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How many? Three.

I'll take the same.

I bet two.

I'll see those two, and I'll raise you five.

I'd better win today. I haven't had breakfast in a week.

Well, the best man always wins.

Well, there's four.

Hey, I need some more chips.

Hurry up with those chips.

I'm making chips for you guys.

I got to get busy for my radio contest.

Roses are red and violets are blue.

Try stick fast glue and you'll be stuck too.

I got it.

Oh, boy, if I get the best one, I'll make a lot of money.

Oh,

you're crazy. You've been sending those things in for weeks. Nobody ever wins

those. Yeah, why don't you play cards and improve your mind? What there is of

it.

See the money I get.

There's that chip I call. What do you got?

Just four acres.

And me with four kings again.

Well, it must be beginner's luck.

I can't understand it. Every day you have beginner's luck.

Well, it's just one of those things.

If you want to cheat, cheat fair. Anything I hate is a crooked crook.

My beginner's luck.

a minute. Come here.

Maybe it's something I ate. Sure, it's those pancakes.

Oh, not my pancakes.

I admit the pancakes ain't so good, but the syrup is delicious.

Why don't you think of this, useless?

There you are.

Why don't you hold still? Now I've got to start all over again. I'll get that

thing yet.

Yeah, those teeth hold out.

It's a good thing it's time for the coffee -nailed cigarette program, all

That concludes the musical portion of our program.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the coffee -nailed cigarette

contest. The first prize of $50 ,000 goes to Mr. Curly Howard of 1122

Lilyflower Terrace, New York City.

Who did you say? Curly Howard.

Oh!

Go places and buy things. Come on.

is valued at $5 ,000.

Now, over here.

This bed goes back to Henry VIII. That's nothing. We had a bed that went back to

C .S. Roebuck III.

Hmm.

Always kidding.

And now, gentlemen, if there's anything more, I will gladly serve you

personally. Good day.

That's a horse trough. Horse trough. Rowboat. In a hotel?

That's a bathtub, you imbeciles.

Go take a bath.

But it ain't spring yet.

Oh, yes, it is.

See the pretty grass? Where?

You're next.

But I had a bath.

When? July 4th, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then.

What are you going to do about it now?

Take a bath.

the upper part, you get less air. Yeah.

How am I going to get up there?

Where's the ladder?

I... Oh!

I ought to be able to

sleep up here for a week. This bed is so soft.

Leave me a call for Wednesday, will you?

trying to do break my neck your neck look at my head it is broke so it is

fix it oh thanks oh

sody

pop oh uh here uh hear what i have to tell you

he's going to give you a tip

Could you tell me which room is occupied by the gentleman who won the cigarette

contest? That room at the end, miss. Thank you.

Gee, kids, we're in luck. That $50 ,000 is down the hall just waiting for Mama.

Oh, that's swell.

Now see if we've got it right. We pretend we're three rich widows. We meet

goofs, make them propose to us, and marry them. Right. Then we get their

and give them the ozone.

That's what the hotel manager will give us if we don't get some dough.

All right, Darwin, now you go next door and get locked, and we'll come and find

you. Come along.

That one sounds flat.

Try another.

I'll sharpen this one up.

I'm seeing gorillas.

Don't look at me when you say that.

I got the DTs.

I'm seeing gorillas, I tell you. Ah, you're crazy.

The joint's haunted. Look, the pants are walking.

Maybe it's ants.

What's going on around here?

His pants are walking and he ain't in them.

Ah, you guys have been drinking.

Pants are walking around.

Ow! My pants bit me.

We'd better kill him.

$5 ,000 gadget.

Here's a board.

Give me that.

Why don't you bring me a softer board?

Come in. Come in.

Gentlemen,

this registered letter just arrived.

I thought it might be important.

Thanks. It's the prize money.

What? What's happened here? My bed.

They'll put us in jail.

Did he say jail?

No, Yale.

He's got a brother in college with two heads. They got him in a bottle.

What's the matter? Is there something wrong?

No. The figure's staggering me.

And so will your bill.

Hey, fellas.

Get up, you fellas.

This is a fine time to take a nap.

Is he gone?

Yes, he's gone. We've got to do something quick.

Hey. Hey.

They'll put us in jail for this. We've got to get out of here quick. Come on.

There's something peculiar about those men in there.

Keep your eye on them.

I'm going down to make up a bill they'll never forget.

All right, boss.

What are we going to do now?

What was that?

Me no sabby. Me lone wolf.

Me caught a lot of way.

Help!

Help!

We're going to see the manager about this.

Now, remember, girls, we've got to make them propose to us right away.

Couldn't we just marry the money without them?

Quiet, Cleopatra.

It's that darn detective again. He won't go away.

Oh, he won't, eh?

Honest, girls, we're sorry. We're looking for our pet monkey. Have you

Oh, so that's what's running around here.

Say, what's that monkey got that I ain't got?

A long a tail.

Oh,

I do hope he's not hurt. He's the only ray of sunshine left in the lives of

three lowly widows.

He's the only happiness we have with all our millions.

Did you say millions?

Just a few.

And we're so, so lonely.

Oh, what you girls need is a husband.

Oh, this is so sad.

Darling.

You mean you'll marry us? With the millions?

Yes. It's a deal.

We're the monkeys you girls are looking for. Change those weeds for some glad

rags. It won't take a minute. We'll be right back.

You change your mind, we'll sue you for hapus corpus.

Look at that monkey. He's got the letter. We'd better get it away from him

before the girls find out we're pro.

Well, we're rid of him. Hurry up, girls, before those suckers change their

minds.

Oh, look who it is, Darwin.

How do you like those chislers double cropping us? Say, will I tell that mug

something? We're going to pay those guys a visit. Come on.

Let's use the fire escape.

Right.

It's the manager. Let's give him a reception.

What I'll do to that guy with the sugar bowl haircut.

Ready? Give.

Oh, my.

Gee, it's the girl.

Oh, yes, it's us.

We're sorry, girls. We didn't know it was you. Oh, that's quite all right.

Gee, you're swell, dames. Give us a little kiss.

Why?