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She keeps me hanging on the line,
waiting on the side...
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...every single night, same,
hanging by the phone...
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...waiting all alone.
Everybody knows her name.
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I love you, I love you, I love you!
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Jenny, slow down.
You're going to have an aneurism.
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What's a girl to do?
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In a perfect world...
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I'd be perfect, too.
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Oh my, God.
You're the coolest friend ever.
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This is the birthday of my life!
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Yeah, well, anything for a friend.
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- Hi, guys...
- Euw, make it go away.
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I figured you too would be
in these cheap seats.
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These seats are amazing.
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Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can
sweat all over me. Peace, ladies.
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Every single night...
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...same.
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She's a perfect girl.
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Jason!
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Is it just me?
Or is it hot in here?
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Don't do it.
Don't you do it!
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He did it.
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Oh my God.
This is my favorite song!
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I love you!
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You say, you learned to sleep alone.
And I say I miss the way you breathe.
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- You say...
- I'm going!
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Jenny!
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A little to the left.
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- Jason!
- Hey, watch the hands, dude.
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Faster!
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Pulling you back in. Do you see?
Something...
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You want to see again?
I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
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Take me back.
I'm the lonely boy who...
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- loves you...
- Don't even think about it.
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Come on now.
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Come on, do you feel something...
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...pulling you back in?
Do you see something...
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You want to see again?
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I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
Take me back.
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I'm a lonely boy who needs you.
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Jason, I love you.
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Thank you, Boston.
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Good morning, Beantown.
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Jason masters kicked
off his world tour...
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...with a sell-out
crowd last night.
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One lucky fan made it onstage
last night and got her own personal...
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...souvenir-the shirt off his back.
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Mom, you won't believe this.
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I was picked up by the crowd
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and I was passed hand over
hand to Jason...
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...and just as I was about to reach him,
who do I get knocked down by?
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Alexis?
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Story of my life.
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Mom? Do you realize that
I wasted all of high school...
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...just waiting for someone
to sweep me off my feet?
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And now time's run out.
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And all I've got to
show for it is a boring diploma.
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Sometimes love
just sneaks up on you.
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Four years in high school
with no boyfriend. That's sad.
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What about Ryan?
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He's my best friend.
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That'd be like kissing
my little brother.
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I need a man.
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Someone tough and rugged
and smoldering.
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Just be careful what you wish for,
honey.
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You might just get it.
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You and Ryan are
going to have an amazing time.
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Working all summer...
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...in a Caribbean resort.
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The temperature in Indonesia is 95.
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Why don't you take mom
on a real vacation?
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Like maybe a country
with indoor plumbing.
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We get to be in nature's belly.
No cars, no phone, no world wide web.
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- Just the two of us.
- Yeah...
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And nude beaches.
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I'll never get that
image out of my head.
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Don't even try, sweetheart.
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Oh! Oh! I've cut myself.
Oh, that's bad.
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Here, dad.
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Oh, I'm feeling week.
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I might pass out.
If I don't make it, remember...
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...that I love you both.
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I want you to donate my organs
to the people who...
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Oh! That's much better.
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That's good, because I couldn't
decide for a minute...
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...who I wanted to donate my organs to.
I probably should keep them.
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Well, you're gonna make
one hell of a doctor.
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You haven't seen the bill yet.
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I'm gonna miss you, baby.
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Have we got the coolest
daughter or what?
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Word, darling.
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You guys are weird.
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- Hello.
- Ryan.
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Hey!
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- Are you ready?
- I was born ready.
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Oh, you're going to miss my home
cooking at St. Lucha this summer.
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Sir, I, uh...
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I hope that you're going to be
okay with the situation...
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- in St. Lucia this summer.
- Situation?
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Yeah, living situation
with Jenny and me.
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Oh, you mean the two
of you being roomies.
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Ryan, you're the last guy
in the world I'm worried about.
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The last guy.
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I'm more worried about that
rat-faced kid, Lenny.
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The guy with the lazy eye
and the boils on his chin.
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But I'll be serious with you.
I am down with it. It is tight, man.
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Totally cool.
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You have a kick-ass time.
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Now give me five.
And up high.
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Motown bounce, slip and slide,
back side and keep on trucking my man.
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Welcome to
Sun Village Beach Resort.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, hey.
- Not bad.
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Pretty rad, huh?
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This is so cool.
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Oh my God, I'm sorry.
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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I didn't know the hotel
took food stamps.
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Huh?
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We're here on the school's
summer job program.
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You found out that this was
Jason's favorite resort, didn't you?
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Who doesn't know?
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Well, if he shows up,
stay out of my way.
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He's mine.
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Up your meds, Alexis.
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Whatever, just stay out of my way.
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Have you been pumping up, Ryan?
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I bought a Bowflex.
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What?
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This will be your home
for the next three months.
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This is the finest resort
in the Caribbean.
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Now, I expect you...
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...to protect the reputation
of the Sun Village Beach resort...
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...at Beach with
your lives if necessary.
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Did I make a joke?
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You laugh.
I didn't make a joke.
141
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,179
No, I just remembered a joke.
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That I told him on the plane.
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Two priests
and a rabbi in a boat...
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There'll be no drinking
and no drugs.
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There'll be no canoodling
with guests and no hanky-panky.
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This is the wall of together.
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- We're not together.
- Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky.
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I want no trouble.
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Comprende?
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Comprende.
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Your assignments are on the board.
You will be a lifeguard.
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And you will work as a floater.
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A floater?
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You will float
from one task to the next.
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You will fill in where needed.
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These are your employee handbooks.
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I expect you to study it,
know it, live it.
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Comprende
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Yes, Mr. Hernandez.
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I mean, comprende.
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- Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am.
- Thanks.
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Here you go, Ryan.
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Hey, I'm digging this
older woman thing.
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See some guys wouldn't
even roll like that.
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My deal is if she's sliding
a Rolex my way...
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I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch
you got, cause I don't care man.
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00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,187
Oh-la, oh-la, man,
check the chunky on that monkey.
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Hey, that hit
about twenty to three.
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Watch and learn, Holmes.
Watch and learn.
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Hey, hey, girl you fine.
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I'll bet under that you ain't
wearing nothing but a G-string.
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Nothing.
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I ain't mad at you.
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That's all right,
cause you're still fine, still fine.
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Smooth, Chase.
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Hey, man, you can't fault
a fellow for trying.
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- That's all, I'm saying.
- Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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I'll go call in the code.
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Yea. Do that.
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Hey, baby, did I rock your world?
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Never mind.
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- Mommy!
- Yeah, you better run.
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Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly
prohibits the killing of guests.
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00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:36,023
Well, I didn't get the memo.
The little deviant copped a feel.
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- Above or below the equator?
- Above. And I got tongued too.
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My mouth tastes
like Captain Crunch.
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You don't have much
impulse control do you?
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What's that?
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Thought so.
So. What are you doing tonight?
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Gargling Clorox.
193
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- I touched her boobie.
- Then killing myself.
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Okay, but before that?
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I don't know. Why?
You want to hang out?
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Um... well... yeah,
I mean, if... if you want to.
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00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,284
Ryan, please assert yourself.
198
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,257
Okay, well, if you want to,
and only if you want to.
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We could do something,
but only if you want to...
200
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...because I want what you want.
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- All right, well, that's a start.
- Yo, yo, yo!
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Cannonball!
203
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,933
Hey, hey, could I get
some help over here?
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Coming!
Let me see. Okay.
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You'll live. Unfortunately.
206
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,910
And that's what you get
for touching boobies.
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00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,350
Dog. You been holding out on me.
Who was that?
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00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,488
Jenny Taylor.
She's too young for you.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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- It's not fair.
- What?
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Look at them.
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Closest thing I ever had to a date
was a fat kid with breasts.
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Guys ask you out.
214
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Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan.
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You want the right guy
to ask you out.
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I'm okay, right?
Nothing's wrong with me?
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You're perfect.
218
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Thanks. You're the only
one who seems to think so.
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- Jenny?
- Yeah?
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What?
Is there something on my face?
221
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No, no, it's just, uh...
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Weird.
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00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,242
Yeah, I could get used to this.
224
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,806
Water looks so great.
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00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,878
- You wanna race?
- Let's do it!
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- Oh, come on, is that all you got?
- Hey!
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00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,611
Hey, check out that swim suit.
228
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,817
Who's the grossest
person we know?
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- Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter.
- Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter.
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In the third grade...
231
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...he used to stick his finger up
his nose and wiggle his eyes.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, well, we've got a winner.
- You had a crush on him.
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With the eye-wiggler?
Uh, huh, you bet.
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I have to go.
236
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:21,750
Where?
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Shopping.
238
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,147
Want me to come?
I thought maybe I'd...
239
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For bras.
240
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,977
We're not doing that kind
of press anymore.
241
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Get to cover it.
That hillbilly will do anything.
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00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,048
Excuse me.
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00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,312
Welcome back to the Sun Village
Beach Resort, Mr. Masters.
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You look amazing.
As always.
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You are our favorite guest.
I believe this is your fifteenth visit.
246
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,922
Yeah, yeah,
we've heard it all before.
247
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,052
We hope your stay will be...
248
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,860
...a restful one and all that crap.
Save it for someone who cares, love.
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Presidential Suite.
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00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:18,974
Hello, Jenny.
251
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,237
Hello.
252
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:24,146
The great thing about being chief
lifeguard is I can see the future.
253
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,375
Really, what's in mine?
254
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,109
You're taking
my shift tomorrow morning.
255
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,083
What? When do you work?
256
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,815
- When I want to.
- Alexis.
257
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,817
That's immediate
supervisor Alexis.
258
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,931
How's the new boss?
259
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,001
Cruella. What's the penalty
for second degree murder?
260
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,161
Well, now that you've told me,
it's first degree.
261
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,829
Oh right. So what's up?
262
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,440
Promise you won't make a scene.
263
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,840
Please.
264
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,168
As we speak,
Jason Masters is checking in.
265
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,712
Jason's here?
He's here?!
266
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,780
Yeah, he's here on a lay over.
267
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,783
My God! He's here! Right now!
Jason Masters is here!
268
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,180
Don't tell Alexis.
269
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,784
We R&R here and I'll get you your
teeth whitened after lunch, okay love?
270
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,588
- I need him for five minutes.
- No!
271
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,924
Okay, don't trust me.
All right I am...
272
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,862
All right, I am cranking,
I am cranking...
273
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,434
People magazine. U.S. National.
274
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:18,533
What?
275
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,201
- Todd!
- What, no, I said rescue.
276
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,368
Because Jason is leaving,
that's why.
277
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,338
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Oh my God.
278
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,941
- Are you sure?
- Never better.
279
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,169
- What's your name?
- Jenny.
280
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,506
My first crush was named Jenny.
281
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,042
I'll show you to your villa.
282
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,015
Be careful, beautiful.
283
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,623
He's a god.
284
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,288
Short god.
285
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:31,241
I have personally made sure that
everything is the way you like it.
286
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,536
You mean without you here.
287
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:35,947
Oh, God.
288
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,851
Yo, Jason,
which one of us is hotter?
289
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:47,823
You're a sunset; you're a rainbow.
How can I choose between that?
290
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,757
Don't push me.
Don't push me!
291
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,964
Deason sent this over.
Isn't it fierce?
292
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,399
It's like, c'mere,
but go away.
293
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,335
I'm a big strong man.
Hold me. Sexy, but not yet.
294
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,408
Belinda, just call for the
Lear jet for six hours.
295
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,669
Do that later.
296
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,812
Hey, she's not a
Don't hurt her, okay?
297
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:08,935
Thank you.
298
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,213
- Cheers
- Hello?
299
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,475
Bonjour
300
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,454
Beats me.
301
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,231
I think Jason and I had a connection.
302
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,198
- Not this again.
- I don't believe in coincidences.
303
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,665
Almost meeting him in the
concert at Boston...
304
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,770
...and then meeting him in the lobby.
What are the odds?
305
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,102
A rock star staying at a resort.
It is shocking, I tell you.
306
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:39,074
Stop it. I think if he met me,
I might have a chance.
307
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,042
And when you have an opportunity,
you take it.
308
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,648
- You're acting like a little kid.
- Are you calling me immature?
309
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,875
Shoe. Foot. Fits.
Yeah. I am.
310
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,510
Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead
thinking that I might have had a shot.
311
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,584
Do you even think
when you're dead?
312
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,920
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life wondering "what if?"
313
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,891
- Well, you better move fast.
- What?
314
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:57,996
He's leaving tomorrow.
315
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,228
I told you.
He's only here on a lay over.
316
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,457
He's got a concert in D.C.
317
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,794
That only leaves tonight.
318
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,425
Tonight, he's going
on the Sunset Pirate Cruise.
319
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,162
So, forget it.
320
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,272
Pirate cruise.
321
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:23,081
All right, Jason,
what lucky girl or girls tonight?
322
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,483
Find out if
she has anything contagious.
323
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:32,187
Hello, darling, tell me.
Have you spent any time in Haiti?
324
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,388
Never been there.
325
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:47,907
Two words for you.
326
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:52,005
Myocardial infarction.
Stop eating.
327
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,210
We're headed
for a tropical depression.
328
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,484
- Plot a new heading.
- Yes, sir.
329
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:03,992
Jason.
330
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:07,958
Deviled egg?
331
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,076
Are you okay?
332
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,416
I see you had the
Caribbean stew for dinner.
333
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,254
How's that?
334
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,347
Perfect.
335
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,093
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
336
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,961
Help!
337
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,378
Grab the raft! Quick!
338
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,962
Help! Help! Help!
339
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,156
Come here!
340
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,459
Help!
341
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,271
- What happened?
- You fell overboard.
342
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,002
It's bad.
343
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,076
I don't see him.
Where is he?
344
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,443
I don't see him, either.
345
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,417
He might not be too far.
He might be right down here.
346
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,715
- Mr. Masters is not on board.
- What?
347
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,252
We're missing a life raft too.
348
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,746
Don't muck about.
Go and find him.
349
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,448
In this weather,
with 150 mile an hour wind.
350
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,059
No, we call the Coast Guard.
351
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,789
But...
352
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,267
I'm toast.
353
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:11,745
Jason.
354
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,254
- Why'd you hit me?
- I heard an irregular heartbeat.
355
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,333
Who are you?
356
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,567
Jenny Taylor.
We met in the lobby.
357
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,404
I fell,
you said careful beautiful.
358
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,470
Right. I don't see the boat.
Do you see the boat?
359
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:40,016
I've been meaning to ask you.
The song, Love is a Vail.
360
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,585
Is that about Avril?
361
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,410
What? No, no.
362
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,419
Have you seen a plane?
Anything?
363
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:48,515
I made a bet with my friend Wendy.
She swore that song was about Avril.
364
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,958
And I'm hearing from
the horse's mouth, it isn't.
365
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,996
That's worth a free dinner
at Claim Jumper.
366
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,328
Can we save the
Teen People interview for later?
367
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,764
It's so cool that we're
hanging out right now.
368
00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,370
We're in a raft
in the middle of the ocean.
369
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:01,028
Do you see the problem?
370
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,666
- It's amazing.
- Guess not.
371
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:09,270
Even after puking, falling overboard,
spending the night in a raft
372
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:13,077
...and almost dying in a storm,
you still look really good.
373
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,754
- Oh my God!
- What?
374
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,259
There's a shark out there!
375
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:26,420
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
376
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,554
He's under the boat!
377
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,890
Not good! Not good!
378
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:38,741
Yeah.
379
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,210
I knew it was a dolphin.
380
00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:54,316
Jenny, can you turn that off?
381
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,190
Jenny, please.
382
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,756
Please, just shut it off.
383
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:17,243
Look!
384
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,340
Paddle!
385
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:23,020
Is it true that you're
dating Hillary Duff?
386
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:23,687
What?
387
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:24,379
No.
388
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,582
Good.
I don't think she's right for you.
389
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,357
Would you pick up the paddle?
390
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:47,639
- Okay.
- Scrub.
391
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,385
- Ah! My ankle!
- Are you okay?
392
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,554
Okay, hold on. Wait!
393
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,121
Wait!
394
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:02,656
- Great.
- Let me see.
395
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,287
That's okay. Let me see.
I know what to do.
396
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,200
Judging from the girlish
pitch in your scream,
397
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,528
you may have broken it.
398
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,571
Yet.
You remain all man to me.
399
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,440
- How am I gonna get off the beach?
- Okay, look.
400
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,738
I'll go get some help,
and you just wait here.
401
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,941
Of course, that's silly
because you can't go anywhere.
402
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,552
You just sit tight.
Write a song.
403
00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,018
Hello!
404
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,871
Oh my God.
405
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,047
So is help coming?
406
00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:35,277
Uh...
No. No, I don't think so.
407
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,682
Why not?
408
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,018
Well, customarily,
when you get help...
409
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:45,357
...it requires, well,
finding another person.
410
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,624
And why didn't you find anyone?
411
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,097
Two options.
412
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:53,836
Option number one.
Everyone else on the planet...
413
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:58,136
...has been killed by an alien
death ray, which isn't likely.
414
00:27:58,243 --> 00:27:59,505
And option two?
415
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:02,609
The storm must have sent us
hundreds of miles away.
416
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,173
We're marooned.
417
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,080
What like the color?
418
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,049
- Have you seen Jenny?
- No, man, why?
419
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:18,128
- She didn't come home last night.
- Girl going wild?
420
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:19,389
You weren't with her?
421
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:20,355
No.
422
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:26,130
But I did see her sneaking on to the
pirate cruise in a waitress uniform.
423
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:29,297
The music world is awaiting word
on the whereabouts of pop...
424
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:30,931
...icon Jason Masters.
425
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,738
The triple platinum recording
artist was lost...
426
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,106
...at sea last night.
427
00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:38,545
There are reports that
a woman was lost with him.
428
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:41,151
Did you actually see
Jason fall overboard?
429
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:42,685
No, I believe that happened
below decks actually.
430
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:46,154
Sir, can you give us an update
on the search for Jason Masters?
431
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,625
Well, the tides are a powerful force.
We're covering a 500 mile area.
432
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,595
- With every asset available to us.
- Could they have survived?
433
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,661
If they used a life raft,
it increases their chances.
434
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:59,167
Can you confirm that the
missing woman is Jenny Taylor?
435
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:02,171
The manifest says that
Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for.
436
00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:02,773
We're operating under
the assumption that it is...
437
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,272
Oh, my God!
438
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,310
My Jason lost at sea.
This can't be happening.
439
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,045
Jenny.
440
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,177
- I say we get back in the raft.
- And how do we navigate? No
441
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,342
We're gonna send up a flare
and get some help.
442
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,917
- Okay, let me do that.
- No, I got it.
443
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:16,577
No, no, no.
444
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,212
Seriously, Jason,
think of your foot. I got it.
445
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,754
Smooth.
446
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,556
A factory defect?
447
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:33,835
Well, I am writing a nasty
letter to the manufacturer.
448
00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:39,909
Can you confirm
that the mystery woman is missing...
449
00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:42,239
That's ridiculous.
No more comments.
450
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:43,870
Is this a cover-up for
a secret marriage?
451
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,779
You're blaming me for losing him?
Why is it my fault?
452
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,546
Yes, I'm the Road Manager...
453
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:51,849
...but where does it say
I'm responsible for his well-being?
454
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,620
It's in my contract?
Where does it say that?
455
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,260
- Hello?
- You can't sack me!
456
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:57,592
Can you please hold?
457
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:01,927
Look, please.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
458
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:04,365
Bollocks!
459
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:07,767
I've got your wife on line 1
and your girlfriend on line 2.
460
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:13,474
- Did they both just hear that?
- Whoops. My bad.
461
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:19,745
Hello, darling. I love you, too.
How's the dog?
462
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:25,720
That's negative.
I'm heading west to check that area.
463
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,431
You've reached the Taylors.
Jenny's in the Caribbean.
464
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:39,503
Ben and Bree are in the jungles
of Indonesia, possibly naked.
465
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:41,337
Leave a message.
466
00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:46,775
Okay.
We've got a Jason Masters key chain.
467
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:49,709
A paper clip, a room key
to the Beverly Wilshire.
468
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:54,444
A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit
from the raft, matches and a...
469
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,180
- That's it?
- Oh, and three sugar-free Certs.
470
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,022
- We're doomed.
- No, we're not.
471
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:05,924
We're gonna live off the land,
like the castaways we are.
472
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,489
How?
473
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,098
Maybe it's a bad one.
474
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:17,468
What's for lunch?
475
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,023
- Jason's lost at sea.
- You don't even know Jason.
476
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:18,301
- I've known Jenny forever.
- Who said anything about her?
477
00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,930
Do you have a
little thing for Taylor?
478
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,368
- No, it's just that...
- You do.
479
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:27,772
Is she as I thought.
You can tell me. No tongue, right?
480
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:29,274
I wouldn't know.
481
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:30,744
Are you a virgin?
482
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,184
That's a turn-on.
483
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,296
I can't take it.
We're going to starve to death.
484
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:53,233
Just hold on.
You're Jason Masters for God's sake.
485
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,804
The whole world
will be looking for you.
486
00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:56,600
We'll be found in no time.
487
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,409
How'd you get so handy
with the medical tape?
488
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:05,209
I'm going
to be pre-med in the fall.
489
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:07,807
Oh, I knew you were
a smart girl.
490
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,078
Don't tell anyone.
491
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,780
Apparently, guys don't
like girls with brains.
492
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:16,223
I have met some of the most
beautiful women in the world.
493
00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:19,455
But if they're brain dead,
I move on.
494
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:24,828
I mean, what's the point of having
beauty if you don't have brains, huh?
495
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:26,732
No, my girl's gotta be smart.
496
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,506
Are you all right?
You look a little flushed.
497
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:36,101
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm fine. Okay.
498
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:39,511
I'm gonna go.
I'll be back.
499
00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:41,607
Well, what can I do?
500
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,584
Just rest that ankle.
501
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,786
And... Do your hair like this.
502
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,124
Perfect.
503
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,300
Anything?
504
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,431
Nothing, sir.
505
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:05,606
Beating sun.
No food, no water. No chance.
506
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:17,082
Scrambled.
Fried. Poached.
507
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,696
Jenny?
508
00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:15,304
Jenny!
509
00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:19,343
How do I get back
to that beach?
510
00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:28,153
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
511
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,284
Jason!
512
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,056
Jason, we're saved!
513
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,494
Ah, you came back!
514
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:40,295
You were gone so long,
I thought something happened to you.
515
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:43,070
I couldn't imagine going
through this without you.
516
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,672
I need you.
517
00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:48,836
You need me?
518
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:50,138
Of course.
519
00:35:56,687 --> 00:36:01,124
Don't worry,
we'll get through this together.
520
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,064
How's your ankle?
521
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:47,335
Oh, this Advil's a life saver.
Can't feel a thing.
522
00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:49,997
How'd you do that?
523
00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:52,877
Oh, what? The fire?
It's a little thing called physics.
524
00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:55,675
You create kinetic energy
between two surfaces.
525
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,210
And voila! Fire!
526
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,777
Where'd you learn that?
527
00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,982
Girl Scouts. Oysters?
528
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:04,679
Sweet.
529
00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:05,811
Where'd you get these?
530
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,652
The ocean of course.
531
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,394
I'm starving.
532
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,452
Well, not with
Jenny Taylor on the case.
533
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,292
Oh, I hope you like mangoes.
534
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:17,963
You're a lifesaver.
535
00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:31,272
How can they expect me
to work with Jenny missing?
536
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,775
You still have a job to do.
Go for it.
537
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,625
In the water.
538
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,598
Banana.
539
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,205
You rock.
540
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:32,059
I was just thinking that
your life is such a whirlwind...
541
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,001
...concerts,
shooting on location.
542
00:39:36,273 --> 00:39:40,004
How can you stand
being alone with just me?
543
00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:41,508
It's not so bad.
544
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:44,374
It's actually the first time in
two years that I've been able to think.
545
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,850
What do you think about?
546
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,545
Stuff.
547
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,219
Things.
548
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,789
Other stuff. You know.
549
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,553
The whole deal.
550
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:04,327
So, uh, your girlfriend must
be going nuts right now.
551
00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:07,294
She's not, cause I'm in between.
552
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:10,133
You've gotta be kidding me.
553
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,640
No, it's like you said,
you know, you get so busy.
554
00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:16,208
- What about you, though?
- What about me?
555
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,405
Your boyfriend.
He must be going out of his mind.
556
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,541
Oh, I'm not with anyone.
I'm as free as a bird.
557
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,987
Come on. I can't believe you
haven't hooked up with some one.
558
00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:30,855
I mean, A guy would be nuts
to give up a girl like you.
559
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,926
Well, if you're trying
to make me blush then...
560
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:38,600
...you've succeeded.
561
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,468
You are an amazing girl.
562
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,174
And it sucks being marooned,
but if I had to be marooned...
563
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:47,600
I'm glad it's with you.
564
00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:56,452
Pretend that you didn't hear that.
565
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:57,979
You got it.
566
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:02,621
Good night.
567
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:03,589
Good night.
568
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,635
Tonight on INN news.
Are we spending too much money...
569
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:22,235
...rescuing fat car stars.
You'll decide. Let's take it again.
570
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:25,971
Still no word from Jason Masters
or his female companion, Jenny Taylor.
571
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:28,380
Was it love gone bad on the high
seas that jilted lover...
572
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:31,420
...sending him into the briny deep.
Only time will tell.
573
00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:36,549
Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina
slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos.
574
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:39,621
Thirsty?
575
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:41,756
Yeah.
576
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,104
You look...
577
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:52,603
Are you wearing lipstick?
578
00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:56,543
Oh, I found some berries that had
a great color. You like?
579
00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:58,441
Your hair.
580
00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,675
Genetic.
581
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:02,945
You are the prettiest
girl on the island.
582
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,578
Well, I'm the only
girl on the island.
583
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,055
You're so optimistic.
I love that about you.
584
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,922
Well, that's
what makes me me.
585
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:15,893
You saved my life, Jenny.
I won't forget that.
586
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,934
Oh, you would've
done the same for me.
587
00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:23,036
- What was that?
- What was what?
588
00:42:23,908 --> 00:42:24,704
That.
589
00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:28,837
A tropical bird.
A, uh, twin-breasted farthing.
590
00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:31,075
Are you okay?
591
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:35,447
Yes! I just remembered that
I left my gas on at the apartment.
592
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,077
It's gonna cost me a fortune.
Kiwi?
593
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:40,522
Thanks.
594
00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:01,604
24,000 dollars.
595
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,912
Anaconda Records has declined
to pick up this tab...
596
00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:06,880
...because Mr. Masters
isn't residing here.
597
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:09,008
And you and your party...
598
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:10,313
...have continued to get the massage,
599
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,479
the room service, the beer,
the scuba lessons.
600
00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:13,948
I can't pay this.
601
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,183
Really?
602
00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:19,457
Listen.
We're in a state of grieving.
603
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,122
Save it for someone who cares.
604
00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:30,103
Damn, Milo,
can you at least light a match?
605
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,902
This is inhumane.
You've got to get us back the villa.
606
00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:35,671
My going to take the bed.
607
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,440
- I don't think so.
- Stop me!
608
00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:39,177
Milo!
609
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,675
Milo, are you there?
610
00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:44,711
You lost Jason Masters.
611
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:47,119
I didn't lose him.
He bloody vanished.
612
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:47,951
Find him.
613
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,257
That's mine!
614
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:55,292
Jason Masters is still lost at sea.
615
00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:58,868
He was about to come out with a line
of cologne called Masters Smell...
616
00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:05,499
...which was to feature his own DNA.
Alas his DNA may be seen no more.
617
00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:10,611
Is this enough?
618
00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:14,047
- No.
- Can I have some credit please?
619
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,345
Credit, no.
620
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,510
No.
621
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,325
I've missed you.
622
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,231
Jenny! Oh my God!
623
00:45:11,975 --> 00:45:13,840
- Ryan.
- You're alive! I thought you were gone!
624
00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:14,944
- Ryan!
- Are you okay?
625
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:15,704
- Ryan!
- What?
626
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,313
You're hugging me.
I'm naked.
627
00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:20,278
Oh. Sorry.
628
00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:23,683
Okay. You're looking at me
and I'm naked which isn't as bad...
629
00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:26,346
...as your hugging me naked
but still it's really bad.
630
00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:29,252
Towel! Towel! Towel!
631
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,826
I know. What's new?
632
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:33,126
Brighton has me feeding sea
lions over at Ocean World.
633
00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,252
Where have you been?
634
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,457
I mean do you have any idea
what I've been going through?
635
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,568
Oh, you missed me?
That's sweet.
636
00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:39,930
Jenny, what happened?
637
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:41,796
Kind of complicated.
638
00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:43,566
Complicated?
What does that mean?
639
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:45,775
It's easier if I show you.
640
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,410
Are you out of your mind?
641
00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,849
- It just happened.
- Isn't this kidnapping or something?
642
00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:01,253
No. It's only kidnapping when
you know that you've been kidnapped.
643
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:03,221
You do know
how nuts you sound?
644
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,386
Ryan, I think he's
actually falling for me.
645
00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,988
Yeah, well, there's not
a lot of competition.
646
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:10,691
No, he likes that I'm smart,
647
00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:11,994
and if this didn't happen,
we wouldn't...
648
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,831
...have been able
to get to know each other.
649
00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:15,302
It's cosmic.
650
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,107
Let me know
when you get back from Jupiter.
651
00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:22,303
- Ryan, I need your help.
- No, you need to get a grip.
652
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,415
This is exactly what I've been
talking about-impulse control.
653
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:28,384
You don't understand
how wonderful he is.
654
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,850
What's so incredible about him?
655
00:46:29,987 --> 00:46:32,649
Look, I spent all of high school
sequestered in the library...
656
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,621
...just wishing
that somebody would want me.
657
00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:37,454
And suddenly,
Jason Masters likes me.
658
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:42,088
Boring, Jenny Taylor from
the suburbs of Massachusetts.
659
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,924
There's nothing wrong with being
that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny.
660
00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:48,595
- Nothing at all.
- Look, just help me, please.
661
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:56,179
Why can't you break into a rock
star's hotel room like normal people?
662
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,440
This isn't about chasing
a rock star.
663
00:46:58,582 --> 00:47:00,379
I wouldn't care if he was
a cab driver.
664
00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:02,508
- Do you know why?
- Why?
665
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,349
Because most people never find
their soul mate and whether he's...
666
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:09,949
...famous or not, I think that we may
have something really special.
667
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:21,195
- All right.
- Thank you.
668
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:33,913
Shopping?
669
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,387
Yeah, I just needed to
pick up a few things.
670
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,255
For you?
671
00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:41,681
- Sensitive skin.
- What are you up to?
672
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:43,486
Nothing. Just shopping.
673
00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,355
Oh my...
674
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:23,327
Let go of me!
What is Jason Masters doing here?
675
00:48:23,467 --> 00:48:26,265
- He's, well, shipwrecked.
- Shipwrecked?
676
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,995
Well, he thinks
he's shipwrecked.
677
00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,470
Wait a minute.
He thinks he's stranded.
678
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:34,566
Three miles from a luxury resort.
She didn't tell him?
679
00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,975
It sounds a
lot worse when you say it.
680
00:48:37,114 --> 00:48:39,378
Look! You can't tell anyone, ok?
681
00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:43,919
Moi? Spill the beans?
Not a chance.
682
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:57,029
Okay, we ran out of Advil but this
banana will take that ache away.
683
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:01,064
Who knew that bananas
were painkillers?
684
00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:03,934
The jungle is filled
with medicinal wonders.
685
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:09,142
You rock me, baby.
You rock me around the world twice.
686
00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:12,746
Purgatory Love from
your Respect the Dead CD.
687
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:17,478
Yeah. Big hit for me.
Triple Platinum.
688
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,880
Oh...
689
00:49:27,264 --> 00:49:28,288
Help!
690
00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:32,200
- Oh my God.
- Help!
691
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:34,702
Help me!
692
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:39,773
Thank God I made it.
693
00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,475
I must have
been out there for days.
694
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,405
Oh! You need help?
Are you okay?
695
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,485
Who are you?
696
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,521
My name is Alexis Merriti.
697
00:49:56,026 --> 00:50:00,224
I was here for the
Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition.
698
00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:02,731
I was the winner,
of course.
699
00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:07,133
Some of the girls
and I chartered a boat to celebrate.
700
00:50:07,537 --> 00:50:12,304
...and it was this horrible storm.
I was the only one who survived.
701
00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:13,841
We were in the same storm.
702
00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:15,569
What island is this?
703
00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:17,680
I hate to tell you this,
but we don't know.
704
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:19,810
This island's deserted.
705
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:21,744
Are you okay?
706
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:26,322
It's just the hunger...
707
00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:29,119
Well, let me get you something.
708
00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:33,254
One moment!
709
00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:34,953
What are you doing?
710
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:35,623
Come on.
711
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,495
Do you actually think
that you're in his league?
712
00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:40,464
Not a chance.
Right idea. Wrong girl.
713
00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:41,434
I'm taking him away.
714
00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:44,540
Well, you're too late.
He's already fallen for moi.
715
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:45,902
Look out, Taylor.
716
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,409
I teach this stuff
at the learning annex.
717
00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:50,739
Mademoiselle.
718
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,353
Merci. You are a prince.
719
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:00,718
- More?
- Oui.
720
00:51:00,857 --> 00:51:03,018
Oui? Jenny.
721
00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:12,294
Aren't you some sort of singer?
722
00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:14,828
I guess you could say that.
723
00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:16,970
I love music.
724
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,803
I can tell.
725
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,239
I'm putting you to the spa,
and here's your next assignment.
726
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:27,043
But I've never given
a professional massage before.
727
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:31,553
It's easy. Just rub.
Mrs. Venable is back there.
728
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,319
Hey, good looking,
what's cooking?
729
00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:41,262
Pardon me, for one second.
730
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:42,456
Wait you back.
731
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,862
Excuse me, that lady
in there has Elephantitus.
732
00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:48,096
No. She's from the Midwest.
733
00:51:48,238 --> 00:51:50,763
Oh, you are a sick,
evil little man.
734
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:53,000
Si. And you're a float.
735
00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:54,701
Go float!
736
00:51:55,879 --> 00:52:00,646
Actually, I'm from the Big Apple.
I like it deep.
737
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:02,884
Yes, Ma'am.
738
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:04,680
We'll work all those kinks out.
739
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:07,713
Have you got a girlfriend?
740
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:10,183
Working on it.
741
00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:13,257
You shouldn't have to work
too hard with hands like that.
742
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:16,064
I... oh, oh,
under my left shoulder blade.
743
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:19,864
Very nice.
744
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,343
What's the matter?
745
00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:32,642
My watch.
746
00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:35,708
Feels like a Rolex.
747
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,122
- Do you mind if I just...
- Go. Go ahead.
748
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:53,466
You are good.
You are very, very good.
749
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,570
May I give you a massage?
750
00:52:55,705 --> 00:52:57,070
Oh, okay, that's...
751
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,424
Listen, Hernandez.
752
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,824
I know I was out
of line when we first met.
753
00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:23,293
I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard
and I'm very sorry.
754
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:30,268
That's so sweet, and I accept your
apology a hundred times over.
755
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:34,674
Now pack up!
You're moving again.
756
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,586
Yeah!
757
00:53:53,463 --> 00:53:54,555
Yeah!
758
00:54:01,838 --> 00:54:03,703
I never got out of the hotel
when I played France.
759
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,499
What's it like?
760
00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:07,235
Yeah. What is France like?
761
00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:10,279
Oh. It's very beautiful.
I did a lot of modeling there.
762
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:12,514
- To France!
- To France!
763
00:54:13,783 --> 00:54:15,648
You know, Jenny,
you could do some modeling, too.
764
00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:31,199
Parasites are probably
eating her gums away.
765
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,566
- Gross.
- Poor dear.
766
00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:36,698
Do you know the history
of the French kiss?
767
00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:40,404
No, but history fascinates me.
768
00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:53,749
Rosie, quit that crying.
769
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,781
It's not Rosie, it's Gil.
770
00:54:55,925 --> 00:54:57,324
He misses his cat.
771
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,448
Papaya must not agree with you.
772
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:24,771
My music is commonly interpreted
as existential but it's
773
00:56:24,914 --> 00:56:28,543
more of a steady reflection
on the human deterioration...
774
00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,755
Excuse me, we're having
a personal conversation.
775
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:35,949
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
776
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:40,285
Anyway, you were saying?
777
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:44,433
I was discovered at a mall
in front of a Cinna-Bun.
778
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:48,298
And this record promoter
was there with his... kid.
779
00:56:50,106 --> 00:56:51,038
You got the...
780
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:02,374
- Did you see that?
- I know.
781
00:57:02,519 --> 00:57:04,146
Not a very clean girl.
782
00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:06,278
- No?
- Absolutely no.
783
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:09,153
Who knows what else
has set up camp in her hair.
784
00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:13,729
Lice?
Cock-a-roaches? Small moles?
785
00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:16,559
That girls needs
a day for the Orkin man.
786
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:24,631
Don't worry, sweetheart,
we'll shave all that off.
787
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,002
It will grow back.
788
00:57:27,677 --> 00:57:30,009
So. Tell me...
789
00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:33,809
What inspires you
when you write a song?
790
00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:12,854
Wait! Stop!
This is crazy.
791
00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:14,456
We are grown girls.
792
00:58:14,591 --> 00:58:16,889
We shouldn't be at each
other's throats over a guy.
793
00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:20,018
So in the spirit
of sisterhood, truce?
794
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,565
But I'm not a dancer.
795
00:58:28,705 --> 00:58:30,764
Look, one of the dancers
was stung by a jelly fish.
796
00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,307
You will replace him.
Just follow along.
797
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,876
- When do I start?
- You're late.
798
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:35,943
What?
799
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,358
Hey. We need to talk.
800
00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:55,987
Yeah. This is really awkward,
the two of you fighting...
801
00:58:56,132 --> 00:59:00,796
...like wildcats for my attention.
I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot.
802
00:59:02,572 --> 00:59:04,199
Right. Okay.
Listen.
803
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:06,069
I want you to know,
it's you, Jenny.
804
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,369
It's you I want.
805
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:11,338
I mean,
Alexis has a smoking hot body.
806
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,507
But, you're the one I want.
807
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,684
You really like me?
808
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:18,251
I do, Jenny.
809
00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:21,153
Mucho.
810
00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:27,657
But I want to let Alexis down easy,
so how am I gonna tell her?
811
00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:28,923
Oh, let me.
812
00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:30,963
You are vicious.
813
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,630
I love it.
814
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,809
- Jason! You know what we could use?
- What?
815
00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:53,949
- A private concert.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
816
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:55,489
Yeah, you should perform to us.
817
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:57,217
- And we'll watch.
- Right now?
818
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,759
Yep, right now!
819
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:01,330
All right.
820
01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:03,957
Let's see.
821
01:00:05,034 --> 01:00:06,831
I'm not used to this, but...
822
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:12,235
I think about you all the time.
823
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:15,572
Your face is etched into my mind.
824
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:20,081
I can't breathe without us...
...sharing air.
825
01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:26,618
Impossible it seems to be
that you could tame a guy like me.
826
01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:31,716
I feel I'm not myself.
But I don't care.
827
01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:36,291
I've been waiting here for hours.
828
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:39,162
Just you on my mind.
Yeah...
829
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,429
The avenues of hope.
830
01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:44,570
Quickly losing time.
831
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:48,334
Always wondering can
she be smitten...
832
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,380
...through my hands.
I've examined its dance...
833
01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:57,578
And I find I'm going crazy...
834
01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:04,691
- You like that, huh?
- Oh, he is the best.
835
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:10,026
There's some more to it, too.
But we'll do that later.
836
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,066
It's a mess, home boy.
Look around.
837
01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:14,967
Swim somewhere.
838
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:19,137
We're talking DJ love.
Cause I know what the ladies crave.
839
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:22,335
She's just a girl,
and she's like my best friend.
840
01:01:22,478 --> 01:01:24,708
- I don't know.
- Uh, huh. I know this one.
841
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,974
You gotta let the woman
know you're in charge, man.
842
01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:28,208
She'll laugh at me.
843
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:31,745
Let her mock your ass.
You don't care. Look at me.
844
01:01:31,888 --> 01:01:35,722
I ain't all that but you know
what I've got, baby, confidence.
845
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,418
Confidence.
It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
846
01:01:38,561 --> 01:01:40,825
I thought power was the
ultimate aphrodisiac.
847
01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:43,454
Well, I ain't got any of that
so it's confidence.
848
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:44,896
I don't care if
I get slapped up the side
849
01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:46,695
of the head nine
times out of ten.
850
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:48,531
Because if number
10 gets freaky on my ass...
851
01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:53,108
...then it's worth the pain.
So, are you the man or what?
852
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,673
Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah.
853
01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:57,609
The man, yeah.
Repeat after me.
854
01:01:57,747 --> 01:01:59,476
- You the man.
- You the man.
855
01:01:59,615 --> 01:02:01,173
Not "you," "I!"
856
01:02:01,684 --> 01:02:03,276
- I'm the man.
- Say it again!
857
01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:04,477
I'm the man.
858
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:05,780
Go get it, dog.
859
01:02:15,865 --> 01:02:17,127
I'm the man.
860
01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,928
Mama-Wanna please.
861
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:22,698
Damn. You got a booty like
a little baby cow, girl.
862
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,471
My bad.
863
01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:28,470
But still little don.
864
01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:29,509
Hey.
865
01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:56,830
Hey.
866
01:02:56,973 --> 01:02:58,133
Hey, baby.
867
01:02:58,641 --> 01:02:59,665
What are you wearing?
868
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,276
Are you going to a costume party?
869
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:03,201
Don't be hitting
on my new clothes.
870
01:03:03,346 --> 01:03:05,143
Oh, what's that smell?
871
01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:08,512
Caribbean Sunset.
My new after shave.
872
01:03:08,651 --> 01:03:09,515
Do you like it?
873
01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,142
It reminds me of Windex.
874
01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:16,787
- Oh, I get it.
- Get what?
875
01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:18,120
You're doing somebody.
876
01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:19,592
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
877
01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,924
Morty Purvis,
that kid from eighth grade,
878
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,759
the one that used to wear...
879
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,367
...really weird clothes
and horrible cologne.
880
01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:26,934
You captured him to a T.
881
01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:29,835
Pretty good, huh?
882
01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:31,906
Yeah, but Ryan, come here.
883
01:03:33,676 --> 01:03:35,906
Things on the other side
of the island are out of control.
884
01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:37,273
I don't know what to do.
885
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,505
Tell them the truth.
886
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,241
No, I can't.
887
01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:43,982
He told me that I'm the one.
888
01:03:44,353 --> 01:03:46,548
- Did he?
- Yes, God!
889
01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:48,850
What do you do
when all your dreams come true?
890
01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:51,826
Keep it to yourself.
891
01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:55,063
What?
Aren't you psyched for me?
892
01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:56,495
Yeah, Jenny.
893
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:01,802
I'm really happy for you.
Look, I've gotta go.
894
01:04:01,971 --> 01:04:02,995
Hey, where are you going?
895
01:04:03,139 --> 01:04:05,300
I've gotta go return
this necklace to Chase.
896
01:04:08,778 --> 01:04:09,972
Bye.
897
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:31,057
Jenny, we're great together.
898
01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:35,600
We've always been great together.
I can't get you out of my mind.
899
01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:41,236
But we're friends.
900
01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:45,344
I fully expect you to blow me off.
901
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,115
I can't hold
a candle to a pop star.
902
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:51,486
- I'm out of here.
- Hold on. Talk to me.
903
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:53,719
Ryan, wait.
904
01:04:54,123 --> 01:04:56,683
I'm going home.
Have a good summer.
905
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,368
Look over there.
What is that?
906
01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:11,501
At 0600 hours Eastern Time,
the life raft used by Jason Masters...
907
01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:15,634
...was recovered, degraded,
burned and battered.
908
01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:19,007
It is the Coast Guard's position
that without this life raft...
909
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:24,176
...the survival of Jason Masters
and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely.
910
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:28,186
At 0900 hours, orders were given
to suspend the search.
911
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,791
Meanwhile, around the world,
fans prayed...
912
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:36,330
...that the popular singing
sensation will be found alive.
913
01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:42,096
We'll keep you updated on developments
in the search for Jason Masters.
914
01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:57,946
I was Miss California
two years running.
915
01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:02,251
Nobody cut the mustard second year,
so they extended me.
916
01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,393
There she is. Hello, gorgeous.
917
01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:06,085
Hi.
918
01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:07,926
What's wrong with you?
919
01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:14,594
Jason, I have
to tell you something.
920
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:15,293
What's up?
921
01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:19,499
I have adored you from the
first moment I saw you on MTV.
922
01:06:20,242 --> 01:06:21,800
I was in love with you.
923
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:26,069
But, it's ridiculous
because I didn't even know you.
924
01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:28,908
But I thought that if we had some
time to get to know each other...
925
01:06:29,051 --> 01:06:31,645
...you'd see how great I was.
926
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:34,888
That's crazy, right?
927
01:06:37,426 --> 01:06:39,394
You don't deserve what I did to you.
928
01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:40,523
What did you do to me?
929
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,655
She's caught jungle fever, Jason.
She's lost her mind.
930
01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:45,491
Can it, Alexis.
931
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:52,439
I know that after I tell you this,
you're going to have me terminated.
932
01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:55,840
But whatever. I don't care.
I just need this to end.
933
01:06:56,045 --> 01:06:57,103
Jenny!
934
01:06:58,547 --> 01:07:01,311
- Stop it, now!
- I have to tell him.
935
01:07:01,450 --> 01:07:03,680
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
936
01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:05,548
We're still on St. Luchas.
937
01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:11,120
Oh! Hey! Help!
938
01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:13,224
- Help!
- We're not marooned!
939
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:15,159
- What?
- I thought we were,
940
01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:18,755
but when I found out we weren't,
I didn't tell you.
941
01:07:19,435 --> 01:07:21,027
The resort is through that jungle.
942
01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:27,704
You have no idea
how sorry you're gonna be.
943
01:07:28,077 --> 01:07:28,702
Yeah!
944
01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:30,778
What are you talking about?
You're part of this!
945
01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:32,107
Mois?
946
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:35,478
Help! Help! Help!
947
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:38,418
When my lawyers get
through with you two...
948
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:42,046
...there's gonna be nothing
left but a smoking cinder.
949
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,057
- Jason!
- Thanks, man.
950
01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:47,686
Jason! Wait.
951
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:51,756
No. No, no! No!
952
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:54,900
She's crazy.
953
01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:57,198
I'm just as scared
and confused as you are.
954
01:07:57,339 --> 01:07:58,533
- You dropped something.
- What?
955
01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:00,107
Your accent.
956
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,343
Go! Go!
957
01:08:02,478 --> 01:08:04,946
- Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters?
- Yeah, that's me, let's go.
958
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,981
Oh, my God!
959
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,583
You ruined everything.
960
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:18,215
I had him in the palm
of my hand and you blew it!
961
01:08:58,267 --> 01:08:59,996
I'll pick you up at Logan.
What time, son?
962
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,195
- My plane gets in at ten.
- What happened?
963
01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:04,863
It's a long story.
I'll tell you when I get home.
964
01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:27,824
How's this?
You can get out now.
965
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,895
Breaking news from
storm watch central.
966
01:09:32,034 --> 01:09:33,899
Hurricane Sandy has
suddenly shifted course...
967
01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:36,436
...and is headed for the
resort island of St Lucha.
968
01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:39,541
It has left a trail of destruction
and devastation across the Caribbean.
969
01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:42,576
Forced evacuation has been ordered
by the local authorities.
970
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:45,544
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
971
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:47,308
Everyone, attention.
972
01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:50,145
We're can't get out.
One hundred mile an hour winds...
973
01:09:50,286 --> 01:09:51,344
...they close the airport.
974
01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:54,047
We have to double up the
people in the rooms.
975
01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:58,522
What's up, Ryan?
You know the hurricane's coming.
976
01:09:58,661 --> 01:10:01,221
- Where's it making landfall?
- On the other side of the island.
977
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:03,055
What's wrong?
978
01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:07,332
Ryan, where are you going?
979
01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:09,160
You know it's a hurricane out there.
980
01:10:09,305 --> 01:10:10,829
You might get caught up in it, Ryan!
981
01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,497
That's one crazy white boy.
982
01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:28,323
I'll get you.
983
01:10:28,457 --> 01:10:31,824
I got your license number, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
984
01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,781
Jenny! Where are you?
985
01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:06,319
Jenny!
986
01:11:07,162 --> 01:11:08,356
Jenny!
987
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:16,438
Ryan!
988
01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:26,145
Oh, my God!
989
01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:40,453
- Ryan!
- Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming.
990
01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:41,891
Ryan!
991
01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:44,825
- Jenny!
- It's stuck!
992
01:11:45,734 --> 01:11:46,894
Hold on. I got you.
993
01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:55,510
Come on.
994
01:12:02,117 --> 01:12:03,948
- Where are we?
- Come on.
995
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,623
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
996
01:12:11,226 --> 01:12:14,195
We're safe now.
I'm going to make a fire.
997
01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:24,830
You saved my life.
998
01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:27,374
I did, didn't I?
999
01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:22,793
Come on, there's got to be
something at Tower Records for me.
1000
01:13:22,931 --> 01:13:25,491
I could be a cashier.
Yeah?
1001
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:27,061
Milo.
1002
01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:29,796
Is it you?
1003
01:13:31,106 --> 01:13:32,266
Yeah.
1004
01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:35,268
You're alive!
You're alive!
1005
01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:38,609
That's cool.
That's cool. Enough.
1006
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:42,374
Sorry.
1007
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,918
What happened?
1008
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,817
You've got the whole world
going ape over this.
1009
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:50,356
It's been a bloody freak show.
Where the hell were you?
1010
01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:54,484
I was blowing chunks
over the side and fell in.
1011
01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:55,824
This chick saves me.
1012
01:13:55,964 --> 01:13:58,091
We think we're marooned
on an island
1013
01:13:58,233 --> 01:13:59,632
only we're still in St. Luchas.
1014
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,235
You were on
St. Luchas the whole time?
1015
01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,928
She doesn't tell me, okay.
I'm an idiot.
1016
01:14:03,071 --> 01:14:05,198
- Who else knows?
- That I'm an idiot?
1017
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:07,399
Who else knows
about your shipwreck?
1018
01:14:08,477 --> 01:14:10,069
Only the people
that picked me up.
1019
01:14:10,345 --> 01:14:11,937
They can be paid off.
1020
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,479
Don't worry,
I know exactly what to do.
1021
01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:17,751
Are you okay?
1022
01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:20,252
Yeah, I just need to shower and crash.
1023
01:14:20,389 --> 01:14:22,516
It's not always completely sold out.
He's not going to do it.
1024
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,716
Milo, that's her.
1025
01:14:24,059 --> 01:14:25,549
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, the blond.
1026
01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:31,031
Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like
to have a word with you.
1027
01:14:31,166 --> 01:14:31,996
Excuse me, who are you?
1028
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,795
Oh. Here love.
1029
01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:35,665
Have some free tickets.
Right this way.
1030
01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:36,793
- Ryan.
- No.
1031
01:14:36,939 --> 01:14:40,204
Please, Jason, really,
really wants to see you.
1032
01:14:40,342 --> 01:14:41,309
Hold on!
1033
01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:45,569
- Good to see you, babe.
- Okay, I'm really confused.
1034
01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:49,445
Look, Jenny, despite your lies,
depravity, and deception...
1035
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:51,610
...I still meant
what I said on the beach.
1036
01:14:51,753 --> 01:14:53,345
About destroying me?
1037
01:14:54,723 --> 01:14:56,691
No, no, about liking you.
1038
01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,156
He can't stop talking about you.
1039
01:14:58,293 --> 01:15:00,955
Oh my God, Jason,
you were right.
1040
01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:02,961
She is adorable.
1041
01:15:03,565 --> 01:15:05,499
Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan...
1042
01:15:05,634 --> 01:15:08,068
Jenny, we're gonna
have a little press conference.
1043
01:15:08,203 --> 01:15:10,728
To tell Jason's adoring fans
about the last few days...
1044
01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:14,070
...and we need you to say a
few little words, too, love.
1045
01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:15,504
A press conference?
1046
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:17,703
Yeah, we'll take a few pictures.
Get me Natasha.
1047
01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:19,279
Tell her we have a hair emergency.
1048
01:15:19,414 --> 01:15:21,507
Okay, Ryan's just outside.
1049
01:15:21,984 --> 01:15:23,008
He'll keep.
1050
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:24,481
I'm from US Weekly.
1051
01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:26,315
Is there any chance
I can get in to see Jason?
1052
01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:27,649
What's going on?
1053
01:15:27,990 --> 01:15:29,252
- Ryan.
- Gil, get him out.
1054
01:15:29,825 --> 01:15:31,224
No wait! Let him stay.
1055
01:15:33,095 --> 01:15:37,498
Look. To you Jenny may just be
some crazy fan from Massachusetts.
1056
01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:38,793
I mean I know she can be a little
1057
01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:41,994
impulsive and get carried
away sometimes.
1058
01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:47,499
But she's the most amazing
girl you will ever meet.
1059
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:51,874
And you are lucky to have
her care so much about you.
1060
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,685
Jenny, I love you.
1061
01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:02,385
Is this your boyfriend?
1062
01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,055
- Lose the geek.
- Guess not.
1063
01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:06,990
Let' go.
1064
01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:09,323
- Come on.
- Ryan.
1065
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:12,731
He'll be fine, love.
They won't hurt him.
1066
01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:16,031
Stop this!
Jenny! Jenny!
1067
01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,033
I really need you to
help me out on this.
1068
01:16:18,173 --> 01:16:19,037
Okay, but I...
1069
01:16:19,174 --> 01:16:23,804
This will all go away
if we just play it right.
1070
01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:28,148
Welcome to the
Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch...
1071
01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:30,376
Jason Masters is back!
1072
01:16:31,787 --> 01:16:33,687
The Villa now.
1073
01:16:34,389 --> 01:16:38,587
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jason Masters!
1074
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,031
Erin Dood with the U.S. News.
1075
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:50,069
You.
1076
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:52,968
Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone.
Can you tell us what happened to you?
1077
01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:55,167
It's a million dollar question, isn't it?
1078
01:16:55,811 --> 01:16:57,278
Don't leave us in the dark, Jason.
1079
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,840
I was on a cruise ship with some friends.
1080
01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:05,678
And a young lady fell overboard.
Naturally, I dove in to save her.
1081
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:11,657
I managed to steer the tiny raft
to a deserted island.
1082
01:17:13,061 --> 01:17:15,325
Where I had to catch fish
with my bare hands.
1083
01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:16,861
Where did you learn all that?
1084
01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,161
Boy Scouts.
1085
01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:24,027
I built a ship out of palm trees.
1086
01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:26,367
Sailed back to St. Luchas,
1087
01:17:26,508 --> 01:17:28,567
navigating by the stars, of course.
1088
01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:36,376
It was with the support
of one beautiful woman...
1089
01:17:36,518 --> 01:17:38,611
...that gave the will to carry on...
1090
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:40,986
Jason Masters...
1091
01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:44,124
So! Tell us how you made it.
1092
01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:47,853
Regale us with your
Navy Seals like survival skills.
1093
01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,987
Who are you?
What's your name?
1094
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:50,894
Jason! Jason!
1095
01:17:51,033 --> 01:17:52,625
Who is this woman?
1096
01:17:52,768 --> 01:17:54,395
What about Jenny Taylor?
1097
01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:57,027
Who is the woman?
One more question here.
1098
01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,036
Who is the lady?
1099
01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:02,007
And that one woman is Alexis Menetti!
1100
01:18:03,879 --> 01:18:04,811
Who's that?
1101
01:18:04,946 --> 01:18:06,743
- What are you doing?
- Saving both of us.
1102
01:18:06,882 --> 01:18:09,680
And I know they wouldn't
want me to spill the beans...
1103
01:18:09,818 --> 01:18:12,116
But what the heck,
I'm going to do it anyway.
1104
01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:15,681
May I present to all of you the future...
1105
01:18:15,824 --> 01:18:20,284
Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti.
1106
01:18:21,997 --> 01:18:24,591
Jenny all the reports have you
on the island with Jason.
1107
01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:28,225
Well, that was just a publicity
cover-up for the real affair.
1108
01:18:28,837 --> 01:18:31,704
I don't know, I guess they
wanted a really pretty girl.
1109
01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:34,167
Tell us, Jenny,
so you're not with Jason?
1110
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:35,836
No.
1111
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,677
My boyfriend is Ryan Howell.
1112
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:43,541
And he's standing right back there.
1113
01:18:47,622 --> 01:18:49,146
Now that's what I'm talking about!
1114
01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:03,430
Hi.
1115
01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:04,794
Hi.
1116
01:19:05,941 --> 01:19:08,501
So, uh, what are you doing tonight?
1117
01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:10,141
- Huh?
- What are you doing tonight?
1118
01:19:10,278 --> 01:19:12,906
I was thinking we could hang out.
1119
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:15,211
You don't have to if you don't want to.
1120
01:19:16,651 --> 01:19:18,915
You know, we could do something...
1121
01:19:19,721 --> 01:19:20,517
If you can't...
1122
01:19:20,655 --> 01:19:21,952
Jenny. Please
1123
01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:24,215
Assert yourself.
1124
01:19:24,693 --> 01:19:26,320
I love you.
1125
01:19:35,837 --> 01:19:36,861
How's that?
1126
01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:38,464
It's a start.
1127
01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:42,099
So why now?
Why not two years ago?
1128
01:19:42,244 --> 01:19:45,042
Well, I finally took the
advice from a good friend.
1129
01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:47,611
I don't want to be ninety and dead,
thinking I should have tried.
1130
01:19:47,749 --> 01:19:51,378
Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean...
1131
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,283
...can you sink when you're dead?
1132
01:20:51,546 --> 01:20:55,676
I'd like to dedicate this song to
my new wife, Alexis... Masters.
1133
01:20:57,452 --> 01:21:03,220
I think about you all the time.
Your face is etched into my mind.
1134
01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:07,419
I can't breathe
without us sharing love.
1135
01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:15,000
Impossible it seems
to be that you can tame a guy like me.
1136
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:19,368
Feeling not myself, but I don't care.
1137
01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:22,635
No I don't care.
1138
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:27,308
I've been waiting here for hours...
1139
01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:30,247
...just you on my mind.
1140
01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:33,149
Never lose hope.
1141
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:37,725
Quickly losing time. Always wondering...
1142
01:21:37,859 --> 01:21:41,295
...can she be slipping
through my hands.
1143
01:21:41,429 --> 01:21:47,732
I've examined its snares
and I find I'm going crazy.
1144
01:21:47,869 --> 01:21:51,361
Crazy, yeah. Oh...
1145
01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:59,570
I'm going crazy... crazy...
I can't... I can't...
1146
01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:03,013
...get you out
of my mind... mind...
1147
01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:51,960
Yeah!
1148
01:22:53,201 --> 01:22:54,498
We love you!
1149
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,961
- Thank you.
- That's my girl.
1150
01:22:58,373 --> 01:22:59,772
Goodnight, Winnipeg.
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