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# And I need you today
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# Oh, Mandy. #
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Hey, Lola, want to come round mine
this evening and binge watch
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Storage Wars Season 94?
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Not tonight, Mandy.
I have plans. Big plans.
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Plans?! What sort of plans?
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What you doing planning things
without me?
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If you must know, Mandy,
I have a date.
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A date? You? Who with?
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Don't be so surprised, Mandy.
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I knew if I waited out my 30s
and 40s single
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I would have my pick of the
most eligible suitable divorcees.
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Get them in their prime
and then clean up with their
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- Winter Fuel Payments.
- Where did you find him, on an app?
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No, Mandy!
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Dating apps are for teenagers,
perverts and married people.
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I went to a respectable
dating agency.
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They make sure they actually
look like their photo
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and they check their
criminal record
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and they give them a proper test
of the down below area -
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to check if the seed
is withered or poisoned.
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Saves a lot of time for a busy
local businesswoman like myself.
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You should try it, Mandy.
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You're not getting any younger.
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You need a man to share your life
and funeral expenses with.
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MANDY SCOFFS
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Men, who needs 'em?
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They're always up to no good.
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All of the misery in the world
is caused by men.
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The News at Ten should be renamed
The News of Men.
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"What have men been up to today?"
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Without men the news
would just be,
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"Good evening" and
"the weather where you are."
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Besides, the only man I've ever
fancied is Paddy McGuinness
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and he's never going to look twice
at little Mandy Carter.
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He could have any woman he wants.
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Ah, he's here. Purrr!
In his ports car.
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- His sports car?
- No, his ports car.
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He works at the harbour.
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DOORBELL DINGS
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- Ready, Lol-err?
- Coming!
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Oh, Mandy, can you lock up
for me, please?
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Have a lovely time on your own.
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See you!
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DOORBELL DINGS
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Oh, cheeky!
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Bye.
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Mr Lonely
by Bobby Vinton
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# Lonely
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# I'm Mr Lonely
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# I have nobody
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# For my own
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# I'm so lonely
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# I'm Mr Lonely
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# Wish I had someone
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# To call on the phone
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# Now I'm a soldier
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# A lonely soldier
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# Away from home... #
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Oh, sorry. You must be Mandy.
Do take a seat.
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I'm June.
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So, what's brought you to
Full Moon Introductions?
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What do you think?
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I don't want me gas meter reading.
I'm on the shelf, aren't I?!
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Well, you've come to
the right place.
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We have a lot of experience
in finding matches
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for the unappealing older spinster.
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Right, let's get started,
shall we?
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If you'd like to fill in this form
with your likes and your dislikes.
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JUNE TYPES SPEEDILY
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- There, finished.
- Oh, that was quick!
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Yeah, well,
I don't really like anything.
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I especially don't like
filling out forms
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and there wasn't a question about
whether I like Magic Eye pictures
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- so I just stuck that in at
the bottom.
- Lovely. OK.
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Well, let me just feed this form
into the dating computer.
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WHIRRING
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Right, just a few more questions.
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Do you have any idea
about age range?
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I haven't really thought about it.
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Hmm, well, I think it's best
to keep it as wide as possible.
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I tell you what, I'll put 9-99,
like the playing age of Jenga.
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Nine?! I'm not a paedo!
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Oh! Oh, no!
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No, you're right, not nine.
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No. Not nine.
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Erm, 19?
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Hmm? That feels better, doesn't it?
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And have you had any thoughts about
the type of man you'd like to meet?
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No, I've got very low standards.
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Oh, well, I think that's right,
at your age.
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I mean, we don't want to get your
hopes up too high.
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There's not much left at the bottom
of the barrel.
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Right!
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Shall we see who the computer
has matched you up with?
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OK! Here we go.
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Oh, I've got good news, Mandy.
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A match has been found.
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Oh, his name's Gavin.
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And I think you two are
going to get on famously.
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What you drinking?
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# Carling Black Label. #
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You don't say much, do you?
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You know what they say,
"It's good to talk."
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Have you ever seen a ghost?
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My friend had a ghost.
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It terrorised her
in her small back bedroom.
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Not a euphemism!
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Sorry. Sorry, how old are you?!
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- You should never ask a lady her age!
- You are so old.
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You fucking pig!
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So, Mandy,
how did it go with Gavin?
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- It were a fucking nightmare.
- Aw.
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He didn't get any of me references!
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It's not like I were going on about
Clements Attlee or Frankie Vaughan!
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He'd never heard of The Flumps!
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I mean, come on! Educate yourself.
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Well, let's move on. Maybe he was
a little bit too young for you.
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A bit?!
I've got bras older than him!
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Anyway, another match
has been found
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and this one's a bit more your age,
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whatever that is,
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and his name is Robert.
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Which I think is a lovely name,
isn't it?
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- Mandy?
- Robert?
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- Yeah.
- You're in a wheelchair.
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Noticed that, did ya?
You're eagle-eyed.
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Well, it's just they didn't mention
it at the dating agency.
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- It shouldn't matter, should it?
- No.
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Would you have agreed to
go on a date with me
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- if you knew I was in a wheelchair?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Cos if they'd told me you dressed
like an Eastern European prostitute
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I might not've turned up.
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That's a bit fucking rich.
At least my legs work, mate.
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I'd rather be in a wheelchair
than have a walk like yours.
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- What's wrong with me walk?!
- You look
like a fucking limbo dancer!
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You fucking...
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Look, let's start again, shall we?
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It's like we've got off on
the wrong...
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- Sorry.
- Let's just get this over with.
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MANDY SIGHS
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So, er, what do you think of
this dating lark?
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- Awful.
- Tell me about it.
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My last date was so young he didn't
know who The Flumps were.
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- Didn't know who The Flumps were?!
- Mm.
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- I remember The Flumps.
I used to love them.
- Yeah.
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# Duh-duh
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# Do-do
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# Ta-dah-dah-dah. #
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# Do-do-do-do-do. #
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Scoobidoo Love, Choir and
Orchestra Charlie Steinmann
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# It is such a good night to dance
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# It is such a good night
to scoobidoo doobidoo
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# Scoobidoo doobidoo
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# Scoobidoo doobidoo love. #
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Oh, my God. That's so funny!
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Do you want to maybe go
and watch a film
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and have something to eat?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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- All right, I'll call us a taxi.
- Great.
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- Bit higher.
- Right, here we go.
- Not too hard.
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BANGS
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Hang on, a bit higher.
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SHE GRUNTS
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Right, this time.
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Hang on, one more go.
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Hang on.
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Hang on.
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SHE GRUNTS
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And we're in.
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Oh, you've got a bit of a nosebleed.
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Hang on, let me get a tissue.
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I don't get nosebleeds
but I've got a friend who
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suffers from them constantly.
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There we are.
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Right, we're on our way.
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Scoobidoo Love, Choir and
Orchestra Charlie Steinmann
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# It is such a good night to kiss
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# It is such a good night to dance
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# It is such a good night to
scoobidoo doobidoo
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# Scoobidoo doobidoo
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# Scoobidoo doobidoo love. #
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Eh, it's lovely in here, in't it?
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It's a bit dark, though.
I can barely see the menu.
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Christ. Oh!
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Oh, shit! Oh, Christ!
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Oh!
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GUESTS GASP
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Oh, my God!
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Shit, I'm sorry about that.
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Don't worry, madam.
It happens all the time.
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We have another table for you
just over here.
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Right.
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Oh...
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Ooh, that's really shaken me up,
that.
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It didn't seem to bother you.
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You're cool as a cucumber,
aren't you?
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Have you decided what
you'd like to eat yet?
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Yeah, I think we're ready to order,
aren't we?
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Yeah, can I have the risotto,
please?
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No starter?
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No, I don't believe in starters.
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I think it's just a way of getting
more money out of you.
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And for you, sir?
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Are you not hungry?
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Bring two forks - he might buck up.
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'Ey, there's meant to be
a cluster of shooting stars tonight.
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You don't fancy going up
Benders Hill with me, do you,
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and watching the night sky?
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Never seen a shooting star before.
Have you?
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I had such a lovely time this
evening, Robert.
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For the first time, I feel seen.
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And you're such a good listener.
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When I set that table on fire,
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you were so calm,
didn't make a fuss.
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Oh, look, a shooting star!
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Oh! Robert, it's a sign.
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I've never been so sure of anything
before in my entire life.
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Robert...
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Robert, will you marry...?
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Robert?
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Robert?!
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Robert...!
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MANDY SOBS
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He must've just run off.
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I thought you said he was
in a wheelchair.
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Wheeled off, then!
Whatever, he's gone.
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There's no-one, Lola.
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No-one.
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I'm gonna die alone.
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PHONE RINGS
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'Ello?
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Hello, Mandy. It's June.
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- I've got good news!
- A match has been found for you!
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Oh, no. No, thanks.
I've given up on all that now.
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My heart's not strong enough.
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Oh, I really think this is
someone you should meet.
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What? Who? Who is it?
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Well, it's not information
I can divulge on the telephone,
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I'm afraid,
but if you come to the office
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I think it'll be worth your while.
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Paddy fucking McGuinness?!
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According to the computer, you are
the perfect match for each other.
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And when I showed him your photo
he sounded very positive.
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- And this is a man who knows about
dating.
- I don't believe it.
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I've made a reservation for you
both tonight for a drink
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at Hotel du Maisonmal at 8pm.
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I do hope you can make it.
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DOORBELL DINGS
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Oh, my God, Mandy!
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Are you OK? What has happened?
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I'm going to go on a date with
Paddy McGuinness.
253
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,440
Amazing! "No lighty, no likey!"
254
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,760
- Will you help me get ready, Lola?
- Of course, Mandy!
255
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,480
You need to pull out all
the stops this time.
256
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,760
You don't want another
disaster like Robert.
257
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,160
- Who?
- Robert.
258
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,520
The man in the wheelchair
you were about to propose to
259
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,200
- and he ran away.
- Oh, that cunt.
260
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,040
I can't even remember what
I saw in him.
261
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,160
Hey, how's your romance with
Captain Birdseye going?
262
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,280
I caught him cheating
on our pre-nup,
263
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,800
trying to hide an ISA from me.
264
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,360
It's all over.
265
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:50,080
Anyway, Mandy, you want to look
approachable but not a pushover,
266
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,520
smart but not a snob,
267
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,200
sophisticated but relaxed.
268
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,720
I am thinking...
269
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,560
She's A Lady
by Tom Jones
270
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,200
# Well, she's all you'd ever want
271
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,520
# She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
and take to dinner
272
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,000
# Well, she always knows her place
273
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,960
# She's got style, she's got grace
274
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,760
# She's a winner
275
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,480
# She's a lady
276
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,400
# Whoa, whoa, whoa
she's a lady
277
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,080
# Talking about that little lady. #
278
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,680
MUSIC STOPS
279
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,240
- Good evening, madam.
- Hiya.
280
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,840
- What would you like to drink?
- Um...
281
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,960
What does Jon Hamm drink in Mad Men?
282
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,080
That would be an old-fashioned,
madam.
283
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,440
- Can I have one of them?
- Excellent choice.
284
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,360
- Enjoy.
- Ta.
285
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,480
- Here you are, madam.
- Ta.
286
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,680
Ta.
287
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,080
Good evening, sir.
What would you like to drink?
288
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,480
Oh, er, what does Jon Hamm
drink in Mad Men?
289
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,640
That would be an old-fashioned, sir.
290
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,320
- I'll have one of them.
- Coming right up.
291
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,080
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
292
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,240
MANDY SNORES
293
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,120
Addicted to Love
by Robert Palmer
294
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,120
# The lights are on
295
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,760
# But you're not home
296
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,200
# You're mind is not your own
297
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,800
# Your heart sweats
298
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,880
# Your body shakes
299
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,800
# Another kiss is what it takes
300
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,400
# You can't sleep
301
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,000
# Ooohh... #
302
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,520
No likey.
303
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,280
Hello, June. Yeah, it's Paddy.
304
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,400
McGuinness.
305
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,560
Another no-show, I'm afraid.
306
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,400
I can't believe it either.
307
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,880
I used to be a catch.
308
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,440
They'd be queuing up
round the block.
309
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,880
No, no, balls to it.
I'm going home.
310
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,000
See if I can catch the last
20 minutes of whatever
311
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,520
Ant and fucking Dec are doing.
312
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,360
MANDY SNORES
313
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,560
LOUD BANG
314
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,040
Paddy McGuinness!
315
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,440
Who was I kidding?
316
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,360
He was never going turn up
for little Mandy Carter.
317
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,080
- Cheer up, love!
- Fuck off!
318
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,040
# You're going to have to face it
you're addicted to love
319
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,120
# Might as well face it
you're addicted to love
320
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:05,480
# Might as well face it
you're addicted to love
321
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,600
# Might as well face it
you're addicted to love
322
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,160
# Might as well face it
you're addicted to love
323
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,800
# Might as well face it
you're addicted to love! #
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