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Flight number seven took off. Now, men, you know your objective? Instructions

all clear?

Aye. Aye, aye. Okay, men, scramble off, my lads.

Hey, through the corners.

Why, certainly.

Hey, what's that?

My lunch.

Why?

I'm sick of this.

We came overseas to join the RAF and we're still civilians working in a

How did we know you would have to pass an intelligence test?

And what did you answer when they asked, what does a navigator do?

I told them a navigator crawls in a swamp until it becomes a suitcase.

And bites like this, too.

No, like this.

Get started.

Switch on. Switch on.

Switch on. It is a...

This is Colonel Henderson's car. It's got a little squeaking. It's driving the

Colonel nuts.

I want it taken out, Savvy.

Leave it to us. We'll swatch that squeaking nothing flat.

And I want it fixed by three o 'clock or else. Or else what?

Or else this.

Okay, men, to work.

I'm sorry, Moe. Did it hurt?

No.

Does this?

Uh -huh.

I didn't know it was you, Mo.

Come on out of that car.

Get up there and take care of the motor.

I'm going to see if you can find a squeak.

Maybe this will help.

What does a squeak look like?

Well, they're usually a small... Well, you jugheads, you'll never get this

together in time.

Hey, here comes Kelly.

I'll stall them off while you guys get the parts back in.

Hello, Kelly.

You're a little early. How early? Well, roughly about two days when you smooth

it out about a fortnight.

Look, I don't like jokes, understand?

Looks pretty good.

Say that winch here looks so clean you wouldn't know there was any glass in it.

You said it.

Did you get that squeak out?

Boy, we got everything out.

I'll drive it right out.

Now, wait a minute, Kelly. Listen.

There's one little thing that... Never mind. I'm in a hurry.

Sounds good.

Don't forget to put in a good word to the colonel. Yeah, we still want to be

flyers. And wear wings.

So you wanted wings, eh?

Certainly. Well, if this is what I think it is, you'll get your wings and a harp

with them.

Come on.

Hey,

come on, you gophers. Get in this sewer pipe, quick.

Okay, Joe, this baby's next. Let's load it on the plane.

They're moving.

Oh, how can a sore pipe move?

What are we going to do now?

What did you say?

I said, what are we going to do now?

We've got to get out of this.

Let me get up.

This thing must be falling.

Maybe they're dropping the pipe in a ditch.

Let's get out of here quick. We'll be suffocated. Open her up.

Don't you know a German soldier will never hunt?

Old boy, a one -point landing.

What's the matter with you?

I'm waiting for my stomach.

Let's find out where we are.

Why, you idiot, that's a bomb.

Oh, yeah. I'm... I ought

to use a nutcracker on your head.

What happened? What happened? We got to get out of here. What kind of a uniform

is this?

Well, it ain't bad.

Oh, it's got wings, too.

Wings for the beagle.

Oh, 100 % violet.

Marshal Boeing here?

I'll be right out.

I wonder how he caught up with this.

I'm hungry.

Don't tell me you want to eat some more of those sawdust frankfurters. They

ain't bad with mustard.

Yeah, but that wasn't mustard.

Hey, look.

Checkers. White moves first.

Schicklgruber. Quiet.

Here comes somebody. Come on, let's get out of here.

Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.

Marshal Boring, where is your automobile?

Don't cough.

I only got an E -card.

I'll show you the maps.

Marshal Boring, wait until you see the position of our troops are in. Will you

be surprised?

I'd better be.

Boring and Bommel.

Come on, let's see what they're up to.

What is this?

The 28th Division in the Red Sea. The Red Sea? And the African coins in North

Pole.

Don't come.

Don't come.

plans mean nothing.

I have other plans from Sofior.

He got some from a new astrologer. The Germans never get stuck.

So, you're trying to make a booby of me, huh?

Get me some wine.

Larry.

Hey, hold on. There's no wine in there, General. Go inside.

I am Moronica.

Ah, a lady.

Well, business could wait.

Come here, my little Edelweiss.

Sit on my lap.

What lap?

Pardon me, General. I think I know de Froline.

Did you ever play football for the Giants? Go on, get the plans. They're in

coat. He don't appeal to me.

Us?

You heard the marshal. Orders as orders.

That's the way.

I got the plans. Good. Where are they?

Stop it!

How dare you strike a woman like you!

Oh, my little begonia!

Marshal, you're so big and strong.

Do you mean that?

I love every chin on your face.

You know, I got a feeling I'm going to fall for you.

I know you are.

It's funny.