All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s03e07 Caught Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Talk to me. You're downtown brown,
right? I know who I am. Who might you be

tonight on Simon and Simon?

The worst enemy an undercover cop can
have are his friends. I was set up by

somebody inside the department.

Haynes has been up the river too long.

He's joined the damn savages.

We don't have all day. They're measuring
his brother for a pair of cement

shorts. Out of the way! Out of the way!

Down! Everybody down!

Love it, Colby.

Some old rich brat orders a 50 -buck
steak and winds up choking on my lead.

Yeah, that's real nice.

Why don't you give us a 21 -gun salute
and let the neighbors call the cops?

Ames, think fast.

Okay.

It was just a joke.

Relax.

Next time, leave Reed back in his cave,
or we don't do business.

Okay, blue team.

I hope you're hearing this.

Colby and Reed are counting the money,
and I'm going to the head.

Stand by to move.

Get ready. I think this is it.

Ready.

There's no way in from the back. They've
got it locked from the inside.

The front door is clear.

And Reed's already emptied his clip.

Phil, Tony, I want you inside the front
door in 15 seconds.

Come on.

Ben, run around the front and cover
them.

Colby and Reed split. Go after them.
I'll cover the money.

Officer needs assistance.

Monarch Provision Company, 1156 Teller
Street.

Look, his wire went dead right after he
opened the door to leave the can.

There's no way that could have happened
unless he disconnected it.

Equipment malfunction.

Human malfunction.

Face it.

Mains has been up the river too long.

He's joined the damn savages.

Two months ago.

You were saying that Roy Haynes was the
best undercover cop this department has

seen.

Now, we owe it to him to hear his part
of the story. That's just it. We haven't

heard anything.

He ran out of there with the money, with
the furs, and with two dead cops on his

conscience, if he has one of those left.

What do you think, Doc?

I think we've all been under a lot of
strain.

Especially Roy, wherever he is.

On his way to Brazil.

Captain, we have to put out a warrant.

Why the hell hasn't he come in?

Get that piano player right in the
middle of Taya Yellow Ribbon. Sure glad

increased the emergency bail funds.

I never thought I would be glad to see a
bar close.

Forget it.

Time has no meaning for the condo.
Didn't read the charter.

Are you kidding? A handshake is tough. I
still haven't gotten a hang of that

claw thing.

Wait dawn before the last one drops.

Oops. I got a bandit at 11 o 'clock.

You take the box, I'll take the hand.

of our brotherhood. Hey, if you see
music, darling, head on home. These

aren't playing tonight.

The condor is loyal.

He flies in silence, moving swiftly,
attacking

without...

You know this one? Oh, yeah. Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom. We're just on our way for a

nightcap at the patio bar. You remember
Leo? Oh, sure. Hi, Leo. I see you again.

I have to excuse us. We're a little busy
here. Excuse me. You know, I think your

mom's cute.

You didn't know your sons were members
of the Brotherhood?

They're not.

thinking of taking it over to carlos you
know getting some lights putting these

little eyes maybe we could uh hook it up
with the directionals on 57 you know

rick promise me we will never ever again
babysit another convention i don't care

how much they pay us i don't care how
many birds they give us a whole new

you know optimus good night brother
condor if that is wearing a

white belt and smoking a cigar shoot it
right

I thought when you've been married to a
cop, you're ready for anything.

What's five guys knocking down your door
in the middle of the night?

Unconstitutional. Oh, they had a
warrant.

It shook me up a little bit. Jesus,
scared the hell out of the kids.

What really got me was they looked at me
like I was lying. I told them a dozen

times I haven't seen Roy in months.

How long have you been divorced?

Four years.

But Roy's always real good about seeing
the kids.

You don't think he killed those two
officers?

You don't know enough to think anything
right now. What's important is how you

feel.

You sound like Lieutenant Hayden, the
police psychiatrist.

He tried to help us.

I think he's the only one down there
that really understands.

I want you to find Ward before they do.

Those faces tonight were pretty scary.

I've seen it before.

When a cop gets killed, it's like the
whole force goes out of its mind, like

some awful tidal wave.

Mrs. Haynes, I think there's something
we ought to make perfectly clear.

If we find that the police are right,
all we can do is try and talk Roy into

turning himself in.

And if he won't do that, we'll have to.

I understand.

Let's just hope the cops do.

You step on their toes, they got a real
funny way of saying ouch.

Does he have any friends that he might
have had contact with recently?

The worst enemy an undercover cop can
have are his friends.

Or I had none.

Except for Downtown Brown, but I don't
know if you'd call him a friend.

What would you call him?

Dangerous.

Boy.

Shoes made from the skins of an
endangered reptile.

Gold Piaget watch.

$500. Hand -tailored silk suit.

A man's wardrobe would balance the
national budget.

And he's reading Popular and Mechanics.

It's a strange breed of cat.

Well, you don't get all that fur without
claws.

By the odds, this man has seen the
elephant more than a few times.

Either that or he's a professional
basketball player.

Pop it open.

You guys are welcome to count it, but
I'm telling you, I'm sure not going to

in that van and turn all those sets on.
So we'll count it.

I'll tell you, it just warms the cockles
of your heart to see the free

enterprise system at work.

Up against the wall.

All right. All right. Right now. Move
over. Let's get over here. Come on.

Let's get in the car, man. All right.
Just hold it.

Shut up!

All right. All right.

Don't do that. Get him in the car. Get
him in the car.

Don't give me any less.

Come on.

Yeah, well, tell him.

Get in the car. Shut your head.

You notice anything unusual about that
corpse?

Yeah, 50 holes.

What is it? What have you got?

Just a hunch.

Up for a little ambulance chasing?

I have changed clothes to perk you right
up.

Talk to me.

Nice forehand.

Come on, you're following the wrong man.

You're downtown Brown, right? I know who
I am. Who might you be?

Marie Haynes hired us to find your ex
-husband.

Is that right?

She thought you'd be the only person
who'd know where he is.

Marie knows better than to bust my cover
to you or anyone else.

Now, yeah, well, it might have been a
little tough for her to think straight

after the all -night grilling she went
through at the hands of the SDPD.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Is she okay?

She's gonna need your help.

She's gonna get her children's father
out of this alive.

Maybe, but don't hold your breath.

Saddest thing is, it isn't unusual.

The stress of the job is inhuman.

I've seen the same thing happen too many
times before.

Given the circumstances, well, I guess I
can tell you.

Off the record, I don't blame Roy.

I blame the system. But not every police
officer under pressure turns into a

killer. Of course not, but every man has
his limits.

Well, we're trying to find him. Maybe we
can talk him into giving himself up.

Well, you're taking on quite a task.

Captain D'Souza's men have been under
increasing strain.

The water is getting hotter by the
minute. Media pressure, the public

It sounds like you're a little afraid
they're going to shoot first and ask

questions later.

I heard you two were in here.

They're just trying to be helpful,
Captain.

Doc, this is my department.

Do you understand my department?

It's a police matter.

I know you've been looking for Roy
Haynes, and I want you out of this.

You know, D'Souza, it might not hurt to
have a couple of players in the game

without a stake.

No. It's hard enough trying to do this
job while everyone with a name on an

office is trying to tell us what to do.

I don't want to trip over your butts
again.

Dr. Hayden.

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Always delightful to see you, D'Souza.

Pleasure.

He could be right.

And they may be able to get to Haynes in
ways that we can't?

Doc, you're behind the play.

I've had a tail on them ever since Marie
Haynes hired them.

I've got to quit these things.

That's just as well. I get a ticket
while I'm at the police station.

We've got five minutes left on the
meter.

If this is the idea of police
harassment, I'm going to downtown Brown.

We've got a meeting with the man.

Hello? Stop right there.

Why, Haynes?

Marie sent you?

She thinks you might need our help. I
don't need anybody's help.

Has she got a problem or not?

Yeah, she's got a problem.

She's worried about you. Your kids are
worried about you. They're afraid the

cops might just as soon take you in dead
as alive.

We'd like to get you safely into
custody, if you'll let us. Can't do it.

Tell Marie I'm going to be okay and I
get out of here.

Look, Haynes, we've seen D'Souza.

Now, you're going to need all the help
that you can get. It doesn't make any

difference what you did. You deserve a
fair trial.

I didn't do anything.

I was set up.

Tell Marie that.

Why don't you tell it to the Susan?

Because I was set up by somebody inside
the department.

I don't know who, but Colby and Reed had
a man on the inside.

They were ready.

They were waiting at the warehouse when
the bus came down.

When I saw it happening, I grabbed the
money and I split.

Any idea who tipped him off?

Colby found a bug in his phone two days
ago, some hotshot.

The DA's office put it in there.

I'm betting there's a clue on those
tapes, so you can tell Marie from me

I'm not going anywhere until I find out
who the leak was.

Roy Haynes, you have one minute to put
down your weapons and come out.

Another setup?

Your idea, gentlemen? No, no, no. Who
wants to pick this up?

Now, nobody tailed us.

Must have put a bug in the car. Or Brown
called them.

Town wouldn't cross me. Put your guns on
the floor.

Okay, okay, they're coming out. Now,
muzzle down.

Okay, they're down, they're down.

Now, light them over.

On the ground, partner.

All right, we're going, we're going,
we're going.

Face down.

Yeah.

You too.

30 seconds.

Now, don't get off that floor until I'm
gone.

If I have to climb back down this rope
to straighten you gentlemen out, I'm

going to get real upset.

Worth hate.

Just us chickens.

Look at that.

You had better have a warrant for this,
or you're going to be writing up parking

tickets until you pension out.

Now, I'm tired of playing games with you
two detectives.

Two cops are dead, and we heard you
talking to somebody in there. We were

talking to each other.

We do that a lot.

Conversations between brothers. I say
something to him, he answers. Well,

sometimes that, and sometimes I just
listen to him.

It's acute.

Why don't we find out, huh?

Move in!

Move!

Now, if we find him, you two are facing
charges of accessories to a felony, huh?

P .I .s stink.

And I'm tired of smelling you two, you
know?

I warned you off once, and now I'm
filing charges to lift your license.

For what? You set us up.

Besides, the Bureau of Investigations
usually takes our side in these things.

Usually is not this time. This time it's
a captain making the complaint.

Well, maybe we'll make a complaint of
our own, see if we can get you a job in

civilian court filling out forms in
quintuplicate.

We ought to do that.

But while they're shuffling that
paperwork around, you keep out of my

Because if you don't, I'm going to hit
you with charges of interfering with an

officer in the performance of his duty.

And the last time I heard about that, it
was six months in the lockup.

If I find an officer doing his duty,
I'll stay out of his way.

Get up, will you?

I don't know if they're wasting our tax
dollars on good locks. Besides, you once

said it was worth the risk. Yeah, risk
is one thing.

This is suicide. This is his office.
It's just upstairs.

He probably stayed late.

Work over some jaywalking with a number
of folks.

Jeez, Manny.

Think these stains is ever going to come
out?

Jeez, I don't know.

What do you think? That's tomato sauce
or blood, dear Bubbo?

I know those legs.

Janet, what are you doing here?

Okay, I'll go first.

I work here.

Hi. Hi.

I see you haven't lost your touch, Rick.

We logged 700 hours of wiretaps on Colby
and Reed before we found what we were

looking for.

Nobody knew anything about it, including
D'Souza.

And then Colby and Reed found their
wiretap, so we shut the whole thing

But by then, we already had everything
we were going to get anyway.

Haynes had the rest.

Well, he claims that Colby and Reed have
a spy in D'Souza's division who blew

his cover. That's why he won't come in.

Do you two think you can talk him into
turning himself in?

Yeah, if we can figure out who set him
up.

Okay.

There you go.

Philip Young.

Yep, Colby calls him Young, okay.

He's the leak you're looking for.

We heard Colby talk to Young several
times.

Young was the guy that was killed in the
raid on the warehouse.

We never made the connection until after
he was dead.

Why would Colby want to kill his own
inside man?

We're going to start looking for Haynes.

That's Gorman's Abyssinian again trying
to eat Marlowe's chow.

Marlowe?

I don't see Gorman's cat anywhere.

Last time I sat down, I was putting a
cure chrome on his nose for a week.

You guys are working a little late
tonight, huh?

Assume the position.

They got the big enough gun? We need to
find

Haynes again.

I don't like the way that turned out the
last time. Neither did we.

You dudes set him up so he would get
busted at the warehouse.

Oh, come on.

We didn't tip D'Souza.

Come on, the guy hates us so much he
filed a complaint to lift our licenses.

D'Souza has had us under surveillance
from the very beginning.

I was thinking maybe you're the one who
put the bug in our car.

If I wanted to set up Roy Haynes, I
could have done it a lot sooner. He

that that's why he trusted me.

Did he trust you enough to tell you
about Colby's informant inside the

We know who the leak was.

Now we gotta tell Roy that it's safe to
surrender.

Who is it?

It was Philip Young.

No way.

I knew that boy. He was as clean as my
mama's kitchen.

We just saw the transcript of the DA's
wiretap on Colby's phone.

Now, he called Young by name.

Young was the one who blew the whistle
on the warehouse bust.

All right.

I'll get the news to Roy, but it's up to
him whether he comes in or not.

No, Captain.

Your men are not going to hide in the
wagon.

We go alone.

We pick him up and bring him to meet you
by yourself in the middle of the

bridge. That's it.

Lives are on the line here.

Our lives are right there at the front
of that line.

Now we do this our way or we're all
going to go home.

You want it your way? You got it.

But if something goes wrong, you just
better pray nothing goes wrong.

Down on the other side? Yeah,
everything's set, just the way you said.

If this thing doesn't go down straight,
you guys better get extra locks on your

doors.

We got friends everywhere.

You're under arrest, Haynes. You won't
need those, Captain.

Yeah, yeah. Come on.

Must have been some of Colby and Reed's
boys. How could they possibly have known

about this?

only one way there's still a leak inside
the department hey what's going on here

It'll be all right.

Flip it.

Just want to ask you a few questions.

Downtown Brown sent along a few of his
own.

Is downtown with you?

This is Denman's spotlight.

I don't think so clearly with all the
hardware in the room.

Well, since we don't have what you'd
call a real solid relationship, we'll

hang out in the firearms until we all
like each other a little better.

Now, let's go sit down.

Okay.

How much notice did Colby and Reed give
you before the raid on the warehouse?

About four hours.

They say Colby and Reed have friends in
high places, and that's how they found

out about the phone taps.

Maybe they figured Young was about to be
exposed to the leak, so they decided to

set you both up.

They killed him and framed you with a
very nasty label, cop killer.

I can't figure it.

I rode with Phil Young for over five
years.

I find it very difficult to believe that
Colby and Reed could have gotten to him

like that.

Why don't you go put up the groceries
and get me a beer?

Is that okay with you guys? Yeah.

I'm going down, all right.

But one of you is going with me.

Which one? You?

You know, cold beer sounds like a real
good idea right now.

We had to keep this place secret.

I used to be one of Daryl Colby's girls.

She was Colby's mistress when I met her.

He had her all strung out, hopped up on
anything he could get through a needle.

Now she's straight.

He's nuts Right

now he wants her dead and I'm the

only thing in his way Not

the only thing

Police shrink is right.

Roy's walking around like he's got a
burning fuse hanging out of his pocket.

You blame him?

He knows he's on Colby's list. He
doesn't know who to trust.

Pretty scary.

Cops are supposed to be scary. That's
what law and order is all about.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, you've had a terrible idea.

How do you know? Because the last time I
saw that look in your eye, I lost 11

pounds on the Ensenada chain gang. No,
this is nothing like that.

And what better way is there to get to
Colby and Reed?

Find out who the leak is. We might even
clear Roy. What are you talking about?

Uniform store over on 45th.

Uniform?

Rick, it is against the law to
impersonate a police officer.

It's also against the law to shoot.

Two, please.

Thank you.

Oh, hi, AJ.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Rick.

Oh, hi.

Good to see you. Hi. Is everything all
right? Oh, just fine. Great. This is

great, yeah.

Well, see you later. Nice seeing you.

Good to see you.

I didn't know they were police officers.

Well, they're not.

Nothing to it, huh? Oh, yeah, there was
something to it, all right. But lucky

for you, that's my cousin in there,
Underground Brown.

He owes me one. I got him this job.

Oh, so now we owe you one.

Not on the wildest frontier of your
twisted imagination. Do either one of

have anything you can do to get square
with me on this one? I'm doing this for

Roy and Marie.

What it's worth, so are we.

You guys, please don't break it.

What do we do if we spot another unit?

We just smile and we wave.

This is a big police force. They can't
know everybody.

Besides, we're new.

All units in the vicinity of Cherokee
and 29 to 11 in progress. Liquor store

the corner.

A 211.

Armed robbery.

Come on. No, actually not. Forget it.
Oh, come on, AJ. How often do we get a

211? Now let's roll on this. Not on our
lives. Not on my life.

Problem, officer.

You've been on my tail ever since I left
my driveway.

It's your taillight.

It's busted.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is. Hey, who do you think you
are?

Colby and Reed.

Prostitution. Drug dealing.

Fencing. Oh, that's right. I almost
forgot.

Murder of two law enforcement officers
in a warehouse full of stolen furs. So,

what's your scam?

Recently, you lost all your juice in the
suit of division.

We're in tight with the vice squad.

For $20 ,000, we'll give you time, date,
early warning service on all their

raids. You guys are dreaming about the
$20 ,000.

But if you're willing to work for it, we
might talk about...

Talk about ten.

Go on.

One of you is going to do something that
will automatically make you a very

important part of our business.

You know Roy Haynes?

Yeah. Well, you're going to be a very
big hero on the force.

You're going to kill him.

Your buddy stays with us until the next
time he has to report in.

If Haynes is dead by then, he reports.

If not...

He doesn't.

Ever.

The entire police department is looking
for Haynes. What makes you think I can

find him?

Because we know where he is.

Finally tracked him down by his girl.

So why don't you kill him?

We were going to.

Our man's on his way.

But it's better if the cops kill their
own.

Better for us.

A whole lot better for you.

Damn it, D'Souza, I thought we had a
deal.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, you waltzed in here asking to
make a deal. I never took it.

There's a lot more that's wrong here
than just one undercover cop going

I mean, enough that a DA put a wire on
your whole division.

They found one leak, now there's
another.

Now, Colby and Reed are setting Haynes
up to take the fall for all of this.

Well, why don't you just forget about
Haynes?

Go in and get Colby and Reed.

What are you going to do? You're just
going to sit here and let them kill my

brother? Will that be enough proof for
you? Hey, come on, fella! Hold it, hold

it. What we need here is some creative
law enforcement.

No, no, Brown.

Not this time.

I know you usually get away with just
about anything you want around here.

That's because nobody else knows what
exactly to do with you.

We are not in the habit of loaning out
police cars to commit felonies. I came

because I thought you'd do something.

But if you won't, I will.

Alone?

You'd get yourself killed.

Wait a minute.

You keep drifting in and out on me like
border radio.

Now, you want to arrest somebody or you
want to help this man? I want Colby and

Reed. I want to clean their stink out of
this police force.

And just once, I'd like to see a little
justice done.

Just once!

Well, you know about justice. She's not
blind. Just a little nearsighted. Every

now and then you've got to kick her in
the robes and point her in the right

direction. That, Brown, is your opinion.

Captain, now wait a minute.

Right now you don't have zip on Colby
and Reed.

And you've got a department that's
leaking like the faucets in a flophouse.

these men have set up so we can get all
that back with one play down the middle.

Are you going to pass that up?

Get back.

Come on, everybody, move back. Come on.
It's not a circus. Get back on the

sidewalk.

So far, the police are being very closed
-mouthed about the incident. I haven't

found anyone who will confirm that the
dead man is the fugitive undercover

officer, Roy Haynes. But witnesses heard
his name.

Excuse me, Captain.

Captain.

Captain, is the victim Roy Haynes? I
have no comment. All right, why the

blackout? Now, you've had a manhunt on
for Haynes. Did you get him? I said no

comment. All right, for the record then,
will you give us the name of the

officer who did the shooting? You've got
to give us something.

This has not been a good day for me or
the people who serve with me, bravely

honestly.

And to be blunt, I don't give a damn if
you ever get a story.

This is Joe Farago reporting back to you
in the studio. Well, now you've heard

how Captain Tom D'Souza sums things up.
Not a happy day. And indeed, it appears

the San Diego police will have to wait
for their next happy day until the cloud

of suspicion and alleged corruption can
be cleared away.

All we know this evening... Outside a
neighborhood bar... Oh, you got yourself

dead cop.

I can wait to collect.

Half the guys on my shift want to buy me
a drink, so...

I'll just collect my partner and be on
our merry unthinking way.

Pray the party's gonna have to wait.

Didn't I warn you?

Undercover work is risky, whichever side
you're on.

I'm young.

J -U -N -G.

As in Carl, student of Freud.

It's a code name I thought of when I
accepted the offer to... Moonlight, for

these gentlemen.

Well, I knew the phones would be tapped.

I know. I can't think.

This is Mobile 20. Get me Captain
DeSouza.

Tell him it's Brown.

I suppose the odds are some secretary
transcribed Young to Young just

happens to be the name of Roy's partner.

We'll go and tell him everything we
know.

I think this thing's beginning to loosen
up here.

Give me a hand, will you?

Sure.

You mean you didn't have a key?

You should always have a spare key to
your own handcuffs.

Just shut up, Boy Scout.

The usual routine.

Take them out three miles and invite
them overboard.

And use enough weight so they don't pop
back up after two days.

Did you close this?

No.

You believe it? The lines are busy.

All right, look it. I think we ought to
split up. You know, to double up our

chances of getting out of here. You want
up or down?

Up. I was afraid you were going to say
that.

You've got four hours, so get back fast.

Now, Young may have bad news for you,
and that means a trip's out.

I'll start.

What the heck?

Somebody's been in here with a wire
cutter.

All right, put your hands behind your
back.

Okay. My pleasure.

Reed.

Buddy.

Sorry about that.

Got it?

Um,

I think we're a little short of
handcuffs.

If you guys don't mind, would you like
to borrow yours?

Oh, I think that could be a ring.

You guys should have seen the look on
Hayden's face when the suits and I

into his office.

You should have seen the look on my face
when you two came out of the bushes.

Yeah, now you were supposed to stay out
of it. Now your cover's blown.

Maybe. What the hell, a little death
time will do me good.

Come in!

You saved my life.

I don't know why I ever left you.

You haven't. If you still want to be
friends, I want to.