All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s02e07 Sometimes Dreams Come True

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Now I'm going to give you just one
chance to talk about this nice.

Sharon and I are identical twins.

I know when something's wrong with her.
AJ, what does the A stand for?

Available, I hope.

Put them up.

Nice work.

I think my body's broke.

If I were you, I'd forget to name Sharon
Dameron. Sharon Dameron? Who is that?

All right, what is it?

Got insomnia again?

Okay, tell you what, if you can't sleep,
I don't mind you coming in and playing

the stereo. Just use the earphones,
okay?

Whatever you do, I don't want you
playing my records on that piece of

that you bought at the flea market.

All right?

Good night.

Why did you do that?

Oh, great. Now you've done it. Now I'm
deaf.

You're not deaf. But why?

Why is it that every time you have
insomnia, you take it out on me?

Because you're my brother.

Who else am I going to take it out on? I
hadn't thought of that.

Tell you what, since you're up, let's go
shoot some pool. Come on. As if I had a

choice. Yeah, come on. I'll even give
you the break.

Oh, I...

Can't wait to go get dressed.

Look, Miss Cameron, we called the
airline.

They're not worried about her. You
shouldn't be either. They're not worried

about her because she's off duty. I told
you that before you made the call.

Look, Sharon and I are identical twins.

There's a sort of bond between us.

I know when something's wrong with her.

Does your sister check in with you every
time she goes someplace?

Of course not. Then why all the fuss?

Come on, you're just making things hard
for yourself.

Go on back to San Francisco and relax.

Your sister's going to come home in a
few days or show up or call in for work.

Or wash up on some beach or end up in
the trunk of some car.

Miss Dameron, I've done everything I
can.

Now, you can come back in 48 hours and
file a missing persons report.

But that's it.

Excuse me, miss. Are you all right?

I don't think so.

Do you work here?

Yeah, I'm with the DA's office.

Look, if it's any consolation to you, I
know how you feel. I've run into a few

walls around here myself. Would you like
some coffee? You want to come in?

Oh, I'd love some coffee.

So, how's your toe?

Oh, it's not broken. Good.

Look, I want to thank you for taking me
seriously.

Please must think I'm some kind of nut.

It's just that I'm really worried about
Sharon.

You know, I've got a couple of friends
who could probably help you find her.

Really? And one of them makes a lot
better coffee than this, too.

AJ, I'm so glad I called ahead.

Mm -hmm.

Late night last night?

Um, why don't you all step out on the
deck and I'll bring the coffee out as

as it's made, okay?

I can't. I've got to get back to the
office.

Maggie, why don't you go ahead?

It's all right. He's had all of his
shots.

Will you please try to focus your eyes?
She's really scared.

I'll be gentle, I promise.

Oh, thanks for the business.

No, AJ, it is not business. It is a
favor that you're doing for me. And I

by now you owe me at least one.

And I knew you'd understand.

I'll see you later.

Oh, where's Rick?

Um, I don't know.

Coffee?

This is you, right?

No. Wrong.

This is Sharon. Right. It looks like
you.

Well, we're identical twins. No kidding.

No. I'm older by three minutes. Well, we
don't need this picture. We can just

take you around and say, hey, have you
seen this woman?

Wait a minute.

When I arrived this morning, there were
clothes all over the place.

They were hanging from the drapes. They
were on the bed.

Well, maybe she was packing. She went on
a trip.

No, her luggage isn't there.

Maybe she just got back and she was
unpacking.

Strange.

It's like somebody was in here...
picking inventory.

Well, how is it now? I mean, do you see
anything peculiar now?

Everything.

Sharon's not this neat.

I mean, she dresses great and she looks
great.

Down deep, she's really a slob. Maybe
she hired a maid.

A stewardess with her own maid.

Right. Hmm.

Okay. There's this neatness freak, see?
He can't stand messes, so he busts into

people's apartment and he cleans
everything up.

Moving right along.

This guy in your dream, you think you
could recognize him?

Yeah.

But you've never seen him before?

No.

Why?

Come on, I'll explain later.

What can you tell me about his skin
tone?

It's, um, ruddy.

Flushed. Good.

It's his eyes. They're, um, they're
heavy -lidded.

Anything else you can tell me?

Anything at all?

No.

Is this the man?

Do you mind?

Not at all. Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

You want something?

How'd you ever guess?

Must be those big baby blue eyes.

Miss Fairbanks?

You are Miss Fairbanks, aren't you?

Call me Rhonda.

Rhonda.

Well, since Beach Boy's dead, I guess I
can, too.

I'm Rick. The guy over there is A .J.

Hi. A .J., huh?

Uh -huh.

What does the A stand for?

Available, I hope.

Yeah, but you gotta call ahead for
reservation.

Uh, listen, Miss Fairbanks, we've been
trying to track down Sharon Dameron

without much success, and we understand
she's a friend of yours.

Hey! Hey, what is this, the FAA?

No. Is this another stewardess probe?

Listen, listen, what we do with our own
time is our business. No, ma 'am.

We're not with the FAA. We're private
investigators.

See?

Hey, Rhonda, you want to go windsurfing?

In a minute, pal.

Listen, you got any idea where we can
start looking for her?

No. No, I really don't. Well, have you
ever seen this man before?

Sure. He buys Allied International all
the time.

You know what his name is?

No. Not a pan.

Uh, he always flies coach.

He doesn't say anything.

Come to think of it, um, you know, each
time I work a flight with Sharon, he

seems to be on it. Really?

Minutes up, pal.

Okay, guy.

Now, I'm going to give you just one
chance to talk about this nice.

Hi.

Can we stop by the house so I can
change?

What for?

All right, look, I know it was all over
in a second, but the least you could do

is help out a little bit, you know? Hey,
I don't believe in suicide, you know?

Hey, you're getting my seats all wet.

This is Rhonda Fairbank.

I'm a friend of Sharon Dameron.

I'm not here to tell anybody how to run
their own lives.

I want people to know where I stand.

I've been happily married for 24 years.

Sharon? Sharon?

Sharon?

You don't know how long I've waited,
Sharon.

You don't know how long I've waited for
you, Sharon.

Despite all the fantasies I've had about
crashing into a stewardess' locker

room, I don't really think I can squeeze
into a size 8. Yeah, and I look lousy

in heels.

You certainly do.

Hey, seriously, though.

If you're uncomfortable with this, we'll
come up with another way.

No. I want to do something to help.

Well?

Am I convincing?

Well, you get no argument from me.

I would growl, but Gloria Steinem might
not like it. Well, go ahead and growl.

You can growl all you want, but let's
growl on the way to the airport.

Sharon? How you doing?

Uh, never better.

Are you flying? No.

What are you doing here, then?

Well, I was just... Oh, you missed a
flight attendant meeting this morning.

Anybody not flying was supposed to be
there.

Needless to say, Caulfield was not very
happy.

Oh, Caulfield. Who cares about
Caulfield?

Really?

Look, April, there's something I need to
find out.

There's a guy who's on a lot of my
flights, and, uh... Well, he's an

he did this sketch of me.

And he said if I ever wanted a full
-blown portrait, I should look him up. I

didn't know you were into artists now.

I thought you only went for the high
rollers.

He's a very successful artist, my dear.
And besides, he's not one of those

barefoot guys that hangs out at
Oceanside. Oh, yeah?

Is he into nudes?

I'm dying to find out.

Problem is, uh...

I can't remember his name.

Did you say he was on a lot of your
flights?

Uh -huh. Oh, well, that's easy then.

Just go on over to reservations, and
whoever's on the computer should be able

punch up your passenger list for the
last three or four months.

Then cross -reference or something and
find out which passengers are listed for

more than one flight?

Exactly.

Ta -ta.

Oh, by the way, I think of a better
reason for looking him up than wanting

have your, um...

Portrait done?

You're just jealous.

Hey, thanks.

What are friends for?

Here you go. Thanks.

All passengers arriving on flight 10
from San Francisco should... How'd it

Get a name?

There's several passengers that have
taken Sharon's flight over the past

months. But there's one name in
particular.

Alan Wynkoop?

Yeah, he was on all of our flights.

Every single one.

Shouldn't be too hard to find some guy
named Wincoop, huh? Well, first thing in

the morning, I'll ask Janet to run it
through the police computer.

See if he's ever been picked up for
anything.

Yeah, good idea.

She does.

Mugshot on this guy.

If that matches the sketch, we...

Okay,

just relax.

Take a deep breath.

Try to calm down.

Then you can tell me who you're working
for.

Not that I don't know already.

If you know already, why are you asking?

You tell your boy that if he keeps
digging up this dirt, it's going to

and bury him.

I think we struck a nerve there.

Just what kind of dirt is it that you
think we have on our shovel?

If I were you, I'd forget to name Sharon
Dameron.

Sharon Dameron.

Sharon Dameron. Who is that?

Sharon Dameron. I don't think I know
her. No, I remember Sharon Wilcox. Yeah,

yeah, in third grade? Yeah, and it was
Sharon... Do it!

AJ? Rick?

Hi, Mom.

What happened here?

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine,
Mom. We just had the Chargers in for a

little scrimmage.

You were playing hockey in here?

Football, Mom. The Chargers are
football.

Oh, that's better.

Where's your brother?

That's a good question.

Rick?

Yo.

Where are you?

That's a good question.

I think I'm over here.

Are you all right?

Oh, hi,

Mom.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I think I'm going to lie down here for a
few minutes, okay?

No, we're fine, really.

Besides, we have an excellent health
plan.

But who were those men?

Just delivery boys.

Unfortunately, they didn't leave a
business card.

You're sure you have no idea what they
meant when they warned us about not

digging up all that dirt?

I wish I did, but as far as I know,
Sharon's got nothing to hide.

Well, we'll try and find out.

You stay put and we'll be in touch.

Maggie? Yeah?

Try and get some rest.

Okay.

Bye.

Yeah.

Earthquake. No, just a minor fault
rumble.

I'd like to have a kid one day.

Well, I believe the first step is
generally considered to be marriage.

Maybe I could rent one.

Why don't you just become a big brother?

I already am a big brother.

To whom?

Hey, did you find something?

Maybe. Where is the copy of that sketch
we had done? On your desk.

Here you go.

Damn. Wincoop.

Mm -hmm.

What, this guy has 12 home addresses?

Yeah, apparently so.

Let's get Myron to check them all out
for us.

What was he arrested for?

For violating a civil order.

He fell head over heels for some fashion
model, so he started following her

around and proposing marriage and giving
her all these gifts she didn't want.

That's harassment, right?

Intentional infliction of emotional
distress, to be exact. Oh, excuse me.

And the model had a restraining order
slapped on him. Which he ignored.

Which he ignored.

And he continued invading her privacy,
so they picked him up.

What, he's in jail?

No, he would be in jail if he weren't
rich.

He hired a battery of lawyers to get him
off the hook by getting a court order

to have him see a psychiatrist for
treatment and observation.

So this is our fellow, huh?

A loony.

A well -to -do loony.

Which means he could have been the guy
who hired those four fund -seekers who

jumped us yesterday.

Yeah, rich and nuts, wonderful
combination, isn't it? Well, listen, do

Maggie's up to hearing some of this? No.

I think she's too shaky. Why don't we
wait till we have some more?

Well, it's all in there.

This is the guy that was on all those
flights of Sharon's. We find him, we

Sharon, right?

Mm -hmm.

Um, I wouldn't count on it, Rick.

A while back, that model that Wynkoop
was so obsessed with disappeared.

Well, the police brought Wynkoop in for
questioning, and they came up dry, so

they released him.

Well, with everything we've got now,
won't they reopen the investigation?

A .J., we've got too much up in the air.
We don't have enough on paper.

I want to know what happened to the
model.

So you're an officer of the court, Mr.

Moynihan. What can I do for you?

I'm here on behalf of Judge Reinholdt.

I referred a patient to you.

Alan Wynkoop.

What about him?

We want to know what progress he's made,
if any.

Well, why is the judge so interested?
Hasn't he been getting my monthly

Why don't you call him and ask?

Sit down.

to go.

All right, old boy.

Yeah, well, checking over his file, I
found that he listed 12 different home

addresses. Yes, rental properties.

His mother left him all those houses
when she died.

But I don't... Think he rents them.

I think he lives in them.

I think he stays in one, one night, and
then another the next.

Well, don't you find that behavior a
trifle odd?

Curious, perhaps.

But in the light of all the progress
I've been making with Mr. Wynkoop, that

small an aberration is a detail.

You see, I've been able to reduce his
antisocial tendencies by, oh, 50%.

And his propensity for violence is now
finally under control thanks to an

intensive medication schedule.

You've got him on pills?

Of course.

Mood elevators for depression.

Tranquilizers for stress.

And just to play it safe, I prescribed
an extra -barbiturate maintenance

program.

Now, look, Alan has his problems, but so
do you or I, Mr. Moynihan.

Now, I told the court that as far as I'm
concerned...

Alan Wynkoop is in no danger of harming
either himself or others.

We must fight corruption at every level.

Crime? What about crime?

We must stay about crime. Make us wrong
again.

With freedom and justice for all.

Let's go. We got a 5150.

I'm not quite through here yet. You want
to learn now. We got to make a campaign

contribution. Now, come on.

Thank you, Doctor.

There's another one down.

How we doing? You see anything?

Nothing.

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

Bingo. What?

Sharon, I don't like it any more than
you do, but I've got an election to win.

We used to have such fun together. Now
the only time I see you is up here in

this hideout.

Because it's safe up here.

Look, honey, a scandal would ruin
everything right now.

And with my esteemed opponent losing in
the polls and desperate enough to hire

detectives.

Oh, he'd love to smear me before the
election.

We just can't take any chances.

When it's all over, we can go back to
the way it used to be.

I promise.

Oh, really?

When the only person I ever had to hide
from was your wife?

Let's go.

Going? Yeah.

You don't want to talk about this, do
you? I don't want to talk about

Just move.

Hey, boy, you sure move quietly through
that brush. I'm impressed. I mean,

there's not many big guys can move that
quietly through the brush like that. You

know, that's very, very impressive.

If you can get it.

How you feeling? I think my body's
broke.

itinerary of the trip up north next
week.

Ah! Take it out real slow.

Hand it over. What's going on here? Stay
seated.

You, keep your hands on the table.

Out here. Move!

All right, all three of you, down on the
ground.

Face down.

Arms outstretched. Over your head.

You, call your sister.

My sister.

Your sister. Call her at your place.

I can't believe she actually did this.

Do you realize how much trouble she's
caused?

Nobody knows about Bill and me.

If this gets out, he could lose the
election.

I think she was worried about you.

Typical Maggie.

Frustrated mother.

She ought to get married. Yeah, well, I
hear that's not all it cracked up to be.

Call her again.

I just did.

Call her again. Maybe you dialed wrong.
She said she was going to be in all

afternoon.

It's my home number. I think I know what
it is.

Please, for us.

Now, before we go, I want to talk to you
about your trained apes here.

They busted up a sizable chunk of my
house.

I don't have to take that.

Shut up, Lloyd.

Send me the damages, and I'll see that
you're reimbursed.

You do that.

Still no answer.

God, family, and the American way, huh?

A .J., remind me to register to vote.

Come on, let's get out of this love
nest.

I thought some champagne might be
appropriate.

I hope I didn't hurt you.

If you'd like to change your clothes, we
have a closet full of clothes here.

Dresses, slacks, blouses, shoes, all the
latest design, and they're all

perfectly tailored for you. In fact,
you'll even find some of your own

duplicated here.

Of course, I couldn't find everything,
but...

You've made a terrible mistake.

I don't think so.

I haven't introduced myself. I'm Alan.

I'm not who you think I am.

Of course you are.

Why are you doing this? What do you
want?

I want to be friends, Sharon.

Oh. What happened?

What happened?

What happened? I'll tell you what
happened.

Some guy played king of the hill with my
RV.

With me in it.

Why didn't you tell me the guy was
dangerous?

I'll call the apartment again.

Let me see.

Oh. Oh.

And to think that I went through all
that for 30 bucks.

Well, you're just going to have to pay
the deductible for the van.

Okay. Plus $120 for new eyeglasses.

Sure, you got it.

All right.

So when am I getting paid?

A .J., no answer.

Hold on. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute at least. Tell me where
the aspirin is.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Myron.

You're getting too old for this sort of
thing.

I've provided everything here for you
that I could possibly think of.

A television, radio, or even a
telephone.

Well, it isn't connected yet, of course.

But someday, after we've developed a
trust between us, who knows?

I'm not Sharon.

I'm her sister Maggie. If you prefer the
name Maggie to Sharon, that's fine.

I'm not Sharon.

You're the woman I've fallen in love
with.

I've loved you from afar.

And now I wish to express the depth of
my affection for you.

I didn't expect you to love me at first.

But in time.

In time.

For the day when we're husband and wife.

Well, he got her.

Broke in and he got her.

Which one does he think he has? Maggie
or Sharon?

Sharon. And what's he going to do when
he finds out that he's got Maggie?

Just give the love nest a little call.

Well,

that's tie number six.

Right.

Whoop, whoop, whoop. Hold it.

If this is the right place, there's no
sense letting them know we're here.

Any way in? Maybe.

Let's try the roof.

You can't just keep me here.

Why not?

Because, uh... It's kidnapping.

I knew you'd think that at first.

But it's not.

That's Catherine.

The first woman I fell in love with.

Model. She was very beautiful.

Unfortunately, things didn't work out
between us.

Here. It's ours.

Sharon, I abhor violence.

But I'm not afraid to use it.

Put those guns down on the floor.

Now, Alan, you've got the wrong girl.
You've made a mistake here.

That's not Sharon.

That's her twin sister. Her name is
Maggie.

No, I don't want to hear this.

Now, we can prove it because Sharon's
right outside. Just let us go get her

bring her in.

No, it's a trick. You brought the
police. No, no, no police. I promise

I give you my word as a gentleman.

Okay?

Okay, now, Alan, I'm going to go open
the door, okay? I swear to you, if there

are police out there, I'll kill her.

There's no cops.

I promise.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I love you.

Well, that is not you.

I know.

Sarah insisted.

She said I ought to find some new
vistas.

I hope that leaves something to the
imagination.

What you see isn't always what you get.

And besides, I doubt I'll ever wear it.

I mean, the orb of a stewardess is
different from that of a sixth grade

teacher.

And you know something?

I like mine better.

Anyway, I'm going to go put some more
makeup on.

Okay. Okay. You want us to take that?
Yeah. Okay, we'll meet you in the car.

Okay.

After you, Alphonse. Yeah, see you,
Gaston.

You know...

For a pair of identical twins, they're
about as identical as we are.

Well, what's so different about us?
Nothing different about me. It's you

different.

You've got to have a little more respect
for your elders. Especially when

they're so much older.

In fact, you're so different, I think
Dr. Wirtzman would find you an

case. I know what the penalty for frat
pride is in this state.