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♪ There's a hundred
and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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- Hey!
- ♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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♪ Or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot
of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts
this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Come on, come on.
You'll never believe it.
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Phineas and Ferb
made the world's
biggest banana cream...
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- [belches]
- ...pie.
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But-- But-- But-- But--
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If you need me,
I'll be in the house.
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But, and I mean this
in the nicest way possible,
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- don't need me.
- [sighs]
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Another day,
another ridiculous,
humiliating failure.
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So, what do we do
with all these banana peels?
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My wrist is still hurting
from peeling 387 bananas.
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And my eyes hurt
from watching you do it.
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Hey! What if we grew
a giant banana,
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and made a giant peeler,
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so we only have to peel once?
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Sounds like somebody
wants more pie.
Let's do it!
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Oh! Um, you're just
walking in normally today.
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It's just, I, uh--
I don't have much to report.
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I was kinda hoping
a cool lair entrance
would eat up a little time.
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Our intel reveals
that Doofenshmirtz
isn't, uh, up to, well,
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anything today, which is--
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I guess just stand by
in case he does do something.
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I told you this meeting
could just be an email.
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You could just be
an email, Carl.
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[sobs] Jeremy was supposed
to be here 15 minutes ago,
and clearly he blew me off.
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No one in the world
has it worse than me.
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- [Stacy] That's a bit
of an exaggeration.
- Oh, sorry, Stace.
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I forgot
I was on the phone with you.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
In the whole world,
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maybe one or two
have it worse.
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But definitely in Danville,
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no one has it worse than me.
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[panting, groaning]
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Hey! Keep dancing, Jeremy.
These Slushy Dawgs
aren't gonna sell themselves!
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But it's so hot out here,
and you made me
work a double shift!
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I had no choice.
Jordan is still in the
hospital with heat stroke.
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- Now keep dancing!
- [Jeremy] I need to rethink
my career trajectory.
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- Gotta call Candace
and explain why I'm late.
- [rustling]
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Ooh! Fresh air.
What a relief
to be free again.
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[screams]
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- [phone vibrating]
- Jeremy?
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- [beeps]
- Hello?
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- [muffled munching noises]
- Jeremy?
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[gasps] Is this a butt dial?
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He's out getting food
without me! [sobs]
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Forget it!
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[wailing] Worst life ever.
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- [Jeremy groaning]
- [munching noise]
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[Jeremy groans, shrieks]
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- [munching]
- [Jeremy] No, no, no, no!
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[screams, grunts]
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[muffled groans]
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- [grunting]
- [panting] Oh, what was that?
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And why did it
look like Candace?
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[munching, humming]
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[clattering]
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[electricity crackling]
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[metallic scraping]
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If that's you,
Perry the Platypus,
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I'm not doing
anything evil. I--
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- [crashing]
- That is definitely not
Perry the Platypus.
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If you--
If you plan to eat me,
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I'm all gristle.
I'm very gamey!
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I'm not good at all!
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[pants] I think I lost it.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz
screams, grunts]
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- [muffled screaming]
- [munching]
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[gulps]
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- [thwap, squeaking]
- Jeremy?
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[grunts] Something jumped
on me and started
swallowing me whole,
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- and it kinda looked like you.
- What?
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I got away,
but something is out there.
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[♪ synth-pop music playing]
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Candace, hey.
Want a ride?
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Buckle up.
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[muffled groaning]
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You know, I can't understand
you when you mutter,
Candace. Candace?
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- Candace!
- [grumbling] "Candace."
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Oh, Mom's here.
But let me get you a blanket.
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No blanket, huh?
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[grumbling] No blanket.
I'm Candace.
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- Uh, okay.
- [Candace Suit] No blanket.
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[Jeremy] Candace,
are you all right?
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- [grunts]
- [screams] Get away from him,
you long-necked freak!
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[Candace grunts, strains]
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Stop it!
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[grunts] Help me, Jeremy!
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[grumbling] Help me, Jeremy.
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Wait, help who?
Which one is which?
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[grunts] Are you kidding me?
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[mechanical whirring]
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- [door opens]
- [screams] Two Candaces.
Only one is real.
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You gotta help me!
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[grunting, burbling]
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[Isabella] Wow, it's like
I'm seeing double.
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That one looks
strangely familiar.
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But which Candace
is the real Candace?
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- I am!
- [grumbles] I am!
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Did you try
kissing both of 'em?
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What? That's what I'd do.
Heck, I'll do it right now!
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[both]
No one's kissing anybody.
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- Your loss.
- There must be some
indisputable way
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- to determine
which is the real--
- Phineas, Ferb!
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You did this!
With some kind of--
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I-I don't know,
and I don't care.
You two are so busted.
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- [all] That's her.
- Plus, the other one is
six feet tall and slouching!
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It's a Candace suit!
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[grunting, burbling]
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[grunts, stutters]
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[grunts] How weird!
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- I am outta here!
- Beatrice!
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- What is it doing here
and how is it alive?
- [blubbers]
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Yeah. I don't remember
imbuing the suit
with the gift of life.
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I think I'd remember that.
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- [blubbers, grunts]
- [Isabella screams]
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- Get off her!
- Stop that!
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Hey, not Isabella!
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- [munching, grunting]
- It's an abomination.
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Hey! Let's not be
too hasty with Beatrice.
Run, Beatrice, run!
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We've got to
stop her before she
attacks someone else!
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[♪ synth-pop music starts]
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♪ I don't know
where to begin ♪
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♪ I guess it's just
the age-old tale ♪
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♪ Of chasing a
sentient latex skin ♪
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♪ Down a boulevard
Hot on its trail ♪
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♪ You know
we got to catch her ♪
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♪ She's a no-good
body snatcher ♪
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♪ She's all skin, no bone ♪
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♪ Candace Flynn's
demented clone ♪
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♪ All skin, no bone ♪
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♪ You don't wanna
be caught alone ♪
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♪ With the Candace Suit ♪
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♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪
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[grunts, blubbers]
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[groaning]
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- [footsteps running]
- Gotcha!
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- [blubbers, groans]
- Your reign of terror
ends now!
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[both grunting]
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There can be only one Candace.
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[both grunt, struggle]
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- Where's Beatrice?
- Candace cornered her
in the alley.
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Is she okay?
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[sobbing] You killed her!
You monster!
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- Don't touch me!
- Come on, gang.
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Guess we ought to get back
to the banana peeler.
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[muffled screaming]
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- [grumbling] A perfect fit.
- [bicycle bell rings]
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You seem so
different today, honey.
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But in a good way.
Usually you'd be trying
to bust the boys by now.
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[muffled screaming]
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[grumbling]
You guys are so busted.
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[muffled grunts and screams]
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Go fish!
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[grumbling gibberish]
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[muffled screams]
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Candace, you okay?
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- [Candace strains]
- [Candace Suit grunts]
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[grumbling] Me actually
gonna help the boys.
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[gasps]
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[grumbling] Jeremy,
where'd you go?
I'm Candace.
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Oh, uh, Candace.
Uh, come on over.
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Now! The banana peeler!
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[mechanical whirring]
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But it was
fitting her so well.
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How did you know it was her?
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She said she was
going to "help" the boys.
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Does that sound
like Candace to you?
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- Sure doesn't.
- It does not.
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Uh, I-- It-- Attacked--
Trapped...
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Finish her!
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Stop! Knock it off.
She's a semi-sentient,
rubber, living thing.
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And who are we
to take her life away?
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Well, he may have a point.
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- [blubbers]
- What is it saying?
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It's okay. I can speak
a little Candace Suit.
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I'll do my best to translate.
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"My first memory
is waking up,
alone and limp and cold.
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I was an empty shell,
literally."
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You got all that from...
[grunts and babbles]
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It's all in the intonation!
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"I tried filling myself
with a raccoon.
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I stumbled through
the world, seeking connection,
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but found only fear and scorn.
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I was so confused,
until I saw my own reflection.
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- I was a monster."
- [woman screams]
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- [grunts]
- "I tried filling myself
with garbage.
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I tried everything
to cage my appearance,
to fit in."
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- [woman screams]
- "But nothing worked...
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- until I tried a human host."
- [Candace Suit babbles]
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"I only wanted a life,
friends, family.
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And when I saw your life,
Candace, I saw you had
everything anyone could want.
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I didn't want
to give that up."
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She's right.
I've been taking my life
for granted,
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and I'm sorry for
wanting to destroy you.
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[all gasp]
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- [munching]
- Beatrice, no!
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You got to stop doing that.
You're making this so hard.
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So now what do we do with her?
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- All right. Step aside.
- We're not using
the flamethrower.
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She deserves to live out
a full life.
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- Not my life. Her own life.
- You're right, but where?
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We need to put her
somewhere far, far away,
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where she can't hurt anyone.
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Wait a minute!
Okay, stay with me on this.
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She's empty and all alone
in this world, right?
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Well, I know someone else
who's empty and all alone.
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This is it.
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[babbling]
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- [grunts]
- [babbles]
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- [grunts]
- [babbling]
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I've never felt so seen.
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Candace Suit and Klimpaloon
the Magical Old-Timey
Bathing Suit
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already have
the same last name.
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00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,824
Perhaps they are "suited"
for each other after all.
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