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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:40,630 Oh, nurse, my baby, my poor little garçon. 2 00:00:40,890 --> 00:00:44,810 Oh, calm yourself, Mrs. Bedford. He's in the hands of the world's greatest 3 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,510 specialist. They'll pull him through. 4 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:47,890 I hope so. 5 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,810 To the operation! 6 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,030 The operation! To the operation! 7 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:09,949 What do you think you're doing? 8 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:11,450 This is Monday, yeah? Yeah. 9 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,650 Come on, get busy. We've got operating to do. 10 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:26,390 What's the matter? 11 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:27,610 Come out. 12 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:33,110 I didn't mean it. It's a coincidence. 13 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:35,010 Couldn't happen again in a thousand years. 14 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:36,450 I'm glad you understand me. Yeah. 15 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:43,760 you a lesson. 16 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,080 Close. 17 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:38,380 Come on. 18 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:46,140 Do you think it's serious, Dr. Curley? 19 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,340 Yes, indeed, to say the least, if not less. 20 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,540 Hmm. The perambulation of the pedal extremity is impeded by the insertion of 21 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:55,700 foreign botanical offshoot. 22 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,700 Now, gentlemen, we must proceed with caution. 23 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,660 This Bedford dog is worth a fortune. So it is. The instruments. 24 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:01,499 The instruments. 25 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,980 Instruments. Instruments. 26 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:21,959 We have none. 27 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 Oh, yes, we have. 28 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,780 No, no, no. Hold it, Doctor. 29 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,640 This is going to hurt me worse than it does you, Garson. Now, hold on. Hit me 30 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,640 in a minute. 31 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,780 Ouch! The wrong thorn. 32 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:37,120 My proboscis. 33 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,400 Success. 34 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:45,700 Success. Success. 35 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,140 Success. 36 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,600 This operation shall go down in history. 37 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:54,320 I didn't know you had it in you. I didn't. She did. 38 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:03,540 Looks like a botanical offshoot in the upholstery. We'll have to operate. 39 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:05,040 Oh, no. A thousand times no. 40 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,460 Get the anesthetic. Get the anesthetic. Get the anesthetic. 41 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:08,920 Administer the anesthetic. 42 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,670 Now I can show Garcon in the dog show tomorrow. Come, Garcon. No, no. 43 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,230 He must rest here for a few hours. 44 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:37,030 Yes, we'll have it back about four o 'clock. We'll see that Garcon gets the 45 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,710 best of attention. Oh, yes, madame. 46 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,270 Thank you. Good day, gentlemen. 47 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:41,629 Good day. 48 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,630 Nurse! 49 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,370 Put the dog to bed. 50 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:47,770 Dr. Moe, Dr. Larry, Dr. 51 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:48,970 Curley. 52 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,230 What do you want? 53 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,070 Two important visitors to see you. 54 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,710 Okay. 55 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,190 Hey, that nurse must have eaten catnip. 56 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,750 How do you do, General? We're from the Daily Star. 57 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:18,070 We'd like to get up a feature story about your hospital. 58 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:20,710 That's fine. Follow us. We'd be happy to show you around the place. 59 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:22,470 Now, 60 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:24,170 here's our general ward. 61 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:26,270 This is where we keep our mixed patients. 62 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:29,490 Now, this cat suffers from operatic tendencies. He's like to sing opera on 63 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:30,490 back fences. 64 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:49,880 interesting case, gentlemen. What's wrong with him? He's suffering from 65 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,520 alcoholism. Ain't he a cutie? 66 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,760 He's a lap dog. A lap dog? 67 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,420 He ain't lapped up two cases of beer. A bad case. 68 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,960 Keep a cool head, kid. 69 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,300 Now, right this way, gentlemen. 70 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,760 Isn't he? 71 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,620 Now, here's a security case. 72 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:12,740 See that? 73 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,100 What's GCM mean? 74 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Garbage can moocher. 75 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,640 Yeah, he's got a bad case of scavengeritis. 76 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,200 But we'll cure him. See that? 77 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:25,240 Right this way, and I shall demonstrate. 78 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,240 It never fails. The dog puts his head inside the garbage can. We step on the 79 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,640 valve, which propels a stream of water into the dog's face, frightening him. 80 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,520 Now, after several such treatments, the patient is entirely cured. 81 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,200 Now, note the simplicity of the construction. 82 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580 And it always works! 83 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:49,850 I got you. I'll tell your esophagus out. Open your mouth. 84 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,530 Quiet. You want to wake Garson? Who's Garson? 85 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,570 That's Mrs. Bedford's prize poodle. 86 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:56,870 Oh. 87 00:06:59,030 --> 00:06:59,929 Calling Dr. 88 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:00,930 Curly. Calling Dr. 89 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,670 Curly. Go to room six. 90 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,930 See a man about a dog diet. 91 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,410 Calling Dr. 92 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:10,710 Larry. Calling Dr. 93 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:14,110 Larry. Dog in ward eight chasing his tail. Bit himself. 94 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,370 Is that serious? Will it hurt his carriage? 95 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,670 I don't know about... 96 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,280 but it's going to race Cain with his wagon. 97 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,039 Calling Dr. 98 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,040 Moe. 99 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,340 Pomeranian in Ward 6 has a coat on its tongue. 100 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:25,620 What should we do? 101 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:28,700 Give him the pants and vest and take him for a walk. 102 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,180 Pardon me. 103 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,920 Come on, we've got to pull this job in a hurry. 104 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,120 We'll hide him in the old house until we get the ransom. 105 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,940 and had you march yourself right in here and watch this dog. 106 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,260 Oh, you do it yourself. 107 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 Oh, mutiny, eh? 108 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,520 Yeah, mutiny. It's not on a bounty. 109 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:08,960 Now come on in here like I told you. 110 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Hey, wait a minute. 111 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:12,019 What do you want? 112 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,020 Help me out. I'm stuck. 113 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,340 Are you sure? I'm positive. I can't move. 114 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:38,229 Dinner is ready. 115 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:39,250 Come to the dining room. 116 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:40,610 That is all. 117 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:29,789 Why, certainly. 118 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,270 Frickas eat bone. It's delicious. 119 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:33,670 Since when do I look like a dog? 120 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,290 I don't know. I ain't seen you lately. 121 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,440 Carson. By Carson. 122 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,120 Oh, what do we do? Read this note. 123 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,519 What happened? 124 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,700 Where's Carson? He's gone. 125 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:32,960 Here, read this note. 126 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,280 Mrs. Bedford can have her dog if she pays $2 ,000. Don't tell the cops or she 127 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,279 will never see him again. 128 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,120 Those guys weren't reporters. They were dog nappers. We've got to stall Mrs. 129 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,780 Bedford off till we find her dog. Now, start thinking, if possible. 130 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,820 What's the matter with you? 131 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,420 I'm trying to think, but nothing happens. 132 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,820 Hey, fellas, look. 133 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,020 It ain't so serious. 134 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,320 Here's his collar. a leash. 135 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,680 All we gotta do is refill it. 136 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,260 That's brilliant. That's smart. 137 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,440 Look out. 138 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,460 I got an idea. 139 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,940 I wonder what he's up to. 140 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,140 Sit down there. 141 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,680 Now here's the idea. 142 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,760 We gotta disguise this mutt to look like Garshawn. The old lady won't know the 143 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,280 difference. Get to work on that mattress. 144 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,040 Nice. Get the glue. You get the black paint. 145 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,160 Stop pulling, boys. 146 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,140 You get to work like I told you. 147 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,820 Ow! Go on, get busy, will you? My hair. 148 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,620 He looks more like Garson than Garson. Nobody will ever recognize him. That 149 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,640 mattress hair turned the trick. 150 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,240 We brought Mrs. Denton's dog back. 151 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,660 All right, but keep it away from me. I don't like dogs. Come on. 152 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,400 Just wait right in here, gentlemen. Madam will be right in. 153 00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:11,950 Go away, dog. 154 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,190 Go away. 155 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,010 You escaped. 156 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,290 I'm getting out of here. 157 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,370 Hey. 158 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,169 Here's to you. 159 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,330 Not to me. To you. 160 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,299 Sounds good. 161 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,380 Then I'll have some, too. 162 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,140 I know, you didn't mean it. No, I didn't. 163 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,520 Look. What? 164 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,380 Oh, it's ice. 165 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:49,580 Oh, it's gone. 166 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,640 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get up in the first. 167 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,780 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 168 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,860 Why, how do you do, doctors? 169 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,440 Well, where is Garcon? 170 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,720 Right here. 171 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520 Garcon, Garcon. 172 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,810 bloodhound. If you've got any blood in you, you'll find Garson. 173 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,010 Now go on, do your... 174 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:48,610 double -crosser. Listen, if you've got any pointer in you, you better start 175 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,750 pointing and point out those dog nappers. Get the point? 176 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:55,570 Hmm. No, no, no, no. He must be a point setter. Quiet, you hot -haired ale. 177 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:07,570 I wonder why we haven't heard from the owner of that dog. 178 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:08,850 Search me. 179 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,440 Please don't be a poinsettia. Stop pointing. 180 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,960 Come on, he's on a set. 181 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:22,760 Get 182 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:30,880 out 183 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,880 of the way. 184 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,280 We're looking for a dog. 185 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,560 He had four legs and a tail. 186 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,060 No, I ain't seen no dog. 187 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:43,759 It's them. 188 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,960 The dog. What happened? Come on! 12552