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Clipper's been in there a long time.

Maybe she won't sell.

Hope she did get Weiser's oil on her land.

Here he comes now.

Here's the deed, signed, sealed, and delivered.

I'll take it. No, I know you don't. We'll put it right in here where we can

watch it.

All right, let's hurry to Fairport and record the deed. Oh, what's the hurry?

There's a lot more suckers around here who want to sell oil land cheap.

Hey, look out for those men.

What's the matter with you guys? Why don't you look where you're going?

Am I burnt up? Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken and

dumplings.

That's for not dreaming enough of the both of us.

Why, you.

Hey, spell out, you guys. I think I see a meal.

Where? Where?

Well, go on over there and saw up some of that wood, and I'll give you

to eat.

Come on, boys, work to do.

Go on, saw that wood now.

Lot of peck.

Hey, get busy.

Okay.

Look,

I'm skilled labor.

You can do better, I suppose.

Wise guy, you want to do all the work.

I didn't need you. I'd exterminate you.

Get a hold of that saw. We've got to fix it.

How?

We'll break it in half and move the handle up to here.

Bring it back now.

It won't work.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

Say something.

Speak to me, kid. Tell me your name so I can tell your mother.

My mother knows my name.

Oh, plain possum, eh?

You're going to fix that saw, you half -brother to a... weasel?

Listen, you. On behalf of the weasel, I resent that.

Talk to your superiors like that. Come here.

Cut this saw in half so it'll work.

How am I going to cut it in half?

Use the little saw.

Oh.

Gee, where'd you get the egg? Right here. Made the water while you were

Ain't it a beaut?

Well, hello.

Well, it's pretty hard work.

Come on, come on, brace up.

Why, I... Hey, you!

Hey, what do you think you're doing there?

I'm sawing a saw in half with a saw, see?

Hey,

you're ruining my saws.

Don't get excited. You can still use it for a cheese knife.

Now listen, you birds.

You're going to work till you pay for these saws.

Now get over there and load that wagon. If I see you do any more damage, I'm

going to have you thrown in jail, see?

Get going!

I can't go another step. My feet are killing me.

My puppy's yelling. Oh, mine too.

Oh, take it easy.

Take it easy, Fido. Take it easy.

What?

Gee,

I wish we had a car.

Wishing, always wishing. What does it get you? Nothing. You never can tell

I... Hey, fellas.

Look.

Can it be?

Yes.

Oh, boy. I got my wish. It came true.

How do you like that?

But I didn't wish for no derby.

Never look a gift horse in the puss.

You know, I think I was born to be rich.

I wish I had a cigar.

Look!

You were wishing with it.

Cigars! Mm,

what a bouquet.

Mm, smells like a...

brains. You, punch drunk, I'm hungry. Do something about it. What?

Wish, slug, wish.

Okay, what do you have?

How about that roast chicken and dumplings?

And some hot apple pie.

Does it have to be hot? Why, certainly. Do you want them to catch cold?

Okay. I wish I had roast chicken and dumplings and hot apple pie.

You ain't trying.

Consecrate. Consecrate.

What's the idea of telling them to stop?

Maybe we can get a hand out here.

That's a good idea. Come on.

How do you do, lady? Could you get three hungry men a bite to eat?

Why, certainly.

The widow Jenkins never sends hungry men away.

Come in, gentlemen.

Now make yourself right at home. Thank you.

Gee, I wish she had some roast chicken and dumplings.

That's exactly what I have.

And I have some lonely hot apple pie.

Oh, boy, I got my wish.

The guy's haunted.

Oh, this water tastes like coal oil. Isn't it awful?

It's been that way ever since the pump broke.

Mrs. Jenkins?

Isn't there some kind of work we can do to repay her for this wonderful meal?

Well, the pump does need fixing, but... Men, man the pumps.

Something we will do.

mean a crowbar.

Don't a rooster crow?

Boy, isn't this a beautiful spot?

You said it.

It brings out the wood nymph in me.

You know, I wish we could meet three beautiful girls so we could settle down

here. That's asking for too much. What do you want to waste wishes for?

of the prettiest months of the year.

Oh, you all say the kindest things, sir.

Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, are you forgetting to pump?

It's stopped up. Get the crowbar.

Stop, stop.

Ain't well nothing. Why, that's Earl.

Earl? Sure, call Earl.

He'll mean oil.

It's a geezer.

An oil geezer. Hey, that's worth a lot of money. Let's cork it up. Quick, we'll

get a cork. Quick. We can't get a cork to bet that. You better say it.

By gracious, I just sold the farm for $50 an acre.

They told me a dust storm was coming.

$50 an acre? Why, you've been swindled. Who bought it? Oh, Mr. Clipper and two

other men. They've gone to Fairport to record the deed.

Boys, we've got to stop them before they record that.

Is that no swindlers?

Sure, it's our car.

Look, here's the Jenkins deed.

It's them.

The crooks. Come on!

Give me that. Hey, what's the matter? Give me that deed.

Give me.

Hey, give me back that deed or I'll punch you in the nose.

Did I hear someone call the justice of the peas?

Why, it's Uncle Tim, sure enough.

Hey. What do you want? All you gotta do now is wish for quintuplets, and we're

all set.

That's a cinch. We'll honeymoon in Canada.