,000 fat guys, you're gonna find one with two hearts tattooed

his chest.

With your help.

Patents bought and sold.

This is the place.

Now remember, no less than $100 for the invention.

Okay.

What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. See you later.

Wait a minute.

Is the patent man in? Well, that's me.

Well, we got a patent we want to sell.

A fly catcher. How does it work?

Oh, it's simple. That's enough.

You see a fly being a nosy animal, he crawls into this little hole.

Sees the steps and starts climbing.

The kitchen's on the top floor, so he goes up to see what's cooking.

What? No elevator?

Don't be ridiculous. How do you like this dope? That's enough.

I'll tell this.

And when a fly gets to the top, still being dizzy and nosy, he looks down,

himself in the mirror.

Thinking it's another fly, he gets burned up. He thinks this fly's cutting

his territory.

Get it?

So he jumps down, lands on his stomach, and knocks his brains out. It's a

beautiful sight. And simple, isn't it? Very. And a penny a fly, there's

in it. Well, when you make your first $100, bring it in and I'll give you a

patent.

Oh, boy.

We're in the money.

Hey, Brainy, at a penny a fly, how many flies do we have to catch to make $100?

$100 ,000.

$100 ,000?

$100 ,000?

And they'll get you some food.

You mean you haven't had anything to eat?

No. This morning I went to the cupboard to get my poor self a bone.

But when I got there, the cupboard was bare.

Not even a bottle was there.

Go on, get her a bottle.

Hey, you know how hard it is to get a bottle these days?

Milk, you numbskull.

Oh. You get the milk, I'll get the bread. Can you? Oh, don't.

I'll stay with her.

Why?

Go.

Won't you take your coat off and be comfortable?

Won't you sit down?

I'm going to rumple your hair.

You're such a big, strong...

And I'll bet you've got two hearts right here. I think you've got something

there. I think I have. Come on, let me see your heart.

No, I don't want to. Oh, let me see.

No!

Let's see those hearts.

I said no!

Another one.

Oh, so you have.

That's it. You hit the bottom.

Oh, it must be wonderful to have a hundred thousand. Did you get it yet?

Certainly, we'll have 100 ,000 flies just like that.

Not dollars?

No flies.

Why, you double -crosser!

You see what you did when I get there?

Oh!

Oh! You get out of here!

Get out! No, no!

Why, that wolf.

Stand aside.

Get out!

What's the idea, Porter?

Meaning Porter.

Open that door!

You want to hit him with the water?

No, I'm going to throw the water away and hit him with the bucket.

What are you trying to do?

It wasn't me. All I did was this.

You shot that guy. And killed him, too.

Come on.

Open the door!

Open the door!

We'd better get out of here.

Wait a minute.

We'd better take him along so they won't know you killed him.

Give me that rag.

It's a bag. Quick, we'll stuff him in it.

Hurry up, he's getting stiff.

Okay. See the trouble you've got us into?

Pull him all the way up around his neck and hide him good.

Boy, is he stiff.

Slim just called and he has the guy who won the $100 ,000. Did he get the dough?

Yeah, and after he paid his income tax, he had just $12 left.

Take it easy now, kid. Come on, hurry up. We've got to find a place to hide

Hey, stuff him in that barrel.

Get him on the way in so nobody can see him.

Way down.

Hey, what are you guys up to?

We couldn't help it. It was an accident, officer. Or suicide.

Can't you read that sign?

Now take that trash and get out of here.

You heard him. Take that trash and get out of here.

But that ain't the... Shut up. You heard what the officer said.

Take the trash and get out of here.

Just trash.

Come on with that rubbish guy.

you mutters?

Well, this is a place.

Everest Pet Cemetery.

Do you think he was somebody's pet? What difference does it make? Come on.

Somebody just ran by me. What did he look like? I couldn't tell. He was

on his hands and knees.

Yeah? Yeah. He had a big head and long curls. Wait a minute. Why can't we bury

him out in the street?

What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?

We're going to bury him right here.

It slapped me.

You mean like this?

Yeah, just like that, only on the other side.

Where's the body?

I ain't got no body. I lost it. Well, you better go find it.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Black.

This prowler's in the cemetery.

You better come on over.

Oh, but I can't. I'm giving a masquerade party.

All right, we'll be right over.

Get Joe, there's something wrong at the cemetery.

Let's leave the body here.

No, sir, you killed him and you're going to bury him.

I don't see why we have to do that.

There he is, you chucklehead.

Bring him over here.

This is all your fault.

Did you kick me?

No. Well, it's a good thing you didn't, because if you had, I would have...

We spread out and searched the grounds.

If you spot anyone, whistle.

I don't know and I don't care. All I want to do is get out.

There's nothing to be afraid of in here.

Everything is dead.

I think I see something over there.

Come on, follow me.

Larry, are you behind me?

If you ain't, don't answer me.

Hey, Bo, hey, Larry, I found the body.

Let's get out of here. Never mind that.

I saw a big hole over there. Let's bury him first and then we'll get out of

here. Pick him up.

It was around here someplace.

Quick, we'll hide in the hole and maybe we can catch him.

Here it is.

Throw them in, we'll cover them up.

No, no.

I said throw them in and cover them up. I did.

I suppose he walked back by himself.

Now throw them in.

We'll keep a sharp lookout.

Come on, get your shovel and cover him up.