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This programme contains
some strong language from the start.
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# Oh, Mandy, well, you came
and you gave without taking
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# But I sent you away, oh, Mandy
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# Well, you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking
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# And I need you today
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# Oh, Mandy... #
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Well, you managed to last
all of 40 minutes
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in your latest job as a dog food
taster. That's a new record.
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- They wanted me to eat dog food!
- You're a taster.
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How else are they going to know
what it tastes like?
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Get dogs to taste it.
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OK, Mandy, this is only the latest
in a series of jobs
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that we've found for you, which
you've not been able to hold down.
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OK? So I'm afraid
I'm only left with one option.
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Since you now qualify
as long-term unemployed,
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to
send you on a restart scheme.
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- Oh, fucking hell, no!
- Please.
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The scheme is aimed
to break down the barriers
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that are holding you back
from gainful employment.
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OK? If you do not attend,
it will affect your benefits.
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The only valid reason not
to attend is a serious health issue.
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And you don't seem to have
anything wrong with you.
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I mean, not...physically, anyway.
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I'll do anything
rather than the restart scheme.
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- I'll go back to the dog food place.
- No, they won't have you back.
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They say you stole 17 tins of
Gammon And Tripe For Senior Dogs.
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Not denying that, then?
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Right, it's 9am
on Monday morning. OK?
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I'll email you the details.
Is your email address still
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MandyFarter2@Tesco.net?
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I couldn't get Carter,
it were taken.
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Someone else beat me
to MandyFarter1.
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- But you definitely wanted Farter?
- Yes.
- Yes.
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OK, well, you might want to think
about changing that
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to something a bit more...
professional.
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OK? And, in fact,
while you're making changes,
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you might want to think about
the image you project
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to prospective employers.
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Dress for the job you want, Mandy.
I'll see you on Monday, Mandy.
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- You're doing the restart scheme?
- I am.
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Oh, just when I thought my life
couldn't get any sodding worse.
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Dress for the job you want, Mandy.
Dress for the job you want.
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Oh, Pretty Woman
by Roy Orbison
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# Pretty woman... #
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MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
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Are you looking for anything
in particular?
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Er, yeah. How much is this jacket?
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I'm not sure you'll be able
to afford that.
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How do you know what I can afford?!
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That jacket's £700.
Can you afford that?
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- No, I can't, no.
- No, you see,
I didn't think you could,
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because of what
you're currently wearing.
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This is our bargain bin.
You might find something here,
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but we don't actually
cater for prostitutes.
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I'm not a prozzie, you cheeky cow!
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Oh, sorry! I just assumed
you were a prostitute.
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You nasty bitch!
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I were going to spend thousands
in here!
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SHE SOBS
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OK.
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OK, well, um, look, thank you
to those of you who...who made...
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- Oh, you're in 'ere.
- Yeah.
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- I'll sit here, shall I?
- Quick as you can, please.
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OK, well,
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welcome, everyone.
Thanks for coming along.
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- So, my name is Jason.
- Jason!
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SHE LAUGHS
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Who knew?
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I'll be helping you to navigate
job-hunting in the 21st century.
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Um, first of all, let's all
get to know each other a little bit.
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Um, so what I'd like you to do
is introduce yourselves,
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tell us your name, and then tell us
one interesting fact about yourself.
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Who'd like to go first?
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My name's Raymond. And, uh...
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- One interesting fact about yourself.
- Um...
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Um...
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Anything.
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Um...
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Um...
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- Anything at all would be...
- Um...
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- You ever won anything?
- Um...
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- No, I can't think.
- Nothing?
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- No?
- Can't think.
- OK.
Um, yeah, next.
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Uh, my name is Leonard Cosgrave,
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and I just got divorced.
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OK. And one interesting fact
about yourself.
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- There was the interesting fact.
- The divorce.
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- Next.
- Paul.
- Yeah.
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I did eight years in the nick
for killing my geography teacher.
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- OK.
- Shanked him.
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In! Twist! And out!
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- Right.
- Never knew what hit him.
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Last time he banged on
about oxbow lakes.
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Worth every year of chokey.
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And I'd do it again in a heartbeat
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if some jumped-up prick tried to
tell me what to do with myself.
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- Is that the sort of thing you're
after?
- Yeah, that's perfect, Paul.
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Um... OK, who's next?
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- Graham.
- Yep.
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I came up with the phrase
"so near, so SPAR"
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- for SPAR supermarket.
- Oh.
- I didn't see a penny in royalties.
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Oh, that's a shame, Graham,
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but well done for coming up with
that phrase. That can't have been...
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..easy, thinking of a phrase.
Um, next.
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My name is Mei Suzuki,
and I once met Luther Vandross.
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Oh, yes, that's...
Now, that is an interesting fact.
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He's great, isn't he? Never Too Much
is probably my favourite,
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if I had to pick one.
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JASON CHUCKLES
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OK. Uh, yes. Next.
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CLOCK TICKS
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Well, we'll... OK, we'll come
back... We'll come back to you.
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And, yeah, last but not least.
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- You know who I am.
- For the group, Mandy.
- Oh!
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My name's Mandy Carter and I once
unblocked a drain by myself.
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- OK.
- Saved myself 200 quid.
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Watched a load of YouTube videos
on how to do it. Turns out
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you just need a really long stick
and a cloth soaked in thick bleach.
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Professional drain unblockers
don't want you to know this.
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OK. Thank you, Mandy. So, um...
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Look, can't you just mark me down
and I can clear off?
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- It's such a waste of time.
- You know that I can't, Mandy.
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The only valid excuse for not
attending is a serious health issue.
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OK, so now we're all introduced
a little bit, let's crack on.
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So, first up,
we're going to be learning about
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preparing for a job interview,
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how to create
a positive first impression.
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- Now, what do you think I mean by...
- Eh? Eh?
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- This is a bit like One Flew Over The
Cuckoo's Nest, innit?
- Sh, hey.
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Sh-sh-sh.
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Actually, do you know what, Mandy?
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- Maybe you'd like to be first up
for the role play.
- Role play?
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Oh, you mucky bugger!
Are you going to be Nurse Ratched?
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Actually, Mandy,
in the email inviting you here,
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you were asked to dress
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as though you were attending
an important job interview.
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- Yeah.
- You did receive that email?
- Yeah.
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So this is what you would wear to
an important job interview, is it?
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- Yeah.
- OK. So who can help me tell
Mandy what she might be doing wrong,
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what kind of first impression
she's creating?
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- Um...
- Yeah.
- She look like a prostitute.
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- Yeah.
- You fucking bitch!
- Hey, whoa! Mandy!
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Now, I know it can be
quite exposing
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hearing what we could do better.
But it's also how we learn.
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So...prostitute.
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Very good. Anyone else?
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- She looks cheap.
- Cheap? Yeah. Excellent.
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Um, anyone else?
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- Yeah. Well rough.
- Say again, sorry, Graham.
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- Well rough.
- Well rough. Absolutely.
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Looks like she just isn't bothered.
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Yeah, absolutely right. Like
she hasn't bothered. Anyone else?
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- Disrespectful, innit?
- Yeah.
- To the company.
- Yeah.
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And you know
what they're going to do
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if they don't get
the respect they deserve!
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No, but it is disrespectful, Paul,
that's right.
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It suggests that Mandy couldn't care
less about the job interview,
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let alone her personal hygiene.
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Anyone else?
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Looks dirty.
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Yeah, I'll just put dirty, I think.
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But this is all really good stuff.
Anyone else got any more to add
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- on how Mandy looks?
- I'm just going to go to the loo!
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Everyone thinks
I look like a prostitute!
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- A what?
- A prostitute!
- Oh! A prostitute.
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Dear, dear Mandy, don't worry.
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Some prostitutes
are actually very beautiful.
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The high-class ones.
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Maybe they think
you're one of those.
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MANDY WAILS
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Maybe.
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Course they don't, Lola.
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I don't even look like
a successful prostitute!
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Oh, dear, dear. Don't cry.
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If you were a prostitute, I'm sure
you would be very successful.
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- Thanks, Lola.
That makes me feel better.
- Mm.
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Hey, how's it going
with the old injectables?
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Oh, fantastic. I'm fully booked up
for the next couple of months.
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I am so happy I did that
half-hour online course in Botox
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- from the University of North Korea.
- It's really paid off, hasn't it?
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Actually, Mandy,
you couldn't do me a favour?
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I need to pick up a new batch
of injectables
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but I don't want to leave the salon
in case I miss new bookings.
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Please can you man the desk?
I won't be long.
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- Yeah, no worries.
- Thank you, Mandy.
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- What a responsibility.
- I won't be long.
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SOMBRE MUSIC FROM THE APPRENTICE
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I need 2,000 pallets
of acrylic nails sent ASAP.
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Actually, make that 4,000 and
as much Minty Pig as you can carry.
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SHOP BELL JANGLES
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- Hello!
- Oh, hello.
- I was just passing
and I saw you do injectables.
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I was wondering
if you could fit me in.
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Uh, no. Sorry. We're fully booked
for the next couple of months.
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Oh, that's a shame.
I just wanted to look a bit fresher.
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I've got a wedding this weekend.
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You look dead familiar.
Do we know each other?
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- Mandy, Mandy Carter.
- Janice Brogan.
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Haven't seen you
since secondary school.
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It's been a long time.
What you been up to?
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Well...obviously,
I run a successful business now.
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- It's yours?
- Yeah.
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- Been here 20 years.
- Why's it called Lola's?
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Because the woman who owned it
before me was called Lola,
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and I haven't got round
to changing the sign yet.
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- Must have been very busy.
- Yes, I have. I have, actually.
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Well, I'm amazed.
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We always thought you were
a right dickhead in school.
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Yeah, you made that very clear.
You made my life a living hell.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
It was just banter.
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- I've got mental health cos of you.
- Oh, shush. It was a long time ago.
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I mean,
I can barely even remember it!
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What do you do now?
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Oh, I'm head of Apple UK.
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- Never heard of 'em.
- Well,
it's a shame you can't fit me in.
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- I'm just going...
- Oh, no, listen,
um, as you're an old friend
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and I have got a few minutes
before my next client,
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I could fit you in for some Botox.
Take ten years off you.
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- Oh, that's fantastic.
- Yeah. Mate's rates, 300 quid.
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But my card machine's up the spout,
so it's cash only, I'm afraid.
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You're very lucky, I always carry
some loose change with me.
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- Take a seat over there.
- Thank you.
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Ooh!
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Right, just relax.
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Now, you might feel
a bit of a prick.
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Ah!
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- Is it meant to burn?
- Yeah.
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SHE WHIMPERS
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- Back again.
- Fuck off!
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Have you been saving up your pennies
for that jacket?
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I've got the money.
Don't you worry about that.
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- I'd like these, please.
- Oh.
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That's £1,320.
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That's a lot. What if I want
to bring something back?
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No refunds, I'm afraid.
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- What, not even if a button comes
off?
- No refunds. That's our policy.
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SHE EXHALES
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Whoa, hold your horses there
a moment.
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Under the Consumer Rights Act 2015,
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if an item is faulty
and it's returned within 30 days
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with valid proof of purchase,
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you LEGALLY
have to give a full refund.
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I see. Well, can I take
an email address for the receipt?
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Just give me a paper receipt,
you dirty wet wipe.
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Yeah, just give her a paper
receipt - you dirty wet wipe!
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Mandy Carter!
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You messed up my face
with your Botox!
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I look like Dr fucking Spock!
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- They'll come down!
- You're a moron.
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I want that 300 quid back I gave you
for the treatment.
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Well, you can't have it.
I've just spent it.
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- Ooh, do you have a receipt?
- No! I paid cash!
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Without a receipt,
it's going to be quite difficult
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for you to prove you've got
any legitimate consumer rights.
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- There's not much you can do.
- Well,
there's one thing I can do, Martin.
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BELL DINGS
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..and that's why, Paul,
it probably would be a setback
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to employment prospects if you
took a knife into the interview,
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particularly a second interview.
That goes for all of you.
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DOOR CREAKS
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Oh, Pretty Woman
by Roy Orbison
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Ah, look who's back. Mandy Carter.
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Well, I'm glad you've returned
because, as you know,
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the only valid excuse
for non-attendance is, of course...
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Serious health issues.
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Don't look like a prozzie now, do I?
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I mean, she does look
a bit like a prozzie.
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# Pretty woman
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# Walking down the street
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# Pretty woman
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# The kind I'd like to meet
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# Pretty woman
272
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,360
# I don't believe you
You're not the truth
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# No-one could look as good as you
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# Mercy!
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# Pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
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# Pretty woman
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# I couldn't help but see
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# Pretty woman
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00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:07,160
# That you look lovely as can be
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00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,960
# Are you lonely just like me? #
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