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Well, we're all set.

Ain't love grand?

Yeah. Come on, let's get the car.

You want to mess me up, eh? I ought

to...

Come on.

There they are.

Come in.

Coravelle. Floravelle.

For the hundredth time, will you marry us?

This is so dumb.

You have bad father.

Mr.

Bell, can we marry your... No.

They can't do that to us.

Are you three guys still here?

Sure, and we intend to stay until you say yes.

thrown out of this house.

Is that so?

Tell him a few syllables.

You can't do that to us. We're not interfering with interstate commerce.

And we're going to sit right here.

fellas sit down I'll pick

Didn't I tell you not to fish for those pets?

But I had two strikes.

Well, here's a third one.

You almost put me out.

Go get the mail.

Thanks.

Hey, our fair mail's growing.

Oh, boy.

Handle it.

Here's a real estate company going to give us a lot as soon as we're married.

And here's the guy who'll give us a ready -cut house.

Boy, a house and lot for nothing.

What are we waiting for?

For Papa to say yes, puddin' head.

But, Governor, they've been sitting in my house for three weeks.

You've got to get them out.

Oh, so you don't do nothing.

Well, there's nothing a justice of the peace can do, then.

Oh, yes, there is.

And a baby carriage.

What do you got?

A gas bill.

What's the matter with you?

There they are, Sheriff.

We ain't done nothing. You can't arrest us. I'm not going to arrest you. I'm

going to marry you.

We've won the strike.

Now we can get married.

Wait a minute. Quiet.

Who's going to marry who?

Why, we're going to... Oh, we never thought of that.

I got an idea. Get those name pens.

Pardon me, Justice.

Take one.

I got Florabelle.

Honey!

Darling!

I got Corabelle. Oh, darling!

I got Stetson. Which one is she?

Come on, here.

There.

This is it, driver.

You better stop.

Well, here we are.

All right, women and children first.

Out of the way!

Well, there's where your new home's going to be, girls.

Where's the cottoners?

There ain't any. You build it yourself.

No cottoners?

Well, we ain't going to build nothing. We're on our honeymoon.

Certainly. I got married so I could retire.

But you must build the house first, darling.

Nothing doing. I said we're on our honeymoon.

Certainly. Ah, now, darling. Tootsie -wootsie. Little snooky -poo.

The honeymoon starts when the house is finished.

Nothing doing. We're staying right here. I'll bring him down.

Hey, not that.

Now you snap out of it and get to work. But we was going down to... You start a

fire for breakfast while we go to the store. Get going.

They did it. Oh, we did. Strike me, would you?

Come on out and get aboard so we can prop this up.

Okay. Hurry up!

What'd you let go for?

Are you sure?

I'm sure. I can't get it out. That's all I want to know.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! I'll take this guy.

Hurry up with that board. You've been at it all morning.

There's nothing ready cut about these houses. Every board is too long.

If that putting head hadn't have burned up the plans, we'd have saved plenty of

work.

Hey, fellas, help me out. I'm stuck.

What's the big idea?

Somebody hit me on the head with a keg of nails when I came to.

Here I was.

I know I missed a keg of nails. But it didn't miss me.

Hey, fellas, come on. Help me get out of here, will you? Don't worry. We'll have

that stuff off you in a jiffy.

Oh, thanks.

Not over there, no. I got a corn on that side.

Who's doing this?

Yeah, that stuff's too hard. Try this.

That's an idea.

Half of my corn now.

My foot.

What are you yelping about? I had to say it was through, didn't I?

Get the dynamite.

I knew we'd have to use it for something.

Dynamite? Hey, you're not going to blast.

What would you do?

Not blast.

That didn't hurt, did it? I don't know. My foot's asleep.

Here.

What's the idea?

One stick in each block's enough.

Listen, I don't want to butt in, but don't you think half a stick is enough?

No. You've got nothing to worry about. Besides, dynamite always blows down.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Have you out of these like that?

Come on, get behind the lumber pile.

You'd better hurry. See you later.

Take these out.

Hey, listen, fellas.

Don't be so mean.

He was right. A half a stick would have been plenty. Yeah, gee, he was a swell

guy.

You know, I think I'll let him keep that dollar he owes us.

Have you nothing to do but play with firecrackers? Where's Carly?

Well, it started with the cement.

Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!

Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!

Here I am! Come get me!

There he is!

Forget what I said about that dollar.

What's the idea of hitting my sister -in -law with Samantha?

What'd you hit my brother -in -law for?

Say, I think there's something wrong with this door.

Looks all right to me.

Hey, fellas, the plumbing's all through.

That's great. Well, she's all finished.

Now for the honey move.

Boy, will the women love this.

Oh, honey!

Darling! Angel!

Ain't it a beaut?

How do you like it?

Why, it's beautiful.

Oh, it's marvelous.

But where do those steps go?

Steps? Why, those are shelves.

Shelves?

Well, here's a post that shouldn't be here.