All language subtitles for The Three Stooges (1938) - S05E01 - Termites of 1938

something. The same to you, and I don't
mean fish.

Oh, hello, Mabel.

Why, Muriel, what's the trouble? Well,
it looks as if I can't come to your

party. Arthur's gone on another one of
his famous fishing trips, and I won't

have an escort.

Why don't you call the Escort Bureau and
have them send over a nice young man?

Well, what do you mean?

Well, from what I understand, the Acme
Escort Bureau is thoroughly reliable,

mostly college boys from Harvard and
Yale.

Perfect gentlemen. Why don't you try it?

Oh, I don't think that I... Well, you
don't want to miss the opportunity of

meeting Lord Walsh, do you?

No. I must run along, dear. I'll be
expecting you.

You're going out tonight, Miss Van
Twitcher?

Yes. Get me the Acme Escort Bureau on
the telephone.

Yes, ma 'am.

I do hope they're discriminating.

Discriminating?

Yes, Mandy.

Scrimine.

Acamy. E -H. I guess this must be it.

Well, that's it.

That's what?

What's the idea?

That's my new invention, the Simplex
Rotent Exterminator. I thought we were

supposed to catch a mouse.

Listen, you jughead.

When the mouse comes out of there, he's
bound to touch one of those strings.

When he does, the cannon goes off.

Oh, I get it. The noise wakes up the
cat, and the cat catches the mouse.

See that?

Wait a minute.

The old -fashioned way is good enough
for me.

He ain't progressive.

Now listen, if we don't get him with the
strings... We get him with the

hangman's noose. Right around the neck
till he's dead.

Oh, come on, come on.

Oh, I wish I had my pretty blower here.
I'd get him. If he sees you, he'll never

come out.

That's the old -fashioned way. That's
why I lay to wait nights figuring out

safe plan.

I'll show you how to get one.

Now, if I only had a mouse.

Why didn't you say so? That's a cinch.

What's the idea?

I've been reading up on it. See?

So what?

If a pie -eyed piper can call him out, I
guess I can sober.

That's a swell idea.

For the mouse.

I know. The strings are too loose. We'll
get down there and tighten them and get

them on the way back.

I don't know if I can play that twibble,
that tune.

See, that's what got me.

Get me out of here!

Help me out!

Answer the phone.

You want to go home? You just got here.

No.

You'll have to talk a little louder,
lady.

I want to engage one of your best men.

We're all best men.

You see, a friend of mine is giving a
dinner dance.

Dance?

She's got dance.

By the way, what are your fees?

Fleas? She's got fleas, too, boys.

What else you got, lady?

What?

What's the address, lady?

Meet me at Mrs. Sturgeon's home at 1320
Laurel Canyon Drive.

It's semi -formal.

Tails!

All right.

Has she got snails, too?

No, you lunkhead.

You don't expect to go to a classy joint
and catch pets in those dirty overalls,

do you? Come on.

I've got my pickle all here. I can get
anything.

Come on.

How do you do, Mrs. Van Twitcher?

Get that thing out of there.

Right. Quite the very idea. Get this
disgraceful thing out of here.

Get your shirt on, big boy. We were sent
for.

Oh, Clayhammer. It's quite all right.

We're expecting them.

Oh, very well, Mrs. Van Twitchit.

Hold this, Sledgehammer.

Hello, Mabel. Oh, Muriel, I'm so happy
to see you. May I present Howard.

Fine, I'm Howard.

Act your service day and night. We do
the job and do it right.

Act me.

I say, what now?

Oh, it's their college, yeah.

College?

Dinner is served.

Dinner? Dinner?

Certainly. They always feed you in these
high -class joints. You don't want to

wake on an empty stomach, do you? Oh, I
should say not. All right, go ahead.

Cut it out.

Get rid of that heater.

Look at all that silver. What do we do
with them?

I'll show you what to do with it.

No, you don't.

You eat with them. But why so many? All
we need is a knife.

Can't you see how they're laid out? You
start at the far end and work your way

down. Ready?

Go!

Go,

crowd boasters! Go for everybody!

Sit down, shorty. Stuff's here and it's
mellow. Thank you, thank you.

Oh, dear.

Hey, I ain't got no server yet.

Take part of mine.

Thanks. I say, look here, my dear.

This is my first visit to America, you
see, and I want to be very sure that I

observe the proper tabling.

Now, what shall I... Oh, I have it.

I shall keep my eye on those college
chaps.

No shoes.

Hey,

buddy.

You ain't gonna get any mice with that
tune. You gotta swing it.

Wait a minute, you big chump. You gotta
wait till the guests are all gone.

But I'm a pizzicato. Oh, do you boys
play, too?

Well... Oh, we'd love to have you play
for us.

Hey. You'll play something for us, won't
you?

Sometimes I think you've got part of a
brain. Thanks. Don't mention it.

Yeah.

Hey, I got a tune of B flat.

Hey, Maestro.

You blow the gas pipe. You get the
little fiddle. I'll take the overstuffed

All right, fellas.

Slam. Hey, piano player. You stay and
take the tempo from my buddy.

Don't shove.

Man the instruments, boys.

We will now play Romani's Sigmundines by
Liederkranz.

Thank you.

Hey,

hey, hey!

Come on up here!

The place is a mess.

We better forget society and get to
work.

You guys handle the terminus, I'll
handle the boss.

Do you hear anything?

disgraceful. They should be put out of
the house.

Yes, madam. Take this thing out of here
immediately.

But, madam.

Oh,

lady.

Try

here.

A blooming hole.

What the... Are we a shower bath over
here?

It's those escorts. I shall call the
Acme and report this. By all means,

the Acme immediately.

Oh,

Arthur!

Muriel!

Oh, Arthur, I'm so glad you're back.

Forgive me, honey. I'll never go fishing
again.

Oh, it's terrible.

Did you see a female moth fly through
here? Was it a white one? Yeah. No, I

didn't see it.

I know where three moths are going.
Where?