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Republic of Canabere, P .U.

Draft Board Number 145, I .O .U.

Wrong Brothers, R .F .D. 7.

Stincola, Moronica.

Sirs. This draft board has decided to extend to you a 30 -day deferment from

military service.

This is based on your claim that you have invented an airplane that will

revolutionize flying.

However, if at the end of 30 days you have not proved your plane to be all

you claim it is, you will be inducted into the service.

Very truly yours, Joe Strabuchin -Costco.

What a moniker.

We made it. Now we got a chance to finish the buzzard, the greatest plane

made. Nobody ever thought of inventing a plane like ours. You said it. We're

great inventors. Robert Fulton, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, Don Amici

and us.

Okay, let's finish her up so a -flying we can go.

A -flying we will go.

A -flying we will go. A -flying we will go.

A -flying we will go. A -flying we will go.

A flying wheel goes.

A flying wheel goes.

Break it up.

Boy, when we paint the buzzard with this quick -drying melted rubber, it'll be

waterproof and ice -proof.

Right.

Now, in this case... Who are you?

Oh, don't do that!

Don't do that!

Where's your vice? Vice? I have no vice. I'm as pure as a driven snow.

But you drifted. Get out of here. Get the bike.

Hold that.

Hold that.

Hey, roll me a cigarette.

Hey, when I say now, tighten this vice, will you?

You can depend on me.

Let me see.

Now... Look what you're doing.

I did what you said.

And you said now.

Oh, ungratefully.

Get me out of this.

Hey, Moe, it's stuck. Hit it on top of the head.

Oh, he broke it. I hope. No, he didn't. Oh!

Were you?

Oh! I'm waiting. Oh, no, no, no, no!

I'm lying. Oh, no, I didn't mean it. Please, look out.

Get out of the way. Oh!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Don't you dare hit me in the head. You know I'm not normal. I'm normal, you...

You know that self -sealing rubber don't come off easily. This is going to be a

tough job.

Inflate this rubber thing with that hydrogen gas.

Then when the gas fills the suit, it'll pull away from my body. Then you can cut

it off in strips.

Okay, gas off. Gas off.

Hey, hurry up, you guys. Get a knife and cut this off of me. Okay.

Hold still.

Oh, my, oh, my.

Hey, Moe, what are you doing up there?

It's the gas, you idiots.

Shall I get you some bicarbonate soda?

Shut up and get me down.

Okay.

Yes, yes, go on. I'm palpitating. Shut up. Just remember, if we flop, we're

drafted. We've got to make good.

Hey, wait a minute.

Who's going to fly the buzzard? We don't know anything about flying.

Neither did the Wright brothers. But they flew.

Anything the Wright brothers can do, the wrong brothers can do. Right?

You are speaking incorrectly.

You are more than...

screwballs like the Rung Brothers.

They're either miracle men or they're insane.

That isn't anything.

Roll me a cigarette.

What do you guys think you're doing? Playing hippity hop at the barber shop?

Now snap into it and march like soldiers. And that goes for you too.

About face.

I won't do it. He don't pay my salary. It's a guy with a beard.

About face.

Forward march.

Company attention.

Fall in on that line.

Fall in.

Now listen.

One more.

break out of you guys and I'm going to hang you. All three of you.

Now I'm going to teach you how to be soldiers whether you like it or not.

Right shoulder, arms.

Left shoulder, arms.

Right shoulder, arms.

Forward, arms.

Dispatchers, arms. Forward, arms. Dispatchers, arms. Right shoulder, arms.

Arms, arms, arms.

Arms, arms, arms.

Arms, left shoulder, arms.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm going to show you how to do the manual of arms.

do it just like I did it.