All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s06e07 The Rookie

Look, are we going to walk the beat
today or what? Sorry, everything just

slipped. Well, look, the next time
something slips, keep your eyes open.

Otherwise, you're going to let yourself
in for a lot of surprises.

Now, you catch my drift?

Yes, sir. And don't call me sir. I
already told you that.

It just doesn't feel right calling you
Harry.

Harry, Officer Flank, anything else
except sir. Now, sir is the word of

endearment I reserve for people I bust
over the head with my nightstand. Hey,

Harry. How come your pants don't fit as
good as your partner's? Oh, keep it up,

Vinnie. I'll tell your wife when I see
her at mass on Sunday.

Take a break. We just started. Take a
break.

Get in. I got something to tell you.

Why did you get in that man's car?

What man's car?

Sloan. Nathan Sloan.

He's a gangster.

Among other things, he's had people
killed.

Now listen, rookie.

Let's get something straight.

One thing you never, never do is
question the wisdom of my axe.

You're out here to learn. I'll tell you
exactly what you need to know.

Everything else is between my
conscience, my maker, and me.

on Pearl Street.

That's where the tourists go. That's
where you get the best deal. If you want

quality, you go to Blue Red. You pay rip
-off prices. Will you stop, please?

I asked for an opinion, not World War
III. Well, he just... Truce!

Okay.

I'll check out both places. Well, I
don't understand why you're serving

to begin with. Lobster for 20 is going
to put you in debtor's prison.

Because it's a clam -baked dummy. What
are you expecting to serve? Beans and

franks? Quite a... Why don't you two go
jogging or something and work off some

of that energy?

Jogging? Energy?

I get in at four in the morning. I don't
have any energy.

I hope it was worth it. Worth what?

Making me miserable. What are you doing
over here anyway? You're supposed to be

at the office paying bills or something.

I would like to know why that little
chore always falls to me.

Because you're the brains in the family.

You're absolutely right. I am the brains
of the family, especially when it comes

to something you don't want to do.

Excuse me. What?

Permission to come aboard?

Officer,

this really is necessary. See, I was
just on my way down to pay those tickets

just as soon as I get the taillight
fixed. Oh, this has nothing to do with

tickets. Oh, the registration on the
boat. Got the paperwork all filled out.

was just on my way to put that in the
mail. Where's the paperwork? I gave you

the paperwork. Please, this isn't what
you think it is.

You don't have anything to worry about.

I'm here for personal reasons.

Personal reasons.

I want to hire you.

Look, I hope it's okay coming here. I
did try your office first.

Well, uh... Yeah, of course. Please, sit
down.

I'm A .J. Simon.

Hi, I'm Rick Simon.

Yes, I know.

I heard your name mentioned by one of
the instructors at the police academy.

He said, for the money, you're the best.

For the, uh... For the money.

I'm Linda Richards.

And I...

I'm faced with a situation that I just
don't know how to handle.

You see, I think I'm working with a
dishonest officer.

In that case, I really feel your best
bet would be to go to Internal Affairs

possibly your watch commander.

No, I can't.

My partner has 30 years on the street.

I just graduated from the academy three
months ago.

Now, if I report him, whose word do you
think they're going to take?

My whole career is going to be over
before it starts. Look, Officer

I know you probably think it's
ridiculous.

A 98 -pound female wanting to become a
cop. No, it's not that. It's just... But

I always have.

It's like I was born with that
obsession.

I never played house.

I grew up reading Policeman Bob.

It just seemed like such a wonderful way
to dedicate a life, you know?

I mean, nurses.

You know, they help people.

The police officers, they're out there.

I mean, that's the ultimate.

I just don't know what I'm going to do.

Now look at me. I'm crying.

Damn it all.

Cops aren't supposed to cry.

Here.

Every date last night?

No.

I guess I didn't sleep too well.

Anything you want to talk about?

Like what?

Well, when you look as unhappy as you do
and you don't get any sleep at night,

there's usually a problem.

I'm fine, honest.

All right, suit yourself. Now, look, one
thing I'll never do is pry.

You don't like me to smoke, do you,
Richard?

I don't think smoking's good for anyone.

And no, I especially don't like to see a
police officer doing something that's

against regulations when he's supposed
to be setting an example in public.

Well, the trouble is, this is one of the
few pleasures I've got left.

Hey, hey, hey, partner, hey, hey, hey.

This ain't no place to go climbing, you
know.

Now climbing's for trees on dry land.

Oh, I'd hold his hand, ma 'am. I've seen
more than one go over out here. I just

turned around one second and he was
gone. Thank you so much. Oh, sweetheart,

did you do that? You stay with Mommy
now.

See, Richards, there's nothing wrong
with bad habits, as long as you keep

eyes open.

Hey, mister.

Let me give you a little tip. The
fishing's a lot better at the end of the

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not talking about that. All I'm
saying is that you would do a lot better

the end of the pier.

Yeah, natürlich.

Vielen Dank, Fräulein. Dankeschön.

Hey, where'd you learn your Deutsch?

Heiko. Huh?

Everybody took Spanish. I took German.

I bet you tried out for the football
team, too, huh?

No, I was too small.

German routine's getting a little old.

At least it takes some kind of
imagination.

Earth, have you gotten that bag?

Go.

Find out your next birthday.

I'm going to buy some cigars. Look, why
don't you go back to the arcade and

check out their license?

We did that last week.

I forgot the expiration date.

It's good for another six months.

Maybe you read it wrong.

Look, why don't you just do as I tell
you, huh?

He went into Sloan's bar.

Sloan must be there. That's his car.

Good Lord.

What's in that bag?

It's my birthday present.

We saw him go in there. What did he say
to you?

He sent me off on a wild goose chase.
Same as always.

Go check it out.

If he sees me anywhere near there, he'll
deep six me off the end of the pier.

Go enjoy your wild goose chase. We'll do
what needs to be done.

Trust us. Remember, Officer Richards,
money for the best.

Hey, you want to do me a favor and leave
that thing here?

Well, I can't do that.

That's the reason I'm so successful.

Anytime I do a thing, I live the part.

I wonder where in trouble.

You bum.

Get out of here. I ain't no bum. I got
money. I got money.

You really do live the part, don't you?

Here you go.

Have a cigar, courtesy of Mr. Sloan.
Thank you.

Any luck?

Oh, not to go to town with. How about
you?

Mr. Sloan's car has air conditioning,
Dario, and in the glove compartment,

cigars and heavy artillery.

He's carrying a gun around in his car?

Yep. Which is pretty stupid, considering
he's a convicted felon.

Unless, of course, he knows he's being
protected.

How many times have I told you, Mr.
Sloan?

I've walked the beat my whole life.

Well, I got the show for it.

A pile of bills, a bachelor apartment, a
car I'm ashamed to admit I own.

Hey, Harry, come on, Harry.

You're a prince among men. You're
absolutely incorruptible, and I mean

compliment. I admire people I can't buy.

Good old honest Harry Flack.

He's got zilch in the bank.

His wife left him for some creep who can
afford hot tubs and dinner dances.

And when his mother died, his own
mother, all he could do was give her a

in the low -rent end of the park.

Well, Harry Flank is sick of sainthood
and incorruptibility.

He's so sick of it that his bones ache.

You're coming on pretty strong, Harry.

You know what I want?

I want out.

I want to retire.

I want a cabin in the Sierras where I
can listen to the snow melt

every year for the rest of my life.

And in order to get that Mr. Sloan, I'd
be willing to do just about anything.

Yeah, well, I know where you're coming
from, Harry, but it's a sad thing right

now.

Right now, you're a little too risky for
me.

Why? Because you're like a kangaroo,
Harry. You got a pouch, and in that

you're carrying around a little baby
super cop.

Oh, come on. Now, that's no problem. You
look into her eyes sometimes, Harry.

One side, you see truth.

The other side, you see justice.

That concerns me, Harry.

Like I said, Mr. Sloan, that's no
problem.

Just give me a couple of days, and
you'll never even know she existed.

you, rookie.

48, 64, 88, red, lavender.

Lavender? Hut, hut, hut.

Hey, guys, I thought this was supposed
to be flag football.

Well, here's the flag right here.

friend got a split. Well, why don't you
quit before that play? Yo, come on,

Larry. Man, you guys are going to blow
the whole game.

Never fear, guys.

Fate has sent us substitutes.

You chumps are in trouble now.

No, it's all right. You just keep right
on playing, son, because we're talent

scouts for the San Diego Chargers.

Look wise, guys.

I'm on assignment around here.

It's a lot of gang activity.

So make it fast. What do you want?

What do we want?

Yeah. Read my lips. What do you want?

Want to know what we want.

What do we want?

Well,

uh, what we want.

Well, what we, uh, we want to find a way
to tell you that we think one of your

cops is on the take.

Come on, Gramps. Let's play.

Yeah.

You came down here to spread gossip?

Tell me one of my officers is on the
take?

He's not one of your officers
personally, but he is somebody on the

Who, inquiring minds, would like to
know?

A beat cop named Harry Flank.

Are you crazy? Harry Flank is one of the
best damn cops in the business.

Let's go, man.

Are you going to talk or are you going
to play?

We're going to play.

What do you mean, we?

Never mind.

You ain't got all day. Come on.

Come on, man.

you two something right now. Harry Flink
broke me in. He took me when I was a

clumsy rook and he made a policeman out
of me. He's got more accommodations than

I've got years on the force. Well, Rick
saw him talking with Nathan Sloan and

Nathan Sloan has killed more people than
you got years on the force. So he was

talking to him. Drinking with him,
swilling down booze.

What is he supposed to do with Sloan?
Have high tea?

You center out past. I don't center.
Well, you do now.

And you run a post pattern or something.

On two, break.

It's going to be like playing in an old
-timers game.

Oh, yeah, pimple face.

Watch this.

44, 66, red, fuchsia. Fuchsia?

Hut, hut.

Next time you have something to tell me
about a policeman, send me a message in

Morse code.

Come on, Town.

If you're so sure he's innocent, why
don't you help us investigate?

Look, Harry's not even in my division.

I don't see him anymore.

Nice try, Town, but we did our homework.

Captain McKnight is fishing in the
Bahamas.

For the next month, Harry Flank is under
your direct supervision.

I'll kill the fink who told you that.

Down. Let us walk a beat with him, just
one week.

If he's dirty, we'll find out. If he's
clean, we'll be just as happy about it

you are.

I don't know what you two guys did, but
you really made Lieutenant Brown mad at

him. Oh, well, see, Harry, we handle a
lot of debris. Rick, knock it off. What?

We do not discuss our cases in public.
Did I mention any names?

Not yet, but you will.

A .J., the man has got a right to know
why we're out here walking a beat with

him.

All right, but I don't want to hear one
syllable of one single name.

All right, there was this wife.

Okay. Who had this husband.

Of course.

Who was fooling around with a belly
dancer.

Where do you find a belly dancer in San
Diego?

Give me enough time, I'll find anything.

There you go.

Anyway, on this particular little caper,
we were supposed to make a believer out

of it.

Well, let's just call her the Queen of
the Nile to protect the innocent.

She wasn't so innocent? You got that
right.

So, by the time we finally tracked her
down to the motel where she always met

Mr. Jankowski... No, Rick. What?

I don't believe you just did it. Did
what?

You just said his name.

Oh, sorry.

You didn't hear that.

So anyway, we're in the parking lot at
midnight.

And all of a sudden, here comes this
creature, all decked out with the veils

the tinkling bells and everything. So,
bingo, we nab her.

What has this got to do with Lieutenant
Brown?

Not very much, except that it was
Lieutenant Brown.

Oh, no.

The queen of the Nile? Yeah, you want to
talk sensuous. I mean, really sensuous.

Oh, yeah. Tinkly? Oh, yeah. What my
feeble -minded brother is endeavoring to

communicate is that Lieutenant Brown was
undercover.

He was just closing in on a Middle
Eastern smuggling ring, and we blew it

him. Yeah, yeah, but I got to tell you.

It was worth every minute of this little
purgatory he's putting us through.

Well, you're out here to learn a little
humility, huh, Rick? Yeah, that's the

general idea, yeah.

Brown tell you I broke him in about 15
years ago when he didn't know his left

foot from his right? Yeah. Well, it's
hard to believe he ever made lieutenant.

And I'll tell you something.

This little rookie listens to me. If you
keep your nose powdered, she could make

lieutenant, too.

Well, no offense, but I think I'd have a
little trouble following orders from

Ladybug Lieutenant.

You'll have to forgive him, Walker.

What we laughingly refer to as his mind
got left somewhere back in the Stone

Age. Help!

Help! Somebody please help! He's having
a heart attack!

Excuse me.

Call an ambulance! Call three!

Nothing.

I tell you, AJ, I'm beginning to agree
with Terrell.

I think the guy's one hell of a cop.

Good old Rick Simon.

Give him a free cigar and he's yours for
life. I mean it, A .J. I think our

problem here is Linda's zeal.

Maybe she's seeing things that don't
exist.

Wait a minute. You saw Harry guzzling
booze with one of the biggest gangsters

the family.

Did that exist?

heart attack in six months old age is a
terrible thing and you can quote me on

that they're from cincinnati 40th
wedding anniversary poor woman lost her

two weeks ago i'm starving you guys like
chili dogs i got a place whips up the

best chili dog in california sounds
great here's the

sensitivity of a jackhammer probably why
it gets along with my brother so well

Now, would I kid you? Cuatro.

Let's see here.

All right, thank you. There you go. Make
your own fixings.

That's terrific.

That's Jerry Sablin.

That's him.

So? You weren't roll call.

Weiss has been trying to bust his book
for a month. So Weiss should get off

lazy butt.

He's in there taking bets. I'm not going
to walk away for the sake of a hot dog.

You're under arrest for bookmaking.

Bookmaking? You've got to be kidding.
I'm no bookmaker. Harry, I'm paying this

guy back on a loan. To win, place, or
show.

No way.

Out. Come on, Harry. Out.

That's police brutality.

Come on, Harry. Stop her. She's doing
her duty. And you're looking stupid.

If Nicoletti was here, you wouldn't
dare. This is a damn fool.

You just shut your mouth, creeper. I'll
run you in, too.

And you can bet on it.

And I ain't forgetting you two guys,
neither.

I'll sue the whole squad.

I'll have everybody in court if I have
to.

Happy now?

Sir, he had his book in plain sight.

It was a letter -perfect paraphernalia
arrest.

It was a letter -perfect false arrest.

The minute you reached to its pocket,
you blew it. Hey, Tom, this was her

big caper. Don't hey -tell me.

And why in the hell didn't you stop her,
Harry? You should know better.

Okay.

Officer Richards, you're on the desk for
your next employment period.

And we'll see what happens after that.

That'll be all.

That was the most obvious frame I have
ever seen. How are you going to convince

Dan of that? I'm going to give him
evidence that he can't ignore.

He gave us a week on the beat. We're
going to use every damn day of it.

Yeah.

Come on, you little fucker. Get in
there.

All right, all right. No, no, no, no,
no. Not down there. Damn it.

She's still not home.

Well, maybe we ought to try a more
direct approach, like maybe going out

looking.

Come in.

We've been trying to call you for the
past two hours.

I was walking around outside and I saw
your lights, so I thought I'd come on up

and write you guys a check. Ah, no, no,
you write the check when the job is

finished. It is finished.

I didn't go to the academy to sit behind
a desk and type questionnaires.

You didn't go to the academy to lie down
and quit, either.

You guys don't understand.

When a rookie gets dropped from an
assignment, it's the end.

I might as well just resign and save
myself and the department any further

embarrassment.

That's the decision I came up with while
I was walking.

Linda.

Harry is a crooked cop. There are no two
ways about it.

Now, he used that bookie to get you
busted off of his beat.

Try telling Lieutenant Brown.

As soon as we have some solid evidence.

He's going to throw you out on your ear.

Not with facts.

What fact?

Well, we don't have any yet.

But you're going to be behind a desk for
a while so you can work for us on the

inside. When you busted that book and
all hell broke loose, the bartender

mentioned a name we're real curious
about.

Nicoletti.

Nicoletti? That's why we need you on the
inside. We need information.

And what are you two going to be doing?

Um, well, we'll just keep walking the
beat with Officer Harry.

You're crazy if you think Lieutenant
Brown's going to let you keep doing

Uh, well, he doesn't really have any
choice in the matter.

You see, if Harry were to ever find out
the real reason that Brown assigned us

to him, it, uh, it wouldn't look good.
In fact...

It might even look as if Towne had used
us as his personal private version of

internal affairs.

Yeah.

That's blackmail.

Yeah.

It's a little thing we never shy away
from when the game gets as dirty as this

one.

I don't know which one of you guys I
ought to kiss first. Me, me, me, me.

I hope I'm not disturbing you, Mr.
Sloan. Yeah, you're kidding. No sweat.

You saved me from doing my kid's
homework, Harry. I'm okay with Algebra

geometry's not in my bag.

Get you a drink?

I thought you'd never ask.

Yeah. Okay.

Come on, Mr. Slow.

Please.

Nothing personal, Harry. I survived by
being cautious.

Old habit, you know.

If I wanted to get you, I sure wouldn't
use no wire.

I'll find a better way than that.

I understand you laid a real sweet frame
on your partner, Harry. That's the word

I get back.

Well, when I finish my probation report,
she'll be lucky if she can

get a job with the sanitation
department.

What's your attitude toward cocaine,
Harry?

Well, the suckers want to spend big
bucks frying out their brains.

Well, that's their problem.

And dealers?

We live in the land of free enterprise.

God bless America.

Tomorrow afternoon, Harry, make yourself
available.

I'll tell you what you need to know,
when you need to know it.

You won't be disappointed, Mr. Sloan.

I, uh, I got one small problem, Harry.

Those two clowns following you around,
who are they?

A dog meat. A couple of stumble -bum PIs
my lieutenant's trying to teach some

respect to.

You better get rid of them, Harry.

I can't.

Not after what I did to Susie Q.

Anything else would look suspicious.

What do you think would happen if they
got their hair mushed up and their noses

bloodied a little bit?

I think they might ask the good
lieutenant for a safer assignment.

I certainly would, Harry, if what I'm
thinking about happened to me.

What happened to your boots, Rick?

Oh, boots weren't made for walking.

Look at you.

Why the sourpuss?

Thinking about Officer Richard?

Think she got a raw deal?

Well, facts are facts, A .J. She made an
unrighteous arrest.

I tried to warn her.

But inside that little 98 -pound body
lies a very stubborn young woman.

Something I can help you with, Richards?

Yeah, I was just trying to figure out
how to run somebody.

Simple. Hit this key.

Then this one.

Type in the name.

Yeah. And then this.

Oh, thanks.

Anytime.

Hey, you guys like another one, huh? Uh,
no.

Oh.

Grazie. Hey.

Hey, fellas, you know, there's an
informer I meet down here a couple of

week. He feeds me a bit of information.
I got to see him in about a half hour.

Now, look, if he sees me with a couple
of strangers, he might clam up.

What are you trying to do, get rid of us
here?

Come on, guys. Why would I want to do
that? Come on.

I lost my bowling ball once.

Really? Where was it? In my bowling bag.

Thanks, Nathan.

Keep an eye out for my keys, will you?

They'll turn up. They always do.

You know, it's really embarrassing
getting ripped off at the station.

You begin to sound paranoid. Nobody's
ripping you off. Probably find them on

seat of your car.

Sure hope so. Can't stand to lose
things.

Officer Richards.

It's for you. Line three.

Officer Richards here.

How'd you do?

You are never going to believe what I
found out.

Look, I can't talk to you right now, but
I'd like to see you as soon as

possible.

Okay. Why don't you meet me at the
office right after your shift?

What's happening? Oh, my J .J.'s just
trying to line up a little action for

night. Yeah?

Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too, lady.

When you wrote down your number, why
didn't you just write down book solid?

saved us both a lot of trouble.

Well, I'm not young anymore.

What a waste of energy.

Ah, try a night out on the town with me
sometime. I'll find you something that

makes you feel like a teenager again.

Oh, no,

no, that's all right. It's a family
dispute. I know. It'll be fine.

Don't you ever do that again. Oh, shut
up. I'm not fine. All right, I'll call

for backup.

Help me, help me. Get back there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get the feeling we were expected.

Yeah.

I wouldn't worry about it, though.

Backup's on the way. Yeah.

Bye, guys.

If you continue being police officer,
which we sincerely hope you will, never,

never interfere in the domestic quarrel.

What he means is, Linda, is if you're
gonna do it, wait till your backup

arrives.

Ah. Ooh.

You look terrible.

Thank you. Could you please tell me what
happened?

Well, your ex -partner set us up for a
little back alley hospitality.

I don't think so.

At least, not for the reason that we all
figured.

I found out who Nicoletti is.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he's
one of the guys who tried to break my

That'd be a good trick, seeing how he's
dead.

Linda, stop teasing us, okay? You're
asking a couple of scrambled brains here

figure out clever word games. It's not
fair.

No, I'm telling you the truth.

He's dead.

He was a policeman, and he's dead. Up.

Nicoletti was one of Harry's partners.

They worked together for 12 years.

When Nicoletti died, Harry had a mental
breakdown.

He went off duty for six months.

I'm proud of you. You broke into his
personnel file, didn't you? Yes.

And it didn't make me feel very good. It
didn't?

No.

But here's the important thing that we
have to know.

After Harry and Nicoletti split up,
Nicoletti made a case against Nathan

for criminal conspiracy.

A bunch of surprise witnesses showed up,
probably furnished by Sloan, and the

whole thing got blown so far out of
shape that the grand jury handed down an

indictment. Not against Sloan, against
Nicoletti.

What for?

Perjury. Two weeks later, Nicoletti
walked into the men's room of a downtown

station and blew his brains out.

Christmas Eve the following year, Harry
caught one of the guys who had set up

Nicoletti and hung him over the edge of
the Coronado Bay Bridge.

Six months suspension.

Permission to interrupt.

Two things occur to me here.

One, the reason Harry wants to get close
to Sloan is so he can have an inside

shot at a little personal revenge.

And two, the reason we were beaten up
today is so we couldn't interfere with

that. Which means today could be it.

Always trust your instincts, A .J., even
when you've got a headache.

Coming? No.

A .J.

You can moan on the way. Come on.

Hey, no booze, Harry. You drink when
you're a cop.

Not while you're working for me, right?

Then this is gainful employment?

You betcha. I'm selling a few keys and
nose candy.

A lot of money involved here, Harry.

Oh, damn.

Am I riding shotgun?

You're not here because you're pretty.

Then it must be my brain's in.

Whereabouts is it we're going?

Right in the middle of your beat, Harry.

That's all you need to know for now.

I assume you came suitably equipped.

Meet Christine.

I named my piece after my ex -wife.

Both of them can dish out more misery
than anything I know.

Looks like the bad times are over for
you, Harry.

You do a good job for me today.

I can promise you the world will be a
much finer place.

And I mean that, my friend.

You know Mr. Sloan?

I feel like I just made a down payment
on that cabin in the Sierras.

Okay, you, uh... You want a dime on the
charges minus three and a half. And you

take a nickel on the over.

What do you think you're doing?

Outside. In a pig's eye, Buster.

In a pig's eye, Buster. Write your
material.

I do, pal.

And I'm gonna...

A little bit of bum you threw out of
here the other day.

Get your hands off me.

What's the matter with you? I'm calling
a cop. You're calling a cop? I'm calling

a cop. All right, how about that one?
Will that one do for you?

Oh, no, not you again.

I'm calling a lawyer. Oh, you don't want
a lawyer.

You could call a priest.

I suggest you shut up.

And you listened to what that nice
officer has to say.

I ran you in the computer today.

I couldn't find anything under Sapman,
so I tried a couple of your AKAs.

And guess what?

There's an outstanding felony warrant
for you in Las Vegas under the name of I

Am Lucky.

Oh, man.

Anybody who uses a name like that
deserves to get busted.

337A PC.

Bookmaking.

You're looking at at least two years,
Mr. Lucky, and we're willing to

I want my lawyer.

Easy.

But under the right circumstances,
Jerry, we just might be able to find a

forgiveness in our hearts.

Or not.

What do you say?

Yes.

Okay.

Why don't you go home and take a little
nap?

When's your buyer due?

Real soon.

How do you like your new job so far,
Harry?

I always wondered what moonlighting
would feel like. Like Social Security,

Harry?

Workman's compensation.

How'd you like six quarter million
dollars worth of coke?

That'd be a first. You like that?

Hold that up.

How stupid do you think I am?

Cat got your tongue, Harry?

Why are you doing this, Mr. Sloan?

Harry, I am many things, but I am not a
fool.

You came here tonight expecting to catch
me in a major crime, then blow me away

while I was trying to escape, and that's
the way it's supposed to go down,

Harry. No, Mr. Sloan, I wasn't... Shut
up!

You stink.

Like your ex -partner stinks.

You're as obvious as my ten -year -old,
Harry. I saw you coming.

You were easier than Nicoletti. You
killed him. Oh, no, man, I got him off

back. I wouldn't kill your buddy.

He killed himself.

He was like a brother to me. You killed
him like a brother to me.

My God.

Now, you must have planned this thing.

And now it's all come down to playing
out a little tragedy in front of these

wooden horses.

Only some of us horses whinny.

Drop him!

Do it!

Now! All right, you bozos, I'm going to
count to five.

By the time I get to three, I'm probably
going to shoot you.

One.

Two.

Three.

All right, over here. Over here. Move.

Grab it.

Harry. Harry.

It's all over, Harry.

Isn't it?

Yeah.

You bet it's over for him.

The procedure right now is that you put
him flat on the floor and you cuff him.

Take her out for some coffee.

I'll be out in about five minutes.

Guys, come on.

Help me. Help me out of here.

Officer Flank, you can't do this.

Officer Richards, you can't stop me to
go outside, please.

You can't just throw away your whole
career.

The problem is, this conversation is
meaningless unless you knew Tom

He tried to find the book, and now he's
dead. Oh, he's dead.

Is killing someone else going to help
his family?

He didn't have any family.

I'm his family.

And it helps me.

Oh, damn you and your self -pity.

Don't you dare limit family to yourself.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Each person here is part of each other.

And when you do something stupid, you
hurt us all, Harry.

Now, if you make yourself an executioner
and kill this man, you diminish the

image of this entire department.

Now, I'm not going to talk about your
career or how connected I feel to you.

I'm just going to say no revenge is
worth the disgrace you'll bring to our

uniform.

You're a cop, Harry.

Front and center.

Arrest this man.

And remember, read him his rights.

You have the right to remain silent.

If you give up the right to remain
silent, anything you say can and will be

against you in a court of law.

You have the right to speak with an
attorney and to have the attorney

during questioning.

If you so desire and cannot afford one,
an attorney will be appointed.

Mom,

that was delicious.

What do you call that?

Lobster leftovers supreme.

How poetic.

It was the best meal I've had in ages.

You should have been at the Clambake. We
should have been at the Clambake. Yeah.

You were invited. It's not my fault you
got yourselves in trouble with town.

Hey, hey, hey. We didn't get in trouble
with town.

We were just helping out one of his star
recruits here.

And they did, Mrs. Simon.

They got me my job back again.

I'm walking a beat.

Yeah.

Just sorry it's not with Harry.

Who's Harry?

A legend.

A cop who retired after 30 years of
service.

And he'll probably be forgotten in about
30 minutes.

No.

Not if you take his place.

You sure, Rick?

You were pretty negative about female
participation.

Oh, no, I was just role -playing. No,
you weren't. No offense, but I'd find it

hard to take orders from a ladybug lute.
No, that was just for Harry's benefit.

You're absolutely right, Linda. I was
shocked and appalled by some of the

I heard. We always fool around when
we're undercover. You weren't fooling

around. Yes, I was. I can tell the
difference.

Is this something I should know? No.
Yes.

Yes, Mrs. Simon.

Your son's what you might call
chauvinistic.

Not just a call.

But if he were a few years younger and
he didn't wear that hat all the time and

he didn't smoke cigars, he'd be just my
type.