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There's much to go on, but the Bureau of Missing Persons is at your service.

That's the only photograph we could find among their uncle's effects.

He died very suddenly.

Probably took a look at the picture and couldn't stand the shot.

Mulvaney, these three boys have just inherited the Madame de France, that

Modi shop on Fifth Avenue. See if you can find them.

It's marvelous.

I always wanted to make a cabinet like that. The idea's been in my head since

I've been ten years old.

Oh, sort of aged in the wood.

Yeah, but... See that?

Oh, no.

Oh!

What's going on here?

We're ready to build that cabinet.

Well, then get busy. Okay, Mr. O'Malley, get that thing here.

I'll be all right now.

Thank you very much.

Oh, how do you do, Mr. Morgan? I've been expecting you. I'm so glad you arrived

safely with the cabinet.

Yes, I can breathe easier now. The museum made me post a $50 ,000 bond for

safety. Is that so?

That.

This is probably the most valuable piece of antique Chinese woodwork in the

world. I want an exact... duplicate made of it. Well, you've certainly come to

the right place.

Boys, where are you?

Right here.

Ow!

Sorry, boss. They were piled too high.

Just a little careless.

Now, Mr.

Morgan wants an exact duplicate of this cabinet.

I get you a twin.

Don't worry, boss. When we get through with that, its own mother won't be able

to tell them apart.

Are you sure this work will be in competent hands?

Certainly. We're all incompetent. Oh!

Now, Mr. Morgan, we're not as dumb as we look around here. Just step into the

office and we'll talk this thing over.

That's a genuine Ching Hai Li.

It's a Charmaine Hai Lo.

Hai Li.

Hai Lo.

Hai Li, Hai Lo, Hai Li, Hai Lo, Hai Li, Hai Lo, Hai Li. Wait a minute. Hai Li,

Hai Lo? Hai Li, Hai Lo.

Boop, boop. Boop, boop.

Oh! Now, come on. Get over to that sandalwood.

Make a design of that. Hurry up.

These days you're going to get yourself killed, you know that, and I will be...

Ah!

Moe, Moe, Moe, talk to me. Say something, Moe.

What happened? What happened?

Say a few syllables, please.

Pick out two.

One, two.

little ones. You need some iron.

If it wasn't for me, this cabinet would have been chow mein.

It's all your fault.

Come here.

Come here.

Hey, look.

I'm looking, but I don't see anything.

You have tongue tied?

That's them.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you doing?

Oh!

Oh, you think you're going to get away from me, huh?

Why don't you stop when I call to you?

We can explain everything.

Yeah, we're pedestrians. You can't put us in jail.

Jail? We just wanted to tell you that you inherited your uncle's gown shop.

Uncle Pete's gown shop? Yeah.

I'm not the Madame de France. Yeah.

Water. Give me water.

Water you had to have, huh?

Don't take an eye off me. I should let him alone.

Oh, boy, what a layout.

Welcome to the Madame de France.

Girls, Monsieur Larry, Monsieur Maud, and Musiqueur.

Bonjour, Monsieur.

Where's the office?

This way, Monsieur.

What can I do for you? I'd like to see your hose.

Certainly. What do you think of them?

No, no, no. I mean ladies' hose.

Oh.

Girls?

May I see some stockings?

I'll take a dozen of those.

Thank you.

Hey.

I've been looking for you.

Hey.

Look at that piece of merchandise.

Look at... Come on.

Now, what in creation is wrong with the creation?

Well, I bought it here last week, and it really doesn't fit.

How strange.

Ha -ha, there it is. A trifle too much train.

Yeah, I think there's two boxcars and a caboose too many.

The cowcatcher is dragging.

Well, at any rate, we'll have it fixed before he can say, Thank you. Did he

oh?

I think I'll take off the caboose.

Come right up to the filling room, please, and bring the tape measure.

Yes, you come with it.

Tape measure.

Thing with the numbers.

Smart girl.

Miss Eisenbottle is coming down.

You're going to be wild about this.

Now we're going to have it sent to you parcel post. Express or via airplane.

Yes, ma 'am. Thank you. Thank you.

Very artistic, isn't it? Oh, very spiffy.

Very spiffy.

Yeah.

He looks like a V8.

Yeah, a V8.

This is Madame de France.

Wait a minute.

Pardon me a moment.

Put your right hand on your right hip. Turn your head this way. Throw your head

back.

Hello?

This is Mrs. Morgan Morgan.

Could you give a fashion display for me and some of my friends this afternoon?

Well, you're talking to the right guy. I know you've always been up to the

minute. And we'll be there at three o 'clock.

Goodbye.

Wouldn't you like to come along, dear, and see all the new fashion?

I would not.

Those three vandals who wrecked that Chinese cabinet are somewhere in this

and I'm going to find them.

Come on, boys, get busy. We've got to create some new models for a fashion

I never got a chance to learn about women's dresses.

Designed furniture, didn't you? What's that got to do with it? Well, dresses

the same thing.

Crazier they look, the more women will pay for them.

Plots, please.

I think I'd look stunning in that riding habit.

I think there'd be trouble figuring out which one was the horse.

But he would be my partner.

Pick out two. One, two.

Oh, he broke it.

He broke it.

Isn't that beautiful?

This is what I've been waiting for, the designs by the new owners.

Madam, isn't that scrumptious?

Mmm, putrid.

Lovely. Could you create something individual for me?

Lady, you're practically created.

Oh, delightful, madame.

On the titois.

What am I doing?

Tie it off someplace. Get rid of it.

Princess what?

Princess what?

Oui.

Princess what?

Pin it.

Is my wife here? Yes, Mr. Morgan. She's in the fitting room being created.

It's what?

It's what?

Merci, merci.

Did you scream?

These are the men who ruined my...

He can't fight us. Go ahead.

Now, I warned you.

Why,

you.

I'm sorry, Moe. It was an accident.

Yeah. Put your right hand on your right hip.

Throw your head back.

Hey, go up and see if the coast is clear.

It's clear.

I'm going to walk.