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My eyes open.

Whoa!

Thanks. Hey, how about some breakfast?

Yeah, how about some breakfast?

Yeah, how about... Oh, you old man again.

Come on, get breakfast.

Oh, I don't know why we're married. Why can't our wives get our breakfast?

Our wives can't get breakfast and work at the same time.

What's that you got?

Cheese.

Cheese, that's salt.

I thought it tastes kind of strong.

Those loafers are still in bed.

They must have sleeping sickness.

I'll get them up.

and sleeping all day.

And I haven't had a new dress since we've been married. Well, we're only

five years.

Yes, and either you get out and get a job or I'll get a divorce.

Oh, honey, not that.

We looked for a job one day last year. There isn't any.

Here's one right here.

There is? What's it say?

Wanted salesman to sell Brito.

Oh, we don't know anything about selling.

If you don't get that job, you're gonna get...

He'll go out and get this job even if it kills us.

Come on, fellas.

for salesmen in every newspaper in town.

And not even one single applicant.

Well, since prosperity's back, everybody's working.

Well, it doesn't seem possible.

Sure, there's someone I can get.

Someone must sell this product.

I've got to have salesmen.

Salesmen. I think we're being paged. Come on.

Salesmen. That's what I need.

Salesmen. Here we are. Three of the best salesmen that ever sailed.

Have you ever sold anything?

Have we ever sold anything?

Have we ever sold anything?

Have we?

Well, this gentleman is Bridal. Yes? The savior of a nation.

Yes, yes. The scientific marvel of the age. No.

Yes.

Bridal makes old bodies new.

Bridal. Bridal makes old bodies new. We'll sell them.

It's for sale. Now get busy selling it.

No, banana peel.

Could I sell you a bottle of this, Brido?

I just found out it cleans Panama hats and furniture.

Also, if you have a knick -knack with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick out of

the knick -knack with Brido.

Dr. Bride, say this again.

What's the matter? I think I got something.

Or something's got me.

No. Can I get you something? A glass of water, maybe?

You better let me take the spot off your coat. Spot?

Yes. Old Bridal was marvelous.

It'll take it off in a jiffy. Oh, great.

Certainly. After we shine, he won't even recognize it. Come on, make it snappy.

Why, call us. Tell them to dial inflammation.

You heard it.

Quiet. We're on the air.

Hello,

everybody.

We just brought the moon over the mountain.

Hello, Ma. Hello, Pa. It wasn't much of a fight. I stood right there. But not

for long.

Quiet.

This broadcast is coming to you through the courtesy of Brito.

delicious flavors.

Chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry, and raspberry.

Ouch! It's still raspberry.

Now keep quiet or I'll suck you again.

Are you listening?

Now don't go away, ladies and gentlemen. We'll soon be with you.

in a while.

What is it? The line's busy.

Oh, busy.

Now you're disconnected.

Excuse it, please.

fellas know...