All language subtitles for Simon & Simon s02e01 Emeralds Are Not a Girls Best Friend

Last hour on Magnum. I don't know how
you hot shots operate in California.

Rick and AJ matched wits with Thomas.

Thomas, what's that? Hot shot. A
beautiful con artist.

I sometimes get very lonely. Don't you?

Sometimes. Escaped with $350 ,000.

You'd send her to the bank?

Oh, that's great. Well, how about L .A.?
Because this baby just left. I am going

with you. That woman used me. She
stripped me of my dignity.

Okay, Higgins, go get her. We'll take
care of him.

Higgins can take care of himself.

You just take care of Catherine.

And now, continuing.

And tonight, Simon and Simon. I do
believe I'm beginning to smell the rich,

aroma of a con.

And I smell a lot of money to be made
here. A lot of money, am I right? I'm

at all sure this plan will work. A woman
is nobody's fool, you know. So trust

us. Oh, that's a hot one. You've got to
be kidding.

Hang on and duck.

There's something really nice about
champagne well chilled at 30 ,000 feet.

Being served to you by this absolutely
gorgeous flight attendant. How are you,

Sylvia? Thank you.

What more could you ask for?

Yeah, well, let's not count the bubbles
until the cork has popped, okay? Oh,

come on, lighten up, little brother.

Now, Catherine's airplane ought to be
touching down in LAX any minute now. The

FBI there to greet her and Higgins on
the next flight.

Time to party.

To my brother. No, no, no. To my
brother.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking.

We'll have you on the ground in Los
Angeles in just a minute. There's going

be a slight delay getting into the
terminal because of a press conference

some kind.

We're sorry for the inconvenience. Hope
you had a nice flight. Looking forward

to having you fly with us again. Aha,
you see? The media's already in on it.

bad. In fact, I bet they're waiting for
us when we land.

Tell you what, I'll flip you for the
minicams. Oh, no, you handle those.

Thank you very much. I'll take care of
all the papers and the wire services.

Well, you've always been better at that.

On the other hand, if it's the network,
then we sing a duet. Ah, Simon and

Simon, details at 11.

Sort of like the sound of that.

Oh, boy.

What network do you suppose they're
with?

Everybody must be at the wrong gate.

Except us, of course. We seem to be at
the right gate. Yes, we certainly are.

Guess the FBI just didn't want all that
publicity.

Yeah.

What do you mean, a small problem?

Catherine Haley was on flight number 23
from Honolulu, and then Higgins' plane

was supposed to land ten minutes
afterwards. Look, didn't any of this

Well, not exactly.

What do you mean, not exactly? What did
happen exactly?

Hey, that's her. You got her.

That's not her.

You don't have her.

Thanks for telling us we've let a woman
who embezzled $350 ,000 slip through our

fingers. And without a doubt, the
underpinnings of her ultimate chicanery

predicated from the very beginning on
the swindle of money from a charity

auction to benefit a group of needy
orphans.

Are we all together on this? We've been
over it before.

This tends to remind me of 28 days of
unrelenting misery which I spent in a

kanji tiger cage.

All right.

You can go now. Aha!

Progress. You've managed to apprehend
the two blackguards who broke into the

estate.

Wrong, Higgins.

We're on the same side.

We are?

Yes.

Well, Magnum did mention something.
Higgins, they have said that you can go,

I will straighten all this out later.

After you.

And then you two came along and added
even more confusion to an already foul

stew. Clearly a recipe for disaster.

Now, call Magnum. I'll collect.

What took you so bloody long?

Higgins! Where are you?

Well, I'm in the kitchen feeding the
lads.

That's very commendable, but even they
will have to wait. We've got a major

crisis on our hands. I know, Higgins.
The police called.

We've been victimized by an incredible
ruse.

Higgins! I'm at a total loss as to how
she... Oh, hang on. Rick Simon, listen.

Somebody doubled Catherine and flew in
her place.

I know. That's what I've been trying to
tell Higgins. She brought the woman in

the ladies' room here.

At least we know where she went.

Penagua, Costa Nueva.

Oh.

That's the good news? What's the bad
news?

Costa Nueva doesn't have an extradition
treaty with the United States.

I'll be there as soon as I can grab a
flight.

Magnum, AJ.

Look, she never saw me or Rick face to
face, right? I don't think so. Why?

Because if you go after her and she runs
again, you could spend the best part of

your life playing cat and mouse in South
America.

However, if we go after her, she won't
have her guard up.

AJ, no, no. Just a second. She won't
know that she's been made and we can

her.

I don't even know you guys.

So trust us.

Oh, that's a hot one. You've got to be
kidding.

All right, so don't trust us. We'll keep
in touch.

Let me talk to Higgins.

Yes?

What? I understand completely.

What's the problem?

Of course.

Have you ever been to Costa Nueva?

No, why, have you?

Buenos dias, señorita.

Oh, Catherine.

What a delightful sight.

My goodness.

You certainly have gotten more physical
since my last visit.

In Costa Nueva, one who runs for office
must also be prepared to run from it.

Here today, Miami tomorrow.

Preparale un trago a la señorita, por
favor.

I understand your latest swindle was a
big success.

Now tell me, who was your happy victim
this time?

Some pineapple baron? No, better than
that.

An orphanage.

An orphanage?

Marvelous. There is money in orphans?

$200 ,000 in cash and another $150 ,000
in cashier's checks.

Do you think I'll have any problem
cashing them?

Of course not, Katerina. We just issued
a new million peseto note with my

picture. My picture looks quite
impressive.

Ramon, the only presidents I bank with
are Washington and Lincoln.

I understand, Katerina.

But perhaps I can guide you into an
investment.

This money goes right into a safe
deposit box, and that is exactly where

going to stay till I need it.

I worked very hard for this, and no one
is going to take it away from me.

Not even you.

At least, allow me to ensure its safety.

I will give you Raul.

Taking with you wherever you go, he will
be your personal bodyguard.

He will not allow anybody to get near
you.

Anybody.

Except me, of course.

Of course, Ramon.

Benson, Henry Benson.

No, I'm not a member of the family. He's
an old friend of mine.

No, no, no, not Benson.

Operando, por favor.

Benson.

Ben son.

Si, Enrique.

Hey, senor. You want to buy a lottery
ticket?

You win a million. A million what?

A million pesetos.

That's about a hundred bucks. Hello.

You can buy a lot with a hundred dollars
in Costa Nueva.

Cameras, radios, TVs. Damn.

Hey, you guys like animals?

Not that much we don't. Cut me off.

Wonderful country. We ought to be
sending them telephones instead of M16s.

Higgins, don't turn around. Just keep on
going.

Catherine's in the lobby and she's
coming this way.

Tell them when the coast is clear and
I'll repair to my room.

Go. Now.

I got it, senor.

You're still here? I got a special deal
for both of you. Walk west where your

hat floats, kid. Get out of here. Share
it in a gold mine.

Mucho oro.

What gold mine?

Beat it, will you?

Hello, Ramone.

Oh, Kennedy.

What's happening this morning?

Well,

she sure didn't waste any time getting
to know the right people, did she?

That is definitely somebody with a lot
of coffee beans.

Coal mine.

What's wrong with you?

I do believe I'm beginning to smell the
rich, dark aroma of a con.

Hey, kid!

Yo, kid!

Whoa, look at that.

I don't like gold mines too much. What
other kind of mines you got in this

country? Are you pulling my chain, man?
No, what kind of mines you got? Oh, man,

we got it all. We got silver, we got
copper, borax, emeralds. Emeralds,

emeralds, I like the sound.

What do you think?

I think you're crazy.

Well, I know that, but what do you think
about an emerald mine?

I got it in my... Hi, guys.

You probably want... Hey, there's a curb
back here.

You okay?

Hey. Up you go. Atta boy.

You okay now, huh? Yeah.

You sure?

Oh, God.

I'm going to call the American
ambassador.

Good idea.

A little bit late, though.

American ambassador left 1958.

What? Yeah, but I figured out why we're
in here. Remember you wrote down that

license number?

President's car. They think we're
terrorists.

Oh, no.

Oh, don't worry about it. We're in Fat
City here. Fat City.

Mm -hmm.

If your idea of Fat City is sitting here
watching these walls sweat for

the next 20 years, then you are right.
We are in Fat City right up to our

not if we use our heads.

Now, Henry's going to get us out of
here. In the meantime, we haven't blown

cover, and while you were asleep, I
figured out a way of nailing Catherine.

You did? Yeah. You're going to love it.
I doubt it. No, you will. Listen to

this. Now, Catherine's beautiful. I
mean, you've got to admit, she is an

attractive woman, right?

Probably a very good conversationalist.

Lonely.

Hungry for love.

No. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I don't know
what you're thinking, but the answer is

no. Oh, come on, A .J. No, forget it.
What am I worried about? We're going to

here until we're 50.

You can't find Henry. Yes, I can.

Wait a minute, wasn't Henry the guy that
used to send you little packages that

arrived already opened?

Yeah, but he got out of the import
-export business. I understand now that

down here and he's a legitimate
journalist.

Oh, great.

That's just great.

You're never going to find him. You
can't even remember what he looks like

anymore. No, no, no, no, no. A guy like
Henry you don't forget, man. He's, uh,

well, he looks a lot like that guy right
over there.

He is that guy right over there.

Hey, Henry.

Rick?

Yo, Haggis.

Ricky.

Rick! Ricky!

Good to see you, buddy.

Gee, what are you doing here, man? I'm
looking for you. What are you doing in

jail? I'm in here all the time. Yeah? I
keep getting caught by the government.

See, I've been researching this giant
piece on the revolution for Rolling

I've been with the guerrillas for a year
now. In the mountains.

You know, like Plimpton did with the
Lions?

Yeah. And let me tell you, Super Sunday
is coming real soon.

I'm glad to hear it. Is that your
brother?

No, don't get up, man. Good to see you
again, huh?

Uh, Henry, how can we get out of here?

Hey, man, getting out is no problem.
See, what did I tell you, huh? It just

takes a lot of money.

How much money?

Half a million at least.

Oh, no.

Pistachios. Oh.

About 50 bucks.

Oh.

Henry, you've been down here too long.

What? Hello?

Hello?

Operator?

What? Hello?

Hello? What?

No, I do not want to talk to Santiago.

in Chile. I am trying to get through to
San Diego in California in the USA.

I'm not at all sure this plan will work.
The woman is nobody's fool, you know.

Well, she doesn't have to be. She's
greedy and she's larcenous and AJ over

is going to be charming and even more
larcenous. Right, AJ?

No, no, no. That's up here, right there.

There aren't any emerald mines in that
part of the country. There aren't any

gorillas in that part of the country
either.

What? Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, it's me.

I know. How are you?

Fine. What? How's Rip?

Yeah, he's fine, too.

How's it going?

It's good to hear your voice.

Terrific. Yes, it's good to hear your
voice.

Janet?

Yes? How would you like a vacation?

What?

Hi, how are you?

You know, I was a little worried when I
saw the plane and then this airport.

I was thinking, uh -huh, some vacation.

What if a guy's got me roped into this
time? But I do like the car. The car is

nice. Well, actually, I'm really just
here to say hello.

Rick has got other transportation for
you. Here he comes right now.

Rick's going to explain everything,
okay?

I've got a date with the red
convertible.

I'll see you soon.

Didn't mean to cause any damage there.

Uh, hey, let's take it easy now. It's
just a little fender bender.

Hold it, Raul.

Thank you.

I think you just saved my life.

Temporarily. He can kill you as soon as
I get your address and phone number.

And the name of your insurance company.

Oh, hey, come on.

There's no need to report this to the
police, do you?

I have a friend who does great body
work.

You don't do your own body work?

Not on cars.

But I'll get yours fixed.

24 hours, as good as new.

Is there some reason you don't want me
to report this to the police?

No, you know, just red tape, that's all.

If I agree to this, and that car is not
as good as new, you're in big trouble.

It'll be better than new.

Tell you what.

Let's meet at the Playa Real at 11 o
'clock and work out all the details,

At 11.

You have just picked a very expensive
way to get here.

Drive carefully.

Guess what, AJ? I got through to Daddy
in Texas and I told him to come on down

here. It's so beautiful. I told him
about that beautiful stretch of beach

there. What's the matter, darling?

Well, now, I know I told you we'd go
into town, but I've got a little

have to take care of first.

Business? Just a little bitty business.
Now, you go on by yourself.

All alone?

Just for a few little bitty minutes.

Little bitty minutes?

Little bitty minutes.

Better be bitty. Okay.

Love you.

Yes.

Can I get you a fresh drink?

Oh, no. I wouldn't want you to make
business with pleasure, now would I?

Or keep Debbie from Dallas waiting.

It's Janet from Houston.

What's the matter?

Nothing. I just had the wrong idea,
apparently.

I'm sorry.

About the car.

I'm sorry about that, too.

Give me the keys. I'll get it fixed.
I'll bring it back to you tomorrow.

Hey, that car's worth $50 ,000 down
here. Now, what on earth makes you think

going to turn it over to you?

a perfect stranger.

I want some protection.

What do you mean by protection?

I mean collateral.

Either that or I call the police here.

Oh, come on. I don't go around with $50
,000 on me, you know?

That's not my problem, is it?

Well, what would be acceptable to you as
collateral?

Anything I can turn into instant cash
just in case you drive off with my car

I never see you again.

You're causing me a lot of trouble.

You should have thought about that out
on the highway, shouldn't you?

Mm -hmm.

All right.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Is that real?

Of course it's real.

What do you think I am?

If you'd allow me.

Genuine.

It's working.

She's falling for it. You got the
emerald for me? Just now.

Wow.

You've got me in a bind, so I'm going to
trust you with something that's worth

about three times what your car cost me.

What is it?

But first you have to promise me
something.

You have to promise that you will not
show this to anyone.

Not even your friend over there.

You promise?

Maybe.

It's beautiful.

Where did you get this?

Oh, I'm not going to tell you that.

I have to promise you won't show it to
anyone.

You swear?

You can count on me.

You were right.

She took it to the jewelry store and
gave it to the jeweler.

And she said we could trust her.

Well, we can.

I'd be greedy and larcenous.

I'm beginning to have more faith in this
scheme.

Now, timing is critical from this point
on. It's imperative she contact you

again and quickly. She will. When she
does, we must have pinpoint

Rather like a military campaign,
actually.

Reminds me of the Dutch -African
business.

Must be the climate.

Cheers. Cheers.

Well,

I got your message. You wanted to see
me. Why here?

I thought it would be a nice place for
us to have a nice, quiet, private little

talk. Okay.

Talk.

I got your emerald appraised.

What? You swore!

You swore to me. The one thing I asked
you not to do was to show it to someone.

I told you you could count on me, and
you can.

I didn't tell the jeweler where I got
it.

Did he ask? Of course he asked. He was
very curious. As a matter of fact, he

informed me that emerald mining is
controlled in this country.

And he didn't think that stone looked
like it came from a government mine.

Oh, you stupid woman. You have ruined
everything.

I haven't ruined anything.

I told him I got it in New York, and he
believed me.

I can be very convincing.

Now, all I have to do is just convince
you to tell me where you really got it.

A .J., maybe I haven't mentioned it yet,
but I'm a very good businesswoman.

And I smell a lot of money to be made
here. A lot of money. Am I right?

I think you're on to an emerald mine.

And for some reason, you don't want the
government to know where it is.

Not till I own it.

Maybe I could help.

I wish you could.

Some other time, some other place,
maybe, but not now.

Why not?

Because I'm buying it with Janet's
money.

Well, Janet's daddy's money.

Janet and I are engaged to be married.

Do you love her?

All right.

How much money are we talking about?

$400 ,000 in cash.

But when I sell it to the government,
it'll be worth $2 million.

I want in on this.

But you can't.

Don't you understand? If Janet gets
jealous, she'll go home to Daddy, and

the whole deal's off.

Well, the way I see it, you don't have a
whole lot of choice.

As a matter of fact, the way I see it,
I'm already kind of a partner in this.

Because if I say anything to El
Presidente about you, your deal is off.

Now, I don't intend to say anything to
him, but I think I should get something

in return.

What?

Why don't we talk about it later?

I can't be seen with you. You'll arrange
something.

You seem to be very good at putting
Debbie from Dallas...

On hold.

All right.

I'll buy you dinner in my room.

But it has to be early. Say, six o
'clock?

What's the matter? Something's gone
wrong?

No, nothing's happened. Everything's
fine.

Just having dinner in my room at six.

I just don't like this very much. I'm
starting to enjoy her conversation.

Look, if I could, I'd take over for you.

Buck up.

Almost over. There's the boy.

Now, dinner at 6.

How long do you think it will take you
to make her sufficiently, shall we say,

compromise for Janet to burst into the
room?

Well, I don't really have much of an
appetite, so I think 6 .30 would be just

fine. Excellent, 6 .30.

You'll be on the balcony outside the
bedroom.

When your brother signals with his
glass, you relay the signal to Janet,

will then enter the room, see her fiancé
in the arms of another woman, promptly

pack her bags and flee back home to
Daddy in Texas, thereby leaving the

clear for Kath and Haley to finance the
purchase of the mine.

I suggest we get started. We have less
than an hour.

Synchronize, please.

Time?

Five -ten.

On the mark.

I gotta go get ready.

Yes, I'm Janet Fowler. What is it? Usted
está detenida. Under arrest. Wait,

wait. What are you talking about,
arrest? I am an American citizen. You

that.

To

the

right time and place.

Vintage champagne is good for the soul.

Good nose.

When my men informed you you were under
arrest, I hope they mention it was mere

house arrest.

My house.

Come with me, Senorita, please.

Come.

Light on the palate with just a touch of
impertinence.

It's too impertinent.

agent.

Political prisoners.

Tell me something, Rita.

Was the dessert to your taste?

Yes, it was fine, thank you.

I can hardly wait to taste mine.

One moment, please.

So I can sleep into something more
comfortable.

One moment.

Whatever makes you happy.

I hope so.

Fingerball, senorita? No, thank you. Oh,
man, what are you doing here?

Senor Rick is outside.

He asked if you remember his friend
Marlo.

Marlo is his dog, yes. Why?

He says when it gets hot out, the bugs
start to bite.

Marlo can't sleep. Senor Rick, he gives
him these.

See, Marlo's a very big dog.

Almost as big as El Presidente.

You slip him a couple of these.

Give him a few hours of sleep, and then
we come and get you out.

No.

No? El Presidente said if I really
wanted to leave, I could.

And now that I have these as protection,
why should I want to?

I kind of like it here.

I tell you what, you tell Senor Rick
that if he needs me, he can call me,

Okay.

And well, thanks anyway.

Catherine?

Yes, si.

Senorita Fowler.

Reminds me of an assault we once made up
the Khyber.

Ruddy fighters, those Afghans. Got their
teeth in you and never let go.

Good dogs, too.

Janet Fowler.

Si. Gracias.

You mind explaining to me what happened
to you last night?

Huh? I gave you the signal.

I kept giving you the signal until I ran
out of glasses.

Catherine gave a few signals of her own,
I'm afraid.

El Presidente had Janet arrested.

What? Don't worry about it. She's okay.
Yeah.

Getting a massage.

Who, Janet?

All right, then let me speak to El
Presidente.

Still asleep, is he?

That's nice.

All right, thanks a lot.

You told Janet she was coming down here
for a vacation?

She's having one.

And did you have a fun time last night?

You weren't out there all night, were
you?

Rick? The only spectator sport I enjoy
is football.

And I nearly busted my neck getting off
of that balcony last night. It wasn't

exactly a picnic for me, either. Oh,
gee.

Gentlemen, this is hardly the time for
petty sibling bickering.

By arranging Janet's arrest, Catherine
has actually done most of our work for

us. We're precisely the point in the
scheme where we want to be.

And after last night's, shall we say,
skillful establishment of the beachhead,

believe the hound is ready to corner the
fox.

You're really something, you know that?

I just found out that Janet is no longer
a guest at this hotel.

Well, you're not only cute, you're
smart.

And thanks to you, I'm also probably
dead.

Listen, Catherine.

I didn't tell you why I've been keeping
this mine a secret from the government.

I am buying the mine from the
guerrillas.

They need cash for weapons. That is why
I'm getting such a good price.

From the guerrillas? Yes.

One of them is coming into town this
morning at 10 o 'clock. He wants to see

cash. Now you have got to get Janet out
of the palace.

Immediately.

Enrique is risking his life coming to
this meeting. If I don't have the money,

he will blow my head off.

Can you delay this meeting till 10 .30?

Sure. Sure. You'll be glad to torture me
for an extra half hour and then blow my

head off.

Honey, the banks don't open until 10 o
'clock. That's why I need till 10 .30.

You have the money?

I mean, American dollars?

Why do you think I wanted to be your
partner?

You see, you don't need Debbie from
Dallas anymore.

Partner.

Is that you?

Yes.

Hey, oh, no, no, don't.

Nobody's going to shoot.

Tell

them

I want to see the deed and the uncut
stones.

See, it's all right.

I speak imperialist.

We go out to the mine.

No.

First, I take the money back to the
bank.

Then we go out to the mine.

Okay.

This afternoon.

After lunch.

Gentlemen.

What was all that about?

Nothing. I just changed my mind.

Why don't you get in?

I slept like a tree last night.

Good. And you, my dear?

Like a tree.

Good.

By the way, did we...

enjoyed ourselves last night.

Now, are you going to tell me that you
don't remember that?

Yes, but not clearly.

It was wonderful.

Really?

Good.

Yeah.

What are you doing with the map?

Oh, uh, I was looking up here at the
northern section of the country. You

I think that might be a good place to go
for a picnic.

A picnic?

Uh -huh.

Very funny.

Funny? Of course.

You haven't heard the latest news about
the guerrillas.

No. My aide just woke me up to tell me
all about it.

The traitors.

The traitors moved into the north last
night.

They have taken control of all the
territory here. They control all the

territory next to Anador's border.

Oh, gee, Janet, nice of you to take the
time to call.

Never mind that. I've got to talk to
you.

Janet?

Janet, I can barely hear you.

Real gorillas. Hello?

Janet, I can't hear a word you're
saying. Listen, I'll talk to you later,

sweetheart, okay? I've got to go. Bye
-bye.

Hello?

Rick, did you hear what I said?

Enrique?

Stop the jeep.

Oh, boy. We got problems.

Well, those are government troops.
Aren't you forgetting something? I'm

good friends with El President.

Catherine, Enrique is a guerrilla
leader.

He's known throughout the country. They
will shoot him on sight. They will

probably shoot us on sight, too.

Oh,

boy. What are we going to do?

There's only one thing we can do, and
that's make a run for it.

Hang on and duck.

Watch out!

Come on, man, let's go. We're losing
them. Now, take

it easy. Don't forget, Raul's firing
real bullets.

I said it was live, M .O. Don't get so
close.

Are

we

over the border yet?

I don't know. It isn't marked. I can't
be sure. We gotta be sure. Let's keep

going. All right.

Any idea where we are?

Yeah, we know where we are.

Uh, don't do that, Raul.

Manos arriba!

No, no, no, no, no. No, Catherine.

Come on.

I don't want you to do anything that we
both might regret later.

Like killing me.

AJ,

what's going on?

I'm sorry.

This time you've been set up.

Oh, you really are good.

There's no mine, is there?

And Debbie from Dallas?

Janet, San Diego.

You know, you've forgotten one little
thing, though. All they're going to do

just give me a ride right back to the
president's house.

I've got to get out of jail free card
here.

We are still in Costa Nueva, remember?

No.

Well, it's not marked, but we crossed
the border quite a ways back.

Welcome to Anador.

And they do have an expedition treaty
here with the United States.

Rick should have been here by now

I'll

go look No

Don't be on the ground, man. Come here.

Gracias.

me I could have picked up the airport.

And we arrived quite early this morning,
and I felt it wiser to let sleeping

dogs lie, as twere.

I heard everything went all right.

Yes, Carlton's arraignment is this
afternoon.

Good. Rick and A .J. Simon will also be
there. Perhaps you can give... They're

here? Well, of course. The prosecutor
subpoenaed them as witnesses. Nice

actually. Hey, Higgins, I just changed
the linens yesterday.

Yes, I'm sure you did.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

The state provides accommodation for its
witnesses.

But a one -star hotel is hardly adequate
recompense for such stellar witnesses.

Especially when they're the ones who
saved your little stars.

Hey, Magnum, how you doing? Hi, guys.

Hello, Magnum. How's the shoulder?

Oh, it's fine.

Spare keys so you can come and go
freely.

Terrific. Thank you.

Here are any additional linens. Magnum
knows where everything is. Oh, listen, I

did take the liberty of rearranging the
stuff in your closet. We need some more

rum. Yeah, you never know how long these
court cases are going to drag on.

That's true.

Hey, remember that embezzlement case in
Fresno? Oh, boy, we were stuck there for

three months. Can you imagine?