All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s05e10 Walk a Mile in My Hat

The winner, and still champagne at 32
fluid ounces, lean and mean and empty,

Don Diablo.

To what we hope will become a time
-honored tradition here in this

The Simon and Simon getting to know you
encounter.

Only sorry that my brother A .J. can't
be here.

A .J.'s not coming?

Sorry.

Goodbye.

So much for the short hitters.

Well, let me officially declare this.
Thank God it's Friday.

It's Thursday. Not in Bombay.

I should have known better than to
borrow Rick Simon's ripstop, mildew

-resistant, waterproof, Civil War relic,
good -for -nothing...

Hey,

Jake! Sheila?

Hold on!

Want another one?

At least not whatnot.

Cheers.

Is this yours?

Oh, I see you got one of our decorative
hand -painted pliers.

Well, next time use the mail, not my
windshield.

I'm sorry about that, but don't worry.
We're covered.

You know, you can't drive home in this
rain with your windshield wiper missing

like that, so why don't you stick
around? Have a boomba.

Later on, we can play Keno.

Excuse me.

Simon and Simon Investigations.

Yeah, I'd like to speak to A .J. Simon,
please.

Who's calling, please?

My name is Jerry Marsh, M -A -R -S -H,
and I'm just in from Monterey.

I was referred to A .J. Simon by Mr.

Samworth, and I'd like to discuss an
assignment that could be worth a lot of

money to him.

But I have to deal exclusively with A
.J. Simon.

Uh -huh.

You see, Sam really likes his style.

So is he in?

Is there a number where he can reach
you?

A number?

No, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to
be all over town this afternoon.

Well, you see, the problem is Mr.

Simon's in conference right now.

Listen, it's very important to know if
he's available to take this on right

away. I'm willing to pay $10 ,000 for
two days of his services.

48 hours.

Can you hang on just a second?

Would you dial that number for me on the
other line, please? Thank you.

Yeah, he's available.

He is? Oh, that's good. That's great.
That's really fine.

We have to meet with him tonight.

Tonight?

Got it.

Let me check on that.

Sure. Hello, Anza, Borrego State Park.

I need to reach A .J. Simon. F -I -M -O
-N.

He's camping there. It's an emergency.

Well, couldn't you have one of your
rangers, you know, page him or

Is that a hundred bucks in it for you?

Five hundred thousand acres.

Don't you have a sound truck or
anything?

Hello?

Tonight will be good.

Did Sam give you the address?

An address?

No, Sam just dealt with A .J. over the
phone.

Oh.

Will! Your face dropped. I'm obviously
not the lady you're expecting. No, Mom,

was just going into a meeting, see,
and... Well, don't worry, I won't scare

off. I want my casserole dish ready.
Casserole.

Casserole food. Has A .J. called in? No.
Well, it's time to go camping. It must

be freezing up there. Yeah, oh, is it?
He and his new friend, no, must be stuck

in their tent.

Probably.

Well, I imagine they'll find some way to
pass it by. Ah, is that it? Yeah. There

you go.

Okay, see you later, Mom.

That A .J.'s favorite blazer. Ah, yeah.
Yeah, it is. I'm just wearing it for

this meeting tonight. You know, I got to
put on a little show, you know, impress

the client.

Rick, did you know your eyes change
color ever so slightly when you're about

do something stupid?

What are you up to?

Nothing.

What makes you think I'm up to
something?

A .J., A .J., A .J.

Thanks for seeing me. Quite all right,
quite all right. Jerry Marsh. Nice to

meet you, Jerry. This is Claire
Stafford. Claire, how do you do? This is

mother, Cecilia, who's just leaving.
It's so nice meeting you. I heard such

wonderful things about your boy, A .J.,
here. I mean, you're his mother. What

would you say? Oh, yes.

A .J.'s a fine boy.

It's his brother, Rick, I'm worried
about.

Rick?

Troublemaker from the word go. Jerry,
come on in, please. Claire, after you.

Mom, goodbye.

Sam says that you minored in what
business administration? Ah, yes, yes.

you can imagine, I'm a little rusty in
that area. Oh, it's just simple

investment tax credit stuff.

Background checks, verifications of
forms 1066A through 1421B to J.

First year material. Right.

Well, here's the bottom line. You see,
the investment syndicate that I

wants to buy Al Renfield's twin
skyscrapers. And we want you to make

they're not about to fall down.

Or he's not about to fall down.

So basically then what we're talking
about is a thorough background check of

seller, his assets, his reputation, his
credit, the whole enchilada.

That's just an expression of mine. It
means the total picture. Gotcha.

Well, escrow closes in two days and I
have to...

You know, wrap up the entire deal by
then or I lose everything.

Can you handle it, A .J.? Oh, I'm
confident we can have satisfactory

48 hours, no problem. Oh, that's great.
That is just fine. All right, well, I

have half your money here. Uh -huh. $5
,000. Yes, well, that's nice. Now, if we

can just get your signature on this
simple waiver form.

Ah, well, I'd like to eyeball this for
just a little while, you know, before I

sign its standard procedure.

A .J.? Mm -hmm.

It's, uh...

Only four lines. It's very simple. Yes,
I see that. It simply states that you'll

agree to maintain confidentiality on all
information.

Yeah, yeah.

And I really can't give you this check
until you sign.

Yeah, well, I don't suppose he would
mind.

Who? Oh, my attorney. He doesn't like
for me to...

Fine things, unless he's had a chance.
But under the circumstance that I don't

suppose he would object too strenuously.
That's good.

Oh, yeah, this is yours. And this is
yours, I believe. And the 5 ,000 is

It's Hawaii, I promise.

And I will never, ever borrow anything

from Rick Simon.

Long as you live.

Oh, thank you.

You know, I think I'm going to enjoy
working with you on this one, A .J. Glad

have you along.

I may need you to refresh my memory on
some of these business details.

As a matter of fact, I was wondering if
you'd care to join me for dinner this

evening just to go over some of the
paperwork.

Oh, I'd love to.

We heard you were quite the gourmet.

You did?

Yes. Well, I dabble a little, but why
don't I surprise you with a little

steakhouse I know?

Actually, I prefer Nouvelle cuisine.

Ah, well, we could always have that,
too.

Okay, I'm shameless.

I was hinting that you might whip
something up for us in your kitchen.

I mean, word is, your cooking is
heavenly.

Okay,

you twisted my arm. But I'll tell you
what, let's not do anything too

because we do have to work.

How would you like some of my famous
tacos al carbón?

Do you know what's simple and more fun?

What is that? How about some supreme de
volet au champignon?

That's always good.

Rick, you go ahead. I've got to go get
my calculator.

We don't need a calculator.

Rick!

What the hell is this? Now, just fly
with me on this, all right? Don't call

Rick for two days. I'll explain
everything over the lavish dinner I'm

buy you. I think I'm getting this. Does
A .J. know about this? Who?

A .J., little short white guy, blonde
hair. A $10 ,000 to borrow in this tie

this jacket is going to get us as well
worth it. It's like getting a home run

hitting a foul pole.

It's foul, all right. Oh, uh, town, what
is, uh, supreme de voile, uh, uh,

champignon? Chicken with mushroom sauce.
What?

It's chicken?

Claire Stafford and A .J. Simon are here
for you at 2 o 'clock.

Good.

They're here.

Look, Al, let's not rush into anything
here. I need some time to check

people out. They could be fly -by
-nighters. We don't even know who they

represent. All I need to know is their
offer is 22 % over the only other bid.

That's why I think we should proceed
very cautiously. That deal doesn't make

sense. I'll tell you what makes sense,
Bert.

Take the money and run.

If they can write a check and the bank
will cash it, they've got themselves the

Twin Towers. And we're finally out of
trouble with our cash flow.

You're the one who's been saying the
sky's falling.

Claire!

Hey, Jay.

Well, come in, come in, come in. Nice to
meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, this is

Burton Ferris, my senior vice president.
How do you do? Nice to meet you, Mr.

Ferris. Nice to meet you. Excuse me.
Here, here, come on, come on, come on.

down, sit down. Here, yeah. Good.

Where the hell did that Marsh deal come
from?

He just blew into town.

All of a sudden, they're tossing figures
around.

Yeah, well, if Ranfield doesn't go for
that other deal, you're gonna see my

figure tossed out of a top floor window.

He got the financial records before I
even realized.

The minute they look at that building
appraisal, they're gonna know

wrong. I gotta stop this deal.

I gotta get that file back.

I'm sure you can appreciate Mr.

Marsh's desire to complete this
examination as quickly as possible.

Sure, sure.

He's got a live one on the hook.

And I can get off the hook.

Selling the damn towers is my ticket to
one of those condos we built on the golf

course in La Jolla Shores.

Don't let them fool you.

Life doesn't begin at 40.

It begins at 200 ,000.

That's the interest I'll be living off
every year until, well, until my account

is closed.

Yeah, well, we figure our inspection can
be accomplished in 48 hours.

I'll be doing a standard background
check character profile just so that we

know the players. You haven't killed
anybody recently, have you, sir?

Well,

now look, if you need me, I'll be down
on my yacht tonight.

Ocean Beach Marine.

How nice of you to come in. Thank you so
much.

Hey,

don't even think about it. Get down from
there.

How many fucks were the chicken and
mushrooms in there?

I'll just give you nightmares like the
last time.

I wouldn't be like that. You know, AJ
would do the same thing if he were in my

shoes. Maybe not quite at all, but I've
got a few years of experience.

He's calling you to work.

All right, now go on.

All

right.

Come on, take the hold up.

Take the hold up. Come on.

Come with me.

Come on.

Come on. Get in here.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, I brought some wine. I hope you
don't mind. I thought maybe it would

Oh, this is great. No, with paperwork, I
always prefer a dry white.

If the assignment's a little bit more
active, I guess a takeout or something,

good, hearty, robust red. Come on in.

I've geared off a little work area here
for us.

Hey, Jay.

Oh, you know...

Somehow, I get the feeling it's going to
be a pleasure doing business with you.

Amen.

That's your phone. Yes, it is. You like
it?

I just... I thought since we were going
to be busy tonight, this would be a good

evening to hold our calls. Don't you
agree?

I just want to let you know I'm on my
way home.

And I want to share with you something
that I discovered out here in the

wilderness.

It's all about the life -giving
properties of water.

Man needs it.

Animals need it.

The earth needs it.

And car batteries need it!

You know...

You just can't get that in a restaurant.

Excuse me.

Give me that.

There should be a blue sheet coming in
here.

Oh, he's got a problem with some of the
documentation.

Oh, well, let's snip that before the
cognac.

Oh, this is so strange.

It looks like there's another offer out
on the... Howard, no problem. It doesn't

seem to be competitive, but, you know,
your follow -up is incomplete.

Yeah. You know, it looks like escrow
almost closed.

You're right.

I better call Jerry and see what he
wants to do about this.

Jerry Martian, 245, please.

So, um, how long have you been with
Jerry?

About a year.

He signed me right out of real estate
school.

Then my education really began.

Yeah.

He's not there.

What do you think, A .J.? About what?

About the amortization and depreciation
rates they were discussing.

Well... I'd expect a 30, not a 15,
wouldn't you?

But I wonder what Ranfield was thinking
about.

I think I should probably just go down
to his boat and ask him.

Head on attack.

I like your thinking.

Listen, I'll stay here and finish up.

But, you know, we may have to work all
night.

Oh, I sort of counted on that.

Oh Renfields AJ Simon

Town? Look, I think it'd be better if
you led the circus down here before

homicide starts clomping all over
everything.

Yeah, a homicide.

This wouldn't have anything to do with
the fact that the last time I saw you,

you appeared to be assuming the identity
of someone we both know and semi -care

about.

Let's get down to the Ocean Beach Marina
fast.

I thought you were A .J.

I beg your pardon?

Well, A .J. A .J. was here and left. He
was coming right... See,

I'm a client of his.

And we were here working.

Who?

A .J.

Working, huh?

Yes.

AJ is such a hard worker.

He didn't happen to mention that he has
a brother, did he?

So, you're the infamous Rick.

Infamous.

go to the D .A. with a murder and no
body. There was a body.

Yeah, right. I saw it with my own eyes.

Look, I believe you, but short of going
to Lynn and Nimoy, what can I do?

Now, wait a minute. Look, we got all the
evidence we need to go to the D .A.

Here, you know...

So

the mustache drowned another chicken in
ten bucks a fancy beano, huh?

It was one of the finest...

French meals I've ever experienced.

Oh, hey, you want to experience a real
meal?

Go take a look at what I got strapped to
the hood of the power wagon.

Actually, I don't go in much for
hunting.

Hunting? Who said anything about
hunting? It was self -defense.

I mean, that old boy just ambled into
camp with nothing on his mind but shake

and bake.

And an hour later, he's a half -ton hood
ornament.

I love nature.

Full of surprises.

Well, A .J. must have been held up. You
know, I think that I'll just go on out

to the motel. Which one?

It's the travel land over on Interstate
5.

Good piano bar, lousy shower heads.

Well, I'm only staying through till
tomorrow.

Night manager did time for manslaughter.

Of course, A .J. and I always thought it
was murder one, but...

There you go.

Hey, I'll tell you what.

What?

A .J. has got great water pressure.
Yeah? You want to take a shower or

like that?

Uh, yo.

Oh, you're back. Thank God. Listen, A
.J. A .J.? No, he's not here.

Can I take a message?

Will you cut it out?

I'm sorry, fella. I've been shooting a
rifle all day. My ear's still ringing.

What did you say your name was?

She's still there, right?

Yeah. All right, look, A .J., a guy was
killed tonight.

That girl in your living room arranged a
little errand for me to go on the next

thing I know I'm walking into a murder
site.

I don't like the smell of it.

You read me?

Yeah, I got it.

I'll be sure and tell him.

All right, look, we've got to keep an
eye on her. And her business partner, a

guy named Jerry Marsh, they're our only
leads.

Send Claire back to her motel. Meet me
there as soon as you can. And bring the

surveillance gear.

Jerry, we're... Claire, listen.

Something strange has happened. Very,
very great.

And the whole deal could blow up in our
face.

Have you talked to, uh... A .J. Simon
since he went to Al Ranfield's boat?

No. Well, don't talk to him. Don't talk
to anybody. Not Ranfield, not his

office, nothing.

And, I mean, just trust me. And we'll
have 500 grand in commissions in 48

But, Jerry... Call you from Monterey
tomorrow.

Bye.

Buddy, thanks for the phone.

Yeah.

You know where I can get some ice?

A lot of ice.

Don't turn around.

What now?

I want Simon. Which one?

A .J. Simon.

He's not here right now. I'm his
brother, Rick. Can I give him a message?

Yes. No!

Ben, I've been calling you all night.

I've been out. Out where?

Out, out.

I took a message for you. From whom? I
don't know, but I would like very much

give it to you. Unfortunately, I don't
think there's room enough in here.

AJ, I want you to take my half the 10
,000, put an ad in the morning paper. My

brother is a greedy idiot.

All right, my final offer is I'll run
naked through rush hour traffic beating

myself with a chain. Now we're getting
somewhere. You'd have done it too. Not

your life. I wouldn't be you if you paid
me. Would if you saw the past you built

sitting on my desk.

What? I forgot it was a month without an
R and it was my turn to pay him.

You okay?

Yeah.

I wonder if it was Claire's friend Jerry
Marsh. He didn't show up here.

Whoever it was took a stack of files
from the dining room table.

It doesn't make any sense.

Then it fits in perfectly here.

No, Jerry Marsh wouldn't have any reason
to steal him as long as Claire had

access to him. It had to be somebody
else.

Somebody who didn't want us to know what
was in him. Who has most to gain from

this deal?

Al Ranfield.

Well, there's your prime suspect, dummy.
No, there's my prime victim, Ranfield's

death.

Claire had found some discrepancies in
the records before I went over to

Ranfield's boat.

She had him here.

I gotta get him back again.

What am I supposed to do?

You gotta be me.

I don't like the lyrics to this song.

Whoever killed Ranfield knows that I've
seen the body. I gotta stay out of

sight. You can be the wild card to
shuffle the deck around, maybe get

to cough up a corpse.

Come on, how bad can it be for ten grand
to walk a mile in my hat?

I don't mind you being me so much.

But can't I be somebody else?

I'm sorry, but as I said, Mr. Ranfield
is out of the office.

If you'll give me your name... Rick
Simon.

F -I -M -O -N, as in Big Hurry.

You don't have an appointment, Mr.
Simon.

Okay.

Let's make one now. How about tomorrow,
2 .30?

Well, I guess that would be all right.

Okay.

I'm here.

I appear to be a little early, but no
problem.

I'll wait.

Coffee. Black.

Look, Mr. Simon, Mr. Ranfield isn't even
in right now.

Neither is my brother, A .J., who is
doing business with him. And since I

like to have a little chat with both of
them, that means that you are going to

have to get down to business with me.

Where the hell is Ranfield?

I don't know.

He hasn't called in.

Actually, we're a little concerned
ourselves.

Why?

Is there somebody else around here who
works for Ranfield, who pays a little

more attention to their job, might know
what the hell is going on here?

What are you talking about?

I am talking about the $5 ,000 that
Jerry Marsh owes my detective agency for

taking this place apart.

We've been paid to look around, and
quite frankly, lady, I don't like what I

see. Would you like me to call security?

No, I'll do it myself.

Security!

Never mind, I'm leaving.

But I'll be back.

And there better be somebody here who
can give me some answers.

My name isn't Rick Simon.

Thank you.

Mr. Barton, I, uh... It's not nice to
break a man's

concentration, Jerry. Mr. Barton, I
would never do that to you, sir, unless

was an emergency or good news.

Well, I hope it has to do with Al
Renfield.

He's been taken care of.

Look, if you want to close that escrow,
Mr. B., I just need your check.

Let's go over to the house, and I'll tie
it up for you with a bright blue

ribbon. Good.

I've waited 25 years to beat Al
Renfield.

He never knew it was me.

Wonderful.

I'm going to dance on his grave. Yes,
sir.

How far are you going to take this?

Think to Mozart?

That's Mozart?

Uh -huh.

Okay, that's good. Uh -huh.

Uh, listen, would you use your minor
business knowledge and wait through that

for me?

So, did things get a little bit boring
up there in the wilds with, uh, Lorna

Dune?

No, as a matter of fact, that was a
great way to pass the time while we

for the tow truck.

And her name was Sheila.

Was?

Was. I don't think I'll be seeing her
again anytime soon.

You owe me 50 bucks for the battery.

Oh, yeah.

That's my wallet.

Sure, 50.

So how'd I do over in Ranfield's office?

Well, if there's anybody there to shake
up, I imagine they're about ready to

kill me.

I mean, you.

You.

Yeah, you know, I was just thinking it
took years and years of practice for you

to be you, and I'm trying to get it down
in one day.

Yeah, well, just don't get too
comfortable with it.

I'm at Barton's.

He's going for the deal.

I mean, all you have to do is just stay
out of sight and, you know, call me at

the lodge for the last lap, all right?

Barton, that's the first time we heard
that name.

Jerry, are you sure everything's all
right? I'm getting a little worried.

Worried?

Honey, I got the ever -loving check
right in my hand, right here.

Listen, we're almost home free, all
right?

Look, I gotta run.

I love you.

to the trigger.

Maybe it's this Barton guy.

Ranfield is killed at 11. Marsh is out
of town by 1.

We're only missing two things, a body
and a motive.

I bet you Marsh could tell you what's in
this file.

Bruno, this is Rick, two Padres, box
seats to the Cub Series Simon. Remember

I got an LD call to room 221, Traveland
Motel.

It's a residence.

Name's Barton.

Okay, buddy.

I'll be back in touch. Thank you.

For my Padre ticket.

Your Padre ticket?

Our Padre... Now, Bruno's Padre ticket.

You want to consider the girls who
they're up to?

Well, one of them has to have the
missing file.

I'll stay with her. You follow them.

They've got to have something, and if
it's the file, I want it back.

How bad do you want it?

Well, let's just say that I'm not in
love with those guys.

Hmm?

Okay, here's the other offer that Claire
told you about.

You're right, that's ridiculously low.

Okay, now tell me, how come one guy is
bidding $10 million less than Marsh for

the same building?

I don't know.

I mean, they shouldn't be that far
apart, not if they're working for the

building appraisal. Right.

But wait a minute, the only appraisal in
here is as low as the other offer.

Okay, so why are Marsh's people willing
to fork over an extra 10 mil?

Well, I guess we better ask.

Uh -huh.

Well, it may not be a body, but a murder
has been committed.

I don't think those guys would like
their response, the honest approach.

You know, Barton may have even arranged
the hit.

In which case, we're dead before we
start.

I'll take the high road, you take the
low.

Let's be sure all the documents are in
order.

Good, Jerry.

Tell Claire to nail this shot tonight.

And we'll meet her in San Diego tomorrow
for a celebration.

Listen, I'll see you later. We got some
trouble here.

What do you mean they got grabbed?

That's what I sent you up to do.

Who did it?

Somebody named Barton. These guys seem
to step on a lot of toes.

Now, we don't know what this Barton
wants, but he's had them in his house

couple of hours.

All right, now listen to me.

If they don't come out of there in a
rubber sheet, I want you to kill them.

They must have the file, you see,
because our friend here does not.

I'm going to fly her up in the company
jet. I want you to rent us the yacht.

After I get the file, we're going to
take our friends on a very short and a

tragic voyage.

You gentlemen work for Al Renfield,
don't you? What?

You know, when you get back, he's going
to ask you a whole lot of questions.

Why don't you call him yourself?

Oh, he's going to hear from me all right
when I go down there and take

possession of his damn precious ivory
towers and toss him out.

See, 25 years ago, Al Renfield pulled a
rug out from under me at my firm and

just laughed his fool head off as we
went down in flames.

Now I'm finally getting even.

Mr. Barton.

Excuse me.

Jerry, what the hell's going on here?
This has been a terrible mistake. Jerry.

Shh. These are the investigators, sir,
that I hired.

A .J., I can explain it all, but let's
not disturb Mr. Barton any more than

been disturbed already.

Rick, I'm Jerry Marsh.

It's a hell of a way to meet, isn't it?

But I think you guys will understand,
all right?

Jerry, get rid of these guys.

What does he mean, get rid of these?
Out, out. Go.

I'm telling you, I didn't kill Ranfield.
I just found him.

Well, you just happened to be in the
neighborhood. You dropped by the boat,

cleaned up the murder site, and stole
the body. Yeah, that's a felony.

It is? Oh, jeez. Come on, a guy doesn't
always think straight when he's looking

at a dead body and 500 grand in
commission slipping away.

Maybe you could cop an insanity plea.

All right, look, I went down to talk to
Ranfield that night because there was a

deal point I needed clarified.

And when I got there, I found just what
you did, A .J.

In fact, when you arrived, I thought,
you know, you might be the murderer

back. Well, why didn't you just come out
right then and there? Well, first of

all, I thought that you might think that
I'd done it. I mean, you know, we've

only known each other for one day, and I
didn't know what A .J. might do.

I know that feeling.

Well, now it gets weird.

Oh, good. Finally.

Weirdness.

I'm standing there looking at this dead
body, and all I can think of is all that

money that I'm losing.

I mean, you see, a guy like me gets a
shot like this once in his life, so... I

thought that as long as they don't find
the body, escrow would close and the

deal would go through.

The papers have all been signed already.

And I figured if I could keep him on ice
for another 24 hours, that...

The deal would go down.

Then I would call the cops and tell them
where to find the body.

Sherry?

Yeah?

Where exactly did you put the body?

You want to see him?

Oh.

Okay, Jerry.

Let's begin at the beginning.

Did you have an independent appraisal
done of the towers?

Yeah. I had three appraisals. Three?

Three. Well, there's another one out
there. You see, we found an internal

appraisal with a matching bid listed at
$10 million lower than your offer.

So apparently somebody altered the
appraisal to sit the lowball off. In

for a healthy kickback, I'm sure.

Yeah, but that's fraud.

Yes.

Do you have any idea who was
responsible?

Freeze.

Yes.

Hey, easy, easy.

They get heavier when they're frozen.

Do you swim?

Yeah, but that'll take days. Wouldn't it
just be quicker to fly back?

Some of us will.

AJ.

Rick.

I'm so sorry.

Uh,

I'm Rick. He's AJ.

What? Never mind.

You're right, Rick.

They are heavier when they're frozen.

They are.

No, no, you don't understand. No, no,
no. You don't understand. See, he is, in

fact, anything. I could tell at a $10
million lower. All right, all right.

Now, who had the .44? Ah, now, see, that
one is mine. But in actual fact, he was

carrying it because, see, he was being
me.

Undercover, of course, because normally
he carries the .357. It was all part of

our plan because we were on a case.
You're Rick. No, I'm AJ.

He's Rick.

This is my I .D. right there. He was
carrying that. Right. Of course, you

because I always keep my I .D. in my
jacket, which he was wearing. Who? Me.

Rick.

Richard Simon.

I'm A .J. We were wearing each other's
clothes. A .J., can you help me explain

this? You said that he was A .J. Yeah,
well, he is, but he doesn't know that

he's A .J. I'm Rick. What? Never mind. I
think we ought to let Brown explain

this. Who's Brown?

The police, Lieutenant. We told you
about it. There he is right now. Hey, he

brought our mother with him. Hi, Mom.
She can explain. Your mother.

Yes, you ought to know one son from the
other, right?

And you're Mrs. Brown? No, no, no. She
is Lieutenant Brown.

And you're Lieutenant Brown? Yeah.
Right. I suppose that you can prove

yeah. Badger?

All right. Before we go any further, I
want to know one thing. Who are these

guys? A .J.