Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:06,297
[trolley wheels squeaking]
2
00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,966
- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
- Hmm.
3
00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:10,343
[mutters]
4
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,929
Well, if you're not
paying attention,
we're having...
5
00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,390
- chocolate donuts for dinner.
- Sounds good.
6
00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,142
Ah, don't distract her,
Candace.
7
00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:20,186
She was up all night
trying to finish this book
for her book club.
8
00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,524
But if we're having donuts,
let's get the glazed ones too.
Ha!
9
00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,193
Linda Flynn-Fletcher!
10
00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,155
- Samantha Sweetwater!
And hello, Adyson.
- Hi!
11
00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,949
Samantha, I know
our book club
meets tomorrow, but...
12
00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,910
The Lengthiest and
Most Thorough Adventures
of Lord Ramblington
13
00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:39,330
is really long,
and I don't think
I can finish it.
14
00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,292
Oh, there's always
a way, Linda.
Take me for instance.
15
00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:47,255
I just love to sit outside
on my reading hammock
and get lost in the pages.
16
00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,718
You just need to focus.
The book is down here.
17
00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,139
- I feel terrible saying this--
- Do it!
18
00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:59,142
But I've always suspected
Samantha doesn't
read the books
19
00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:03,229
- even though
she says she does.
- Ooh! Spill the tea, Mom,
20
00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:07,817
Look! The Lengthiest and
Most Thorough Adventures
of Lord Ramblington
21
00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,653
- has been made into a movie.
- And it opens tomorrow.
22
00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:15,074
[gasps] I bet Sweetwater
will go see it,
and say she read the book.
23
00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,620
And if you do something like
triangulate her movements
against the movie schedule,
24
00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,996
you could bust her no prob.
25
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,248
[laughs]
It's all so ridiculous.
26
00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,460
Who cares if Samantha
read the book or not?
27
00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:32,550
Looks like you have 16 items
in the "15 items or less"
lane, Linda.
28
00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:36,012
Yeah. What are you trying
to pull, lady?
Get out of here.
29
00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,681
Ooh! Busted.
30
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,519
I will do whatever you say.
31
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,480
Okay, Mom. Before I take you
through my six-step plan
32
00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,190
to using this model
of our neighborhood,
33
00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,400
I'd like to go over
some pre-busting basics.
34
00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:53,321
Honey, normally I'd prefer
you put this energy into
something more... productive,
35
00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,950
but today, I'm excited
to spend the whole day
with you!
36
00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,410
The whole day doing
exactly what I say!
37
00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,747
Okay, to get you
into the mindset,
sometimes I get what I call
38
00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,415
- a "busting tingle"...
- [phone chiming]
39
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,459
...the feeling that
the, uh, bust is a-brewing.
40
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,753
Phones down!
I need you to take this
seriously, Mother.
41
00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,964
Raise your hand.
You're gonna take
the Busting Oath.
42
00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,551
- Oh, Candace.
- "I do solemnly swear..."
Come on, Mom!
43
00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,719
- "I do solemnly swear..."
- [beeping]
44
00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,807
Did you hear that? It sounds
like someone's building
something, like, in our yard.
45
00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,184
[groans] There are too many
distractions around here!
46
00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,727
Let's just get out
in the field.
47
00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,647
- Here, take this big bag
of busting basics.
- "Busting basics"?
48
00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,316
You know, you know.
Disguises, lip balm, sledgehammer.
49
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,027
Let's go. Go, go,
go, go, go, go!
50
00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,029
[engine starts]
51
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,618
Okay, so as I was about
to explain-- Seatbelts, Mom!
52
00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,744
Oh! Right.
53
00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,788
- Step one is intel.
- [checklist dings]
54
00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,208
Like, does
Mrs. Sweetwater's book
look as if it's been read?
55
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,335
- We're heading
to her house now.
- [phone chimes]
56
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,170
No phones! Do what I say!
57
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,882
Now, I happen to know
that Adyson has
an archery lesson at noon,
58
00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,801
and Mrs. Sweetwater
will drive her there.
59
00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,511
And how do you know that?
60
00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,639
On Thursdays,
I have archery lessons.
At noon!
61
00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,392
- My mom drives me.
- Cool story, Adyson.
62
00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:08,771
Mrs. Sweetwater should have
left her house by 11:45,
so the coast will be clear.
63
00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,899
[Linda] What is that
on the road? Guacamole?
That's something you don't--
64
00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:12,985
[Candace] Focus, Mom!
65
00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,695
[laughs maniacally]
66
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,447
[guacamole splatters]
67
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,158
[plane engine whirring]
68
00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,452
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz cackles]
69
00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,330
[continues cackling]
70
00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,457
[splatters]
71
00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,916
[laughs maniacally]
72
00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,960
[tires screech]
73
00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,052
- Is this guacamole?
- Make use of your
surroundings. Keep up, Mom!
74
00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:45,183
Okay, Sweetwater let us know
she likes to read outside
and... Bingo!
75
00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,976
- There's the book.
- [phone chimes]
76
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,646
- [groans] You and your phone!
I'm turning this thing off.
- [beeps]
77
00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,982
- Here. You look through these
and tell me what you see.
- I don't-- Ooh!
78
00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,401
That's better.
Very interesting.
79
00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:59,238
- [gasps] What's the intel?
- Samantha's roses are
coming in so nicely.
80
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,907
[Candace] No, Mom, the book!
81
00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,367
[Linda] Okay. Hmm. [gasps]
82
00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,160
The book's spine
is barely cracked,
83
00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:07,872
- and the bookmark
is only a few pages in.
- Yes!
84
00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,833
So, we know
she hasn't read it!
85
00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,752
- What?
- That's pretty impressive, honey.
86
00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,254
- What do you mean?
- You've really developed
some skills.
87
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,507
Thanks! I've had
a lot of practice.
88
00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,426
Candace? Candace's mom?
Is that you?
89
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,345
What are you guys
doing down there?
90
00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,138
[groans] Irving, keep quiet!
91
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,058
Wait! That treehouse could be
a good vantage point
for my step two.
92
00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,645
- Irving, you're on the team.
- [gasps] Finally!
93
00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,356
Mom, climb up.
94
00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:36,567
Is this really
what you go through every day?
It's a little intense.
95
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,861
Welcome to my world.
96
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,867
Hey!
97
00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,003
[Irving] What a coincidence.
98
00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,798
I was just perusing
my scrapbook
of every invention your--
99
00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,717
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's great, Irving.
100
00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,178
Oh! Look at that giant
balloon dancey-guy thing.
That is really something.
101
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,723
It's got to be 500 feet tall!
I wonder--
102
00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,183
Mom! Pay attention.
103
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,061
Raise your arm.
104
00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,900
- Step two...
[grunts] infiltrate.
- [checklist dings]
105
00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,610
Whoa!
106
00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,071
- Now what?
- Step three: investigate!
107
00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,991
- [checklist dings]
- Just scope the perimeter
to find clues!
108
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:30,079
This is probably illegal.
Those roses
really do look good-- [gasps]
109
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,834
Artificial?
No. One bust at a time, Linda.
110
00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,378
What? Sweetwater's back?
111
00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,172
What about
Adyson's archery lesson?
112
00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,007
- Rescheduled.
- How do you know that?
113
00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:44,427
- My Thursday archery lesson
got rescheduled.
- Cool story, Adyson!
114
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,636
Let's reel her back in!
115
00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,056
Oh, biscuits!
What do I do now?
116
00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,350
- Step four: improvise!
- [checklist dings]
117
00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,105
♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline! ♪
118
00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,608
♪ And the line is slackin'
She got no momentum ♪
119
00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,778
- ♪ Got to reel her back in ♪
- ♪ Could've planned this
better if we had the time ♪
120
00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,697
♪ Now it's somewhere
all together 'cause
she's stuck on a zipline ♪
121
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,449
♪ Guess I had Samantha's
schedule wrong ♪
122
00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,576
♪ Overestimated how long
she'd be gone ♪
123
00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,870
♪ Now, Linda's hanging
in the wind for all to see ♪
124
00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,706
- ♪ Let's hear it
for Candace Flynn ♪
- ♪ I'm glad it's not me ♪
125
00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,082
[chorus] ♪ Awkward! ♪
126
00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,626
♪ 'Cause Mom's stuck
on a zipline ♪
127
00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,252
♪ Her time's about to expire ♪
128
00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,546
♪ Better pound those branches
and wiggle that wire ♪
129
00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,882
♪ And if she's not spotted
it'll turn out fine ♪
130
00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,843
♪ But now the rope's
getting knotted,
Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪
131
00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,386
♪ She just wanted to ♪
132
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,847
♪ Look at her book
But had a shady motivation ♪
133
00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,308
♪ Someone get a hook
She's in a tricky situation ♪
134
00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,602
♪ Samantha's at the window
About to raise the blinds ♪
135
00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,813
♪ Just swing her to the left
She can hide behind ♪
136
00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,773
♪ That improbable
topiary elephant shrub ♪
137
00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,275
♪ Now you've
gotta stay quiet
'cause the whole book club ♪
138
00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,694
♪ Will find it pretty funny
if she's found like this ♪
139
00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,738
♪ This whole circumstance
is truly ludicrous ♪
140
00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,241
♪ If you climb out there,
you'll end up in a bind ♪
141
00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,617
- ♪ Whoa! ♪
- ♪ What'd I tell you?
142
00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,661
♪ Now you're stuck
on a zipline ♪
143
00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:55,623
Um, I'm not sure
that rope will hold
your combined...
144
00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,709
- [Linda screams, grunts]
- [Candace grunts]
145
00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,836
...body weights.
146
00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:00,963
Run!
147
00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,047
I got a clue!
148
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,216
As I was careening
past her window,
149
00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,010
I saw Samantha checking
movie schedules on her phone!
150
00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,179
You did what I said
and got a step three clue!
151
00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,142
- Mom, are you getting
the busting tingle?
- [Irving shrieks, grunts] Ow.
152
00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:18,229
Well, something's tingling.
But I think
it's this holly bush.
153
00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,814
What's next, team?
154
00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:22,483
- Step five
is initiate the bust!
- [checklist dings]
155
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,528
If Mrs. Sweetwater
heads to the movie theater,
we're golden!
156
00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,738
[door creaks open, closes]
157
00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,869
[gasps] Smuggling
in her own candy!
158
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,412
Who is this woman?
159
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,664
She must be catching
the matinee
at the Danville Five.
160
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,001
We're so close! Let's go.
161
00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,798
[squirting]
162
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,217
[alarm blaring]
163
00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,927
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming]
164
00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:54,348
Ah, man, if only I had
some huge, colorful,
visual marketing gimmick
165
00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,017
to call attention
to my car lot,
166
00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,853
maybe I wouldn't be
going out of business.
167
00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,025
- Hey, look at that
dancing tooth guy!
- [clamoring]
168
00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,234
It makes me
wanna buy a car!
169
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,737
You guys are lifesavers.
170
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:12,158
Oh, there's that
dancey-guy thing again.
Look at the size of it!
171
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,619
Eyes on the prize, Mom.
172
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,704
Suit up!
173
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,125
Honey, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
174
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,960
it's busting time!
175
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,838
I like your enthusiasm,
but you've got to keep
your head in the game.
176
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,424
- Sometimes things can go--
- Come on, come on, come on.
177
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,219
Okay, okay.
Geez, am I like this?
178
00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,806
- [plane engine whirring]
- [Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming]
179
00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,184
- [tires screech]
- [coughs]
180
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,229
[grunts]
181
00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,358
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
182
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,110
Thanks, my business is saved.
183
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,780
All I had to promote
this thing was a bunch
of dry chips.
184
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,698
Somebody bought
all the guacamole in town!
185
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,867
[splatters]
186
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,620
[splattering]
187
00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,246
Ah, man, I love
chips and guac.
188
00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,041
That makes me wanna
buy another car!
189
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,001
Oh, there you are, Perry.
190
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,629
- [splatters]
- [purrs]
191
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,636
[whispering]
Stay down. Stay down.
It's the element of surprise.
192
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,346
I said this before.
I'll say it again.
193
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,975
- Ready, Mom? [gasps]
This is the big moment.
- I'm ready.
194
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,977
[giggles]
195
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,479
...I think about you
every day. I awake
196
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,482
- to the thought of you
on my pillow, which fill...
- [Linda squirms]
197
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,528
- ...both my hours
and my dreams.
- Hit the lights, Irving!
198
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,905
- [Samantha] Linda!
- Huh?
199
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,115
- You're here!
- You made it!
200
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,199
- Hi.
- Hi!
201
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,076
Hi, Linda. Just in time.
202
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,411
I saved you a seat.
203
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,913
I don't understand.
The whole book club is here?
204
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,499
Yes! Didn't you get
our group text?
205
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,793
None of us could
finish the book,
so we thought,
206
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,795
"What the heck?
Let's go see
the movie instead."
207
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,338
Group text? [gasps]
208
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,965
Oh, no. My phone.
209
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,884
[phone chiming, beeping]
210
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,220
But-- But-- But--
But-- But-- But--
211
00:09:56,221 --> 00:10:00,725
Wait, if you didn't
get our texts, Linda,
did you come here to cheat?
212
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,436
You are so busted!
213
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,895
Yeah. I deserve that.
214
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,939
And why are you
wearing mustaches?
215
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,525
[gasps] Are you dressed
as Lord Ramblington?
216
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,319
Yes. Yes, I was.
217
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,864
Thanks for
a wonderful day, hon.
218
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,907
You know,
you really impressed me.
219
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:20,536
Does that mean tomorrow
we can bust the boys, together?
220
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,080
Oh, honey, shh.
The movie is starting.
221
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,292
- [sighs] Step six:
inevitable failure.
- [checklist dings]
222
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,670
[man on screen]
We are worth fighting for.
Together we can be in love.
223
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,465
Wow, they weren't kidding.
This dude really does ramble.
224
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,425
[whispering]
I bet the book is better.
225
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,428
Oh, Irving. You know
I never read the books.
226
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,056
Huh. How would I know that?
227
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:44,686
- I never read the books.
- Ooh, cool story,
Adyson's Mom.
228
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,607
[♪ upbeat music playing]
229
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,068
No, no, no!
230
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,502
- [grumbling] I'm Candace.
- [groans]
231
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,966
[grumbling] Jeremy,
where'd you go?
I'm Candace.
19217
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof