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One chicken soup.

Chicken soup. Take it away.

Don't go away now.

Hey, waiter.

What is this, pork or veal? What'd you order? Veal. Then it's veal.

What's this dog growling at me for?

Oh, don't mind him. He's mad because you're eating out of his plate.

Oh.

Let me see.

That chicken soup, tenderloin steak, and coffee.

Is that all?

Uh -uh.

Custard pie.

How did you enjoy your meal?

The soup was watery, the steak was tough, and the coffee was just like mud.

Well, I'm glad you liked it. Don't forget to tell your friends.

Have an after dinner, man.

I'm getting fed up with this restaurant business. All I hear is squawks.

And you, eating up the profits. Get back where you belong.

Oh, shut up. I don't have to.

Why don't we get out of this restaurant business anyway?

Why don't catfish have kittens?

I wonder.

Enjoy your meal?

Well, I'm glad you liked it. Don't forget to tell your friends.

Have a mint or some peanuts or some pepperinos. Ah, pepperinos!

One baked mackerel must be fresh.

that broiled mackerel will fill your soul.

What do you think I am, a magician?

I'll have a hot dog.

Nothing for me.

One bow -wow!

One bow -wow, coming up!

Hey, get out of here! Get out of here and stay out of here!

Hey, waiter.

Yes, sir.

Never mind that hot dog.

Give me a couple of eggs on toast.

Adam and Eve on a raft.

Scramble those eggs.

Wreck them.

Here, boy, give me a paper.

That horse of mine lost again. I'm going to sell the dog.

He's all run out.

Only a sucker would buy a thunderbolt.

Well, there's one born every minute.

Look at this.

Madcap wins $10 ,000 sweepstakes.

So what?

$10 ,000 for just winning a race? That's the kind of game we ought to be in.

You said it. If we could find a sucker who'd buy this place, we could get us a

horse.

I got an idea.

Hey, fellas, who won the big race?

Madcap.

Madcap?

And your horse, Thunderbolt, beat him last week by six lengths.

Why didn't you enter him?

Oh, uh, well, I've made enough money on Thunderbolt. Besides, I want to sell him

and get into something quiet.

You know, like the restaurant business.

Oh, boy, you sucker. Let me handle this.

Now, we might be interested in your... Hey! What's the idea of making me do all

the work around here? Be quiet. We're talking business.

Oh.

Now, we might be interested in your proposition.

Can your horse run fast?

Thunderbolt? He's the fastest horse on any track, wet or dry.

What's your proposition, gents? Well, I'll take the restaurant as a down

on Thunderbolt, and you can give me the balance if he wins. I mean, when he

wins. It's a deal

Hurry

up get in there and get dressed right now. We're leaving

Well, gents, here's your restaurant. Where's the horse? At the fairground,

number three.

You wouldn't be taking anything away with you, would you? Uh -uh.

What have you got there?

Where? There.

Oh. That's a goiter.

You boys ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Get away.

Gentlemen, I'm mortified.

I'm at a loss for adjectives. I want to apologize for my two partners. I didn't

know I was connected with common thieves.

He's a horse -flesh boy.

Am I proud of him?

Hey, look.

He must have slept under a lumber pile.

Never mind the smart cracks.

What he needs is a workout.

Race him around the track.

Get busy. Come on, Thunderbolt, old boy.

Now, we've got to time him, see? Let's get the clock.

Wait a minute. I put it in. I can get it out.

Well, wise guy, you put it in. Why don't you get it out?

How time flies.

Yeah.

Come on, you. Come on, let's get busy.

Hey, Curly, get the... Where is that puddin' head? Come on!

What's the big idea?

You told me to race him around the track.

And I did. And I beat him.

Get my rub down.

That's just what I need. Start on this leg.

The other horse.

Oh, running makes me hungry. I'm starved.

What did you give that horse?

Just salted peanuts.

He

must be

crazy.

What happened?

This chump gave the horse hot peppers instead of peanuts. So that's what made

him run so fast.

And you ate some, too.

Water!

Water!

It's kerosene!

The next race is the $5 ,000 Benson County Sweepstakes.

Among the thoroughbreds competing today are Bandit Leg, Bride Biscuit, Muddy

Water, Turtle Neck, Hailstorm, and the last -minute entry, Thunderbolt.

Hey, Larry!

Oh, Larry!

Did you get the peppers? Then how?

All we gotta do is feed these hot peppers to Thunderbolt and the race is

bag. Where's Carly? In there with Thunderbolt.

Come on.

Come on, get on that horse. It's time for the race.

Give me a hand.

Contact.

Oops -a -daisy.

Ouch!

Help!

Get it out Oh

I

can't right now getting tender -hearted a

make Thunder Bolton less nervous?

Come on, the race is starting. Hey, hand me my whip.

And don't forget, give him the peppers after he gets going. We'll show him the

water.

Okay. Your number plate's in line there.

the restaurant back.

We've got to keep this water ahead of them. Come on Thunderbolt.

I've got an idea.

Take this.

Get in there.

But you didn't.