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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:30,450 What tools? 2 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,290 The tools we've been using for the last ten years. 3 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:34,790 Oh, those tools. 4 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,410 Now, let me see. 5 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:38,390 The door goes on the right. 6 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:44,270 Right. Wait a minute. The man says the door goes on the right. 7 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:47,449 What's this? 8 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:48,450 A fist. 9 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,110 Right or left? 10 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:54,670 Oh, ignorant, eh? 11 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:56,850 Now, 12 00:00:57,650 --> 00:00:58,650 listen, grapehead. 13 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,760 I'll explain it so even you can understand it. 14 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,220 Now, here. Get over here. 15 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:06,560 Now, when I say go, we both point to the right. 16 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,960 Go! 17 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:14,340 Hey, porcupine. 18 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,040 Come here. 19 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,920 Point to the right for this jump, will you? 20 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:20,700 See? 21 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,920 Get busy. Come on. Where's the mat? 22 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,300 Over there. 23 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,238 Get me in, boy. 24 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,240 Get me in. 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 What's keeping you? 26 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:43,460 Make it six inches. 27 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,360 Make it six inches. Make it six inches. 28 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,680 Get me the saw. 29 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 The saw. 30 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,640 You only fell 14 feet. Why are you getting sore? 31 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,120 Is that all it was? 32 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,540 Yeah. Oh, well, I'm sorry, fellas. 33 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:43,980 Why, you rat. 34 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,880 Break it up. Break it up. 35 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:54,300 Inspector wants to see you down at headquarters. 36 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:58,360 I didn't do it. He did it. I saw him. I'll be a witness. He had the money 37 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,219 in his hand. 38 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,740 Relax. You're not under arrest. 39 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,940 The inspector has accepted your applications. 40 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:06,370 You mean we're going to be on the police force? Oh, boy, free apples. 41 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,450 I'll be a manhunter. A bloodhound. 42 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,810 Mysterious burglaries panic city. 43 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,370 Police shake up as ape man strikes again. 44 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,209 There you are, Commissioner. 45 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:20,910 There it is in black and white. 46 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,650 This ape man is making a monkey of the police department. 47 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:26,930 That ox can't call me a monkey. Shut up, you baboon. 48 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,730 Now look here, Commissioner. 49 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:32,810 You've got to catch that ape man. 50 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,880 Just a minute, Mr. Dill. We're doing the best we can. As a matter of fact, we 51 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,920 suspect he's not an ape man, but a real gorilla. 52 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,240 Real gorilla. Bah! 53 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 Look here, Commissioner. 54 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,840 You've got to catch that ape man. 55 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:49,620 And if you don't, as head of the Citizens League, I'll have to demand 56 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,620 resignation. 57 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:54,020 I don't want to make you any trouble, my friend. 58 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,780 But this thing has gone far enough. 59 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,540 As a matter of fact, it's gone too far. 60 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,080 And something's got to be done. 61 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,440 But, Mr. Dill, give me a chance. We're trying. 62 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,620 After all, policemen are only human beings. 63 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,120 You know how the newspapers build these things up. 64 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,760 I had six phone calls yesterday. 65 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:30,600 Six calls from the irate citizens demanding action. And I'm not going to 66 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,720 goat. But, Mr. Dill, nobody's asking you to be the goat. 67 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:38,940 My men will catch this ape man or gorilla or whatever it is. 68 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:50,500 You're supposed to have an efficient police department. 69 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:54,840 And yet you can't catch a third -rate hoodlum who masquerades as a monkey. 70 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,680 Remember, Commissioner, this is your last chance. 71 00:05:58,740 --> 00:05:59,740 Good night. 72 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,540 But, Mr. Dill, Mr. 73 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:05,260 Dill, let's understand each other on this. That Dill sure has the chief in a 74 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:08,460 pickle. I'd like to get that ape man by the throat. I'd tear his ears open, 75 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,040 gouge his eyes out. Shut up, Tarzan. You're all wet. 76 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,260 The ape man's robbing a store? 77 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,880 Where? Yes? 78 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,160 The Bruckman building. 79 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,840 Come on, boys. The ape man. Let's get him. 80 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,960 I'm going to this thing. 81 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:17,549 It's locked. 82 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,830 Where's the pass key? Oh. 83 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,110 I had one. 84 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:22,270 Yes. 85 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,610 Hmm. 86 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:36,550 Which one is the pass key? 87 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:38,710 Oh, the pass key. 88 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,340 What are you, cowards? 89 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:50,020 I'll lead the way. Go ahead. 90 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:56,020 I give up. I surrender. 91 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,100 What's the matter with you? I'm scared. 92 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,379 You coward. 93 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:00,380 What are you scared of? 94 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:06,100 Calm down. Calm down. 95 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,600 You stand guard while we press the joint. Me? 96 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,560 You. Me. 97 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,060 I'll lead the way. Go ahead. 98 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,220 I'm not scared. 99 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,600 Why should I be afraid? 100 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,020 Babies are afraid. 101 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,500 I'm no baby. 102 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:10,610 How could anything happen? I'm not scared. 103 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:20,890 Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry! 104 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,630 Oh! Oh! 105 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:26,430 What's the matter? Oh, woman! She screamed! She clawed me on the leg! 106 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:27,690 Is that bad? 107 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,009 Is she pretty? 108 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:31,210 I mean, where is she? Come on, show it to us! Come on! 109 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:34,629 Where are you going? 110 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:35,249 Come on! 111 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,250 Oh, do I have to? Yes, you've got to! Oh, please! 112 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,720 She's in here. 113 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,400 What woman? 114 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:47,240 Where? Well, I didn't see her, but I could swear... It's a bad habit. 115 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,720 You stand guard while we search the rest of the room. Where's your gun? 116 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:55,680 Gun? Oh, the landlady's baby was crying, so I gave it to the baby to play with. 117 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,660 Here, take my gun. 118 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,260 Maybe it'll give you some courage. 119 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,220 Now listen, you see that front door? 120 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,620 Well, keep your eyes glued to it. 121 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,360 Don't let anybody come in. 122 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,000 Don't let anybody come out. 123 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:11,540 You get it, don't you? 124 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:12,979 All right. 125 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,960 Now, no more of your screwy ideas. 126 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,000 There's no dead woman in here. 127 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,680 See, 128 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:21,819 I told you. 129 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,820 Wait a minute. 130 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,180 That woman's a dummy like you. 131 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,340 Can't hurt you. 132 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Say, 133 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,240 for a dummy, she sure gets around. 134 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,640 There's something rotten in Denmark, and we're going to find it. 135 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:50,779 Oh, boy. 136 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,840 We're going to Denmark. 137 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:57,060 We are searching for more clues, and don't disturb us. Wait a minute. I don't 138 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:58,060 trust her. 139 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,300 Don't be yellow. 140 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,700 You don't have to be afraid with that gun. Gun? Oh, is it loaded? 141 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,660 Okay, but hurry back. 142 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,960 Right. I'll lead the way. Get going. 143 00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:48,529 What happened? 144 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,810 I'm dying and you start a quiz program. 145 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,790 Shut up and start talking. 146 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,010 Remember my big toe? 147 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,510 Yeah. Shut off. 148 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:59,730 Almost. Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head. I'll make a 149 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:00,730 of it. 150 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:01,870 How do you spell head? 151 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,550 B -O -N -E, head. 152 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:04,970 Oh! Oh! 153 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,770 Oh! Oh, look! 154 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:15,130 Why... It's that crook, and he's wearing a fur coat. 155 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:16,770 Come on. 156 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:33,350 Hey, fellas, look. No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that. 157 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:37,450 It's real. A real chimney pansy. That's no chimp, you chump. That's a gorilla. 158 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,150 We've sure been running. 159 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,430 Yeah. 160 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,810 As soon as we get our breath, we're sure going to run some more. 161 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,190 All the way home. 162 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,090 Pazzo. 163 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,010 Pazzo. 164 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:25,470 Where's that agent of yours, anyway? He's been up here for an hour. 165 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:28,770 He's in here somewhere, Mr. Dill. But you've got to remember that gorilla was 166 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:29,769 trained for a circus. 167 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,830 This robbing business is new to him. Yeah. 168 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,790 Well, this will be the last halt for a while. 169 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,170 You gotta lay off until I get the police commissioner fired. 170 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:40,070 And when I become the police commissioner, we'll really go to town. 171 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:40,849 like that? 172 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,530 Dill's been using this job as a front. 173 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,170 He's really a crook. 174 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:45,530 Come on, we'll get him. 175 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,750 He must be in the store. 176 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,530 Shut up! 177 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:02,890 We got you. One phony move, Mr. Dill Pickle, and I'll shoot. 178 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:25,909 Oh, monotonous, eh? 179 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,290 That's a coincidence. 180 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,210 You all right? 11937