All language subtitles for Love.Island.S12E28.1080p.ITVX.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-CODSWALLOP

IAIN STIRLING:
Previously, on Love Island,

one relationship hit the rocks...

Everyone in here
wants me to be with her.

You're lying to me. I'll remove
myself from the situation.

..while another was rekindled.

She didn't take my man,
she took my problem.

# It feels so good to be back... #

And there was a shock announcement.
TEXT ALERT

"Today, there will be
a re-coupling".

# Found the devil in the car... #

OVERLAPPING: The girl
I want to couple up with is...

Emily.
Helena.

# I kinda like it
When I get too close... #

My Meg.
Toni.

I'm gonna have to just choose one.
SHAKIRA LAUGHS

Shakira.

The girl I would like
to couple up with is... Yasmin.

Billykiss.

Lucky you. If you touch me in bed,
I'll bite you!

There's no spark there,
there's just no spark there. Yeah.

Hope you enjoy your new couple.
I will.

# Like that
It feels so good to be back. #

IAIN, ECHOING: Tonight...

TEXT ALERT

"Please welcome Andrada, Yaz,
Lauren, Lucy, Rheo and Emma."

ALL: Hey, boys!
That's my ex.

We'll see you at Casa Amor!

Casa is...
What about a game of truth or dare?

..here.
CHEERING

# I wanna be nowhere but here
With you now... #

IAIN STIRLING: On Friday night,

the most anticipated concert
in years finally happened.

Sadly, several people missed Katy B

cos they were stuck
at some Oasis gig. Losers!

Anyway, for the lucky Islanders
that were there,

it's another day in paradise.

# Meet me on the floor tonight

# Show me how to move
Like the water... #

Unbelievable performance last night
from Katy B.

Big night, man.

How was it,
first night back together?

Yeah, it was nice.

Any kisses in bed last night?

Yeah!
THEY LAUGH

TEXT ALERT,
HELENA GASPS

Ooh, I've got a text.

CHEERING

HE READS

SHE GASPS

# Azizam... #

CHEERING

Oh my God! Yay!
Yes!

Oh, this is cute, this is,
isn't it, Shakira?

This is amazing.

# Azizam... #

I'm well excited.

# I wanna be careless and free... #

Bro, she's childish, mate.

When the text come through,
she's sulking,

throwing her head back, stropping.
I'm like...

You don't...
Why are you making it awkward?

# Azizam
Meet me on the floor tonight

# Show me how to move like the water

# Azizam... #

Come on, boys!

Cheers to our brunch date, ladies.
ALL: Cheers!

Cheers, girlies.

Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.

You ready to go, girls?
All right, let's go.

# Azizam. #

MUSIC: 'Grow Into Love'
by Half Moon Run

# This has only begun

# Grow into love with you... #

That looks lush!
So cute!

# Oh, we both come and go
As we please

# Well, I guess that's the game
That we're playing... #

Cheers!
To our third date.

Our third date, we're doing well.

Your eyes look so green, by the way.

I feel like you're staring
into my soul all the time like that.

Yeah, I'm always watching!
Yeah, yeah, that is right.

Not everyone can handle me.
Do you feel like I could?

You put up with me pretty well.
Yeah?

You let me yell at you.

But I think
we're in a good place now. Yeah.

Even from, like, before,
when we were good, now, it's better.

Yeah.
I think we could...

This sounds so cheesy, but, like,
you were brought here from me.

The stars were aligned. I think so.
That's the phrase, innit?

Like, actually, though.
Yeah, I agree.

Don't fuck up. Clean up your act.

I'll try.

This is what we would be doing
on the outside.

Do you think? A breakfast date?

Going out for breakfast dates
and lunches and that.

Yeah, I'm so glad
that I gave myself that chance

to, like, explore that connection
with a friend,

cos I've never done that before.
Me neither.

Every couple in here has tests,

but I wouldn't think of it
as a bad thing. Yeah.

But when it comes, I wanna
sort of embrace it. Oh, 100%.

I think couples
need that in general,

to, like, kick you up
to the next level. Yeah.

But when it does come,
I'm not gonna be too worried,

cos I like how this is going.

Yeah, it would take a lot
for me to, like...

I wouldn't say you surprise me
at all, cos, like, I could tell,

when I met you,
you're such a nice girl, and I knew.

Straight away, I was like,

"Fucking hell, if I saw Emily
on a night out, I would 100%..."

Be straight up to her?
"I wouldn't take my eyes off her."

Aw!

Yeah, very nice.

Well-needed, after how many dates
and shit you've been on.

I know that
I don't want anybody else.

And, like, I don't think
anybody could come in here

and turn my head at all.
Yeah.

So, I'm just happy at the pace
where things are going,

and how everything's happening
just naturally. Yeah, me too.

Cos I'm open and honest. Don't be
getting too big for your boots.

No, but I'm open and honest.
It's good, no?

Open and honest, with no flirting!
What?

You're not allowed to flirt,
that's a new boundary added.

Just calm down! Calm down.

Are you telling me
you wanna flirt with other girls?

I'm not saying that. So why
are you saying, like, "No, no"?

No, but I'm just saying...
These croissants are amazing.

You're just saying what?

Hopefully,
I'm not on any more dates.

I got my D, and that's it.

That's all you need, love.
That is all I need.

How are you feeling with everything?
Good, to be honest.

You're just a really easy person to,
like, get along with and talk to.

It's mad, though,
when you first came in... Yeah.

..I didn't think in a million years
that we'd be in a couple.

Oh, my God, me neither.
Let's explore and have fun.

Mm-hm. I feel like... What is this?
This is my sixth couple. Mm-hm.

Seventh person
I've shared a bed with.

We're making our way through
the whole villa at this point.

I know, yeah, genuinely.
Yeah.

And, like, the fact
that you just go for shit. Exactly.

Don't think too much about it, like.
Yeah, I always own my shit, as well.

Yeah, it's a good quality.
Mm-hm.

What was your first impression
of me?

I thought you were a lovely girl.
You need to elaborate.

I thought you were really nice,
you had a lot to talk about. Yeah.

You're very well-travelled.
I think it was very... clear

that it was, like, a friends
sort of situation. Work colleagues.

But I think in here,
you really do need good friendships

as well as potentially starting
a relationship.

Take each day as it comes, really.

Would you say
we're good friends now?

I think we're good friends.
We're upgraded to good friends.

For you, for example, I liked
the way you carried yourself.

Very emotionally mature.
Mm-hm.

You're very level-headed.

So, it's nice to have,
like, a mature man,

and I thought that was
very attractive. Thank you.

With us, we give very much,
like, easy to talk to...

Work colleague vibes.
SHE LAUGHS

What's your dream woman?

Someone that can be my best friend
as well as my girlfriend.

Someone that I can take home
to my family,

and get along with all my family,
be cute,

go on little day trips with my mum.

Someone that's pretty, stunning,
has a beautiful inside and out.

What are you looking for...
apart from me?

What's your favourite thing
about me?

Your smile.
Say something funny, and I might.

Do you want to know what is funny?
What?

Mine and your's connection.
THEY CHUCKLE

There it is, see?

First of many, yeah?

I like to think so.
SHE CHUCKLES

It is crazy, though,
how things, like,

have happened how they've happened,
do you not think?

When we had that conversation,
I was like, "She's DONE done."

Where you were like,
"I can't even be around you."

I was like, "Yeah, she don't...
This ain't good. This is no good."

Just have a little cry about it,
both of us.

Yeah, we had a little cry,
didn't we?

Like, when you said it was done,

and, "I can't be around you,
I can't even be your friend,"

that's what cut me up.

I knew we were gonna
get back together.

It was only a matter of time,
wasn't it?

And I'm glad the time has come,
to be honest with you. I feel alive.

Have you ever been in love?

No, I don't think so.
I think it was more infatuation.

What about you?
Yeah, I was in love with my ex.

Is this the one that you've got
on your tattoo?

Yeah.
The last one?

Yeah.
Did you cheat on her?

Yeah. The one you cheated on
in the first week?

Yeah, a week in, yeah,
and then we were together

for nearly three years after that.

You never cheated on her after that?
No.

Really? Yeah, I'm not a...
I don't do that in relationships.

Only in the first week.
THEY LAUGH

Do you think anyone's surprised
at, like,

how we've just gone
to going back so quickly?

No.
I feel like...

Everyone was like,
"What are you two doing?"

Like, "How are you not cracking on?"
Like, the whole time.

That's all I hear.
Yeah, same.

And I agree with them.

Good things happen
to those who wait.

Good things come to those who wait.

Yeah? So I've heard.

SHE LAUGHS

I think I just...
TEXT ALERT

Oh! Oh-ho.
HELENA GASPS

Oh, fuckin' hell.
Got a text.

Oh, no.

"Can all Islanders gather
at the fire pit immediately?"

HE SIGHS

# If I'm playing with your mind

# You'll see what I find

# I see the whole world frightened

# When the war has just begun

# The war has just begun... #

TEXT ALERT

"Boys, please stand
in front of the fire pit."

# Here it come
The battle's just begun

# The war has just begun. #

IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders' brunch

has been rudely interrupted
by a text.

Now they're at the fire pit
with their hearts in their mouths,

butterflies in their stomachs,
and croissants stuck in their teeth.

# I'll risk it all
Get my revenge

# Make no mistake
Oh, this is the end... #

TEXT ALERT

"Islanders, most of you have been
tested, but have you found the one?"

# This is the end... #
TEXT ALERT

"Please welcome Yaz, Lauren,

"Andrada, Lucy, Rheo and Emma."

What the fuck?

# This is the end
Watch out. #

IAIN: The girls have been told
to say hello to six new Bombshells.

I mean, they don't need
to say hello,

but it would be nice
if they could avoid "swearsies".

I'm Lucy, I'm 21,
and I'm from Liverpool.

Boys, the blonde Bombshell
of your dreams has just arrived.

Get ready!

I'm Rheo, I'm 26,
and I'm from Birmingham.

Girls, watch out.

Your man's dream girl
is about to enter the villa.

# The spotlight... #

I'm Lauren, I'm 26,
and I'm from York.

People think I'm sweet and innocent,
but actually, I'm a massive flirt.

# Spotlight, don't you play... #

I'm Emma, I'm 30,
and I'm from Norwich.

I'm the Bombshell of all Bombshells.

As soon as I enter that villa,

I know at least one person's heart's
gonna be racing.

# Drop-dead gorgeous... #

I'm Yaz, I'm 26,
I'm from Manchester, and I'm a DJ.

I've got my eye on three boys
in there,

and I know I'm gonna turn
at least one of their heads.

I'm Andrada, I'm 27,
I'm from Ireland,

and I'm a personal trainer
and fitness instructor.

Things are gonna get
a whole lot spicier

when I step foot in that villa.

# Ooh, la-la, ooh, la-la

# Having a hell of a time

# Stepping in the spotlight. #

Oh, my God, they're on the terrace.
Terrace, terrace.

Oh, my God.

# Here it comes

# Here it comes... #

Please don't be my ex.
Oh, my God, it's my ex.

# See you on the other side

# Here it comes... #

ALL: Hi, boys!

Who the fuck is that blondie?

We'll see you at Casa Amor.

# Here it comes... #

No, you're fucking joking.

Is that actually your ex?

Wait, this one?
This one.

It's this one!

Oh, my God.

Bye, Meg.
Be a good boy!

Hey, don't show...
Don't show nothing.

BOTH GUFFAW

HARRY EXHALES

Fuck, fuck!

Ended badly, or...?
Not great.

They were gorgeous.

They were all gorgeous.
We're cooked.

Oh, my God, did you see their faces?

CHEERING

# Here it comes. #

MEG SCREAMS

I didn't even get to look at them
properly.

No!
Oh, girls, I'm scared.

They were all fit, though.
Did you fucking see them?

That girl on the end...
The one with the curly hair?

Yeah.
They were all unbelievable.

# Will we come together?
We could light it brighter... #

IAIN: My God, those girls are quick.

They got to Casa Amor
before the bloody drone.

I've never seen people move
that fast in nine-inch stilettos.

What's going on?
ALL: Hello!

Yes, girls.
Hello, boys. How are we?

Hi, what's your name?
Andrada.

Lucy. Nice to meet you. Are you OK?
Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Yaz.
Yaz. Nice to meet you. I'm Tommy.

Hi, I'm Rheo.
Rheo?

Yeah.
Nice to meet you.

What's your name?
Emma.

Emma. Nice to meet you, Emma.

How are you?
Hello.

Hi!
You all right?

Yeah.

All right, ladies, welcome.

Let's all have a good time
in here, man.

Casa Amor!
CHEERING

Whoo!
LAUGHTER

SHE LAUGHS
Uh-oh.

Excited to meet you all.
Fucking hell!

You buzzing?
Yeah!

Hot, by the way.
We're gonna have to squeeze on.

Let's get hot and sweaty.
Get tight.

Let's get all hot and sweaty, eh?
Yeah, OK.

The one you've got your arm round.

Yeah, so,
lovely to meet all of you girls.

I feel like we should do
a little introduction.

I'm Yaz, I'm 26,
and I'm from Manchester.

Lovely stuff. What do you do?
I'm a DJ.

Are you?
CHEERING

I'm Lauren, I'm from York, and I'm
a dog walker and manage Airbnbs.

How old are you?
26.

26.
Nice.

I'm Andrada, I'm 27.

I'm from Ireland,
and I'm a fitness instructor.

I'm Lucy, I'm 21, and I'm from
Liverpool, and I'm a make-up artist.

I'm Rheo, I'm 26,
I'm from near Birmingham,

and I've got all sorts of jobs.

So, ring girl, model, singer, and
I've just started my own business.

Ooh!

I'm Emma, I'm 30, and I'm from
Norwich, and I'm a hydrogeologist,

which is basically a fancy word for
a ground-water engineer. You're 30?

Yeah.
Same age as H, no?

LAUGHTER

I'm still the oldest.
I'm still the oldest.

LAUGHTER

All right, let's go round and get
all of your types. I'm interested.

Let's start with you.
Me?

Yeah, let's start.
Ooh, I don't really have a type.

I'd say tall, definitely.

Athletic, funny. Definitely funny.
Confident.

Why was you with H, then?
LAUGHTER

I want someone who doesn't need
external validation. Ooh!

Go on, then, Rheo, what about you?

So, my type is athletic,
family-orientated,

good morals, pretty boy,
and also can treat me nicely.

Like that. Lucy?

Mine's pretty much the same,
to be honest.

Pretty boy, sharp hairline.
Love a little Turkey teeth, as well.

I don't really have a type.
It's just, like, good chat,

someone that can make me laugh,
cos I love laughing.

I'm a very goofy, bubbly person.
Obviously, easy on the eye, as well.

I have to wanna rip your clothes
off, do you know what I mean?

If that's not the case,
then we're just friends.

You have to be sexy, as well.

Go on, go for it.
Tall, dark and handsome.

Big personality,
cos I feel like I'm a bubbly person,

so someone that's gonna
make me laugh.

Match that, yeah?
Yeah. That's it, really.

Similar to what they've said,
and emotional availability.

And someone that will treat me
like a princess.

Boys, shall we go through
our situations with the girls?

Yeah, who's coupled up with who?

I'm with Shakira,
but there's nothing there.

Yeah, perfect timing.

We came just in time, then,
didn't we? Just in time.

Been coupled up with Toni
from the start, since I came here.

And, yeah, we're going good
at the moment, to be fair.

How good, out of ten?

I feel like we can rock the boat.
Seven.

Look me in the eyes and say that.
Yeah, seven. Yeah, seven.

OK.
Could be better.

I coupled up with Helena yesterday
in the re-coupling.

I think everyone in the entire villa
could see it coming,

and I was hearing that every day
while I was coupled up with Shakira.

What do you think about Casa, then?
Helena's not here.

LAUGHTER

I'm open to getting to know
new people, of course.

I'm not just gonna sit
in a corner, am I?

I'm not gonna just sit over there
on my own. What about Emma?

Do you think... is there anything
that can maybe rekindle?

It's very, very early to say that.

We were together
for a long time, so...

It was really... Yeah.

I was... not panicking, but seeing
her on the terrace, it was like a...

You should be panicking.
A shock.

Yeah, I was shocked. I was shocked.

But, no, I'm open.
I think we're all open.

I'm in a couple with Meg, I've been
with her since the beginning.

And, yeah,
we're still in the couple now.

I feel like, at the beginning,
we was kind of flying,

just getting to know each other,
really having a good time.

I'm still open. I feel like a few
of the other girls in the main villa

are a bit upset with me
because I'm not interested in them,

so they're not really
understanding my "open".

I'm open,
but I'm not interested in them.

Fair enough,
I was gonna ask you that,

cos I feel like
everyone's saying "open",

but no-one's actually acting
like they're open.

Can youse explain
what "open" actually means?

My definition of "open" is,
on the outside world,

if I go on a date
and I'm not feeling it,

I don't need to continue trying
to explore that connection.

But you're open
to get to know people?

Yeah, I'm open
to getting to know people,

I've made that clear with Meg.

And how happy are you out of ten?

Out of ten with Meg?
Yeah.

I'll say nine out of ten.

Nine out of ten? OK, that's solid.
A strong nine. Yeah, I'm happy.

I've been in a couple with Emily
for about a week now, I think.

Time flies so quickly.
But, no, she's a really sweet girl.

And how open are you, then?
Oh, definitely open, yeah.

Wide open, by the sounds of it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely open.

There's definitely a few of you
that tickle my fancy,

so we'll have to see how it goes.
LAUGHTER

Go on, Tommy boy!

# I just wanna be someone

# Someone who's happy

# But why do you even care?

IAIN STIRLING:
The Casa girls are here,

including Harry's ex, Emma.

We auditioned a few of Harry's exes,
and she was the nicest.

Although, just in case, we do have
120 back-ups in a bus outside.

# All that static
Turn them on your own. #

Erm...
Well, welcome.

Thank you.
Welcome to the madhouse.

Feel right at home.
What are you...? Yeah.

What are you...?
Are you looking for some fun?

I mean, what are you thinking, like?

Well, I'm here for the same reason
as everyone else.

I'm here to find someone.
Mm-hm.

Why are you trying to be
all wholesome, you little freak?

I am whole...
Don't use that language with me.

What? Drop the act.
No, drop the act real quick.

What? That chat.
You can save that for Helena.

I'm pretty happy, being with Helena,
though, I think.

Good, cos you've made your bed,
lie in it now.

Yeah, no, I don't mind lying
in that.

Good. Good, good, good.

To be honest, I don't actually
see you with either of them.

I think Shakira's a great girl.
Yeah.

And... I don't think
you're good enough for her.

Being completely honest,

I don't think
you can give her what she needs.

I don't need to justify it to you.
No, of course not.

I don't need to do that, but it's
really nice to hear your opinion.

And the way you've been moving
with Helena,

honestly, you two deserve
each other.

I think you're a great couple.
Thank you.

Yeah.

Two snakes.

It's not good enough, Harry.
It's actually not.

You're embarrassing yourself
in front of everyone. Mm.

Like, how are you not fed up
with yourself?

But it just, like, shows
you just don't know what you want.

You're just lost,
and just bounce from girl to girl.

And you go around causing
all this, like, destruction,

and you only think about yourself.

You're not, like,
genuinely thinking,

"I could be hurting
these girls here."

IAIN: Tommy and Harrison
are with make-up artist Lucy

and ring girl Rheo.

I was a ring boy once -
the lewd, sexist comments

were completely unacceptable...
so they fired me.

Not nervous at all, coming in,
by the way?

I don't know, like...
Just a little bit, obviously.

More excited, more than anything?
Yeah, excited.

Remind me again - there was
a lot going on - your types?

No, I just love, like,
pretty boy vibes.

Like, sharp hairline,
which both of youse have got.

Nice teeth, nice smile, and...

Yeah, just good, like morals,
knows how to treat me.

You've got incredible eyes,
by the way. Thank you. So have you.

Really light blue.
I've never seen that before.

Have you not?
I think it's the contrast

of our dark hair
and the light eyes.

What do you think of our couples,
by the way?

Go with T first.
What do you think about T and Emily?

From the outside, what do you think?

I feel like she's a lovely girl, she
is really nice and gorgeous as well.

You need something like this
to, like, throw in the mix,

to see, really, if you do like her.
That's exactly what I said.

What about me and Toni?
You?

Yeah. Fuckin' hell,
The pause is never great, is it?

Yeah, flick of the hair.
Jesus.

No, I feel like she's more into you
then what...

Do you think so?
Yeah.

Youse definitely need to switch it
up a bit and go for a blonde now.

Do you think?
Mm-hm.

At the end of the day,
everyone's open.

So it's good
that this has came along

a little bit early, isn't it?
It's come along at a good time.

I feel like
it's a positive, either way.

Like, even just getting to know
other people and stuff.

Yeah. Definitely.
100%.

Giorgio, can I just catch you
and Ben?

You going, yeah?
Yeah, of course. Let's go.

I'll catch you later.
Let's go.

I had to go rinse everything out
and start again.

Oh, did you? Did you sort it, then?
Yeah.

What's your situation, then?

I couldn't be any more open
if I tried right now.

We're in the same situation.
Right.

Where we haven't got nothing
going on at the minute.

Have youse found it at all
since you've been there?

Have you been like,
"You're a bit of me," at all?

No, literally, not with anyone.
Have you not?

Potentially now, but...

Don't lick your lips at me
like that.

We shall see, we shall see.

Don't do that! Don't do that!
Do you like that?

I can tell you're fun.
Do you like fun?

We'll have a good time.
OK. Love that.

SHE LAUGHS

Giorgio's like,
"I'm about to head off."

LAUGHTER

What is your type?
What is your actual type?

Brunette.
You got lucky there.

And just bubbly.
Sounds like me.

Don't get ahead of yourself
just yet.

What about you, Giorgio?

Someone who I can take home
to my family.

But sexual chemistry
has to be there.

Sexual chemistry's got to be there,
a million percent.

I want to be like,
"Three times a day, let's go."

Three times a day, yeah?

Would you say youse have, like,
high sex drive?

Yeah, I've been...
It's been a struggle, innit.

Has it?
It's been hard in here.

I'm gonna leave you two to chat.
SHE LAUGHS

It's nice that... It's nice that you
are single, I'm not gonna lie.

You got your eye on me?
As of right now,

from what I'm getting,
which I'm really surprised... Yeah.

..it's the laughs that I'm getting,
and, like, the little giddy sides.

Yeah. I like that, Ben.
Do you know what I mean?

Do you like someone
that can keep you on your toes?

Yeah, I need to...
Yeah, I can tell that.

Really? Why?
I'd keep you on your toes.

Do you reckon you can?
100%.

Why do you think that?
You'll see.

My first impression
of these Bombshells

is they've all got
a little bit of game,

they've all got a little bit
of chat.

They're all
a little bit more flirty.

They're more on it. I'm happy.

Oh, my God, Harrison, I'm too hot.

Fuckin' hell. I made you a drink
as well, by the way.

I know! So you should.
I feel like a little simp.

So you should.
I feel like I've come in here,

you should be chasing me
a little bit,

I'm making you drinks and all sorts.
Yeah, obviously.

So you should, though.
You think so?

Yeah. I don't make no girls
to make the first move.

You think?
No, I actually agree.

I actually like a chase as well,
by the way.

100%.
Yeah, I don't want it too easy.

I won't give it to you too easy.

No, I don't doubt that at all.
I would not give you it...

No, I agree, I agree.
I'll put you right in your place.

Do you think so?
Yeah.

Think you could handle me?
Yeah, obviously.

Do you think you can handle me?
Come on, man. Be serious, man.

I love this type of...
Be serious, be serious.

Do you think there's sexual tension
right now? Yeah, do you?

Do you think?
LAUGHING: Do you?

A little bit.
What do you mean, a little bit?

I feel like you wanna kiss me,
though.

No, you chill out!
Settle matters!

As if I would give it up that easy!

What, so if I kiss you,
you won't kiss me back, no?

No, not right now.
You have to wait for that.

What about tonight?
No, on the cheek.

I thought you was gonna
turn into that one then.

I was gonna go for that one
and you were gonna go for that one!

I'm telling you, I'm not that easy.

How long do I have to wait?
Just a night?

See how things pan out tonight.
Yeah.

What would you rate yourself
out of ten?

Ten.
THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God!
Obviously!

I fucking love that, though.
What would you rate me out of ten?

No, I'd give you a 9.5.
Why wouldn't you just give me a 10?

To get to the 10,
there needs to be a kiss involved.

Just to check if it's still
all there, still intact.

I feel like if you're a bad kisser,
and we have a bad kiss,

and it's like...
No, I know. Same with you, though.

Yeah, true. I feel like
I'm a decent kisser, though.

I've never had any complaints.
Neither have I.

We need to stop.

Did I just, like, catch your eye
as soon as you walked in?

Well, I obviously had to scout
to see what's there...

Yeah, see what's going on.
I had a look at everyone first.

And then I was straight to the end,
back to the blonde straight away.

"Who's that blondie there?"

Yeah, that blondie there.
A loud blondie, Scouser.

IAIN: Those lads are like a bunch
of nerds outside Forbidden Planet

when they launch
the new Star Wars Lego -

if there was a chance the Millennium
Falcon would sleep with them.

He's flying, this boy's flying!
THEY LAUGH

You flying, H, yeah?

He was about to
get down on one knee already.

Who?
You! He's not taking no touches.

From first glance,
it would be Lucy and Lauren.

Yeah.
Both fit, bro.

Sat down, legs over...
Like, on top of me and shit.

That's what I told you, bro,
hitting on the volley, no touches.

No, no, no, not even that,
it was one of these.

What?!
Yeah, one of these ones!

THEY LAUGH
Calm down, calm down, calm down!

What you thinking? You flying?

Andrada. The sexual chemistry
between me and her is a joke, bro.

It is a joke.
How was it?

It was all right, mate.

She's just hammering me for how
I've been acting, and I'm like...

What, in here?

Yeah. We're not together any more.

You don't get to tell me
what to do any more.

She was just like, "No, your
behaviour has been a disgrace".

Really? Oh, she's on you?
Yeah.

How would you feel if some of
the boys, if they crack on with her?

No, boys, you've got to,
like, you have to do it.

No problem?
No, it's no problem.

It's so mad, looking at that tattoo.

That's her. That's mad, innit?
That's fucked.

How long was you with her for?
Nearly three years.

My top one out of everyone in here
is Emma.

No, it ain't. No it ain't!
LAUGHTER

I'm feeling her as well, H,
to be honest.

I'm not even worried about that.
No, no, no...

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

What about you, T, as well?
We had a chat with...

I don't know, it's still
so early days, innit? Yeah.

My honest top three
are Lauren, Emma...

LAUGHTER
..and... and Lucy, yeah, Lucy.

G, what you thinking?
Have you spoken to anyone?

Lauren is decent.
The girl in the red, like, Rheo?

Really nice girl, yeah.

I wonder how the girls are
getting on with all the new fellas.

Don't worry about that!
Don't worry about that...

We'll deal with that
when we get home.

Deal with that in a few days.
No problem.

IAIN: Shakira's waiting
for six gorgeous hunks

to sweep her off her feet
and smother her in kisses.

Oh, which reminds me, to the cast of
Magic Mike, thanks for last night,

it was an experience
I will never forget.

I literally feel like
Christmas has come early.

Yeah.
This is fucking brilliant.

Best time ever for me.
I have faith in Tommy boy.

I think, like, honestly,
the way I feel right now, it is,

like, a proper good connection.

I think Tommy is just a one-woman
man, isn't he? Yeah, 100%.

I have all faith in D,
but at the same time,

I'm fucking shitting a brick.

Them girls were fucking fit!
Yeah, they were gorgeous.

I'm fucking buzzing.
# We wish you a Merry Christmas! #

LAUGHTER

What the fuck?
This couldn't be better timing.

Single Shakira is back!
What about you, Tone?

I have absolutely zero faith
in that man!

Oh, no!
None.

If he's so easily influenced,
you don't want a man like that.

No, I do not, but I have seen
a change in, like, the way he acts,

the last couple of days.
Definitely.

He's attached to my fucking hip.
Billykiss, what about you?

I am so happy, guys.
This is perfect timing.

I was gonna say,
brilliant news for you.

Honestly, I feel like after
yesterday's antics, it was like,

literally, the best thing
that could happen today.

Mate, I'm fucking buzzing.
She's gonna get the heels out again.

The latex and lube is coming out!

You, like, had a warm-up with Conor,
kissing him on the terrace.

Yeah, that was the pre-game!
That was just for "funsies".

That was "funsies", pre-game,
this is like the real stuff now.

This is the Super Bowl.

The ex-girlfriend's thrown
a fucking spanner in the works,

but that's actual, like,
deep-rooted feelings, emotions,

like, three years they were together
or however long for.

But I don't know, I feel like
when Harry makes his mind up,

he makes his mind up.

I don't know, she wouldn't
have came all the way here

if she wasn't interested.

Does anyone have good eyesight?
Cos I can't see.

There's nothing to see.
You can't see anyone there?

Nothing.
Whoo!

# We said, "Go somewhere"

# But I feel so lost

# I don't even know my way... #

IAIN STIRLING:
It's the first night in Casa.

Harry can't believe
his ex-girlfriend's here.

To be fair, Harry, there's only
70 million people in Britain,

so statistically, one of your exes
was bound to rock up eventually.

BOTH CHANT: First night out!
First night out!

First night out!
BOTH LAUGH

You're a troublemaker.
Huh?

Are you trying to kiss me
or something? What's going on?

No! You wish.
Maybe tonight. What?

Red's the sexiest colour
in the world.

Do you like it?
Yeah.

Cos it's on me, isn't it?

ANDRADA LAUGHS

# I can't believe it
Cos I better keep on... #

I had a dream, and it was Meg
talking to me in the dream, saying,

"Make sure you kiss all of the girls
and have the best time ever."

LAUGHTER

I woke up feeling like
I need to respect her wishes.

No, you have to listen to her.
It would be rude not to.

Emma?
Mm-hm?

Obviously, your situation here
is sticky-licky.

Yeah.
What are you gonna do?

I'm just desperate to do the rounds,
see what they're all like,

see if there's any kind of vibe
with any of them.

Cos I just don't know.

# You know I wanna go nowhere... #

I just want to see what's going on.
Nor me.

It's actually quite like
"oblivience" is bliss sometimes,

I think, when you just don't know.
Mm.

# I don't care enough
So I'll just say... #

Let's all have showers,
let's all be fresh and clean,

and let's get some Prosecco
have a party.

I don't wanna be fresh and clean.
I wanna be down and dirty.

BOYS CHEERING

Now, all you girls look
absolutely stunning.

Here's to beautiful girls,
beautiful people, great memories.

LAUGHTER
Casa!

CHEERING

# Fall into the flames
No way of pulling back

# No need to hold on to your past
Forget I need the light

# Oh, my mind

# I think I'm losin'. #

IAIN: Back at the villa, the girls
are unwinding with popcorn and PJs,

while the boys are cracking on
with dog walkers and DJs.

Each to their own!

You know what they're gonna be like.
Like, sharing beds and stuff.

That's what stresses me out
about Tommy, is more so, like,

he hasn't really got tested
in any of his couples before.

I think he kind of wants a test
to see what plays out.

I don't know how I'm gonna feel

if he's just necking someone
every two minutes,

because he's not like that with me.
Mm.

So if he's doing that
with someone else,

I think that's when
I'll draw the line.

But, girls, we're talking about
the boys. What about us?

We're fucking sat here
in long-sleeve pyjamas.

I know!
Getting popcorn stuck in our teeth.

You know what? I'd actually feel
so much better about this situation

if she was in tears.

Not cos I'd want to see her upset,

but because I knew she genuinely
cared about him... Correct.

..and she's not just
stolen him away...

For the fuck of it.
..for the fucking fun of it.

Not only that, Harry's ex is here.

And she's not fucking arsed.
She's not fucking arsed!

What would you have thought
if you were still together?

I'd be mortified.
Cos you care.

Because I care,
which is, yeah, muggy to say.

But that's how much I liked him.

She literally doesn't give a fuck
that he's gone.

I don't know whether it's a front,
or she actually doesn't give a fuck.

I don't want to look like
a fucking dickhead

at the end of the day, but, like...

I think me and Harry know exactly
how we feel about each other.

I think if he disrespects you
like that...

Yeah, that's bad.
..that's where I draw the line.

I feel like Harry knows
he can get away with it with you,

and that's what
I don't want to happen,

because you've let him off
so lightly,

and your so, like...
You have that "I don't care" energy.

Let him do what he wants.
You do need to care, though.

I genuinely... Yeah, Helena,
you need to be a bit more harsh

in, like, situations.

If he still fucks up after
everything, then... then I've tried.

This is as much a girls' trip
as it is of a guys' trip. Yeah.

And I hope,
when we hopefully get boys in,

that we can both have a bit of fun
as well, cos I think we deserve it.

I like the way Helena's been
so open-minded. Yeah, she is.

Because she knows the way Harry
has acted in the past. Exactly.

Same with, like, Meg as well.

Like, I don't want her
to hold back and sort of...

Not regret it, but, like,

we don't know what Dejon's
over there doing, and, like...

I feel like we do.
Yeah, exactly.

Even with Toni, like...

I think what needs to happen
is a really open...

Toni and Harrison are in
a really good place at the moment,

and, again, like, Harrison's
obviously done stuff in here,

like, with Helena,
right under Toni's nose.

So I think, like, I just want her

to sort of have fun
and let loose a bit as well.

Cos at the end of the day,
like, the boys are over there

doing fuck knows what, and I don't
think anyone should be holding back.

IAIN: Oh, what we need now
is a challenge

that lets the Islanders get to know
each other's idiosyncrasies,

discover fascinating facts
about their childhoods,

or suck the toes of the people
they want to have sex with.

I feel like,
as lovely as everybody is,

we need to liven things up
a little bit. Yeah.

What did you have in mind,
then, Dejon? Come on.

What about a game of Truth Or Dare?
Let's do it.

GROANS,
LAUGHTER

# I know you want me, obviously... #

Yaz.
I'll go for dare.

I dare you to give a kiss to the guy
that you fancy the most here.

Go on, Yaz.

# I already know
You can't take the heat... #

Come on, then.
ALL EXCLAIM

Hello. Not properly said hi.

You have now. You have now.
Fucking hell.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING,
CLAPPING

Dare!
CHEERING

Kiss the three Islanders
that you find most attractive.

Three, yeah?
Go on.

He's buzzing at that.

Go on, G.
Come on, then, G.

Obviously.

"Obviously."
"Obviously."

"Obviously."
"Obviously."

Fucking hell.

# I'm digging deep
Climbing to a new height... #

You all right?

# Golden, the future is gold... #
Yo!

# The future is golden... #
Oh-ho-ho!

# The future is gold
The future is gold, golden... #

Oh, that's actually
a fucking great kiss.

# The future is gold
The future is golden. #

LAUGHTER
H, what are you?

Yeah, I'm there. You kiss the one
that you also find most attractive.

Come here, Loz.

# New revolution, oh-oh-oh-oh... #

He's pretty much kissing you,
isn't he? I don't really mind.

# The beginning
Of a whole new wave... #

OK, truth.

So, obviously, you're Harry's ex.
Mm-hm.

Have you come back in here
wanting to rekindle things,

or have you got your eye
on other people?

No.
So you and Harry, no good?

No good.
No good.

# Oh, oh-oh-oh, it starts today... #

OK, next. Truth or dare?

I may as well go dare, then,
and make it a bit interesting. Ooh!

Kiss the two Islanders that you
find most attractive. Two?!

Go on, Dejon!

OK.
ANDRADA TRILLS

Gonna go with you first.
Let's go.

Go on, Con. Go on, Con.
"Let's go."

# A new phase of change... #
Nice, Con. Nice, you.

# The ground is breaking... #
And second is gonna have to be you.

# Our day has come
Our time has come

# Out in the darkness
A light is shining... #

Not bad.
Nice, Rheo.

APPLAUSE
My boy.

# And it starts today. #

Young bull!
Truth, truth, truth, truth.

Truth?
Yeah, yeah.

Are you initially attracted more
to any of these girls

as you were to Toni?
LAUGHTER

No, I'd say I'm more attracted
to some of these girls than Toni.

Oi! The young bull!

# The cherry that sits on top... #

Truth or dare?
Dare.

Lick the torso of the Islander
you fancy the most.

Ooh, interesting.
Oh, my God! Go on, H.

Where are you off to?
I don't know where she's going.

Let's go, T!
SCREAMING

# Lucky you, I came your way... #

Go on, T! Go on, T!
Finish it off!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Fucking hell!

# Ain't I good for you? #

Let's pull these jeans down a bit.

BOYS: Oi, oi!

Truth or dare, Blancs?
Dare.

Three-way kiss with the two
Islanders you find most attractive.

Emma. And you, of course.

EMMA GIGGLES
# Ain't I good for you? #

Nice, Blancs. Nice, Blancs.
Benny Blancs.

Roger that, B.

# That taste
That made your life better. #

Truth or dare?
Er, dare.

Kiss the two Islanders that you
find the most attractive. Right, OK.

Go on, Conor boy!

Oh, the young bull!
He's getting busy tonight.

Go on, girl!

OK, OK, youse can stop now.
LAUGHTER

Nice. Truth or dare?
Dare.

Kiss the Islanders
you fancy the most.

All right, let's go.
SHE LAUGHS

# It goes on and on and on
Voulez-vous... #

We don't mind that, Con.
We don't mind that.

# It goes on and on and on... #
Emma. Let's go.

# Voulez-vous, I'm feeling it

# It goes on and on and on... #

I love this game.
LAUGHTER

You love this game, yeah?
Yeah.

I love this game.
I'm getting active.

All right, dare.

Kiss the Islander
you think is most attractive.

Andrada.
Nice.

GIRLS: Ooh!

D, nice. D, nice, nice, nice.
LAUGHTER

Nice, D.
Yeah, nice, nice, nice, nice.

That's enough now.

Tommy boy!
Go on, give me a truth.

Do you think
that any of these girls here

could potentially turn your head
away from Emily?

Ooh!
And if so, which ones?

No, no, no, it's my question.
It's my question.

Er, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so.

Oh, interesting.
LAUGHTER

Truth or dare, H?
I'll have a truth.

Ooh!
Oh!

# I'm only good at being bad... #

Who are you more attracted to,
Helena or Emma?

Savage.

Emma.

# I like it
When you take control... #

Fair. Fair.
Fair play, Harry.

I love that.

# I'm a bad guy. #

I've got a text!

"Girls, time to get ready,

"as Boris, Cache, Chris, Jamie,
Martin, and Ty

"will be entering the villa."

THEY SCREAM

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