All language subtitles for The Three Stooges (1939) - S06E07 - Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

Clipper's been in there a long time.

Maybe she won't sell.

Hope she did get Weiser's oil on her
land.

Here he comes now.

Here's the deed, signed, sealed, and
delivered.

I'll take it. No, I know you don't.
We'll put it right in here where we can

watch it.

All right, let's hurry to Fairport and
record the deed. Oh, what's the hurry?

There's a lot more suckers around here
who want to sell oil land cheap.

Hey, look out for those men.

What's the matter with you guys? Why
don't you look where you're going?

Am I burnt up? Here I was dreaming of a
nice portion of roast chicken and

dumplings.

That's for not dreaming enough of the
both of us.

Why, you.

Hey, spell out, you guys. I think I see
a meal.

Where? Where?

Well, go on over there and saw up some
of that wood, and I'll give you

to eat.

Come on, boys, work to do.

Go on, saw that wood now.

Lot of peck.

Hey, get busy.

Okay.

Look,

I'm skilled labor.

You can do better, I suppose.

Wise guy, you want to do all the work.

I didn't need you. I'd exterminate you.

Get a hold of that saw. We've got to fix
it.

How?

We'll break it in half and move the
handle up to here.

Bring it back now.

It won't work.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

Say something.

Speak to me, kid. Tell me your name so I
can tell your mother.

My mother knows my name.

Oh, plain possum, eh?

You're going to fix that saw, you half
-brother to a... weasel?

Listen, you. On behalf of the weasel, I
resent that.

Talk to your superiors like that. Come
here.

Cut this saw in half so it'll work.

How am I going to cut it in half?

Use the little saw.

Oh.

Gee, where'd you get the egg? Right
here. Made the water while you were

Ain't it a beaut?

Well, hello.

Well, it's pretty hard work.

Come on, come on, brace up.

Why, I... Hey, you!

Hey, what do you think you're doing
there?

I'm sawing a saw in half with a saw,
see?

Hey,

you're ruining my saws.

Don't get excited. You can still use it
for a cheese knife.

Now listen, you birds.

You're going to work till you pay for
these saws.

Now get over there and load that wagon.
If I see you do any more damage, I'm

going to have you thrown in jail, see?

Get going!

I can't go another step. My feet are
killing me.

My puppy's yelling. Oh, mine too.

Oh, take it easy.

Take it easy, Fido. Take it easy.

What?

Gee,

I wish we had a car.

Wishing, always wishing. What does it
get you? Nothing. You never can tell

I... Hey, fellas.

Look.

Can it be?

Yes.

Oh, boy. I got my wish. It came true.

How do you like that?

But I didn't wish for no derby.

Never look a gift horse in the puss.

You know, I think I was born to be rich.

I wish I had a cigar.

Look!

You were wishing with it.

Cigars! Mm,

what a bouquet.

Mm, smells like a...

brains. You, punch drunk, I'm hungry. Do
something about it. What?

Wish, slug, wish.

Okay, what do you have?

How about that roast chicken and
dumplings?

And some hot apple pie.

Does it have to be hot? Why, certainly.
Do you want them to catch cold?

Okay. I wish I had roast chicken and
dumplings and hot apple pie.

You ain't trying.

Consecrate. Consecrate.

What's the idea of telling them to stop?

Maybe we can get a hand out here.

That's a good idea. Come on.

How do you do, lady? Could you get three
hungry men a bite to eat?

Why, certainly.

The widow Jenkins never sends hungry men
away.

Come in, gentlemen.

Now make yourself right at home. Thank
you.

Gee, I wish she had some roast chicken
and dumplings.

That's exactly what I have.

And I have some lonely hot apple pie.

Oh, boy, I got my wish.

The guy's haunted.

Oh, this water tastes like coal oil.
Isn't it awful?

It's been that way ever since the pump
broke.

Mrs. Jenkins?

Isn't there some kind of work we can do
to repay her for this wonderful meal?

Well, the pump does need fixing, but...
Men, man the pumps.

Something we will do.

mean a crowbar.

Don't a rooster crow?

Boy, isn't this a beautiful spot?

You said it.

It brings out the wood nymph in me.

You know, I wish we could meet three
beautiful girls so we could settle down

here. That's asking for too much. What
do you want to waste wishes for?

of the prettiest months of the year.

Oh, you all say the kindest things, sir.

Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, are you
forgetting to pump?

It's stopped up. Get the crowbar.

Stop, stop.

Ain't well nothing. Why, that's Earl.

Earl? Sure, call Earl.

He'll mean oil.

It's a geezer.

An oil geezer. Hey, that's worth a lot
of money. Let's cork it up. Quick, we'll

get a cork. Quick. We can't get a cork
to bet that. You better say it.

By gracious, I just sold the farm for
$50 an acre.

They told me a dust storm was coming.

$50 an acre? Why, you've been swindled.
Who bought it? Oh, Mr. Clipper and two

other men. They've gone to Fairport to
record the deed.

Boys, we've got to stop them before they
record that.

Is that no swindlers?

Sure, it's our car.

Look, here's the Jenkins deed.

It's them.

The crooks. Come on!

Give me that. Hey, what's the matter?
Give me that deed.

Give me.

Hey, give me back that deed or I'll
punch you in the nose.

Did I hear someone call the justice of
the peas?

Why, it's Uncle Tim, sure enough.

Hey. What do you want? All you gotta do
now is wish for quintuplets, and we're

all set.

That's a cinch. We'll honeymoon in
Canada.