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What's the idea of turning over in your sleep?

Leave him alone.

What are you butting in for?

Mr. Policeman, three tramps just wrecked my store.

Which way did they go? Down there.

Now what?

They broke all my dishes.

Hey,

Jesus.

That's that.

Wait a minute, flathead.

We just got a job. We're working for the census.

You mean Will Hayes?

No, the census. The census.

We get four cents a name for taking the census.

Where are we going to get the census?

Yeah, where are we going to get them?

I'll take care of that.

Now spread out. The more people we see, the more money we make.

A customer.

What a customer.

Come on.

Pardon me.

What's your name?

And your address.

What's more important, what's your phone number?

honest every man for himself.

Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?

Married.

Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. What business are you in?

I own the store.

What's left of it? Oh, storekeeper, eh? What's the name?

Oh, come on, baby. Tell me, do you live alone or with your folks?

If alone, what are you doing tonight?

Oh, but I will not talk until I get permission from madame. And if she says

okay, you'll answer my questions?

were you born?

Lake Winnipesaukee.

Lake Winn... How do you spell that?

W -O... Wolf.

Make it Lake Erie. I got a local there.

What was your family decomposed of?

I'm the census taker. Where were you born?

Lake Winnipesaukee. Lake Winn... How many in the family? I was one of a

of three.

No, don't tell me you're the one they kept.

No, I'm the one they threw away.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking census.

Well, handsome.

I saw him first.

Oh, you did?

Give me my four cents.

Would you take five?

Oh, a bonus, sure.

Wait a minute.

Census?

Oui, madame. At a time like this, and when I'm two players short for my bridge

game.

Dear me.

We're census takers, madam. How old are you? What address is this?

102. You don't look a day over 80.

Young man, I'm 29.

Oh, yeah?

Well, how do I look?

Oh, you look like a million.

Oh, she can't be that old.

43. 50.

43. 50. 43.

50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50.

kind of city, and we play for 10 cents a point.

Jacksonville, it's open.

Oh, I'm playing over here.

Our deuce is wild.

Deal or not, sir?

No sandbagging now.

Madam, what's me to serve these now?

Relax. I'll take it.

And don't forget, toots, I got a date to take your senses.

I was just going to water the flower.

What are you puckering up about?

I know you'll enjoy that drink. I made it myself.

It looks good.

Do you like it? Yes, it's delicious.

Well, here's more in your eye.

Does your drink taste all right?

A little heavy on the Angora bitters. In fact, I think the goat walked right

through it, I'm sure.

Cheerio.

Sort of an internal hot foot.

You say the most amusing thing.

Can't know. Everybody's looking.

Who's bad?

You're bad.

What are you saying?

Roses

are

red, and how do you do?

of these and woo woo woo woo

you quit yelling.

Hey, me.

Hey, look.

Boy, there must be a hundred thousand people in there. We'll make a fortune.

How much is four cents times a hundred thousand?

Where are you going?

To the census. Well, come on.

To the census. Go.

Boys, where's census paper?

You're so big, I ought to get eight cents for you.

How old are you?

Brown.

Hey,

wait a minute.

Hey, wait for me.

What's the idea?

What are you so stubborn for?

What's the idea?

I just want to ask you some questions.

If you'll answer this question... I only have one thing to ask you.

Why don't you give us a break?

Oh,

refreshments.

You can trust us. We'll only tell the government.

Come on, fellas. Red, hot ice cream. Open up. Fools and frankfurters. A prize

every package, folks. Step up.

What are you up to? We've got to make these guys talk.

You take the right end. Right. I'll take the left end. What'll you take?

I'll take vanilla.

Oh, you don't like chocolate. I still like vanilla.

Well, then have some. Oh, thanks.

27, 22.

He's like Napoleon.

Napoleon's dead. I know.