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Is that you, my prince charming?

You expecting someone else?

Oh, no, never.

You look amazing, baby.

But can I make one suggestion?

Sure.

I had a feeling that would be your suggestion.

Can you guess my next one?

Guess mine.

I need your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to feel it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it. Hold me close.

Big look down.

Won't you go?

Let's cruise, go, go, go.

I want your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to have it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it. I need your love. I've got to have it.

Have a new So let it go

Now watch it grow

I want your love

I've got to have it I need your love I've got to play

Your turn.

I've got to have it.

This is Galactic Explorer 69.

My landing was successful.

Very well, 69.

For the sake of the Earthlings, I will call you Serena while you're on their

planet. As you wish, oh Supreme Mistress.

May I now learn the reason of my travels? Very well.

24 Earth hours to engage in their sex secrets.

The knowledge that you bring back to Deltan is imperative.

Without it, our civilization will not survive another light year.

I do not understand.

Don't stop fucking for the next 24 Earth hours.

Oh, I like that.

This is Serena signing off.

Watching us through the window.

Who

are

you? I'm Serena.

I come in peace.

Is this some kind of joke?

What is a joke?

It's nothing.

I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.

Your friend?

Nice outfit, by the way.

Thank you.

That was a joke.

Another joke?

Do you Earthlings do this a lot?

Yes, we do, Serena.

So, where do you come from?

I come from Deltron, third planet in the first galaxy.

It is outside your solar system.

Of course it is.

So, like, what are you doing here?

I've come to learn from you Earthlings.

Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy. I'm calling 911.

Is that another joke?

Hold on, let's just play along.

It's going to be fun.

So, Serena, do you have any special powers or...

Special powers. Yeah.

Like, can you make yourself disappear?

Hmm. I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa!

That's unbelievable.

That's amazing.

May I begin learning now?

I don't know. May she?

Why the hell not, sir?

Really? Yeah.

It's a woman's prerogative to change minds.

That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm.

kitty kitty kitty

Come over here, my baby chickbang.

Oh, kiss your pink cat's paws.

And rub your belly with my cheek.

Oh, my alley cat kitty.

Pussy, pussy, meenoo.

My baby chickbang.

Pussy chickbang.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Pussy pussy Batman.

Oh pussy.

Pussy pussy.

Oh, I

love you, little big

pussy.

You'll be here, my little kitty cat.

Oh, yeah.

Look at those big green eyes.

Cute little bird that sings, but none.

Come over here, my pussy.

Meow.

Let's get in the cat nest.

Aw.

That's it.

Bounce that fur ball into my sweet hugged up lip.

Thank you.

Oh, this is an emergency.

I must take this.

No.

No.

Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My servants were misbehaving again, and I

to teach them a lesson.

You're the best teacher I know, Supreme Mistress.

Too bad it doesn't result in procreation.

Oh, you're so kind.

I just called to report back.

I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual intercourse, and it seems to be quite

gratifying. In fact, it's extremely exciting.

That's good news, Serena. And are you learning anything?

Oh, yes.

I've learned this thing called joking.

But I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Is that all you've learned?

I've also learned that the male species has something that gravely resembles our

communication devices.

Do you mean our dildometer?

Yes.

Only theirs are much larger.

Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they would need to be larger.

Until this morning, Supreme Mistress, neither could I.

Well, keep up the good work and get back to me when you've learned more.

Serena signing off.

Calls you a sweetheart, but naked, playing a pot.

40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a city, wants to fuck her. You want us, but not

that way.

This old fart wants to be jaded. Calling his dick a monster's thing.

Bet a crap shoe, he's a Hollywood star.

Giddy with blinds and a zoo.

Do you run with the Lesbo group?

You're as the dog sits at home while you're out.

Fucking too long.

Now you see the porno flick.

Hot and horny, you wish you'd lick your pinky toe that you call dick.

Busting out of that push -up bar.

Let's do it right here.

I need to use the shower.

Oh, is this clean up another one of those jokes?

Are you for real?

Yes, I believe I am.

Is this liquid used in clean up?

You want to find out?

Would you like to join us and clean up?

She really is a freak, isn't she?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Serena, just had your trick.

Very well.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here before Marcus does.

thank you

What are you doing here?

Help left 10 minutes ago. I know. He's at my place.

I told him I was going to get some booze.

Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?

I hate you.

I know.

You're damn right I don't.

I was born to suck.

Fuck until I'm sore.

I was born to suck.

Suck you like a whore.

Christ to be alive.

Christ to be alive.

Christ to be alive.

I was born to spread.

Now I make it on your bed.

I was born to make.

Where's the feeling?

I was born to play

I can't believe I let you do this to me.

Oh, right. So it's my fault.

Well, really, that weapon against my ass doesn't help matters.

You see, that's where you and I differ.

I think it helps greatly.

I want to get laid.

I thought you screwed that bouncer last night. You know, the one you have a

crush on?

I did, but that was like 12 hours ago.

God, Jen, you are such a slut.

I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has a really healthy libido.

What does that mean?

He loves to fuss.

Oh, yeah. Now you're talking.

Let's go out for some pizza. I'd love to get my hands on that delivery boy.

Boy being the operative word.

He's like... 16 years old.

He's 18.

Birthday was last week, and I told him about when he was legal. I had a present

for him.

Oh, so you're ordering sausage.

You better believe it. And I'm getting some pizza, too.

Maybe that's Armando.

His name's Armando.

He sounds hot. I think we'll all order some sausage. I got dibs for this guy.

Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.

That sounds good.

I'm just around the corner in my place.

I'm with Ally and Tina.

Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and we'll be there soon.

That was good.

She invited us to her party, her and Mark's place.

Ooh, Mark.

I know, speaking of sausage.

Husband.

Husband.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy. Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Eat my wine.

Be my guy.

Slut like sex.

Yeah, that's triple S.

Talk like G.

Bull right wing.

Don't drop sex.

Yeah, that's triple S.

Brastic bitch.

Slutty bitch.

Say like that.

Yeah, that's triple C.

Stop that shit.

With your dork.

Fuck like that.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Puffing ass.

Ass up, bitch.

Looks like pants.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Puffing.

Get me juicy.

You'll go down.

Yeah, that's triple ass.

Fuck my haul.

With your paw.

Sounds like.

Aroma up, though?

Gifts with your help.

More like that.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Cheap feet twice.

Gifts don't cost.

A lot more friends.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Pay for you.

To watch that screw.

Hardcore friends.

Yeah, that's triple A. You've got no doubt.

Hey, who are they kidding?

Anyway, you're not going to believe what I just found.

A spaceship.

Have we started drinking?

I'm serious.

What? I'll show you. Oh, oh. It's right over in the field.

Hey, y 'all. A spaceship. A spaceship.

See? I told you.

That can't be real.

I don't think so. Did the chick at her place, Serena?

She was sent for another planet.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

No.

Because it's true.

You'll meet her.

Well, I'm a little disappointed then because I thought you lured me here to

advantage of me and now I see there's a real ship.

Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one thing I wanted to show you.

Really? Well, let's go check it out.

How did you know how to get in here?

I just hit the side of the door and it opened up.

Well, since we're here, maybe we should make the most of it.

I like that idea.

Come here.

Fill in my head.

Reach up.

Head up.

Come up.

Is that done?

Hypnotic touching me.

Hypnotic. Think about it.

Hypnotic. Take me away.

Hypnotic. Help the God.

Let's fly.

Yes, it's me.

Come over here.

Do you like what you see?

I don't think so.

Answer my prayer.

I don't think so.

Come on, dance.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotic.

Give it to me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Hypnotic dog.

Hi,

y 'all.

Hola.

Hey, girls.

Have you guys seen Tina?

My guess is she's just finishing up with lunch.

Sausage, I believe.

That would be my guess.

Oh, well.

I hope we see her soon.

That's a good chance.

Chances are excellent.

So, Sam,

what's your friend?

This is Serena.

She's from... Deltron. The third planet in the first galaxy.

It's outside our universe.

She's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.

That's nice. Todd, did you get an anatomy instruction?

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

Isn't that great?

Anyway, anyone want a drink?

No, I'm good.

No? No

sense.

Did you get on any of this production?

Yeah. We had an amazing three -way.

So what about Ted?

Well, if you're asking me what I think you're asking me, Mark and Ted, they're

lot alike.

Ted is more like his big brother.

That's all I need to hear. Hey, Ted, I think I'll take one of those drinks

all.

Did you say you wanted a drink?

Yeah, I did.

There you go.

Um, I think you know what I actually really meant.

Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a drink.

Yeah.

Oh.

This is the love, this is the love of

a woman.

Hey, honey, look what I ran into.

Right.

Anyway, get what I found.

Serena's spaceship.

You didn't destroy it, did you? Of course not.

Good, because I must leave in less than 24 Earth hours.

But we were just going to know you.

Mark, if the alien chick says she has to go, she has to go.

But we're having so much fun together.

I think...

We've been having a little too much fun, if you catch my drift.

Sounds like someone's jealous.

Jealous?

I have these puppies.

Do I look like I need to be jealous?

Stand straight, girlfriend.

Allie, let her go. Just let her cool off. Would you be like this?

Best thing is, let her cool off.

Well, I just want to make sure she's all right.

Wow, that must have been some drink.

Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.

Oh, that was no Mickey.

See you later.

Hey, Dusty. Are you ready?

Fuck the date.

Yes, you think?

Fuck the date.

Sexy, slutty, horny, homie.

Boobie, squeezy, teddy, pussy.

Penis, papa, boner, lone, nerd.

Flirty, fucker, tucker, milker.

Nasty, bucky, luscious, red, bald.

Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.

Ass, rake, dig, rake, dig.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank

you.

That's not easy, won't it?

See, we don't see me.

That's easy, but it's not easy.

Russian dicks and virgins are men.

But not cause it's all good.

That's too good to blame, you have to see.

Oh, baby.

Not yet.

Thank you.

Hooker, roller, trucker, fucker.

Lift, hip, and triple X wrist.

Murky, gory, filthy, gandy.

Rugby, dinky, dummy, ruggy.

Cream, that's a baby.

Yummy, fuck, that's a baby.

I knew it. God, that's a baby.

You have to have the gaze of your baby.

Ah, stop it.

Fuck you, baby.

Yes, you think?

Fuck you, baby.

Mm -hmm. Bad.

Sexy, slutty, horny. Oh, man.

Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie.

Boobie. Flirty fucker, tucker, motherfucker.

Lefty, bucky, luscious, red balls.

Wank, buddy, wank, fuck me.

X -rated, big, trendy.

Playful, wimple, couple, blah, blah.

Stop, baby.

It's a good thing, baby.

Harder, baby.

Baby, I don't want to squeeze that.

Baby.

Baby.

Russian dicks and virgins are men.

But not closet fat girls.

That's too, that's too lame, you just see.

We'll be right back.

I think maybe you're overreacting, sis.

Either way, that space girl's leaving soon, and we won't have to deal with

I'm not worried about that, Allie. Mark and I, we're in an open relationship.

That's good.

No, it's not. I hate it.

The only reason why I went along with it was because that's what Mark wanted.

Didn't you screw Ted earlier?

Sometimes.

It does have its benefits.

You mean, like now?

Mm -hmm.

Power of the Poop Day.

I'm giving you a little parole.

Power of the Poop Day.

Red pouty lips.

Power of the Poop Day.

Mind up talking?

Power of the Poop Day.

I'm wet when you say.

Power of the Poop Day.

You're a standout loner. Power of the Poop Day.

You're proper not boner. Power of the Poop Day.

Wetting my lips.

Power of the Poop Day.

Moving my hips.

Power to the sea.

My rump is out.

Power to the sea. You're giving a horny shout.

Power to the sea.

I give you a fuck, pal.

Power to pussy.

Help me, no doubt.

Power to pussy.

Cream in your jeans.

Power to pussy.

Looking like a fiend.

Power to pussy.

You want a finger bang?

Power to pussy.

Let's orgy game.

Power to pussy.

Power to pussy.

Power to pussy.

thank you

See this.

Look this.

Look this.

Look this.

Look this.

Look this.

Look this. Look this.

Look this.

Bucket. Power the pussy.

I need

my

money. Power the pussy.

I'd like to play a game that we play on my planet that I believe all you

Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.

Oh, me?

Mm -hmm.

Why would you want me to spin you a bottle?

Ted,

you have to kiss very much.

Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...

Oh, yeah.

Just a kiss. Yeah.

You want me to spin again? I can do that.

Anyone?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Can we play?

Can I get the next set?

Thank you.

I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling Mark.

My time's not up here, but I've learned all I need to know.

Do you really have to go?

The fate of my people depends on it.

Well, I hope your stay here helped you a little bit.

It most definitely has.

Oh, good.

Maybe you can teach the Deltron men whatever they need to learn so that you

save your civilization.

Oh, there are no men on Deltron.

Only women.

Only women?

Yes, Earthling Mark.

Do they look like you?

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, they are much more beautiful than I am.

Is that right?

Yes.

You know, you never really showed me the inside of your spaceship.

Would you like to see it?

I'd love to.

Nice.

So my only question is, do we have sixth year on our way to Beltran?

Is that?

Hypnotic. Think back.

Hypnotic. Take me away.

Hypnotic.

You feel so good.

My life.

Oh my.

Let's fly.

In a.

Kinky way.

Yeah, it's me.

Come over here.

You like what you see?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Come on, Dan.

Touch me, boy.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotica.

Hypnotica.

Hypnotica.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Who are you?

I'm Serena. I come in peace.

I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

That's unbelievable.

I've got to help me. I need your love.

I've got to tell it.

I want your touch.

I've got to help me. I need your love.

I've got to tell it. Hold me close.

Big old Joe.

What's the matter?

Let's cruise, go, go, go.

I want your love. Are you for real?

I've got to have it.

I need your love. Yes, I believe I have.

I've got to have it.

I want your love.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here for Mark's bath.

Mom didn't raise her at school.

Passion's out.

Heaven out.

So let it go.

Now watch grow.

I want your love.

I've come to heaven.

I need your love.

I've got to pull it.

I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it.

I want your love.

I've got to want it.

I need your love. Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay. You're perfect.

Just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

She adorable. I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

I've got to help me I need your love I've got to feel it

I want your touch I've got to help me I need your

love I've got to feel it I want your love I've got to

help me I need your love I've got to feel it I want

your touch

I cannot do that, but I can do this.

I wasn't kidding.

Oh, let's see here.

for the next 24 Earth Hours.