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Pull down all the shades.

See that the coast is clear.

Come on.

Hold the light.

Hey!

Quiet.

Sandpaper.

A bonanza. Oh, I just love bonanzas and cream.

Oh, boy, look.

Hurry, I can hardly wait.

Okay.

Ham and egg. Ham and egg? What?

The neighbors can't see you and the shades are down.

If those jacks ever knew how many planes we turned out today, they'd yell at

Jonas to turn green.

Well, hurry, hurry. I can hardly wait. Yeah, quit stalling. I'm so hungry I

could eat a horse.

What do you guys think you've been eating for the last month?

Oh, no wonder every time I sneeze I neigh like a horse.

You make the coffee, porcupine.

You slice some bread, empty skull. I'll do the ham and egg. Cabbage head. And

don't forget, divide everything up equally.

Don't worry.

You'll get what's coming to you. Well, hurry, hurry. I can hardly wait.

Relax.

Rest a bit. You're tired. Here.

Hey,

quit stalling. I'm really hungry.

Oh, would you like to have a little bite? Oh, yeah.

Close your eyes and open your mouth.

Come on, get busy.

What a slice of ham.

Pardon me. I thought you was a ham.

I never saw a slice of ham with fingers.

That's all right, kid.

Anybody can make a mistake. Oh, so you understand.

Oh, I see. Oh, thank you very much.

Clean this ham.

I'll clean it when I'm ready.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's only a crumb up here.

She's not neat and double -jointed, but with a cauliflower ear.

Someday we shall be married, and if vegetables get too dear, I'll cut

myself a nice big slice of her cauliflower ear.

Cause that ain't ration.

We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and

a whole eggshell, and you're squawking.

I'm sorry, Moe. Gee, you fellas are swell to me. That's more like it.

the bed in the morning, the pain will be gone.

This is your fault, you bonehead.

Oh, my tooth.

Oh, it's killing me.

I told you to go to sleep, didn't I? I can't sleep and my tooth hurts.

I'll fix that right now.

Oh, my foot.

There, you see, your toothache's gone.

go to sleep with this tooth killing me.

most of the war.

Here. Over close.

I got the bottle, but I couldn't find the stopper. Here's a cork that'll fit,

though. Okay, we'll try it.

What's the matter with you? You better help me up.

General nuisance here. Come on.

Hey! Oh!

There, there, there.

Go to sleep.

Bye, Paul.

Sort of cheek to cheek? Yeah, cheek to cheek. Oh, my tooth, my tooth.

Come on down and we'll fix that tooth for you right now.

Little numbskull, I'll murder you.

Oh, my poor tooth.

Fix it.

Go get my fishing line. Is this going to hurt? Of course not. I won't even feel

it. Oh, thanks. Open your mouth.

There we are.

Hold what you got now, kid.

Everything will be all right in a second.

things right.

Okay.

All right?

Go!

You almost broke my skull. You're supposed to pull my tooth.

Take it easy, kid. I'm sorry.

Just back.

This idea of revolutionized dentistry. I never knew this was the start of

revolution.

Now, you got nothing to worry about, kid, see?

Tie this up here like that.

Now, when I say three, all you got to do is jump off the ladder, and your tooth

comes out like that.

Something tells me I shouldn't do this. Oh, don't be nervous.

All right, there you go.

Still got a giant firecracker from the Fourth of July.

At last you got a hunk of brain.

Yeah, where'd I get it?

Never mind. Go on.

What is he going to do now?

Take it easy. Relax.

It'll be over in a flash.

Close your eyes and open your mouth. But remember, this is the last time.

You said it.

He wants to know when your husband is coming in to have those other teeth

pulled.

Oh, he died after the last extraction.

Hey,

wait a minute.

I'm not through yet. Oh, yes, you are.

Say, what did you do before you became a dentist?

Why, I was a butcher.

As far as I'm concerned, you're still one.

Right this way, gentlemen.

Look, Doc, we're defense workers.

If you want to cut down on absenteeism, yank this guy's tooth.

He won't let us sleep. He's sabotaging the war effort. What do you say?

Why, it'd be a pleasure.

Say, Sugar, how'd you like to come over to my house tonight and see my coffee?

Fresh? Oh, yeah. Ground today.

Just a bowl, now.

Please.

I just want to test your tooth for sensitivity.

Come on, now open your mouth.

That's it, now let me see. Oh, he cut me with that knife. He's a butcher. I

can't hide the other fellow's face. Get out of my way. Let me get out of here.

Let me get out of here. You can't get out of here.

There, there.

You calm him down while I go and consult with my partner, Dr. Yank.

Oh, no.

Oh, me.

Oh, my.

Oh, woe is me. You're a coward. You've got nothing to be afraid of.

Step aside, I'll show you.

Sit in the chair and be calm.

Relax. That screwy patient needs his first right by cuspid extracted.

So what?

He's got me so worn out from fighting with him, I haven't got the strength to

it. You take him.

All right.

I'll fix it.

You relax in the chair and close your eyes like this.

Then you won't see what he's doing.

And before you know it, it's all over.

Hey,

Doc, there's something I ought to tell you. Not now, not now.

But you don't understand.

Hand me that towel.

Doc, listen.

You see what you... Quiet.

Please do as I say. I've got to work fast.

Here.

I'll be right back.

Why, you numbskull. You double -crossing rat, you. Pulling my tooth when my back

is turned.

Where

am

I?

What are you doing down there?

What happened?

Nothing yet.

Good. Now maybe we can get some sleep.

Good night. Good night.