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Hey,

hey, what's up? Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah, yeah, come in.

What's going on? So, there's...

An emergency back at home.

Yeah.

I actually have an infestation of scorpions in my room right now.

What? And Mom won't help me out.

Katie's not in town, so I can't go stay with her.

I was wondering if maybe you'd let me crash here for a couple days until Mom

gets it taken care of.

How come you didn't call me? I wasn't expecting you. I tried to call you, but

your phone's gone straight to voicemail.

Oh, man. I don't know. I mean...

Tony, come on.

Please. I have a really busy week all week, and... Listen, I know you're my

stepsister and all, but... You can't crash with, like, your friend or

No, she's not in town.

Come on, I promise I'll be quiet. I won't bother you.

Just for a couple days.

A couple days?

Just a couple days.

Alright, I mean... Fuck.

Yeah, I guess... I'll sleep on the couch. Okay, yeah, because, like I said,

I have a really busy schedule this week, and, like, I just need to get rest,

okay? So please. Yeah, I totally understand. I don't want you fucking, I

want any loud music.

No. Any late night phone calls or just.

I got you. None of that. None of that. And you're going to sleep on the couch?

Yeah, I'll sleep on the couch.

All right.

I'll be quiet. This is a one -bedroom apartment, so it's not very big.

I know. I know.

Just anything at this point will help.

I can't stay back home. I'm freaking out. I don't want to sleep in a room

scorpions everywhere.

All right, fine.

So, yeah, let me show you where you can bring your bag and shit, okay?

Okay. Thank you so much. All right.

Oh,

my God. I'm going to fucking piss.

Fuck. I'm going to fucking pee my fucking pants.

Oh, my God. Whoa, shit. What the fuck are you doing?

Did I forget to lock the door? Yeah, you did.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I have to piss.

I'm just peeing.

Okay, can you hurry up, please? Yeah, I'll hurry up. This is what I'm talking

about. This is exactly what I'm talking about. This shit's awkward now. I'm

sorry I forgot to lock the door. Okay, fine.

Okay, please hurry up. Oh, my God. What the fuck, man?

Yeah, come in.

What's up? What fucking time is it?

Like, 6 .37?

What's going on?

Um, I had a long night at work last night, and this couch is, like, killing

back. Can I please possibly sleep in the bed?

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Please.

This couch is, like, stiff as a board. Well, I got home really late last night

from work, and I'm fucking tired.

I can't believe you just woke me up at 6 .30.

I don't know. I'm sorry.

I won't bother you. This is kind of weird, though. You're my stepsister.

first you come over here unannounced.

Now you want to sleep on the bed, too.

This is your first night here.

We don't have to, like, do anything. It's just I need a bed.

A lot's killing me.

All right, fine. Fuck it, but... Listen, just don't move around too much, okay?

Because I'm a really light sleeper. Like, anything will wake me up. I really

need to get some sleep. I haven't slept, like, I'm just tired, okay? All

right, fuck it.

Thank you.

Just don't toss and turn too much, okay? I hate that.

And turn the other way.

No, for real. Yeah, come on.

Don't bother me. I'm going to turn this way too.

Who's that?

Huh? A jibble boner.

Look, I'm sorry, it's... You're my stepbrother. I know, this is my morning

okay? What do you want me to do?

What do you have, am I supposed to fucking cut it off? You're my bed. I

get horny in the mornings. I'm sorry.

Maybe... Look, this is awkward, okay?

Maybe you should go sleep on the couch.

No, no, anything but that fucking couch. Well, listen, I mean... Damn, now it's

just about to fall asleep again. Now I can't fucking sleep.

This is what I'm talking about. I mean... Can you just go on the couch,

No, no, I don't want to sleep on that couch.

Okay, so what am I supposed to do? I can't sleep now.

I have a bunch of errands to do this morning.

What if I just...

give you a handjob or something so you can bus and never go back to sleep. A

handjob?

Listen, I don't know about that. You're my step -sister.

I mean, you have a problem to take care of, but I don't want to sleep on a

couch, so why not let me help you out? But you're my step -sister. What if...

We're not bus -related.

That's awkward, though. And it's not like I'm going to go tell everybody.

I don't know. You can trust me.

I don't know. I don't trust you. I know how you are. You'll say something to

someone. No. And then Mom and Dad will find out. You think I want people to

this? We're going to be like the weirdos in the fucking family, you know?

Yeah, that's why I wouldn't say anything. I don't want anyone to know

whacking my stepbrother off.

And you won't say nothing?

No, I swear.

Just let me help you.

Okay, fine, fine, but this isn't anything, like, I mean, this is not

get weird between us, is it? No, like, we'll just pretend it never even

happened.

So, are you just going to give me a handjob?

Yeah, so you can bust, and then we'll go back to sleep.

All right, I guess, yeah, that's fine. Just, there's some lube in that drawer

right there. Just grab it. All right, let's see.

One, two, one, two.

Kenley's actually doing this. This is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, stroking like that.

Yes, oh, yeah.

Fuck no you crazy it feels pretty good actually

Okay,

just don't make this any more awkward, please Just, I'm going to close my eyes

while you do this. Just do it a little harder, like squeeze it a little harder,

yes.

I don't know. I just... I don't feel like I need to come anytime soon. I

Seriously? It's kind of awkward. You're my stepsister.

Maybe... Maybe you should just go on the couch.

No.

No.

Well, I mean, I can't concentrate because, like I said, you're my

You're just joking me. Like, this is kind of awkward.

Well... I mean, this is kind of making me horny.

What? Why? Really?

Yeah.

Don't you just fuck me?

What?

We already said it was going to stay between us anyways.

I can't do that. You're my stepsister. I can't. We can't have sex. No way. Like,

this is crazy.

Nobody's going to know. Not blood.

Don't be a pussy.

I'm not a pussy. I'm just... Yeah, I can like it. I'm scared that you're going

to say something to someone.

I'm not going to say anything.

Then we're going to, like you said, look like the family weirdos.

You're really going to let me fuck you?

Yeah.

Fuck. Why not?

And you won't say shit?

No. Oh, my God.

Wow, this is crazy.

I never thought we would be fucking doing this for a while.

Me either.

Fuck.

Come on.

All right, I guess. Yeah, that's fine. But damn, just don't ever say shit,

please. I swear I won't. I promise.

Fuck, okay.

Want to step on it now?

Thank you.

Like that.

You want to stick in that pussy now?

Yeah.

Come here, baby.

Pull in this ass.

Oh, fuck yes.

Damn, that's a beautiful fucking ass. Just like that.

You like it?

I can't believe how fucking my steps is.

Thank you.

You're so good at that. You're so fucking good.

I'm going to go sleep tonight. Alright?

You can stay here any time you want Fuck yes

Just don't say shit

You can sleep?

I think now I can sleep.

Oh, my God, yeah.

That shit's going to put me right to sleep.

Remember, we can't say shit about this.